Why Don't You Have Anything To Drink?

[sfakasswannabe]

Sounds like it was written by Charlie from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

[SkylineofStorm2]

lmao japans so stupid XD

[mapleleafs294]

@SkylineofStorm2 your from the states bud who the fuck are you calling stupid?

[Plugster911]

@SkylineofStorm2 can you talk japanese properly oO?

[elchafa]

/watch?v=zFP1TSyT8Bc

[KingOfThe4Way]

lmfao

[michaeljamesmccabe]

Choose one making you better feeling!

[IauthenticI]

Every Japanese secretly wishes to be an American...

[theman316]

through or just an miseration calls country, but if there so smart then why did they speak english properly,

[entertainingyoureyes]

TOM GREEN BIGGEST JERK ON EARTH

[Buddypalbro]

@entertainingyoureyes Biggest jerk? You should see all the smiling faces that followed what he did during these old trips, and the faces of a few who couldn't take a joke or respond to a prank.

[shitchops]

@entertainingyoureyes the man is a fucking LEGEND. and a PIONEER.. the ORIGINAL PRANKSTER.. fuck jack arse and all the rest !!!!!

[teggsy89]

japs are wack

[Constellashun]

the 2 top comments are gay and not the funny kind of gay.

[C2CONTINUE]

Have a nice day.

[valeforj]

Fuck Japan

[TheCrackerBrony]

Choose one making you better feeling!

[MrLorenzotebano]

wow i thought tom green was well funny now i think he is a nob

[tripperthe]

i miss glenn

[Bagelstorm]

The captions are saying "Why don't you have anything to drink, kills one making you a better feeling", fuck why so violent

[JIRIC8581]

what the hell did i just watch???

[Buhzie15]

transcribe audio... that is all.

Tunisian worker making you better filling.

[RctFozzy]

I was on the train today to work and I thought about this and started laughing, quite openly.. was alone, so people must have thought I had mental problems.. haha! Hate laughing by myself when on public transport!

[TIKIMAN198]

HOLY FUCK! the Narrator at the beginning is the Narrator of "Modern Marvels" on the history channel! :D

[Alizar06]

LOOOOOL @ Engrish

[IauthenticI]

@Alizar06

Wouldn't it be "ingurishu"? There is no 'SH' by itself in their language, so they have to add the 'U' at the end 'SHU'.

[tylerreel1]

@MrSutasu i think you need something to drink. choice one, making you better feeling

[SuperHarvestMan]

@MrSutasu tom green isn't American.

[papalone55]

Tom Jeet



[H3cTiCRaDiATiOn]

@IwaysKeepMOMMINd They're probably saying the same thing to you, about how you can't speak japenese for shit. He's in Japan stupid redneck peice of shit.

[IwaysKeepMOMMINd]

fuck these gay japanese, they retarded as fuck, they cant even speak english properly, fuckin disgraceful scumbags they are

[FaxanaduJohn]

Tom Green is absolutely fearless.

[Slaushster]

And this is why Japan has strict immigration laws

[TheAtheistAussie]

@Slaushster Yeah but they still don't mind immigrating to other people's countries.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie  that's Emmigrating...

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter Actually it's immigrating, nice try smartass.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie look it up -  emmigration is leaving the country you're from to visit another, immigration is entering a new one... so if they entered yours they'd be emmigrating, fucktard

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter Yeah i fucking know what they mean cunt and i meant IMMIGRATING, they come here and stay here fuck stain, stfu you asshole go bother someone who gives a shit. And emigrating only has 1 "M" fucktard.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie such a lovely guy, and racist too... you're doing your country proud Bruce lol

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter Racist? Even if i was i couldn't give 2 shits what a squirt like you would think.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie I think I hear a dingo eating your baby...

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter Really, well i think i hear your mum getting pounded by the mail man.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie your mother has three titties, one says milk, the other says water, the other one says 'out of order' HIT ME!

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter .....lame

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie Yeah, compared to 'your mums getting banged' that was genius mate, musta taken you ages... get on stage, seriously

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter Yeah but mine made sense, and your not worth putting the effort into, you're just a sexually frustrated faggot of a kid.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie It made perfect sense, and was still shit. Funny thing is you ARE actually trying lol... ask my partner if I'm frustrated you dumb fuck, and grow up

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter No i really wasn't trying but you can think what you want, a faggot talking shit on the internet geez...like i have come across this before, it changes my life so much i don't think i can get to sleep tonight. Pfft stop talking to me cunt you're boring.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie take a look in the mirror bud, and get to fuck while you're on

[TheAtheistAussie]

@mingtooter Agin makes no fucking sense...English your first language? Seriously go back to school, you illiterate fuck.

[mingtooter]

@TheAtheistAussie makes sense if you're not from a country full of drunken retard ex convicts. Well done on spelling illiterate correctly though ;)

[Podmiddy]

@mingtooter oh no .. the old convict joke again! coming from a country full of inbred twisted teethed whiny pasty faced poofters still clinging to and even more inbred monarchy made up of the ugliest fucks you have ever seen.

[turtlesarecool99]

Everyone. Go watch Freddy Got Fingered. It's the ballz.

[MrDeficate]

the question is Why??????????

[MrDeficate]

the question is Why??????????

[darrenmuse]

Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!

[Aptutte]

hahahaha they look so stupid, they dont know whats going on loool

[skippydeenice]

199 people don't have anything to drink, they should choose one making them better feeling

[comecorrect1]

@skippydeenice Yo LMFAO They couldn't choose one making them better feeling, or they just couldn't resist Tom green's charm w the locals lol.

[Cooter4sale]

I like the part where he says: "Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling"

[MrJustinhater]

fuck you stupid dumb shit if you are so smart why dont you speak japanese

or invetn a car or a tv fuck you

(iam american )

[BestMaxScheffel]

@MrJustinhater No, you're dumb.

[Nyanmoondrop6]

He reminds me of a washing machine at the end.

[khoroshoorange]

yeah why dont you have anything to drink?

[ericorenato88]

why don't you have anything to drink ? choose one making you better feeling

[Apocalyptica2444]

Im asking myself why no one just brought a drink so he would SHUT UP!

[fan4000]

tap 9, looks like he is jerking off...

[Nate2764]

looks to me like the Japanese can speak English more properly than YouTube's captions

[90sfanforever]

still was wanting to we're feeling

Why don't you have anything to drink? generals want make you feel better feeling

kills one make it through bratter feeling

Why don't you have anything to drink? kills one making your battlefield

[90sfanforever]

Audo

stewardship and is really cool country, but if it is so smart then why can't they speak english properly?

Why don't you have anything to bring? choose one making you better feeling

Why don't you have anything to drink? to use more anything you better feeling

Why don't you have anything to drink? choose one making new better feeling

Why don't you have anything to drink? skills one making you better feeling

Why don't you have anything to drink? so it was one make you feel better deleted

[jevs87]

haha transcribe audio, good shout!

[CommanderRaiden]

But that doesn't make you feel better.

[MrK9nny]

i laughed for about an hour after this

[Tansey81]

@MrK9nny - are you retarded?

[Tansey81]

@MrK9nny - so you are retarded. thanks for answering my question in such a timely fashion. enjoy your day.

[Tansey81]

@MrK9nny oh. my. god. you are batshit.

[Tansey81]

@MrK9nny - i totally see where you're coming from with your comparison of me to you. I ask you if you're retarded, and you respond with, "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, so similar. Makes a ton of sense. Fucking idiot...

[Killinemdead1]

@MrK9nny wow dude you have problems loser

[MrK9nny]

@Killinemdead1 sure

[cryptosguns]

LOL at the cc audio translation.

So it was one make you feel better deleted

[cryptosguns]

LOL at the cc audio translation

[dylan111291]

lol

[JADEGOODYSCORPSE]

still was wanting to we're feeling

why dont you have anything to drink

generals want make you feel better feeling

kills one make it through bratter feeling

why don you have anything to drink

kills one making your battlefield

technology is wonderful today

[blazedrelief]

he's like medication for manic depression

[Aptutte]

so it was one make you feel better deleted :) LOOL

[academicroach]

it translates like that . i like it better feeling

[homsarshat]

I'm so surprised that noone has posted a comment like: "i like teh part where he sez why dont u have anything 2 drink? choose one making u better fealing!!1 loll omg :)) thubms up!!" they're on around every 20th video I have seen.

[jimmy123987]

192 people dont have anything to drink

[iiONLYcomment1]

@jimmy123987 so it nots making them better feeling



[1985comando]

LOLOL!!!!!! God I love this guy.

[nextlevel2burittos]

lol look at the ppl!!! funny shit1

[KoRnYwAyZ]

Tom is a glorified Retard

[BabiaaVaniaaa539]

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[FiswaT]

Lol Tom Green is a fuckin asshole haha

[USAdude30]

@FiswaT Exactly what makes the man so funny..umm but seriously bro,why don't you have anything to drink?

[ILikeToMong]

If he didn't say it so many times it would have been alot funnier.

[ChriswithMatt]

Too bad he wasn't doing this when the Tsunami hit...

[Rygar212]

@AlwaysaGemini in my opinion.. your opinion sucks ass. Also, I guess you won't always be a gemini hey?

[Emmarox001]

this made me lol ma ass off XD xxx

[marty13612]

hes gone insane

[DarkArtist]

Absolutely godamn fuckin great, I lol'd big time

[AlwaysaGemini]

wow he is not funny at all

[pastetajetrena]

generals want make you better feeling

[bethany311997]

Well I know what I'm doing. Going to the fridge and getting something to drink so I can be better feeling

[skate2241]

kovekiddquinn.bandcamp.com/

[gewooneerlijk]

choose on to fuck

[TheMessanjah]

Lmfao!

[JohnnyRehabb]

asians are like a completely different species of humnan

[coolnameman123]

god damn it i miss tom green!!!!

[Skogsraaet]

want you not have something to drink?

Choose one and get thy self to feel better

- Swedish.

[mooglemadness]

China are better for this kind of stuff:

"Wonder Teapot enables you joyful!"

[Mirokuofnite]

According to the captions.

Why don't you have anything to drink generals want make you feel better feeling kills one make it through bratter feeling

Also kills one making your battlefield

[Feenuxz]

Generals want to make you better feeling.

[FromAshToDust]

tom green is the shit

[An2quamaraN]

"Why don't you have anything to drink? Generals want make you feel better feeling"

[ColtDoxt1245]

Wow i posted that one comment 3 months ago and people are still thumbing it up

[Tridek2]

In Soviet Russia choose one making you better feeling.

[theliberator1]

@Tridek2 in soviet russia, better feeling making you choose one

[Chewzluvsbooze]

Kills one making your battlefield hahahaha.

[MrSpideradam]

@Chewzluvsbooze what u need a drink choose one making you better feeling!

[Constellashun]

lmfao that's exactly what i would expect someone do if they said it that way.

[TheJcp1234]

Closed captioning. What the hell? LOL!

[hairyguy23]

why is he rubbing his tummy like that?

[theliberator1]

@hairyguy23 it's making him better feeling.

[cifeso]

Whenever I'm down, I watch this to better feel.

[schmidt223]

@cifeso HAHA OMG HE'S LIKE MY FAV.

Go Canada.

[sooperheromax]

look closely at Tom and tell me he isn't related to Gerard Butler in some wierd way.

[cky450mm]

i saw this when i was like 13 and though it was so fuckin funny this is the first time i have seen it in like 10 years and still love it. that and when he goes to see fabio and at the end they are on the bike together popping a wheelie tom green is the SHIT

[dirtyflapper]

makinf you better feeling. is that propper english ?

[CaptainNensho]

4chan!

[thesaint1908]

HAHAHA hilarious, tom green belongs in a nuthouse

[wlx456123]

Why dont you have anything to drink?

She lose one making you a better feeling.

WTF?

[muffinman127]

Tom Green should be a part of jack ass.

[nthomas87]

@muffinman127 - if it wasnt for tom, there would be no jackass. jackass went on mtv directly after tom did his final mtv show. he kind of established observational humor and popularized it.

[adrianeaglrck]

uhm i'll take a mochi soup flavored soda

[WEEDfalloutUFC]

why the fuck was tom green in china?

[adrianeaglrck]

doing things that made him better feely, ....whore houses

[Wizarrdd]

@WEEDfalloutUFC He wasn't,

[SorasScarz020]

@WEEDfalloutUFC He's in Japan

[TheTbrewer77]

hahahahahaha tom geen ladies and gentlecars !

[wickedmatt282]

Why don't you have anything to drink?

Choose one making you better feeling.

Why don't you have anything to drink?

Choose one making you better feeling.

Why don't you have anything to drink?

Choose one making you better feeling.

Why don't you have anything to drink?

Choose one making you better feeling.

[absolom9]

lmfao the CC transcribe was great:) thx ColtDoxt1245!

[ColtDoxt1245]

@absolom9 Works and most vids on youtube

[deadlymassacre1]

あなたわばかです :\

[bradbuiltthecross]

Engrish :D

[DaCrackPOT91]

LOOOOOOOL this guy is crazay! haha

[ColtDoxt1245]

Move the mouse over to the cc And click on Transcribe audio it'sfunny

[strakhin]

@ColtDoxt1245  hahahaahahahahahahahaha

[y0utub3r12345678]

@ColtDoxt1245 Lol...that was hilarious

[nthomas87]

@ColtDoxt1245 - lmao haha

[JesusRocks198]

@ColtDoxt1245 so it was one make you better deleted

[hi24times]

@ColtDoxt1245

lol' Generals want to make you better feeling.'

[draysonvideo]

@ColtDoxt1245 haha thats even funnier

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@ColtDoxt1245 omg that was amazing...XD

[bradscicluna1]

@ColtDoxt1245 lol. kills one make it through bratter feeling

[blc341]

@ColtDoxt1245 i love how transcribe audio is awful

[abahawas]

@ColtDoxt1245 kills one making your battlefield... choose one making you better feeling LOL

[doublexnchuck]

@ColtDoxt1245 Generals want to make you better feeling

[cryptosguns]

@ColtDoxt1245 FUCKING FUNNY AS FUCK!!! LOL!!!!

[Ironman374]

@ColtDoxt1245 kills one making your battlefield. HA!!!!

[neurocache]

One of my favorite instances of Engrish.

[youisiaint]

the people on the drink machine are white

[TheDrWhoReviewer]

lol

[LooniLuke]

@TheDrWhoReviewer LMAO Why Dont You Have Any Thing To Drink? Choose One , Making You BETTER FEELING!

[FATnSTINKnRICH]

japanese people r cool, but nasty little s%$# when it comes to wars

[jaliscotaliban16]

Fuck this shit is halarious, hahaha "making you better feeling"!!!!! Hahaha

[Psylonz]

hahaahahahhahaah 

[elkapitankalawit]

haha! i remember watching this on TV!

[Deft0nesT00l]

america is canadas toilet

[hamstrdethwagon]

haha I love tom green but he is a douche here I bet he can't speak Japanese good

[franciskith0o]

Engrish FTW!!

[whiteknight4879]

I love this clip, it always makes me better feeling!

[HAIRYFANNY]

what a cunt

[Lee201024]

LMFAO!!!

[WaluigiCrotchchop]

Why don't you have anything to drink?

[loveisaholiday2010]

i would love to meet him in person