Skyrim - How to Get Rid of Children

[Guitar19575]

Imperials are red, Stormcloacks are blue, In soviet Skyrim, Dragon eats you. :)

[StormLight13]

Am I a bad person for replaying and LOLing at this video over and over?? o_O

[ThePumpkelsing99]

@StormLight13 of course not, its only human to be amused my others demise....wait a second....

[StormLight13]

@ThePumpkelsing99 haha..good point. Of course in all seriousness I do not condone Fus-ro-da-child-abuse =P

[3052jayjay]

Lol as soon as she done the shout i started laughing my head off this is on of the funniest vid ever hahahahahaha Lol

Thumbs up :)

[0phelia]

What's the quest to get her being so nice? ;O "Can you be my mother" lolwtf

[Ultamitespore]

If you have the volume a bit low... ok very low... it sounds like she says, "Your fat."

[0ctivia]

"Your so nice. Can you be my mother?"

"FUS. RODAH!"

Guess it means no.

[killa5787]

LoL girl"help me do a back flip" :)

[TheSillySmarties]

Shes like "I may be falling to my death, but ima do it in style" *backflip*

[Lovelandmonkey]

PC people are lucky they get to kill annoying kids on the game. I almost destroyed all who lived in Riverwood but the two kids survived and the dog Stump ran off somewhere.

[222oree]

@Lovelandmonkey no you need mod in pc to kill kids...=(

[AngryPictures]

Kid: You're the best! Can you be my mother?

Dragonborn: Bitch, GTFO. FUS RO DAH!

[h3rpad3rpacifilis]

When stabbing and choking them just doesn't cut it...

[DUR0CH]

no the worst is in dragonreach where the guy is like "another wanderer here to lick my father's boot's, good job" please fuck him up

[hiimnotu123]

fus Rolland MacDonald :P lolz

[superhoboisme]

kid: "your the best! can you be my new mother?"

you: "fus... RODAH!!!"

kid: "EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

[MrMcChrispy]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

[TACOisYOURfriend]

NO.

[superhoboisme]

fus... RODAH!

[superkewlboy1]

better revenge method (ive done it its funny) sneak into braith's house and kill both of her parents then move the bodys right by her bed then wake her up she will look down at the bodys and say "NO this cant be happening" and "why mr, why did this happen" she hardly ever leaves her house anymore and i feel like ive really acomplished something

[511CamJam]

This must be moded, because when i used, "Unrelenting Force (Fus Ro Dah)" in the game itself, the child didn't fly away :'(

[yozeebers]

@511CamJam I recently went to the Greybeards to get my last part of Unrelenting Force, but when I tested it out on people they most definitely did not blast to their fatal death/injury. I'm just letting you know, because you're not the only one. I'm still trying to figure it out. PS, my character does shout fus ro dah. (the whole thing)

[CreepersTool]

@yozeebers Hold the shout button down

[yozeebers]

@CreepersTool I do... for how long?

[CreepersTool]

@yozeebers until he shouts and did you already get all three parts of the shout

[TheMinecraftProAzka2]

@511CamJam You have to keep earning the power so first you get FUS then you get RO then you get DAH

[MrJdeanzy]

Girl: can you be my mother

You: FUS RO DAHHHH

[MrEntertainmentrules]

how did you get her out there anyway

[SkyandTImeRunner]

[insert abortion joke here]

[ROBLOXHATER1789]

LOL pwned



[drkmgic]

omg this is terrible but i can't stop laughing!!

[wakojakojr]

hoe deserved it shes mean and a bully i bet her mother groynded her for ETERNITY

[bengalcat34]

fus roh dah + (troll face)=YOUR MOM

[MrJuiceboxhero]

I just how she flies

[gtrman12887]

Belated abortion????

[DancingDreamxx]

The thing is...She's probably still alive.

I also laughed way too hard.

[MrPrototypz]

Shout not manly enough.

Use console command immediately.

[mac1player]

@MyPotatohead123 And what are you one evil son of a bitch(with dot wooow the people in youtube can realllyyy be clever wooow).

[ShittyMcShitShat]

@mac1player wtf That doesn't even make sense.

[2Eevees1Game]

lol



[agentHOTTIEMAN1]

A simple no would do?

[sandz81]

Child: your the best:D

can you be my mother?

You: FUS RAH DAH!

Child: ill take that as a no? Q_Q

[johnehg]

Fus ro dah is so much more epic when said by a guy

[Saeyabor]

40th trimester abortion, dragon-style.

[ranger0810]

YOUR ADOP TED!!!

-blows off cliff cant handle the truth-

[MyPotatohead123]

You are one evil son of a bitch.

[mvy3586]

And she still won't die...

[vide0gameCaster]

And from this time, she became a vampire!

[Nelagp]

Y U NO LOVE ME MOMMY? D:

[AbraCadabraMajic]

I was playing tag with another child who claimed she has been bulling him... so i knocked the bitch out. ;D

[TheDark375]

is saw fus ro dah coming a mile away lol

[OfficialWheatley]

ad: FUS RO DAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

game: FUS... RODAH!

[Ichiz98]

That was one of the best backflips I've ever seen!

[MrElectricOps]

XD



[Play671]

Were i can find that child?

[TheAmonamarth17]

I cant stop laughing xD

[Hagen99king]

0:08  Uwaga! Nakurwiam Salto!

[kieman12]

Girl:Your the best, can you be my mother

Person:FUS RO DAH

Girl does a back-flip

[XyU4markus]

This is probably the best video on youtube



[GODof123WAR]

dont worry she wont break any bones, shes a child!

[Tommynator30]

I used to search my mother but......

SHE FOCK UP! *FUS RU DAH*

[meximexican1]

thank god i found this my wife had children but "ran away" -_-

[RageGamers0]

You paedophile...damn you!

[UGCTheBest]

@RageGamers0 If he was a pedo she would not be at the bottom of the throat of the world.

[Thebaconcheeser]

KAME... HAME...  HA!!!!!!

[MrEntertainmentrules]

That kid is from whiterun right? I found that kid and she was all like " What are you looking at. I'm not afraid of you." and then said something about being willing to fight me. I used my spells on her and she screamed, ran away and yelled "Leave me alone" and then i chased her and she ducked down behind a barrel and said "get away from me". She sounds like shes very willing to fight me

[smilingmaskedturtle1]

@MrEntertainmentrules hahaha nice!

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

@MrEntertainmentrules she once broke in my house when i went to but stuff away i lite he on fire and the guards didnt care it was my house.

[bartwolt]

@MrEntertainmentrules Its the girl from Solitude

[ThirdStreetSaints28]

@bartwolt she is from whiterun

[squigglzzz59]

HAHAHA! "You're the best! Can you be my mother? Could you a---".... "Fucking brat."

[homunculus7]

Isnt that Kid the Vampire girl? thatmight explain why you can hurt her

[UnknownXAssasin]

@homunculus7 You can't. He's using a mod

[africandude1]

If you go down there shes probably still alive.

[ReptarSickness]

what the fuck? it wont let me fus ro dah kids

[Nebuli2]

@ReptarSickness The "kid" was technically classified as an adult for the purposes of this video. Apparently you can't hurt kids because it would then be called a child murder simulator by retarded rating people :\

[CoIocho]

hahaha stupid child

[HaloCOD816]

Now was that necessary?

[SlyKittyable]

"Can you be my mother?"

[EpicMrbilly]

O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY CHILD!

[MabingiFreak]

"You're the best! Can you be my mother?"

"FUS RO DAH!"

[secretmagic71]

achooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo oh, sorry kid

[Zollosky]

"Your the best! Can you be my mother?"

NO.

[gamekiller191]

Can you be my mother? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[MrDann96]

lol



[Shajirr]

Or, just install 'Killable children'

[TheMisterE4299]

Kid: Youre the best, can you be my mother?

Player: Oh HELL, NO!!

[Lightgodz45]

Child: Your the best.

Main Character : Fu Ro Dah

Me: Hahahahahahahaha

[vids101man]

braith was in the middle of nowhere. i think she was gonna kill herself anyway

[ThePancaked1]

''you're the best! will you be my mother?'' FUCK NO! FUS RO DAH!!!!

[gingerstudioz]

man i wish i could do this to kids in tesco !

[mrpixel1000]

tells her story to her friends:

i used to have a child like you but then...uh...she fell off a cliff...yeah...thats what happened...

[TheWalrusTusk123]

I would hate to have you as a mother.

[vancey13]

i laughed so hard!

[TheMase13]

SOOO much easier then adoption

[Oreo4lif31]

LOL "Your the best can u be my mother"

Women: Translation FUCK THAT FUS DO RAH!

[EmuKamikazexD]

i will take that as a no

[Flipcam123]

FUS-This

DO-Is

RAH-SPARTA!

[swaqqaboi1811]

@Flipcam123 Fusdorah? What's that?

[TheGamerWolfie]

Can you be my mother?

*throws Braith off cliff*

Dang, Lars is gonna love you for that.

[dududu9531]

So the basic answer to every problem, including but not limited to getting divorced and getting rid of children, is to Fus Ro Dah!them in the face

[Sanatryify]

You're so Nice , can u be my mother? Dragonborn: nahhh... This Is ... FUS DO RAH!!!!!!

[tylolmac]

Your the best. Can you be my mother?

[futurebboy77]

Girl: Can you be my mother? You: (How do I put this I don't want to hurt her feelings... Hm) FUS RO DAH!

[tazjhee]

@futurebboy77 it was the best thing to do

[tempestgermany003]

U should have given her an arrow to the knee...now she can climb up again. >.<

[ComedyCreek]

Girl: Can you be my mother

you: bitch no one wants to adopt you

[KubernetePirata]

does removing essential tag work?

[misfitkid408]

"he could you e my mother"

FOS RO DAH

okay.jpg

[ThisWretchedAbyss]

@misfitkid408 hahaha wtf? that didn't make any sense.

[AnbuIce]

@zakusarecool He's refrencing Ace Ventura..

[Spartain1998]

she flew like a bawsss

[TheCrazyItalian14]

I used to take arrows to the knee, then i took a spear to the thigh

[zakusarecool]

@TheCrazyItalian14 there are no spears in skyrim, its an ice spear.

[zortarobob9]

"MOOSE, DADDA!"

[SpinelessJellies]

I guess you didn't want to be her mother.

[Towerdeffenceer]

can you have a kid??

[floundericiousWA]

"You're the best!!! Can you be my mother!?" *KILL* wtf???

[ctuagent247]

I used to get rid of children like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[MrThunderGodThor]

@ctuagent247 I saw your >>---knee----> jokes, then i shoved a arrow up your ass

[xolliex580]

@ctuagent247 FINALLY, someone who actually got the phrase right

[AvanLotharion]

How do you get her to go to a place where you can...er.. get rid of her?

[OOOHAI]

man kids are so mean and annoying in this game -_-

[crashnburner187]

I raped the replay button.

That was *sniff* the most beautiful thing I ever saw in my life!

That little shit had it coming.

I mean, i walk up to her in full daedric, with a huge ass warhammer as an orc...

And she talks shit to me.

Now for those little puke-anuses in Dragonsreach...

[MiamiGuy02]

"Can you be my mother?"

FUS RO DAH!

[Touma233]

who was that girl can u adopt her or sothing ima a guy in skyrim so could u do that

[MrCrininer]

@Touma233 Braith... Braith... She's-nevermind, I confuzzled her with Babette. Anyway she's an orphan in Whiterun... I actually don't know if you can really adopt her... Let me look at the wikia

[MrCrininer]

@MrCrininer She's not even an orphan? Strange... Anyway I think that you can't adopt her...

[friskedkitty]

@MrCrininer

You can't adopt her?! Aw that's so disappointing!

Are you sure?

[MrCrininer]

@friskedkitty Well, I never personally tried, but the wikia doesn't mention it. Sorry :(

[jamauln1]

Was that a 'no'?

[tikizip]

Or just shoot her in the knee?

[J88Wolf]

@GryphesWood Well that's odd. :/

[J88Wolf]

BAH! MOMMA ANGRY!

[J88Wolf]

@GryphesWood You adopt them.

[Hitlerschaukeltsic]

Delayed abortion

[theassortedjellybean]

@Hitlerschaukeltsic lmfao murder, i love you bebe

[AlbertaSwag]

Perfect. Now about those pesky in-laws...

[mohab18]

@AlbertaSwag

Join the Dark brotherhood.

[Hellfire4628]

@AlbertaSwag Fus Ro Dah!

[CannonOutus]

Must all our problems be solved by just throwing them away.... Oh what the hell  FUS RO DUH!

[DavidKellogg9493]

i cant do this in my game :(

[lorin1996]

@DavidKellogg9493 of course you can!

[bostjan3000]

can you be my mother?

no... your mother is over there.. FUS RO DAH!!!

[draftergon]

stupid child ... FUS RO DAH .. thats better

[Tassadaritze]

Or, simply, download the mod.

Check out my channel, I'll upload a shout rampage video on Monday ;)

[7xKhurosx7]

Can hear a voice