Internet Comment Etiquette: "Viral Videos"

[FanOfFender095]

I am learning much from these teaching videos, just speak your mind and talk about the government. i love it! its genius!

[99999k]

its funny how every comment, in the comment section of this video, is supposed to be basically the same type this bald guy in the video has written under these various viral videos. notice how perfect my sentence structure is, bunch of bitches.

[MrKakadoie]

When I heard those chinese, it was hard not to kill myself... Because one, I didn't understand jackshit they said and two, it just sounded like a furry who puts too much R's and U's in his words

[itstonymacaroni]

Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health.

[cesariojpn]

Fuck you, fuck your parents, fuck your siblings, fuck your relatives, fuck your pets, fuck your house/apartment/room, fuck your car, fuck your job, fuck your income, fuck your computer, fuck this, fuck that......oh yeah, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

[N00sflash]

I don't even care enough to watch the complete video before commenting.

The amount of fucks given compared to the amount of fucks to give is less than zero.

This stewy shit you've ingested and puked onto youtube should be banned because it contains verbal jizz. If I could I would beat you with your own disgusting macbook until you plead for mercy. Then I will give it to you, in the form of 5 M80's of which at least one will make it up your dark dank stinkhole.

Swedish chef secretly rules all

[wtfisthisshyt]

wow. you really think youre funny? all u do is write a crappy 2 minute script ( that anyone can write even a fucking 10 year old ) and write retarded ass comments that arent even clever. most of them dont even make sense u fucking idiot. im not mad b/c of the video, im mad because of how much views it got. there are people who actually deserve the views like smosh n shit like them. fucking fagg go kill urself please

[rektalsalva]

@wtfisthisshyt ure just upset cus someone jizzed in your coffee and LOL, famous rappers had a drive by at your house. Making you jump out the window breaking your ass on the concrete.

50 hours of shame at the hospital after breaking ure ass and then being raped by "b/c"(stands for black cock).

[0bskura]

"Now whatever lets hit play" *smashes whole keyboard with handpalm* xDDDDDD

you are my hero man!

[MARAin3rror]

DUMPERT!

[jetjunke155]

Nigger Fuck. Nigger Bitch. Nigger Slut. Nigger N-word. Nigger asshole. Nigger Dick. Nigger Cunt.

Steve Jobs is till alive he was reincarnated into a South Korean Bootleg iPad Salesman who also looks like Steve Jobs except Asian. Nigger Spick. Nigger Pollack. Nigger Chink.

[thetungwakou]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 25-34

Male 18-24

Male 35-44

[kingdomheartsfan4441]

thanks again eric for teaching us how to post comments in a humorous, and wholesome way. ps, tell jenna or jeena marbles or whatever to quit making videos. they suck and involve animal abuse. peda would be all over her the minute they found out she was making her dog listen to that crap. anywho, i cant be bothered to tell her myself, as i do not have nearly enough respect to stay on her page for more than 5 minutes.

Ron paul for president, the n word...whatever.

[xcr0nx]

Wow, nailed it.

[mureeees]

BRKsEDU?!

[CastielDg]

@mrcarvalho16 no canadá já está de manhã.

[mrcarvalho16]

kkkk Edu madrugando no pc, like a fucking boss hauhauhau

[CastielDg]

Quem veio pelo Edu da joinha :P

[CalladoPlays]

edu like a boss

[leviflp2011]

BRKsEDU

YY'

[Nathan2904]

@leviflp2011 dã

[TheGustavoAvila]

@leviflp2011 LOL poisé...

[fitzynn]

DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION I LOVE YOU LOLOL

ahha you make meh laugh so much:)

[holybarbie]

Signed, Dr. Penis Jizz-Stream

[HyperXcube]

I FOUND THE MESSIAH OF YOUTUBE!!!!

[Marcko98]

YOu sir are god among pissjob fag douches who watch this shit, i mean really? People like this crap? Your following is just terrible, let me review some of the people here like LersGOtoCLASS how is this retard in the top comment section TWICE FOR A YOUR MOM JOKE, real original bro! How long between arrow in the knee joke did it take you to come up with that gold painted turd? HunterAMG your just jelly sittin there with your thumb up your ass on an old desktop from 98 you little bitch!

[Marcko98]

@Marcko98 LadySomnia ima drug and rape you. Nothing more just that...

P.S. RICK SANTORUM 2012 LETS HELP KEEP THAT, Atheist, Muslim, Terrorist, Pussy SPARKLING Vampire Nazi who has killed millions from having a second term please!

[totallyINFAMOUS]

@Marcko98 Damn, you're mad

[Marcko98]

@totallyINFAMOUS Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber Justin Beiber. RICK SANTORUM 2012 HE'LL PERSONALLY GO HOME TO HOME ERADICATING ALL NON-WHITE NON-HETEROSEXUALS FROM THIS COUNTRY!!!!!! WHITE POWER SPREAD THE HATE!

[totallyINFAMOUS]

@Marcko98 OH GOD YOU MADE THINK OF JUSTIN BEIBER

[Marcko98]

@totallyINFAMOUS AND TROLLING COMPLETE!

[LadySomnia]

My answer is "D"

[HunterAMG]

I had respect for you, until i saw you had a Mac, now don't get me wrong but I simply cannot respect a faggot :/

[Waredwr]

LOL "Pearl Haboured us"

[sophwan1]

i was gonna propose to you through viral video comments, thought it would be good etiquette but then i saw you drink shitty beer.

8=====D~~~~

[kvkkiller]

hahahah love the hate on dumpert! hater all viral videos are on that website. nwo will go viral. 2012 ron paul

[sladikk]

Woah, that smiley face suuuuuuuure has a lot of eyes!

And what a silly hat, too!

Here's his nemesis, Mr. Boringhat Frownymouths!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:|}

[RellyTheCheater]

FAGS

[XxNufffsedxX]

This comment has made no difference in the ever continuing universe and might as well be considered as non-existent.

Shoutout to spellcheck.

[iTzPoPz]

Eh whatever lets hit play "whole hand hits the keyboard"

[pykeproductions]

I'm offensive and I find this Dutch.

[dier108]

HA! Got him that time! lmao

[Cegsywegs]

This is bad, worse than Dubstep. This piece of shit seems to have dropped out of some fat guys ass and landed on a camera, and was uploaded by a faggot.

[ajmvanpeer]

Dumpert

punt

ENNEL

[pepesilvia79]

You're my hero!

[deeppurple123456]

Great video!

[ImJoshinYah]

your bad at making videos.

[zzcool01]

I like your video.

0:14 for a moment of personal honesty from letsGotoClass.

[squeakysnowful]

Let's go with D.

[djameso2323]

wow! this is some of the dumbest shit that i have ever seen. After watching this video i am ashamed to be an american..id almost rather be mexican..(haha jk bout that last thing..)

~the holicost never happend~

[memeikke34]

dumperrrrt hell yeah

[camobs58]

Dumpert yeah

[mike23984]

You owe me a new LCD faggot. This one has coffee all over it because of your stupid fucking jokes.

[lanz0r4tehwin]

Stay black.

[Demonemil765]

I can't help but LOL at all you faggots who don't eat vaporub. My dick has grown 4 inches and I have developed a full beard from almost nothing since I started. It's like you guys didn't even know chemistry.

Well I do, and that's how I know the US government planted thermite in the world trade center.

Did I mention I have a big dick? Kris Humphries.

[ausdude77]

Ron Paul: trolling all the idiots by pretending he's different

[thecrooksareinoffice]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? PEARL HARBOR WAS AN INSIDE JOB 2. HAVEN'T U SEEN ZEITGEIST?! FUCKING IDIOT!! i HOPE THAT JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL SUMMONS GODZILLA TO RADIATION BREATH YOUR FACE! 

[doctorbear09]

This guy is like the R rated awesome version of Jim Halpert

[thecrooksareinoffice]

couldn't stop laughing.

[OhGodItHurts]

I feel like less of a man, I thought I was good at making nonsesical bullshit comments on random videos but I have been put to shame, from now on I shall try harder.

[TwardylikeTank]

is this some sort of fucking joke? I normally fear death, but after seeing this I realise that it would be a sweet release from the sort of fuckarsery that you seem to think should be in a video. I have no idea what you're trying to a achieve, but I think you'd achieve it a lot better by sticking a vaccume cleaner on your arsehole and running around with your prolapsed bowles trailing behind you, trailing little speckles of shit where ever you run.

Babies can read minds, never leave the house!

[ssnickelfritz]

I love the 911 endings 8^)

[Bananahogie]

Gotta say, these inspire me everyday.

Osama is still alive.

[TheGeorgeCarney]

Where is the next video

JFK was an alien

Nyan cat was a real thing

This video is boss

[FecketJ]

I recommend that you make another of this dicknipple-sucking, shitleaking vagina-tit of a video.

[FecketJ]

I DEMAND MORE! 

[wendyday]

You are so hot.

[thatsthe1kidjohn]

i thought you might appreciate this, so i was smoking a bong (while eating out my girlfriends butthole) took a monster hit blew the smoke in her ass held it then took the hit out her ass, try it, its pretty fucking sexy.

( a black man from america in africa is just another person)

[chigeh]

Eric, r u goin to maek noo movahs

or not?

fegget

[abduhzelda]

Subscribed!

[1CrazyCracka]

answer B

[MrRooney182]

and the award for the master of trolling goes too : YOU KNOW WHO

[leemiltz]

Keep up the great work.

9/11 was an inside job, Dr. Ron Paul for president.

[mike4390116]

NIGGERS!!!

[Culloa2]

SCIENCE!!

[carefulwiththat]

Adding the jizz streams to the dick was a nice touch. Well played sir, well played.

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@matheuswoww ask your mom, i gave her full disclosure last night

[MrGND1]

@letsGOtoCLASS lol you boss

[matheuswoww]

@letsGOtoCLASS Wish i had that feeling of being honored when a famous uploader replies my comment, But you're boring and have low views =/

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@matheuswoww another reason not to feel honored is because i alluded to fucking your mom

[matheuswoww]

@letsGOtoCLASS You're an inspiration to birth control.

[emmonsdavid4069]

@letsGOtoCLASS happily, you were linked on the memebase home page, say hello to your new subscribers!

[MarcusGrM]

@letsGOtoCLASS You're pure God, sir.

[MrJman910]

@letsGOtoCLASS you are a complete BAWSE

[ThePresidentschoice]

@letsGOtoCLASS LOL jizz.

[AustinBryantRawr]

@matheuswoww dont hate

[BastiaaNED590]

DUMPERT!!!8===D  whaha

[SkeetMoneyMagic]

You HAVE to keep doing these.

[013thijsje]

Make a new video goddammit!!!!

[ikkuj]

Haha look at the video statistics for this one and there's a dark dark dark green spot showing all the Dutch bastards on the map

[MARAin3rror]

DUMPERT +1

[blackfang500]

"Internet Comment Etiquette on Salvia"

[Holland1994D]

Dumpert.nl

[flyingmaarten]

heey, you are the gardening on salvia guy aren't you. saw that video like 2 years ago and then you showed up on dumpert recognized you immediately. your the best.

[Awex5554]

Lost babies

[supafamouz]

Hi Erik, could you please make a comment while being fucked up on salvia?

That would really be a feast for my laughing muscles.

Thanks in advance.

[d1og3n]

Roses are Fake.

Violets are Gay.

LOL u mad bro.

Smoke weed everyday!

[XrandomnessX]

wow that is so skinny im not joking you can even dodge my cum

[fredrick01]

D)

[fredrick01]

cs188

[TotalSnivy]

D.

[GideonOrcsbane]

Wow! You really are a lazy fuck. You really couldn't make two separate videos, but you rather clustered them together when you don't have enough material to say about each individual video. My favourite part is when the video feed suggests that you are writing the comment, when you actually just bash your keyboard like retarded kid with ADHD. Here allow me to try jkbaswfioawfkaflk.

The holocaust never happened

Signed

Gideon Orcsbane

PhD. in internet commenting so STFU

(Am I doing this right?)

[EliteBlackTutorials]

@GideonOrcsbane Im going to take your fuckign tounge out, and lick my ass with it!

[fuzzyhunty]

Ahahahaaah, the Joey Diaz reference was unexpected.

[AtomicPhritos]

Umm..What the fuck.. D is the correct answer for the question..hahah (_)_):D thats an asian penis..lol

[EDMSoccerStars]

YOU'RE THE FUCKING MAN!

[booboowilson10101]

hey that's shoenice at the end! don't be dissin shoe nice yo

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@booboowilson10101 I'd never diss that guy, his body is obviously a modern miracle of science. I do wish he would stop eating so much poison though -- there's gotta be a safer way to satiate his fans.

[booboowilson10101]

@letsGOtoCLASS obviously he is an immune super human. Come to think of it we haven't heard from him in a while...

[Memphis2142]

@booboowilson10101 You are really too funny.....

[booboowilson10101]

@Memphis2142 yes, tankjoo

[smokemblunts420]

@booboowilson10101 "Yo" "dissin" "shoe"

[booboowilson10101]

@smokemblunts420 ugh...go way

[nikesb538]

"that bitch bending her finger is sexy" 2:50

[eastendthug360]

my vagina smells like cabbage

[sawssage]

i fucking love the random shit you put at the end of the comments. 9/11 was an inside job makes me laugh so fucking hard every time. Keep em comin, i could watch these till i died

[oOMathiasSOo]

This is stupid. I don't need anyone to teach me how to make comments on youtube. I've managed to build my own opinion and beliefs, and you're not gonna change them by telling me how to do anything. Internet is the ultimate land of liberty and you are trying to destroy it with your stupid videos.

The free masons rules the world, it'll be too late when ya'll realize that the Illuminatis already own you. .............===={ЄΩΦ}====....­........

[2DecadesAgo]

@oOMathiasSOo

go suck on some penis dicks with your illuminati

[390376]

they fucking removed your fucking comment from both fucking videos. How the fuck I am supposed to thumb the fuck them up?

Anyway, good day to you sir

Signed: Dr. Fuck

PS. I am Italian and not dutch

[redfusiond]

I HAVE AN AID IN MY DICK

[whoispedrocosta]

Jesus! you can bend your fingers like that! xD

[danielvutran]

13792

[GhetoGeek]

the fuck is this shit? u think ur so funny posting stupid comments on youtube? well guess what YOUR NOT!!!!! u should just go get a life and kill yourself fucking fagget

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@GhetoGeek Your alternation between using "ur" and "your" is very confusing. In any case, thanks for the comment! I wish you the best in all your journeys, and just remember 2012 is the year we join the intergalactic thought frequency.

[TheFreedomLancer]

@letsGOtoCLASS Intergalactic thought frequency aye.... Someone's been doing their homework ;)

Ron Paul for president 2012!

[Hindrik1986]

@GhetoGeek I'm confused. Why should he get a life, and then kill himself. If he were to kill himself eventually, it would be a waste of time to get a life in the first place. Anyway GhetoGeek, I also wish you all the best in all your journeys an future endeavours.

[Mr420myself]

@GhetoGeek i think it is you my son who stupid comment on youtube post is so funny you think, your comment smart is not therefore i deem it STUPID.

go fuck yourself too your parents wedding picture, then kill yourself, then all your cats come eat you cause you don't know anyone too come find your dead rotting body or take your cats.

oh and just remember not too kill yourself while wanking, then you'll look like even more of a looser.

[idiotfromholland]

@Mr420myself trololololo

[TheFreeVoice]

@GhetoGeek Dear GhetoGeek, you wrote Ghetto wrong, maybe you should change your nickname to whining douche. I just spelled it right for you, so you can't go wrong on that one. Maybe it is already taken, you never know. Maybe you should take some of your own advice, because self criticism is a good thing.

Btw. Loved your epic video on the balance of MW3. Good thing you did not trip. Oww wait...

[GhetoGeek]

@GhetoGeek So did I comment correctly? I was just trying to use the information I was provided in this days lesson, but from the responses of my fellow classmates it seems I have some improving to do.

[thegeekanoid]

@GhetoGeek I dont like you.

[C9R9D]

@GhetoGeek Very mature and well thought out insult dude.

[blacktapedbic]

@GhetoGeek You have obviously not been paying attention to these videos on proper comment etiquette. (_)_):::::::::::::::::::::::::­::::::D~~~  <--you suck those

[danielvutran]

Dude your videos are literally almost my exact sense of humor, except I was type a lot more in CAPS KIND OF LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOOO and etc. SUBSCRIBEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddAFAAGHJAGGAHAGASA

[chigeh]

"9-11 van binnen" =9/11 from inside

stupid Dutchkid doesn't even know what inside job means or how to translate it.

I hope his mom dies of cancer.

[Plagueish]

( . Y  . )

[idiotfromholland]

@Plagueish Thanks for such an informative answer! I assume you just signed two tits? If thats the case i like to point out that the right boob is bigger then the left.

I'm just saying.

90% of the youtube comments are made by idiots, just to prove my point.

In 2013 we get eaten alive by a 30 feet parrot that grew fungus as large as a bus.

[Plagueish]

@idiotfromholland Those where supposed to be eye balls...

[Negalodon]

BIG DICKS IN YOUR ASSHOLE - joey diaz is the man!

[laallaal75]

Must be some good coke you got there.

[SgtHydra]

I've spent the past five years of my life trolling Youtube and I have to honestly say that I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life.

Your trolling is like watching a newborn baby's first laugh or having a tiny kitten falling asleep in your lap.

It's the closest thing to God I've ever seen. T_T

Thank you for sharing this with the world.

[kravmaga99]

deadmau5 fucking sucks

prepare for the apocalypse, the end is near

[GTAfreAk112]

The Dutch have come to colonize your channel.

[pseudogenesis]

Instant subscription acheived. Thank you, Know Your Meme. Thank you.

[blueluny]

Can't think of anythign clever ironic and self referencing to write. So justin bieber is a gay ...in the knee.

[2DecadesAgo]

you sir thought me well!

last night i commented on a complete random video and woke up the next morning naked with 4 hot chicks in my bed. Anyway i like chicken. Ron P for prez that's for sure! Hope I can shake your hands of awesomeness one day.

p.s. bananas

[MrFFTR]

Dear master, I tried putting your lesson in action, it's harder then it seems, look up the Jennifer Aniston video from 'Flintchee' and pls tell how I did and where I can improve! THX!

[thebrokengnome]

LOL the tags are so awesome

[eznoob1v1]

This is lame... you try too hard, and type WAY too much when you're trolling.

[satanisback]

@eznoob1v1 When you try to tell the troll how he tries too hard and types too much, then the troll is succesfull, noob

[2DecadesAgo]

@eznoob1v1

go suck some tree dicks. I think you don't seem to understand the very essence of his comments. He's not trolling. He's making bananas. I like apple juice.

sex

[dinohax]

Yes on the Joey Diaz reference, check yourself before you wreck yourself. Big dicks in your ass are bad for your health. Stay black.

[lanz0r4tehwin]

@dinohax IF YOU CANT TAKE A JOKE, TAKE A SHUTTLE!

[ESmaniak]

dumpert? sounds like gay porn alright.

[q3r1se]

@ESmaniak cause it is :) wanna join ?

[ZipperProject]

Too bad Dumpert is voor Stumperts!

[snhoOk]

godverdomme

[vegitohunter]

Great video. Dutch rules! :p

[Elroiden]

It is for sure, this guy is a hero in the Netherlands! We are waiting for your next video letsgotoclass! Keep up the good work.

Greetings from Dumpert!

[Ingevnes]

DUMPERT



[DutchTouge]

The video on Dumpert got more views then this one :D Too bad you don't get any money from Dumpert :D

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@DutchTouge Yeah I'm preparing my lawsuit right now, those sons of bitches. That is unless all your dutch friends come click on my ads so I can do the next episode from a private yacht.

[TheCrackABone]

@letsGOtoCLASS If we can make a about another shoutout for dumpert, we might get you your yacht.

[roodmannetje]

We dutch only bow to 1 god.

All hail to the duifmeneer!!!

HOE HOE HOE!!!! (no not translate it you bloody morons!)

[MrD0m1n4t10n]

The great Dutch nation will not stop till youtube is ours!

[Ligermorph]

Yo erik, thanks for unleashing the amazing clusterfuck of dutch assholes. this shit pissed me off so much I ran over some retarded kid who took fucking ages crossing the street. now I'm probably wanted for voluntary manslaughter or maybe it helped out natural selection, I dunno. but anyway, can I get ur moms number? because ur face is really hard to fap to. seriously, its like playing pool with a rope.

uss enterprise is a false flag to bomb iran. mitt romney knows what happened to building 7.

@Ligermorph what is building 7? (sorry if this is a stupid question)

keep the videos coming Erik!