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From: thefreedomtoast
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  • Hey, now the TSA wants to chat you up before they pat you down! Better get out those TSA "Head Removal Waiver Application" forms and fill them out in triplicate!

  • As far as we can tell, the only positive results were for those doing the patting down that got more than a purely professional pleasure out of it. There haven't been a lot of headlines about how many assault rifles or explosives were detected in this manner. Maybe if they did some serious patting down of infants, ordering them to remove their diapers and such, they could find some serious security risks worthy of the front page of the New York Times.

  • Show me where a TSA full body scan or patdown has shown positive results that a prior metal detector gate way hasnt.

    Old way: Metal detector gateway and wand down if you beep.

    Continued beep (probable cause) led to a private room patdown.

    Now they're doing the feel-up pat downs in public with no probable cause.

    We Xrayed our stuff and walked the metal detectors but ater shoe bomber, remove shoes. Underwear bomber = feel up.

    Anal cavity bomber means were all going to have to take a TEST DUMP.

  • As well you should. Anyone committing sexual assault deserves prosecution, whether they wear a uniform or not.

  • @FreedomToasted - They're breaking the law. Sexual assault is sexual assault. If they're willing to continue doing a job that includes routinely breaking the law, then they're guilty and should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. I'm done playing games. I've written my senator and representatives, I've had unfruitful conversations with individual TSA agents. Here's the final analysis. If I'm sexually assaulted by a TSA agent, I will call 911 from the airport and report the crime.

  • We understand your sentiments, but the TSA is not the Holocaust. They risk their jobs if they make a stink, and they are not exactly highly-paid to begin with. We fly a LOT, and while the bad apples stink, and, worse, are often allowed to continue to stink after being identified, in our experience, they do not typify the majority. I came through Atlanta 2 days ago, and the TSA guys deliberately avoided sending ANYONE through the hated scanner, and no one was asked to remove their head.

  • Apologies to 98% of TSA?! Either the 98% good TSA guys don't exist or they enable the bad ones by keeping quiet (and thus are not very good). You ruined an otherwise entertaining video. I won't be sharing it.

  • Better keep your solution to yourself, then. We try to keep our videos arrest-free (unless your name is Al.....)

  • There is a better solution to removing the tsa criminals, but if I actually wrote it down I would be arrested.

    All these policies over the lies the bush syndicate and zionnazis started over their own criminal acts in NYC and DC. Somehow a guy with bomb panties on gets placed onboard in another country by ?our? secret services, bypassing all current simple procedures of an ID and passport, and this is the result. Seirial sexual assaults by gov reps. who gets a golden finger after 25yrs duty.

  • We have extra copies of the TSA Head Removal Waiver Application Form for any of you who might not be able to obtain them at your local air line.

  • Hilarious!!!

  • Don't gate rape me, bro!

  • Don't touch my JUNK!

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