Starcraft Fastest Map: I HATE Rushers. Episode One

[badnewZZZZgosu]

at start this song sounds like terran song :D

[kubush]

Purp was the only decent one on the other team. Kinda sucks for him.

[ZergofImportance]

Effective rush, but his allies sucked.

[lukaskiller45]

lol orange and purple can help to def the brown or atak green or yelloow...

[hellman521]

Wow these terran  tbh are noobs..... cant even expand or shet!

[jellyfishingftwlol]

at 6:36 where did the nuke land? I assume it was a defenses nuke & you killed the ghost before it landed though...

[MountainLost]

whats that map called?

[MrKillfest]

good ,micro managment from those terran's marines right off the bat :X

[CrypticxMetaphor11]

nice music choice :D

[FAButzke]

@CrypticxMetaphor11

Thanks =)

[WorldOfAQ]

How do you make the minerals so close together to the base like in the beginning? Can someone reply?

[Thremle]

@WorldOfAQ with some StarEdit mods, they allow much more than normal StarEdit

[123456789mhd]

@WorldOfAQ thats one of the characteristic of the map, u start with a command center (if terran) or with the base of ur race that is next to the minerals

[D4D0uCh3]

wow brown was lame, 5 minutes in the game and all he has is 2 gas and 1 barracks wtffff

[FAButzke]

@D4D0uCh3

And still, he almost owned my teamate...

[marquinhos7777]

what is the name of this map?????????

[wjavier316]

@marquinhos7777 Noobest possible map

[Wooo0oooW]

The only thing I consider rushing is 6 or 8 zerglings in 45-60 seconds.

past that time,you should have ATLEAST 1 cannon...

i dont call marines and a few firebats with medics at 5 minutes a RUSH.

as the game goes by, you use bigger weapons.that's the game.

[FAButzke]

@cheezdevil88

I really have no idea... =)

[FAButzke]

@cheezdevil88

I really have no idea... =)

[SwDani]

ajjaja q patetico el amarillo con dos nexus y una abajo pff ademas el mapa picante deveria ser vgt.... el amarillo no sabe hacer stack 00:54 .. cueck.. y haci se las dan de pro ajjajaja

[SwDani]

el cafe qxD

[FAButzke]

English only please...

[gotupandleftt]

I like the yellow lol, he just comes in with his army of zerglings lol =P

an' you should always build some kind of protection inside your base for people who send air, and rush like that.

[FAButzke]

I had to do something... Zerglings did the job =P

[gorodskaya]

u dunno whats wrong with this song its freakin awsome ;)

[FAButzke]

I love it too man =)

[Someonesumet2]

fags didnt even gg :(

[FAButzke]

I don't remember if they did or not.

Back at that time, chat info wasn't recorded in replays.

[Someonesumet2]

no i watched til the end and I didn't see a gg

[FAButzke]

But, as I've stated, back at that time (when this replay was recorded) chat info wasn't recorded along with the game itself.

Got it? =))

So, maybe they have GGed but wasn't displayed on screen ;)

[Someonesumet2]

ohhh

[SCTutorialMaster]

Whats the Program you use to record your screen?

[FAButzke]

Growler Software Guncam ;)

[XXXrocks123]

Lmao love the music :)

[MEOWGONEWILD]

lolz they wouldnt let one of there units die and theyd have to much money lolz and theyd mass out in like ten secs LOLZ

[FAButzke]

That shows that fastest map player do have some skills =)

I'm not very good at microing but I think I did a good job with those zerglings =)

[ILuvhFood]

What is progammers played fastest just for once. =] Make it 4v4 with reach,jaedong,stork,boxer,flas­h,savior,nada,hwasin,etc.

Before you get your panties in a bunch saying FAstest is for noobs, I just asked wouldn't it be fun ? micro+macro. x33

[FAButzke]

That would be fun.

I'm a Jaedong fan myself. =)

[Sc2ggrocks]

ur forgetting bisu dude! WTF is wrong with u! no yellow arnc? or luxury?! WTF?! lol jk dude, i c the etc, but still u gotta include bisu in the main

[ILuvhFood]

reach,jaedong,stork,boxer,flas h,savior,nada,Bisu,etc =]

[FAButzke]

=P

Bisu rox too.

[mendables]

God no one cares about your shitty music, next time just post the video of the replay with the sc sounds

[FAButzke]

Just mute it.

I know many people like them. I know it because they POLITELY told me so.

I've stated in the video info that: "If you don't like the music, please leave a comment about it. But please... Be polite."

So please, can you tell me nicely what kind of music do you like?

[mendables]

But I'm a youtube bully so I gotta use insults. What music? How about, I dunno, no music? Just the sound coming from starcraft? Just the way God intended.

[FAButzke]

Since you must use insults, I too must use musics.

Just the way God intended, you see?

God came to me in a dream and said: "You must use shitty music to annoy mendables."

So here I am, doing his bidding. ;)

Will you go against God's will?

Listen to the music and He'll speak to you too!

Hail to the King, baby! Yeah! (3x)

[mendables]

My God's better than your god

[kafeltz]

My god is more unique than your!

[FAButzke]

My God has granted me the power to block people (youtube bullies) and they can do nothing about it.

So my God > Your god.

There can be only one!

(I don't know why I even bother... Seriously.)

[mendables]

NOOO DONT BLOCK ME PLZZ I WAS JK

[xLonelyJr]

Me (Yellow, Zerg @ 7)

My Friend (Teal, Protoss @ 3)

Ally (White, Protoss @ 12)

x

Enemy (Brown, Terran @ 11)

Enemy (Purple, Terran @ 1)

Enemy (Orange, Terran @ 5)

umm idk but its just me the numbers start 1 is top left so all those spots are wrong

[FAButzke]

You must look at it like it was a clock.

12 is the top center, 6 is the bottom center. So, 1 is top right ;)

[ss35thle]

if you hate rushers then stick to noob only games.....no rush!

[FAButzke]

That's not the point.

Most rushers are bad players who if their rushes don't work, they don't know what to do anymore. (Like this one).

I really hate rushers because, for me, the fun is in the late game, not in winning with lings, marines and zealots.

[lNolFeaRl]

FAButzke if you were a good player you would learn how to combat the rush and then, according to you, they wouldn't know what to do, so then you should easily win right? The "NO RUSH!!!" people are the ones that are the noobs

[FAButzke]

I don't get it. All three "Hate Rusher" replays I've posted here proves that I'm NOT a no rush player.

Hell, even in no rush games there are backstabbers who rush and don't play by the rules.

My point is (as stated in my comment above): MOST rushers are bad players. If their rush fails, they're screwed.

I know very well how to handle rushers. And I don't consider myself a good player (I've already stated this a few times here).

Thanks for your comment, though.

[xLonelyJr]

op nr20 they wont rush so yea

ill rush u and win, and im not bad so yea...

[1235096a]

It doesn't require a map hack to bunker rush like that. In fact, that's the smart move to not take a look and see if there's a Nexus there.

It's a 3 on 3. Out of 5 spawn points hidden in the fog of war, only 2 will be empty. If you're going to cannon rush or bunker rush, you can't scout them. If they see you, your rush is done. If they're not there, then the odds just beat you.

From what I saw of that first game, he didn't have to hack to do that.

[keef920]

I dont think he hacked, you just got bunker rushed on a fastest map

[FAButzke]

Don't forget I have the replay.

I don't think, I'm sure of it.

[Carlo568]

Hey what do you use to capture the gameplay?

[FAButzke]

Growler Software Gun Cam =)

[arnelturc]

Fuckin nice dude my old starcraft memories came back when we was at lan  and we was fast as helll with the zerg rush:D

[FAButzke]

I'm glad you like it =))

[FLOODKILLA]

i like the first song

[FAButzke]

That's the first one: Dream Evil - The Chosen Ones

=)

[MakkeSk8]

Send me the map please ? :D

[FAButzke]

You bet.

More than 10 years and it's still fun =)

[halofan55555]

lol starcraft so old and yet so fun

[man0204]

lol white had revenge on purple XD

[FAButzke]

Sure =)

[PAULBUNDZ]

brown didnt even rsuhr gith had no d on main wutta noob

[1xxxrockxxx1]

I don't get it how do the crystals last forever and supply the entire base.

[FAButzke]

The map is designed that way.

But you need a special editor to do it. Blizzard's editor do not allow that.

[1xxxrockxxx1]

how do you play on these maps

[FAButzke]

Sorry, I didn't get it.

What is that you want to know exactly?

[1xxxrockxxx1]

how do you build these whenever I do it I cant save my map

[FAButzke]

I don't.

I just log on bnet and look for a game ;)

I've never build a fastest map =)

[psykosis7]

He means that maps will autodownload to your comp, and you can use them after. They're FASTEST maps. You'll see them when you want to JOIN game.

[Metalmasterxxx]

Wow brown was totally noob"

[shalamar11111]

lol. NOOOB. its clear that he hacked.1:00 in the games start he made a barracks and a bunker. lol. thats noobish. lol brown. what a noob!

[Bokenze]

wow brown suck noob :D

[FAButzke]

The rule is: Every hacker is a noob =)

[khianidude]

That is the most pitiful rusher ever! Only that many barracks and that many refinerys in that many minutes? Hell i couldve made an army of tanks and goliaths and vultures during that harrassment

[FAButzke]

I bet you could.

The sad part is: He was also a hacker.

[hikaCoko]

what is this map called?

[FAButzke]

Fastest Possible Map.

This is the "perfected" version.(They are all the same, except the tileset and some minor changes) =)

[RtMFlyER]

I don't mind rushers. I rush to scout and kill SCV or probes or whatever. As for the fastest map, It's made for 5-15 min. games I enjoy all maps. I'm sick of stupid fucking fanboys who allways bitch. 5stars

[FAButzke]

I don't like them because this takes the fun out of the game (For me at least). And I agree with you, fanboys suck...

Thanks for commenting.

[NagualElias]

one way i stop an early cannon rush is to just cut the guy off with sunkens.

[FAButzke]

Yeah, that works well. But you can just scout early and not have to get this far. A couple of zerglins can do the trick IF you catch his probe sneaking in your base.

[PosesivoOnline]

MAN THAT MAP SUCKS lol u cant make nexus/cc/hatch back of minerals, and why 2 stacks of mineral, its useless, :P

[FAButzke]

I can't confirm right now if it was possible to build another cc there, I need to see again the replay. But two stacks are useful to avoid losing all your workers to storm drops or reaver drops. It's one more storm they need to cast... =)

[MrFreeStufff]

lmao. "Go play low money or watch koreans" XD

[FAButzke]

=)

Yep. I'm just sick of arrogant people...

Most of them never played Fastest because "it's a noob map" and don't know how much fun they are missing.

[psykosis7]

I'm sick of Fastest maps, dude... ha ha.

[thundasc]

little mistype in the info tab white is protoss not zerg ;)

also what led you to believe brown hacked? i didnt notice anything but i also wasnt looking too closely for shady behavior

[smithy928]

lol

hacking while you have infinite minerals right there

[FAButzke]

I think these people that come here accusing me of hacking must be the ones who are losing in the videos...

I was not hacking. Brown was.

And where in heaven did you see "infinite minerals"?

Please man, go get yourself checked at a doctor somewhere, you have sight (perhaps mental too) problems.

[kafeltz]

what about we all have the same replay and if you right the game are renamed to: "i hacked" else ... you are banned after you reveal your ID on the internet as a accuser without proof.

[FAButzke]

LOL Great idea =)

He must have been the brown player, so now he is trying to regain his "honor" accusing me of the thing he was doing himself: Hacking.

As I've told in the video description, I can send the replay to anyone. If he wants it, he can get it and see for himself WHO was REALLY hacking.

The problem is: He doesn't even care.

[smithy928]

lol

I never said you hacked

I was loling because someone hacked in a game where he already has 50,000 minerals right there to take, and he uses hacks

I dunno why you think I said you hacked because my comment obviously says nothing about you at all

[smithy928]

Furthermore, I don't play fastest so it definitely was not me playing in that game

[FAButzke]

I thought you were talking about me because I get that a lot here. "You hacked LOL!"

Sorry if you weren't. I'm just tired of pointing out that it wasn't me that was hacking.

Again, sorry man.

But you must agree with me:

Your comment was not very clear.

And mineral hack works only with zerg players (as far as I know).

If you search here at youtube you'll see videos showing that.

And as I was the only zerg player in the game... Well, I thought you were talking to me...

[lucasn23]

the first 1 wats the first songs name?

[FAButzke]

It's in the video description up there ->

But here it is =)

Dream Evil - The Chosen Ones

[lucasn23]

wats the song name