Chris Porter (LCS Season 4 Ep. 9)

[Mrbeautiez]

@chrisjackson1 who cares if it two words..your just like him, both douche bags lol

[CrashAndBurnLove]

@Mrbeautiez hah, you're just on mushroom

[Mrbeautiez]

One word:::: douchebag

[chrisjackson1]

@Mrbeautiez Douche bag is two words. "Who the fuck cares what you think" is seven words.

[pettsnurr]

OMG!!! ISNT THAT THE EVIL GUY FROM SAW?!?! but.. younger?

[31UpTop]

LMAO He Ugly As Shyt.

[karenoct67]

just saw him at the Borgata in ACNJ, so excellent!

[DraconianTroll]

this guy is lame as fuck

[BananaWookie]

God. Chris Porter's my favorite comedian ever.

[socdk]

Should have won the show. Too controversial I guess

[JrMort]

I called 1 866 508 99 02

[mklezon21]

same here lovehateplanet....awesome show

[LoveHatePlanet]

just saw him live tonight at the improv in schaumburg, illinois... super funny!!!

[rockabyebyebaby21]

STONERS IN THE DRIVETHRU!!!

[maccuban8]

haven't been able to laugh yet...

[AlexandraNagem]

LMAO "Discipline is key" <3 it!!!

[alchemic85]

kinda did a bill hicks thing with the drug joke

[Jeff105632]

"I am fine, you are doing 12. Just go!" hahahhaha

[twileyao]

Chris Porter is the shit!

[Christos79]

Why isn't this guy bigger than Dane Cook??? He's fucking hilarious!!!!!

[KodaRollins]

@Christos79 why isnt any other comedian bigger than dane cook?

[Lptx09]

I LOVE tht dude he's so freakin funny

[m1k3x0]

peace and love.

[nomancanstopme5]

Nobody want to have sex with Willy Wonka?

[JimiKiwi]

Hilarious

[xkarasenex]

I LOVE THIS GUY! lol so funny

[ChristyMorris2715]

Chris Porter, live, was hilarious. His material, mannerisms and delivery was hilarious! XD

[JKidd2455]

so they bleep penis but not bitch?? what the hell dude

[andareavante]

@JKidd2455 he said "pecker", lol

[purplesaxark]

since when are gays staying in the privacy of their own home??! They are always in your face with it. Ever heard of a gay pride parade? ever heard of a straight pride parade? got it?

[cuzmariosaidso]

lmao 

[Manowar4life1234]

This guy is so hilarious. His "Comedy Central Presents" made me laugh so hard I actually cried. Good comics are hard to come by, and this guy is going to be a legend someday. Absolutely freaking hilarious!

[NWG92]

What a great bit, he should have won!

[raze045]

wow i love him lmfao XD

[hottiesteve2012]

Stupid stoners ching! ching! fuckin classic.

[zivjosvet]

my all time favourite is gabriel iglesias, that guy is awesome

[ShadeSlayer321]

i live a few blocks from him

[summersyesterday]

@ShadeSlayer321 LUCKY! :O

[ShadeSlayer321]

@summersyesterday yea iv hung out with him a couple times i even invited him to a party i had and he did sum stand up for family

[kryptoniterose]

i love him. sfm. xD

[punkhayhay88]

"its a drive thru, look both ways bitch!"

lol chris porter is awesome

[rancores]

discipline is key... lmfao

[ManBearPigLOL]

who won?

[laugh1529]

josh blue

[F22RaptorSquadron]

"Whaaat the hell are they sellin here?!"

[bunkmasterflex]

apparently pants

[lindadylan]

I saw him at the Tampa Improv tonight and he was hilarious, and the place was packed,,,,on a Thursday night.

[matthew8131981]

"You were doing 12!" lol

[NotATubeSurfer]

Only reason he probably didn't make it was because he joked about drugs too much. Producers don't like that.

[srv71420]

goin to see him tonight @ the hollywood improv!

[nycolea13]

How was it?

[lavenderleeloo]

The guy who spoke b4 porter on the mic looks like mike newton from twilight

[a1q2s3]

Seriously, your comment was so unnecessary, twilight? really? This a comedic show.

[buzzmaxwell]

@a1q2s3  the shit is a compliment

[PreppyDouche]

Lmfao rofl omg wow YOU BIG STUPID hhahahahaha rofl cant stop laughing

[leftwing19]

YOU BIG STUPID!!!!!!

HAHAHA

so funny

[blackparadehereicom1]

'what the hell are they sellin here!?'

[sinspastmidnight]

Wicked cool!!! SO funny!!

[mjqueen6908]

i love when he says 'what the hell' and the tone he uses is just great...

has any one seen the you tube clip chris porter at kc the joke about getting shot in the vag... too funny he seems plastered on the stage so its even funnier

i love his humor

ps 'look both ways bitch.. thats basic traffic your going to run into that alot..maybe you should stay off your bike'

[breana1965]

"YA BIG STUPID!!" LMFAO!!! XD this guy needs to be on TV A LOT more!!!

[Kingpinnum1]

Dis guy is 2 funny. I COULD NOT STOP laughin @ his segment. The whole bit was jus hilarious!!!! He is truely one of da best

[Bigmoonproductions]

You big stupid! You big meany just go! I am fine you were doing 12, stupid stones Ching ching! HAHAH

[kila58]

JEANS?

LMAO

[dmo289]

i just saw this dude on comedy central and he killed. the audience was laughing their asses off

[Lacks87]

me too...that one was hilarious

[Jeff105632]

one of my favorite comedians. so funny.

[fuckcrisscrocker]

Fuckin Helarious

[DarkHeartedJoker]

All I can say is, what did he do with the rest of willy wanka? All I see is his hair.

[Craigw1967]

Why do people keep re-posting his jokes? I just heard it from him. That's plagiarisms man.

[loopyluffy]

"they pop right back up!" that was great!

[ripmeast21]

I think he was funnier than Josh and I thought Ty should've won tat year. But I wasn't mad at all that Josh won because he was pretty funny.

[stratman202]

He should have made the top 2, but on my scale he tied with Josh Blue. Both very funny.

[darkroxyou]

"Look both ways, bitch!!"

[indignantpenguin]

lmao

[BlingyDamon3]

i love his "maybe they didnt SEE the standing ovation"

he was the best that year

[curlyhead12]

he is so fucking funny!

[LizTwilight]

"This isn't an anti-pot commerical, this an anti-pool commerical!"

[Ec4694]

You big stupid! You big meany, just go. Just go. I am fine. YOU were doing 12. Stupid stoners..just go!

[LiveUrLife4Evr]

LMAO luv that. haha

[Ec4694]

lol yeah hes probably one of my favorite comedians!

[RandomMindz]

ching ching!!!

[edesia88]

"What the hell are they sellin' here?... Jeans?" Hahaha amazing :]

[FowlEmFour]

"They pop right back up..."

XD SO funny..

[darkroxyou]

"Stupid stoners smoke pot outside anyway!" Brilliant, brilliant comedian.

[coolguy4utc777]

great job....... propoganda thats great.

san

[walls06]

thats one of my favorite sets he did on LCS, the other one is about Costco! lol

[darkroxyou]

LOOK BOTH WAYS $%#&@ !

[dumbo10]

what the hell are they sellin here?

[dumbo10]

"stupid stoners come on lets go"*ching ching*FUCKIN PRICELESS

[dumbo10]

im replying to myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4757870]

Haha!!!

[joefinnigan15]

he's terrible!

[lolabear19]

"YOU BIG STUPID!"

Hahahaha, priceless!!!

[Monkeypulse]

lmao haha "ya big stupid no im fine your doin 12 stupid stooners ching ching" funy stuff man

[cardsrule714]

Chris is so hilarious. He definitely should have won season 4. Josh might have been good, but Chris was much better.

[mrshorteepantz]

yea agreed

[darkroxyou]

Absolutely!

[FOB4LYFEZ]

WooooW CP

[SNOWYLADY]

lol at mushrooms jokes

[stu4203]

i hope he's still doin stand up (i look into it)

cause this guy seems to be the Reincarnation of Bill Hicks

[WinterSolice]

"I don't even like mine."

Oh my God.

[kabooy4]

I LOVE BOOBIES

[slawdawg96]

"Beep Beep! poop eaters, Beep Beep!!!!!"

[kabooy4]

chris is the best ever

[ghost9109]

WAT!?!?!?! BULLSHIT that josh one this he got sympathy votes cause he's special...i mean he was funny but not as funny as ty...josh should of got 3rd

[A7X3DGFAN]

the best was josh then chris then ty thats the order it should b

[KN10234]

After all of this time, I still stand by my opinion that Ty should have one. I am in no way a rasist, but Ty discarded mostly all black comedian stereotypes, and was just plain hillarious. Chirs rocked as well, this was probably his best set. I think Josh was the weakest of the three, but was still funny in his own way.

[tronslairishere]

Stupid Stoners Ching Ching LMAO

[mxbffy]

i love him he is so funny

[realmer1187]

Wtf. I agree with you all that he is funny, but he shouldn't have won. Josh deserved to win, and I am not saying that just because he is handicapped. Josh's stand ups keep me laughing almost the whole time. Chris's makes me laugh here and there. But whatever, different people, different opinions on what is funny.

[ILoveScrubs1985]

I Have To Agree With Everyone On The Fact That He Desrved To Win Instead Of Josh.

[Masteroftrancegirl]

yeah, it's bullshit. All that josh did during the whole show was work the criple angle. lame.

[kabooy4]

hell ya

[ryuu80]

I don't have a joke about shrooms just advice...you should talk to Jesus before you meet him. LMAO, this dude is hilarious

[Narutowhateva]

"what the hell are they sellin here? Jeans?"

[chunli111]

Its a drive thru look both ways bitch come on!! LOL DAT WAS HILARIOUS

[shawniloc]

He should have won. Period!

[firemaiden101]

i love this guy he speaks the truth

[tcuk]

That fat guy was awesome. Loved his laugh. Chris Porter was good too.

[NerdStrudel]

i hope chris keeps doin stuff... i loved gabriel though to bad he got kicked off

[iLov3s3XyMiCk3y]

love him im glad Josh Blu won thgouh their both good though congrta to both they amde it far and theyll have great future even ChriS <3 escarlen vargas

[angelbabe10022]

haha u were doin 12 im fine... jus go.. u dum stoners.. hilarious.. love this guy

[shaolinkin]

man chris should have won...either him or gabriel...but im glad for Josh...he was hilarious as well.