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  • Jesus did great things ! amazing things and still so many did not believe! God through Moses's parted the sea and that same group of peeps while walking through the deserted ! half of them still doubted! so this does no surprise me none! and you should do a better research! Grant did not find or discover the code! as a matter of fact! scientist and professors that dont even believe in God! say that this bilble code is amazing! so where is your degree ?

  • @christopherwoven There are no "non-believing" scientists that think the bible codes are "amazing." The bible code craze died rather quickly, as it was exposed quite simply and easily by actual thinkers. It was a short-lived fad, pal, and you seem to be about 20 years out of date, if not several millenia.

  • @christopherwoven You miss the point.

  • i think grant is a downy

  • Yea kind of funny, but it is not truly gematria code. In code a value is given to a letter. In the Greek, every letter has a value. Its the value of the words that are used in gematria code. It's not as simple as picking out a word, and just typing however many spaces as you want to try to find the exact word you are looking for.

  • @auggystyle The video was a response to Jeffrey's book on the subject. His book discusses ELS and nothing else. That's all I was commenting on. With the conclusion that he's retarded.

  • @hairyreasoner Well in that case, rock on.

  • Funny ass video. Respect.

  • LOL! Brilliant!

  • Funny, I'd heard that the Welsh alphabet only had 20 letters and had acceppted that (pending further investigation) so less than the Hebrew and thought that would be funny to point out to Welsh friends of mine in jest.

    Not so, apparently the Welsh alphabet has 28 symbols (they like to combine letters). Better than our 26 none the less. Very interesting.

  • Excellent video! You're better at this ELS thing than him!

    Fucking hilarious!

  • "Kent ... Don't drop the soap" a masterful touch :)

  • Oh my, ohhhh my, this is absolutely awesome. you have pulled off a truly wonderful job on this and the only tragedy is that the reach of this charlatans book will be greater than the reach of this excellent deconstruction

  • Hairy....you know this work of yours is genius and remarkable.

  • My ears: what did you do to them?!

  • lol I used to be scared of this and the 2012 prophecy supposedly encoded when I was a kid, but now I know its such crap!

  • That it is.

  • Excellent

  • Heh. I just found this in NephilimFree's favorites. I guess he just read the title.

  • Ownage.

    You should search "The God Delusion", for some hilarious irony. (assuming it's available in digital form)

  • VERY WELL DONE!!! :D

    5*

  • An easy 5 stars well earned.

  • Great tree-list come-back...

    and a nice little chuckle at your ending.

    Well done!

  • heheheheheheeeee

    LOL @ "uh, that one"

    hehehehehee

    This is a riot.

  • Re; 3:26 - lmao!

    actually I am giggling all the way through...

  • Re: your first ELS - dna OY!

    OK, still watching...

  • "er,that one"

  • Great video. Loved it. Very funny!

    Forgive me for being a bit stupid, but I couldn't quite work out the significance of the first number after the word. You explain it at 5:13, but I couldn't quite hear - it sounds like "stroke position". Could you clarify please? Thanks.

  • I was probably mumbling!  It is "skip interval" Another point--spaces and punctuarion are ignored.

  • OK, thanks.

    I'm looking forward to more of your ELS videos.

    Perhaps you could look for Satanic messages in any pieces of creationist propaganda.

    How about a warning about Kent Hovind and Ken Ham encoded in the US Constitution? That would be fun!

  • Numerologists ROCK baby! They give us boring level headed rationalists some valued entertainment in the form of something truely funny to laugh at.

    Great video!

  • .... That was awesome!

  • Thanks hairyreasoner! I was drinking tea when you started your list and I choked - it came shooting out of my nostrils!Still, the vid is worth a soaked keyboard!Nice job.

  • Nice one!

  • Very funny. I'm working my way through your vids from the beginning, I hope you revisited this subject. Very well done.

  • awesome! 5 stars!

  • Hilarous! Wonderful, now I can go to bed and go to sleep with a smile! Thanks!

  • Awesome video, subscribed. I can't believe you only have a thousand subscribers.

    Cute dog, what kind is it?

  • I had a look at your channel. It would appear that you have very little understanding of just what a sentence is.

  • The Garbage Disposal is broken, Sleep in Fur Lined Bathtub if you are obtuse.. Electric Dog Polisher will never Stain of Waffles while Nipples are found Singing in the Fridge..

  • Keep up your work. Then Iran'll launch 9 warheads at you.

  • Not 2 nor 5 nor 7 but 9! As a 9 bladed sword!

    (see life of brian)

  • 9 as in How many Bible Codes that haven't been Disproven.

  • FACEPALM!

  • It is one and they can take it. Obvi. and all to it.  ther ei s but one [path

    fucking laugh

  • Ha! hairy has been drinking.. Fuck.. I think I was pretty tanked when I wrote that comment above..

  • Genius. A really good laugh early morning for me. Thanks so much for this video.

    VERY entertaining. Your knack for intermingling humor with intelligence is mind renewing.

  • Had me chuckling in my chair. Oh lord.

  • watch?v=d2IMDAeWLsU

  • The "Between the covers" comment had me guffawing. Well played.

  • What? If you use all 26 letters of the english alphabet of course you can cum up with every damn word you can think of. Did you really think we need a video proving that to us, A smart guy? I think the bible codes are a little more complex than that. Now if you had puss and cunt form a V and cock cumming down in the center with a nut and ball on either side of the cock and boob and tit on top of either side of the V then you might have something otherwise its just BS

  • I think I just heard a very loud whooshing sound.

  • what U miss is god made words and there meanings --check out true bible codes on you tube

  • This was pretty good. I had never heard of this joker in the fundamentalist circles I sometimes find myself in the middle of.

  • What is funny about this video hairyreasoner is that Nephilimfree put this in his favorites, so he either plans on responding to this or he didn't watch the video out all and assumed that it agreed with his position. Just thought I would point that out.

  • sweaty: it's funny you mention that. I saw that he had favourited it, but didn't stop to really think why...

    We'll have to wait and see!

  • Theres an amazing guy called Jorden Maxwell please type him inhere and watch his videos

  • hilarious. All that from a book jacket.

  • I had to come back and watch this again. Brilliant!

    PS: don't code check this

  • Great entertaining value,

    :D

  • LMFAO - Bible codes are absurd, just as absurd as god. Some people are just stupid and they'll believe anything.

  • How about the fact that EVERY time in the old testament where it talks about a future saviour - Emmanuel is encoded under the text?

    You're talking about different authors who wrote over a period of hundreds of years - so how can this possibly be if not exactly what it says? It's the living word of God.

  • You say nothing of substance. Don't you see that?

    "Emmanuel" is encoded over and over on my breakfast cereal box. Does that make Nabisco Shreddies divine?

    According to you, it does.

    Refute, SPECIFICALLY the points I raise.

    You can't. So much for your superstition.

  • I'd say - don't hate the message because of the messager. Forget Jeffries and research what others have found and have to say. For instance - it can't be coincedence that dozens of trees were discovered encoded under the verses about Eden. What are the odds of that? How about the fact that when using bible code software a list of the top 100 most famous jews was looked up - And ALL were found? Next to things like their b-days, death dates, places of birth ect. How can this be explained?

  • None of these people were even alive when the bible was written. It can't be coincedence because NO other book has ever demonstrated the same phenomena. Skeptics can find a line or two in Moby Dick or the phone book - but nothing anywhere even near the magnitude of the bible codes.

  • The tree names are most definitely coincidental.

    The key is the length of the word. Perhaps you didn't notice. If I inculde 3 letter tree names, the number encoded in less than 2 pages of a randomly selected bit of "Origin of Species" skyrockets to more than 5 dozen. And the number of animals tops 150, and counting.

    But you miss the main point: Text cannot be written without it including ELS codes. Period. And those contained in the bible are not statistically significant.

  • "coincidental??? What are those odds? 10 trillion to one? "

    Didn't you watch the video? I showed 25 tree names encoded on the book jacket. Open your eyes.

  • While it's true that many ancient researchers were aware of their existance - it took computers to find the literally thousands of codes that have been discovered.

  • First off- I'd say Grant Jeffries didn't discover the codes or is he the only one to write about them - Sir Isaac Newton spent his life trying to decipher the code - but unfortunately for him he had no computer.

    Grant makes many dubious claims - he's not the originator of the material but only the most well known discussing it.

  • Now that was worth watching! Second only to your "Seven Days of the Creation Museum"! Thanks for pointing it out.

    -Max

  • I love Jesus Christ who has taken my heart into a realm of love that I never knew was there in me. He has rescued me from myself. He has freed me from the law of man. He has helped me be more selfless and aware of others. He has given me a relationship with Him like nothing else on the face of this earth. God bless you.

  • I think you rescued yourself and called it God. You bless you, too.

  • Freed you from the laws of man?

    o.O I hope I don't ever have to share the same road with you!  God never said "thou shalt not exceed the speed limit"!

  • This is the greatest video on youtube! Just had to see it again! Youtube won't be the same without you, Earl.

  • As I said before, you are free to believe if you wish.

  • Fair enough, thanks. Was good to speak with you even though we don't agree.

  • I don't know who this Grant guy is but he is surely irrelevant because Doron Witztum, Eiyahu Rips & Yoav Rosenberg carried out the original research which discovered ELS formed the names, birth and death dates of prominent Jews who lived long after the Torah was written. Therefore it is not possible to create an ELS of your own as DNA is not a future 'word'. ELS only appears in the Torah, not the whole Bible which lends weight to the importance of the Torah and the credibility of Creation by God

  • You clearly either didn't watch this video, or you didn't understand it. ELS are everywhere. They are in every text. It's impossible for them not to be. Every text can be "prophetic" after the fact.

  • You're free to believe what you want, including the bible codes. They easily demonstrated to be the product of deluded wishful-thinking and dishonesty. But you're free to believe them, if you'd like. And by all means, continue to make up numbers like "1 in 50 quadrillion." They're great.

  • 1 in 50 quadrillion is an accepted scientific fact, I didn't make it up.

  • In your first comment, you say ELS only appear in the Torah, not the whole bible. I could quote you on that.

    Your second comment contradicts that, wouldn't you say?

  • The Torah is in the Bible, just thought I'd let you know.

    If ELS wasn't in the Bible, I would still believe the Bible esp as Jesus has healed me and changed me so much. That is not delusion according to my doctor who has scientifically verified this.

  • LOL! I'd say the chances of that are 1 in 50 bazillion gadillion.

  • I think that was the funniest thing I have ever seen.I was laughing so hard I woke up my son,and he was upstairs.Thanks for pointing me to this vid,I don't know how I missed it before.Great job!!!

  • thank you!in addition to being hilarious,you are about the only person in a debunk video of this subject that has brought up the smaller alphabet of the hebrew language.

  • IS grant also at war with eastasia?

  • Okay, that was cool.

  • Ok dude, you forced me to subscribe.

  • Sorry!

  • Hahahaha ...LOL.... Holy Cow Harry, I learned some words today !! I wonder what you could find in a TAX form. Do TAX and SEX have any relationship - they are three letter words.

  • Good video.

    Everyone should check out "Bogosity Episode 5 - The Bible Codes REMASTERED Part 1" by shanedk that further refutes bible codes.

  • Excellent video and great delivery.

  • great video... BTW you live in a beautiful place! congrats!

  • Pero Daniel ¿en qué te basas para decir que este es un gran video?.De verdad que no lo entiendo,si estás interesado en el tema tienes que bajarte programas,meterte en buenas páginas,e.t.c.

  • haha thanks that was very good.

  • Give it a rest.

    Try some crosswords. Do some word jumbles.

  • truth is the best humor there is

  • Torahcode:

    You force me to repeat myself. I'll type slowly, so you'll maybe understand this time. Give me the details of the "phrase" you claim is encoded in Genesis.

    We'll go from there.

  • I was laughing so hard I could scarcely breathe! Brilliant!

  • Can you show,in another book, a phrase like this appeared in Genesis:"i will name you destruction cursed Bin Laden and the revenge to the Messiah"?I doubt it.....

  • Give me the details, and I'll check your claim.

    I'd think God would be able to put together an ELS a bit better than that.

  • Hi,i am Saris46ps but send me the messages to this new nickmname.Thank you

  • God sure had a lot riding on the way the Bible would be translated into English!

  • Yet again, Awesome video!!

  • Nice ending!

  • LMAO that was really funny I havent laughed so hard in ages ^_^

  • I have never seen anything like this!! You absolutely blew me away! (In a completely nice way..8>}...Now, I would like to take that dog for a walk...what beautiful country Canada has!

  • awesome video. oh man...i'm laughed so hard at the sexual words. you proved my point far better than i. this code stuff is simply alot of bunk. great vid! peace.

  • This is simply amazing hairy.. brilliant on so many levels. Your delivery, pacing and comedic timing are perfectly dead nuts man.. seriously it just cracked me the fuck up and had me rolling. This I think, is your magnum opus hairy.. everyone else can go home now.

  • THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

    THANK YOU SO MUCH.

    I've been wanting to make a hairyreasoner soundboard and this video has even surpassed what I originally intended as a non funny soundboard but now I guess I am kinda obligated to make one based on the ...ummm words...in this video.

    Thanks again. Once I'm done, I'll be sure to send a link your way.

  • lol

    Even if the code exists why couln't a man have written it. People write codes all the time. Are computers run off codes. WE have a universal character code for just the alphabet. Also there are many different character code systems. For just 4 bytes. we can produce everything that was ever writen.

  • One more thing, If the bible does contain codes wouldn't that make it an encoder and not a bible? That is what I would assume. He is right about there begin a code, any word could be a code, but then it no longer has the meaning of the word, it has the meaning of the code. Remember it was writen to conceal the code.

  • I would of agree with him that a code exists, then made a code that revealed aunt betty's secret recipe for muffins. I can make any text fit a code, or any code fit a text. There is only one code that could be said to have intensional been a code.

  • This is even better than the Safran debunking (watch?v=u4mG7MdAzOw). Who knew Vanilla Ice3 was so ahead of his time. Then there is the Michael Shermer debunking (watch?v=Lk3VgQgxiqE).

    GREAT work man! Can't wait for part two.

  • Excellent. That had me laughing for quite a while!

  • That was, without a doubt, the greatest thing I will ever see in my life. I should just kill myself now to avoid future dissapointment. Great job.

  • Great video. Looking forward to the next one, but what's with the silly hat?

  • glifencible: Sorry about the hat, but Grant's book jacket encodes the following prophetic words (and, I'm not kidding)" "leafs" "will" "never" "win" "the" "cup" "bean" "town" "six" "games"
  • LOL! Touche

    At this point I'd rather admit to being a creationist than a Leaf fan I'm sad to say.

  • you are one funny guy oh hairy one that was awsome and of course entirly on the money. these sorts of idea.s are impresive to those who have no understanding of probabillity or maths and are suffering from religouse mania. top man. dont leave it so long.

  • Very, very well done. There's a serious problem with people who don't understand probability giving lectures about it to other people. But this is very common in creationist "literature" in almost every subject - transitionals, biochemistry, thermodynamics, information theory, etc.

  • You've put together the best debunking I've yet seen of this nonsense. Fantastic work, I Loved every bit of it. Bible codes remind me of my childhood when I stared at pictures in the clouds. The funny thing was that I could always find one in the shape of absolutely anything I wanted to see. Strange powers must be out there, I mean.. what are the chances?

  • Erm. Yes. Ha. Haha. Muhaha. HAHA.. GUFFAWW..... AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOL.

    Great work.

  • Dumb people get easily baffled by seemingly low probabilities. Yet almost every life experience we meet is a one-in-a-trillion event. I have 6 people in my family and our birthdays are June 4, July 6, Sep 10, Aug 9, Jan 15 and Mar 24. HOLY SHIT!! What are the odds that all six of these birthdays would be in one household at the same time? The answer is less than one out of two thousand million million (that's 15 zeros). That's like winning the lottery over and over and over again!

  • I love the random bits of video, in this case the dog. Just nice to look at while contemplating this moronic Bible Code.

    How about some nude photos to go with the next one?

    Hilarious stuff!

    Thanks Hairy!

  • That was simply amazing. Thank you so much, and can't wait for the next one.

  • I almost pissed myself with the Kent Hovind bit. Genius stuff!!

  • Pure genius!

  • So completely beautiful....

  • you can do that with and book or any text when you know how

  • "you can do that with and book or any text when you know how"

    You are right, and that is EXACTLY the point.

  • I am at a loos for words. This was beyond brilliant! It was genius!

    I don't want to write too much in this comment however, as I do not want to inadvertently reveal my secret depraveity in ELS form.

  • Sorry, dfarmer. You didn't stop soon enough. Your comment contains "ass" encoded twice, and "tit" 6 times.

    LOL. You pervert.

  • you missed die

    "depraveity in ELS"

  • Actually, Count, "die" is not encoded in "depraveity in ELS" because bible code searches ignore spaces. "Die" does appear in farmers message, however. Start at the "d" at position 31, and skip 17 letters, left to right. (Punctuation is also excluded.)

  • As well, Count, farmer's message includes the word "wit" encoded 16 times: 10 left-to-right, and 6 right-to-left.

    God obviously thinks that farmer is a pretty smart guy. So do I.

  • To top it all off, Count, God also encoded in farmer's message "els" twice.  Once positively (E 27, +8), once negatively (E 47, -10).

    It seems confirmed that this was no accident.

  • ok shit happens

  • That video almost made me choke on the food I was eating. You need to post a warning/disclaimer RIGHT up front.

    I hope you can make sure that the author sees this video. Well Done.

  • Oh...my....flying spaghetti monster.... HAHAHHAHAHAA

    The end had me writhing in laughter.  Kudos.

  • Destroyed!

  • great vid hairyreasoner, you need to make em more often :)

  • all i can say is ROFLMAO!!! 5*

  • funny stuff.

  • I second Metaleks... BRILLIANT!!

  • Well done once again, I'm glad you got your camera back, LOL

  • Kent probably drops the soap on purpose. It is God's will.

  • Brilliant!!!

  • The Fundies Say the Darndest Things website has a feature which allows you to insert a text and search it for these "codes".

    In a chapter of Oliver Twist, I found "Titanic", which was in an up and down shape like waves, perhaps. Also, the arrangement of the word was such that the first part of the word was below the second... and the Titanic sank front half first, then second.

  • I also found Iceberg both above and below the word Titanic - we know icebergs generally are seen above the waves/waterline, but are also below.

    So Charles Dickens is god...

    Right?

  • Yes, Charles Dickens is god. Lets start the religion of Charles Dickens and get tax exempt status.

  • *stands up, claps and cheers* rrooffll very good job!!!

  • You are fucking awesome

    =]

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