Mad TV - Abercrombie and Fitch Part 3

[MissusFingerBottom]

the store in my area is pretty alright..the boys are hot and helpful and will assist you, and offer advice. Oh and they are hot... and I love the signature scent! Most of my girlfriends love to drop by just to check the staff out! A&F sells using male sexuality, that isn't a secret, and it's refreshing because finally ladies get to have some eye candy.

[jtizzle369]

we just did somethin nice for u, so shut up and wait!

[kestkr]

@mcrmegan1 yes!! I can smell their store when I drive by it. Too much! Lol

[houchi69]

i love how Abercrombie is a clothing line, but their models never wears anything lol

[iFMALover]

Are you even sure they sell clothes..?

[mcrmegan1]

I can't even walk into an Abercrombie because of the smell, I'm really allergic to it. (congested) *sigh*

[AmandaBear2010]

I am an Abercrombie & Fitch floor model. We are supposed to greet every customer. And when they need help, we help them. It's that simple. :))

[slevineleven007]

@AmandaBear2010 im sure they need a lot of help, when they're on the floor choking on the air lol

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 What?? can't handle the fierce??? x) lol

[slevineleven007]

@AmandaBear2010 that scent is downright monstrous, if thats what you mean haha do you work for the adult or kids abercrombie? cause i used to work at the kids one for a while

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 I actually bought some fierce for myself...because it's just that sexy ;D

[AmandaBear2010]

@AmandaBear2010 and I work at the adult store- Abercrombie and Fitch

[slevineleven007]

@AmandaBear2010 Yea they usually have an extra scent of fierce in comparison to the kids ones lol btw is that actually the name of the perfume in the store?

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 yeah...and on top of that...there's a picture of a guy without his shirt on it too ( and it's guy's colgne) lol

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 Yeah!! I have only worked at Abercrombie. I am going to be honest...the pay is terrible. I only like working there because of the people...

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 and being able to call myself a model isn't too bad either ^_~

[slevineleven007]

@AmandaBear2010 yea the people at A&F were pretty chill, but they came and went pretty fast lol so how long have you been "modeling" there? haha

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 a little bit over a year. But after I tell people that I am an Abercrombie "model"...I then have to explain that I am not an actually a model model.... :/

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 It gets a little awkward sometimes hahahha

[slevineleven007]

@AmandaBear2010 yea lol when people think abercrombie model, they think of the posters models haha I had one friend say "man you must get paid a lot then" and I was like "naw just minimum wage" haha not much when you consider that it can get pretty hectic sometimes

[AmandaBear2010]

@slevineleven007 And when you tell people....they're like.."Whoa...that's hot!!!! :DD" and then you're like...well...not really....."I just fold and greet customers :P"

[slevineleven007]

@AmandaBear2010 yea true that lol some customers though hella annoyed me, there was this one lady who actually argued with my boss over the store scent, because it made her dizzy and that we should "turn" it down haha I was thinking, then why in hell are you coming here then?? lol

[MissusFingerBottom]

@slevineleven007 she's crazy, I love the scent, my friends even spray it and put it in their bags and they are female. I can recognise the scent anywhere!

[slevineleven007]

@MissusFingerBottom lol yea when your around it enough, its pretty easy to pick up anywhere, plus I noticed that my abercrombie shirt used to make all my other shirts smell the same just by being in the same closet haha

[ando1135]

@AmandaBear2010 whatever, you're probably too busy looking at yourself in the mirror to greet people

haha im kidding ofc

[AmandaBear2010]

@ando1135 Yeah!! All the time....it does get quite distracting >_> hahhaha jk

[edinburghredneck]

@petewentzlova 1234- "some day that will change". Not a chance in hell! That fake blonde plastic nightmare owner (sweatshop runner) of yours won't let that happen as long as his silicone lips keep moving and his black heart keeps beating- at least he's actually old as fuck so maybe he'll die soon in with one of his male "models" junk choking him to death...one can only dream. Everything A&E stands for is white/male/rich run by a pedophile- quit huffing the Fierce and RUN, bitch, RUN!

[LAVIVALAPOLSKA]

THIS IS HOW ABERCROMBIE KIDS STARTED ^_^

[Mrzcena13]

but then theres alwayz hollister to take there place

[Kristyannepeterpan]

good, cuz if she were fat, we'd have to ask her to leave :O

[123JustYouAndMe]

my hollister manager is a douche! haha like these guys

[MegaQtpie123]

hahahahahahahahhahahah

[CarolinaSkunkApe]

The last one should have said " I wonder what its like to be a vagina"

[MrJDred]

I wonder if they actually have a 'manual'

lmfao

[AmandaBear2010]

@MrJDred we have a style guide manual.....what we can and cannot wear. how to dress. and how to do our hair, makeup, ect O_O

[AmandaBear2010]

@MrJDred things like 20 pages long lol

[MrSkaterboy623]

People in abercrombie don actually act like this but it is real funny

[farfromaveragegenius]

Ching chong chinese laundry - the lawsuit from 1995

[Lsimboli9]

ah i love josh meyers!!!! But i love seth more :]

[Shineinpoverty]

This store is expensive.But if you are tall and skinny, just face it a&b cloth will fit ya much better than cloth from wallmart or ross.

[funnyhoss911]

all these are gay

[houchi69]

i wonder what its like to want to see a vagina...

xD hahaha

[jinraven]

The workers are required to ask every1 if they need help. the management thinks that 's the best way to deter shoplifters. I used to work there.

And yes, they hired people based on looks (no fatties and they love surfer guys and jocks and dumb blonds). I found most of my co-workers annoying and conceited. I quit after two weeks cuz interacting with my coworkers was making me dumber. My vocab @ the time consisted mostly of the following words: like, whoaaa, dude, omg, brauh, & righteous.

[SexyTheDyke]

@jinraven Exactly. Abercrombie has been the worst job I've ever had, you hit it how they are right on the head. Supposidly Abercrombie is not doing so well, the closed one of thier chain stores ( ruehl) in my mall last week. I can't wait for thier demise. The world will be a better place after they are gone. Gosh what a ridiculous company...

[AmandaBear2010]

@SexyTheDyke dude...It's just a company. How much can this company actually affect the world?? Seriously

[cwazer1]

funy XD

[sportslover1995]

lmfao! i freakin love abercromie and fitch and as bad as this shit seams some of it is sooo true. haha and ya it isnt always that expensive just go 2 the sale section! i mean even theyr sale section is expensive compared 2 some other stores but its not that bad. have u been 2 juicy? now that place is freakin expensive

[CardinalsBoy24]

Ive been a few times and its nothing like this at all. They asked if I needed help once, and i said im good. Thats it its just a store.

[ghattore]

i work for A&F :P

[dreadedsock]

Not entirely true iv been to some and they were really helpful

[Nimaatre]

I've been to their store in Los Angeles and they were very helpful. A guy walked three times to their stock to check if they have some jackets in certain sizes.

[hollywoodluvr]

They are just making fun of it because A&F is like high class so they are just making fun of how high class people are like snotty and dont like to help but so ya thats why they are saying that beauce yeah i go to a&f ALL THE TIME and they are VERY helpful:) haha

[darla766]

My bro worked at A&F and was told not to help unless asked specifically by the customer.

[lilActress2b]

I'm guessing that's because they don't want to bug the customers. you know when you go to clothing stores and they just keep forcing stuff on you. They don't want that to happen lol.

I'm just guessin.

[adamRoXUhArd]

yeah i agree with "subodhkumaar". you cant compare A&F with wal-mart. personally i like hollister better cuz they basically have the same clothes as A&F but a little cheaper, but A&F's ok but their still both way better than walmart. n BTW the plain polo shirts arent 100$ their like 40$

[dancergrl128]

Hollister is owned by A&F...they are part of the same company. That's why hollister is so similar

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@adamRoXUhArd thats still too much for a shirt. I could go to old navy or ross and get the same thing for $20

[Saint111Michael]

Eww ross is disguisting

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@Saint111Michael What world do YOU live in?

[VanillaMuffinz]

@Saint111Michael Nooooooo. I love Ross. You can find better clothes at Ross than A&F, and for a cheaper price, any day. You just have to rummage through their racks until something catches your eye.

[TheNinninnin]

is this a Canadian show??

[Velocispic]

@TheNinninnin Hahahaha no, its American. My fave show ever!

[swtkali4nian]

these guys were kind of mean to the guy. that's not very nice. I'll un-snot them.

[TheMJTV]

omg my fav abercrombie guy is the one with the black spikey hair

[Clearie552]

shitty actress is shitty.

[yoerx]

hahaha... "this is abercrombie, we don't help!"

[1996California]

yeah me too i always go to abercrombie and like they`re always nice when you walk in and stuff abercrombies my favorite store but like nerisg661 i save my money cuz some of their things are knida pricy

[heretheresxo]

hey we just did something really nice for u

so shutup and wait

lmfaoooooo

[zitalee2]

cool funny documentary

[beastlysk8r22]

ha true i can never get good help in abercrombie

[bob7man]

cause ur ugly

[JamaicanRain]

Abercrombie is such an easy store; why would you need help?! I've actually been offered help in Abercrombie, thankfully not much, and I'm just thinking, "What the fuck, I'm fine, duh!"

[armando1261]

abercrombie is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o gay

[AbercrombieGoTeam]

This is Abercrombie, we don't help!!

[midget1441]

@AbercrombieGoTeam lol and ur username is abercrombie 

[Joda3003Joda]

33333 views!!!

[petewentzlova1234]

omg this is great i work in Abercrombie and this is kindda true and i feel soo bad when people turn in aps and get denied because they dont have " the look " some day that will change

[MyCrazyAngel09]

Aw, that's sad.

[etpark5]

@petewentzlova1234 lol i might go apply just for the hell of it then, and then when i get hired i will be like haha F*** you, racist, judgemental P.O.S.!

[slevineleven007]

@petewentzlova1234 yea ive seen that happen a lot, but abercrombie seriously has some of the hottest girls in retail lol

[Stillicho]

"HEY! We just did something really really nice for you! So shut up and wait!"

LMFAO!

[52promocion]

Hey! I love these sketches they are so funny! Can you tell me the name of the shirtless guys please?

[MaliciousMillz]

Storm - Josh Meyers

Carpenter - Ron Peterson

Dutch - Ike Barinholtz

[52promocion]

Thanks!

[MaliciousMillz]

Welcome :)

[starrynight594]

lol "i saw the vagina, it was worse then i thought" hahahha XD

[itsabrittanyOVERDOSE]

that place is suck a rip off! and people who shop there are snobby little rich kids!

[nerisg661]

i shop there and im not snobby nor ritch

i just save up my money,

[jakenfriedlove]

...but then you go and waste it

[nerisg661]

Well that's what moneys for, so you can waste it, it's called an economy, are you stupid?

[JamaicanRain]

Ugh, exactly. And Abercrombie isn't always expensive. You just got to know when to go, and know what parts of the store are usually the least expensive. And you still get an awesome style :-)  FOR OUR TASTES.

[GOREgousdEVIL]

It's funny that people will go there and buy a plain polo shirt for $100. It doesn't look any different than what walmart has. Abercrombie doesn't make anyone look unique, and no one will even know what brand you are wearing anyway haha

[nichatha2009]

basterdes ar what abacrombie ar

[nichatha2009]

this is so true abacrombie is the snobeast place in the world they should be sued becouse they rip everyone off

[jazzybae63]

this is kinda true love their clothes but the people are rude and no help the only time i get help is when i'm wearing their clothes or when i'm picking up the most expensive items lol and it is so true about the button downs lol

[serzhik]

"I wonder what it's like to have a vagina. I wonder what it's like to see a vagina. I wonder what it's like to WANT to see a vagina!!!" hahahaha LOOOL A very correct analogy of you A&F boys!

[bluestripesweatshirt]

Haha. I love these sketches! Because it seriously is kinda true. I mean, love the store, but some people there are kinda snobby ... unless you are wearing their clothing. Haha but over all ... they are snobby. Love their things ... hate the people.

I LOVE THE VAGINA JOKES ! AND THE PICTURES! And the anologies ! <3 madtv people are genius !

[nichatha2009]

u ar a gay basterd

[TokioHotelnKassi]

I HATE ABERCROMBIE iam Glad They Did This ROck On HotTOpic :]]]]

[SNguyz]

I wonder whats its like to want to see a vagina!

[Jmacloverxoxo]

"This is abercrombie, we dont help" ahah

I love abercrombie, but this is kind of so true!

[darklyhearted]

"I don't know how not to be snotty." Abercrombie seems to be just like that.

[crazyshow3]

I just love these shows there awsome, funny and silly

[rodrifcuk]

this is abercrombie, we dont help

lol xD

[mileyfan123098]

That's so true though, because I know loads of people who came to that store and they treated them like trash and wouldn't give them help, but they treated the 100 pound blonde girl totally differently. They're really obnoxious.

[BandGeekNotChola]

haha this is hilarious. Especially the vagina jokes.

[sid300e]

Even though I sorta like Abercrombie this was funny especially with all of the homo erotic pictures.

[kunnaianni]

BWAHhahahahaha

[AZazaxe]

lol

[GirlyGlitz]

lol

[georgeofthejungle99]

lOL