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  • Damn Gina !!!!

  • ..yea i'm in tha house lmao

  • wheres mah Dallor 0:23 lol

  • I always thought the "Haven't/ we / met / here / somewhere / before" pick up line was one of the funniest things I'd ever heard!

  • My name is Jerome, and every time I tell someone my name they always gotta say "Jerome in da house"

  • What's up glitter butt

  • haven't / we / met / here / somewhere / before LOL genius

  • i really want to buy a Benz just so i can say that line whenever i want.

  • LOL everytime I watch this, i cry from laughing..

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  • IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MACE... GET OUT OF MY FACE LOL... SHE GOT JEROME ON THAT ONE

  • IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH A WINNER... YOU GOT TO DROP THAT CHICKEN DINNER... I GOT TO RID OF YOUR FRIENDZO... IF YOU WANT TO RIDE IN THE BENZO

  • The red socks are killing me! 

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  • I have an uncle who looks, talks, dresses and thinks like jerome.

    except he's bald. I kid you not the niggaz answering machine used to say…

    "this is tom, T.T., the playa… fromthahimalya…"

    He has never seen jerome, we showed him a clip and he did not laugh the entire clip… we asked him if he thought it was funny he said

    "it was aight… I like what he's wearing tho." LMFAOXD

  • @005tasha Like the story...LOL

  • Wasup glitter-butt?

  • Give it to me now, give it to me now *epic moves booooi* hahahahaha

  • "excuse me...haven't we met here somewhere before?" LMAO!

  • That mcm outfit is hard!!

  • yellow brick road to my destiny of love. lol

  • Where's my dollah?

  • LMAO@1:38-1:53 "Wait a minute...something just clicked...click!!! There it is!!! I know yo name. Yo name must be Candy, cuz you look so sweet. Girl gimme a bite of that candy" Jerome shot out yo...lol.

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  • ROTFLMAO @ 1:47-1:53 "Yo name must be Candy, cause you look so sweet! Give me a bite of that candy!!!" xD

    REALLY LMAO @ 2:12-2:15 "If you wanna get with a winner, you gotta drop that chicken dinner xD

  • @ 1:00 that girl got some big ass feet!! l0l.

  • dat azz

  • If you wanna get with a winner, You gotta drop that chicken dinner. hahahahahahahahahah

  • THIS GOTTA BE JELLY CUZ JAM DONT SHAKE LIKE THAT LOL

  • "haven't we met here somewhere before?" lmao that makes no sense!! haha

  • I didnt like ya anyway!.lol

  • give me my money or hell's gone break loose!!!!!

    what's up you can't call nobody?????

  • "Wus "YO" problem?.. you cant call nobody?" ..lol.

  • Is that his wallet in his socks?!?!? LOL

  • 9 people aren't down with the playafrom the himalaya!!

  • Ooo oo. oo oo ooo! Lol

  • He make me feel gud ta have da name JEROME. Now wen I go to da club I say JEROME'Z N DA HOUUUUSE JEROME'Z N DA HOUUUUSE lol

  • Funny thing about this episode is this club scene was similar to the times in the 90's. No mean mugging just dancing and chilling without worrying about catching a .44 or .9mm in your arse. Damn miss those days.....

  • Funny thing about this episode is this club scene was similar to the times in the 90's. No mean mugging just dancing and chilling without worrying about catching a .44 or .9mm in your arse.

  • Gina looked like a frizzy mess in this episode.

  • haven't we met here somewhere before LOL

  • 7 people didnt have his dollar

  • that dance kills me every time!!!!!!LOL

  • This is jerome's debut to @whoseanb. And the episode is "things I do for love"

    Season 1 episode 3

  • thumbs up if lamarr linked you..

  • This has got to be Jelly!,,, Cause! ,, Jam don't shake like that!

  • wassup glitter butt

  • If you want to get with a winner you gotta drop that chicken dinner....LOL

  • whats up glitter butt?

  • look how he nods his head after he says "benzo". Lol thats great acting..

  • Oooo Oooo hahahaha

  • *dead* MCM short set. hahahaa I can't! hahahaaaaaa Why? hahahaaa

  • I say jeromes in da hoooouse ooooh ooooow, IN YA MOUTH!!!!!

  • Wassup man, where's my dollar? Gimme my money or else all hell is gonna break loose. You know i don't play

  • Funny, it's been a while

  • wasup glitter butt?

  • you! gotta get rid of your friend tho if ya wanna ride in the Benzo lol

  • I CANNOT HELP BUT TO CRY EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS SHOW knowing that its OVER!! DAMM TISCHA!! Uugghh wasn't there a better way for her to come at or to him (Martin) for what he did?? DAM JUST THINK OF WHERE THIS SHOW WOULD BE AT THIS VERY MOMENT! Probably more characters, more ratings, more funnier episodes. I hate this so much for Martin and a lot of the cast just walked off around it's finale. :( Martin ain't want her ALL like that ANYWAYZ DAMM, he was just playing. *tears, tears, tears* SMH.

  • i thank this guy for makin my name popular, cuz errybody gotta crack that joke when they know my name

  • One of the most talented comedians of our time...

  • that girl in that green skirt would get the buisness

  • Wats up glitter butt. lmmfao

    

  • this has got to be jelly cause jam dont shake like that lmao the way he said it

  • "You got to drop that chicken dinner if you want a winner". And I about died when he sprayed his mouth then his hair LOL!

  • LMAO STOP DA PRESS!!!...MARTIN SHUDA DID MARTIN THE MOVIE!

  • Hahahaha, WE ALLLL KNOW A JEROME, right??? LOL

  • Best comedian in the WORLD!

  • Was this Jerome's debuet?

  • @whoseanb Yep. I always like how he said "You can't call nobody" in this episode better than he usually says it.  It just flowed out LMAO!

  • "Name is Jerome, but you can call me JJ, cause everythang is DY-NO-Mite"!!!!!

    ROTFL.

    It's still hard trying to get past the MCM short set.

  • Where's my dollar?!

    ROFL!!!

  • "Your name must be Candy.... Cause your looking sooo sweet

    Gimme a bite of that Candy!"

  • LMAO. You just lost da best thing that every happen to you. Lmao

  • LOL @ MCM suitsuits!

  • classic all of martin's characters are hilarious

  • is this the episode tittled "Things I Do for Love"?

  • what episode is this?

  • ma name

  • does this fool have his wallet in his sock? lmao

  • "Now this has got to be jelly, cuase jam don`t shake like that!!!"

  • who the hell would make a thumb down to this go kill urself

  • lmao wats up glitter butt

  • O STOP THE PRESS.! This has got to be jelly,, cuz jaam dont shake like dat.! come here girl.. Lmao..

  • is that a pager in his sock? lmao!!!!

  • white folks didn't about mcm shit, that was str8 hood back then. lol!

  • @Wardfolio boy if I could get my hands on an MCM track suit.all hell would break loose

  • "The name is Jerome, but you can call me JJ cause everythang is DY-NO-MYTE"

  • Excuse-me haven't we met here somewhere before?

  • what's up glitta butt lol

  • Delphine...here u go homegirl!!! Get ya boy...Jerome is a HOT mess!!!! lmao

  • GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME NOW LOL HIS DANCE MOVES ARE FUNNY AS HELL

  • Oooohhhh look @ his short set! Get it Jerome! lol

  • Jerome got on that ol' ass MCM outfit.....He damn sho a mack from way back....LMAO@Jerome!!!!!

  • "your name must be candy, cuz you look so sweet." LMAO!!!!!

  • jerome da worst pimp

  • Reminds me of the rare times I have been to the club.

  • "WHERE'S MY DOLLAR?" LOL! ...

  • damnnn i remember when i had a mcm set i thought i was de shitt!! lol

  • this mah dude....gangsta with tight pants and pijon toe...lmafo

  • lol

  • 1 of my favorite shows eva!!

  • I didn't like ya innaway! lmao1

  • LMFAO...2:51 "Stop the press"haha

  • wat up man? where's my dolla? you betta give me my money o else all hell gonna break loose. you hear me

  • You know i dont play....LOL!!

  • what's your problem you can't call nobody.. lmfao

  • "My probation thang gone be alright!" LMAO that shit had me rolling!!

  • You got it Jerome. Especially that walk from 0:58 - 1:08, at the end of which you can see the classic cigarettes-on-the-calf (in the sock). Playa's who smoked stopped doing that around the end of the summer of 1974.

  • "You just lost the best thang ever happen to you" .

    Macked the whole club and ended up scoopin Tommy's Girl. LMAO!!!!!!!!

    this is the episode that made me a big fan of the show.

  • "If you wanna get with a winner, you got to drop that chicken dinner"

    "You gotta get rid of yo friend though, if you wanna ride in a Benzo"

    Now what you got to say?

    ROTFL

  • let me tell u something,if u wana get with a winna u got to drop da chicken dinner...lmaooo

    ooo stop the press.this got to be jelly cuz jam dont shake like that...lmfaooo

    ill try these lines in da club one day lolol

  • moving right along down the yellow brick road to my destiny of love...lmaooo

  • "what's yo problem? you can't call nobody" ROTFL X2

  • Jarome is so pimp they gotta change the song just for his entrance at 0:03

  • omg , so funny, i have tears in my eyes, bc my name is jeromeee, ja........

  • mah probation thing's gon be alrite... LOVE it everytime!

    you gotta rid of your friend tho, if you wanna ride in the benzo! LOL

  • dam girl at da end!

  • @TeivakaTonga one of the baddest women ive even seen

  • If you wanna be a winner you gotta drop that chicken dinna

  • martin is a LEGEND.  ahah

  • whats up man....where's my dolla?

  • This has got to be jelly! Cause jam don't shake like that!

  • his fucking socks r killin' me....lmao!!!......now what'cha got ta say

  • you cannnt caaaal noboooody.... Funny ish...

  • Jarome in da house!

  • My step mom is in this episode,0:38 the women on the far left

  • She an actress/model/extra?

  • Yeah back in the early to late 90's she was in the movie CB4, Mad TV and some other stuff.

  • what's up glitta butt

  • that was the line rt there!!!!!!

  • "You just lost the best thing that ever happened to you!"

  • "You gotta git rid of yo friendzo, if you wanna ride inna benzo"...

  • hey what's your problem? you can't call nobody girl i told you my probation thang gon' be alright u know what you just lost best thing that every happen to you

  • hey where my dollar? if i don't get my dollar all hell gonna break loose

  • excuse me, haven't we met here somewhere before ahahahahahahahahah

  • Moving right along down the yellow brick road to my destiny of love... lmfao

  • if u wanna get wit a winner u gotta drop that chicken dinner haha

  • I wonder if Jerome had a double breasted short set in his closet? MCM short set is too funny.

  • "what up man? where my dolla?"

  • my dude Jerome got on a scorer set....lol

  • lol Tis has got to be jelly cause jam dont shake like that

  • yeah....umhmm i love that part

  • Movin right along down the yellow brick road to my destiny of love.....yeah....umhmm

  • Jerome is a fucking fool hahaha.

  • hahaha i love this shit

  • LMAO @ Jerome spraying his hair with the breath freshener, mmm hmm!

  • @fsumpter please subscribe to mrfreshone 1

  • u gotta get rid of ur friend though if u wanna ride in the benzo now what u got to say about that??? holy shit lmao

  • What's yo problem? You can't call nobody? Girl, my probation things gon be aight. LOOOL!!!

  • @yeahbuddy21 Good one!

  • bro man 5th flow

  • Dam I forgot about mama payne, i knew I had forgot one character. She is #5

  • What about Mama Payne? She isn't on the list?

  • Does anyone remember when Mama Payne's bird, Ruby, died?

  • What's up glitter-butt.....lmao

  • where's my dolla?

    give me my $ or else all hell gone break loose

  • Top characters martin has played on his show.

    1 Dragon fly jones

    2 Shanae Nae

    3 Otis

    4 Jerome

    5 Roscoe

    6 Bob from marketing

    7 Elroy presley

    8 King Beef

    And his best three Impovs were the New Jack city episode over the cd player. The episode when he got robbed and dressed up in his fatigues lol. And last but not least the Holloween episode, when everyone pranked him lmao. The pam (aka beedy beed ) jokes are the greatest I have ever heard. When he got stole on by michael J priceless!

  • LOL! I don't think I recall King Beef or Elroy presley.

    That New Jack City bit was improved??? That was funny as hell!

  • movin right along down the yellow brick road to my Destiny of LOVE lol

  • Give it to me now give to me now. lmao

  • martin is an actors and it shows in his comedian abilities.

  • Top 3... Roscoe jerome otis!!! hands down

  • Every last one of his characters were hilarious and I wanna see some of these so called "comedians" today try to pull that shit off! Oh, AND IT'S GOTTA ACTUALLY BE FUNNY!

  • Bernie Mac, the true king of the comedy. R.I.P.

  • DL Is Really Boring iDK how he a king of comedy n he use da same jokes every stand up jus in diff order

  • I love me some Jerome

  • This is oldschoolfella back in da days...LOL LOL, LOL. you know I love u Rob.

  • That fool took me back with the wallet tucked in his right sock.

  • This nigga made my day

  • Jerome took me back with that MCM outfit.

  • lol" this has got ta be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that"

    "you can't call nobody, my probation thing gon' be alright"

  • what was this episode called?!?!

  • Im officially declaring Martin Lawrence Top 5 Funniest Man ON EARTH!!! =^) Ftw.

    XD..

    1st Place is King Beef

    2nd Place is Sheneneh

    3rd Place is Jerome

    4th Place is Dragon Fly Jones

    5th Place is That snotty kid Nose.

    6th Place is Cop Uncle Lotus or somethin'