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  • Monkey Poop falling on peoples head is a key issue needed to be talked about in this years election 

  • "pigeons" was the correct response to monkeys :D

  • It ain't impossible. Now he's reasoning!

  • do the people who get interviewed never know who ali g is or did he do all his interviews before he got big?

  • @IcyScythe They are all before he was famous - in America anyway

  • " You'd have to be absolutely mmmental " hahahahahaha

  • HAHAHAH i love this and ralph nader is one of the most greatest arabs out there.

  • Ali-G represents the mentality of the new generation of U.S. citizens.

  • Dude, the best part is the bit that Nader says at the very end, and it's cut off.

  • @skeletonkey6 My guess is that someone would flag it so the public would not have access. I must admit, Ali G. is an absolute genious to put on an act like this without breaking character in the slightest sense.

  • Awwww. Motherless cock. It cuts off right before Nader talks about strapping a box to a cows asshole lmao

  • so how come the meter aint going up? ><

  • alright, i just found the complete clip on funnyordie. unfortunately, nader really doesn't say more than this, it's just cut off in a way here that would make you think there's more. but there isn't. this interview is definitely too damn short :/

  • what the hell? where's the rest?!

  • Appreciate the great man of our times my fellow Americans, you wont see another like Ralph Nader again.

  • "...to sqeeze one out in a box"

  • Cohen should resurrect Borat one last time before it is too late.

  • Ali G, im's right well clever.

  • Ralph is cool

  • Nader's body language appears caught off guard. If that's the case, it is interesting to see him knowing how to react, back off and not to take things too seriously or get caught up giving a long explanation with a lot of needless detail--but it would have been nice to here him complete the explanation about figuring out how put a box on the cattle's ass.

  • Nader is the man. Sadly, we don't live in a world where great people become leaders anymore :(

  • Haha what a man

  • @hollymatterson

    wow. you really are a stupid asshole. fuck you.

  • its interesting to note that Ralph Lader is a First Generation Born Arab American, lebanese, and Americans were too stupid to realize that.

  • @bergsteinlife Granted but going by appearance he looks white (arabs come in all colors) and most Americans don't know what European country that Bill Clinton or George Bushes anscestors came from. Honestly I think the fact that Americans overlook such petty and trivial facts is a sign of them being ahead, not behind.

  • Bahahahah. Nader takes it pretty good.

  • McGovern 72 bitches

  • @REALNassshole heal yeah!!and with crazzzzzy Hunter Thompson on his side!a time machine,now please!

  • I'm amazed Baron Cohen managed to get these people to agree to be interviewed in the first place!

  • @bababoum Ive heard that when they set these things up they make it seem real professional - they meet with guys in suits and ties and make it seem real proper and fancy and then at the last second they switch it over to Ali G and reveal him to be the one whos going to be interviewing him - It makes sense cause would anyone actually agree to be on his show? some maybe but certainly not the priests and ultra uptight people you see on the show

  • Nader is one of the greatest crusaders, a true hero!

  • Nader is a moonbat liberal. At least he took votes away from Algore.

  • @acrovader really?

    Over the past 5 years,

    Over the half decade of brazen corporate ownership of the USA,

    After Al Gore ran against Bush and lost for not differentiating his presidential policy enough from arguable the worst president in history,

    After the succeeding democratic president passed a healthcare bill that was DRAFTED BY AN INSURANCE LOBBYIST and continued the GOP's sordid foreign policy,

    Today what you're upset about is that a 3rd party candidate ran for office 2 terms ago?

  • @Cathode0 al gore?? you mean john kerry?

  • @theZodiacDigital oops, yeah, John Kerry.  For some reason Kerry is a lot less memorable to me that Al Gore (kekeke).

  • Usammon i just want to let you know that i despise you and the braindead cretins that spawned you for editing these videos. Whats the matter diddums does the word shit make you cry?

  • Ali G is still Sacha Baron Cohen's best character

  • @boredkeent

    borat

  • He should have been president!

  • Thomas3901, the guy on the left is Sacha Baron Cohen.  He has a degree from Cambridge University in England. He knows exactly what he is asking and about the issues he is interviewing about. That's the funny point about him. He acts like a thick street-wise chav, but he is very far from thick and he isn't on anything illegal as far as I know! LOL!

  • Plus this usammon cunt puts "Tree hugger" as a tag.

    Ralph Nader is a great man you censoring little fascist.

  • P.S - Anyone who's wondering what Nader's full sentence was, it was this:

    Nader: " Well, you already have tens of millions of cattle, but they haven't figured out how to put a box on the cattles' assholes, yet."

    The interview ended at that point, so there wasn't much cut out on this post.

  • Thanks

  • Nader is too cool for this wanker, man.

  • Yeah I agree, Nader is the only one who sussed him out and then subsequently played him at his own game.

  • @arbide2 : There's no doubt about it - Nader's the man - the only person ever to turn the tables in an Ali G interview.

  • Damn you! You edited a video that I watched for free!! You owe me 2 minutes of life back!!!

  • Ralph is the Man...Run for President 2012.

    Whats with the dude on the Left, LOL...Is he ok? Lay off off the Pot

  • @Thomas3901

    By the way, the guy on the left is the same guy who played Borat and Bruno. :P

  • Make the 'natural' gas.. lol

  • Nader made the seat-belt mandatory for all cars. Thanks Ralph, ya' saved mad people.

  • Nader in 2012!

  • the electricity part is the best

  • Nader is the man

  • haha humanoids

  • Yep, you are all right, Ralph Nader is very cool. He demostrates here an awesome sense of humor and good spirit. Both Sacha and Ralph Nader come off looking smart, especially Nader.

  • Ralph Nader is cool

  • Ralph and AliG , two of the best !

  • Don't need monkeys//cheney-bush has been shitting on the American people for years..Now, Uncle Tom Obama (renewed the patriot act) is shitting on the American people. Watch: " Confessions of an Economic Hitman " & " Hijacking Catastrophe " (copy & paste into YT search. You will be shocked to learn the truth. An eye-opener. I promise. (rate this thumbs up to keep it on top)

  • I love how Nader gets the humor and is cooperative,he's awesome

  • ... on their assholes

  • yes he is

  • @smokingajayble hey guess what you still got to watch it so shut the fuck up you ungrateful lil shits

  • I like Nader's attitude!

  • @DaLeftLibertarian yeah its funny..lol

  • You can see how dumb these people are and they lead our countries.

  • @candygir7

    exactly! people keeps denying that :/ and then they complain when bad shit happens....

    name one bad thing.... its cuz of tha stupid politicians who lead our friggin country ey!'

    wake up already people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • "It's well easy to be negative, I was only try'na help you out!"

    Classic Ali G. Love it so much!

  • "but sad little cunts like yourself voted for him on principle"

    No, it's rep and dem voters that vote on principle. When you vote independent, you choose to elect the person that represents your way of thinking. Why else would you pick the person that has a 0.0008% chance of wining? You could always just hate the system of course..

  • Nigelxman - the ignorance of people like you shows in all you say. First, it was in Bush Jr. 1st election in 2000 that Nader was perhaps a factor in Florida. In any case, more democrats voted for Bush than for Nader -- what do you say about that little man crying over spilled milk? The establishment republicrats are all about corporate power. Only a few, including Mr. Nader, have the balls to stand up to them. Bah on, with the rest of the flock nigelxman.

  • @Nigelxman

    I love how assholes use the word "asshole" to cheapen the meaning....like how puss boys like to use words like "cunts" to deflect their insecurity....which is kind of like how dummies think Gore would have been a better president, but fail to realize running a campaign of hopes and promises is half the presidency. Bush would have never won his second term if there was a stronger democratic campaign.

  • a box... on their Asshole!

  • Im up for that, but wouldnt u walk around pokin holes in the boxes, that could be fun lolololololololloolololololams­doasdpaosrjoars;fasfknmasfkas fpasfknan dfar fat fat fat fat fat fat

  • I like the into.

  • ...but they havent figured out how to put a box on their asshole."

  • The guy who uploaded the video probably recorded from television,dvd's usually have unedited videos.

  • wtf usammon has the shittiest ali g videos! he edits and censors all of them so its almost not even worth watching!

  • cus ppl r too lazy to download ali g on torrent sites and upload it here

  • well i would if i could, but my internet blocks bit torrent so I cant

  • This usammon dude is an idiot! He edits out important parts from all his Ali G. videos. WTF!!!

  • @hoppercap so u would rather it wasn't on youtube at all

  • @hoppercap i agree!!!

  • No, he's an idiot who knows fuck all about nuclear power.

  • Do u understand the works of Sacha baron cohen ?. ( ALi G) (Borat) and (bruno) ....

  • missed the joke, i think this video makes nader look quite good anyway, he's very accomodating to ali and keeps his cool good performace compared to alot of people interviewed by baron cohen as bruno/g/borat

  • "all these monkeys ploppin on yo 'ead"

    lol

  • you have to be absolutely mental!! lol

  • yea but i aint impossible

  • I wander what is going through Ralph's mind at this moment...

  • Nice to see two people bridging the generation gap. Two bad they used pot to do it.

  • What?

  • omfg, the end is just so fucking awesome, just search for ali g ralph nader and find a similar but slightly longer vid that has like no views

  • he said ass hole at the end it was hilarious didnt expect that

  • Naders a true american hero! He would be in office if it wasnt for the media blinding the public. If people would see on paper or advertised he would be in office this guys an American hero and yet everyone ignores him. I find it really sad. they have done studies before obama got elected to see who would people elect based on experience with no names attached to them and guess who won. Ralph Nader. we live better now cuz of him we lose and count our intake cuz of him. breath better cuz of him..

  • @epiphone112689 I don't think he ever expected to be in office. He knows how the system works. But he shook things up a bit, which is probably all he expected.

  • Ralph Nader - 2012!

  • I really care what the american people think....most americans get lost on their way to the bathroom

  • @epiphone112689 hahahahha are you going to be okay faggit

  • @epiphone112689 @epiphone112689 he got his name out there but leading his agenda by putting regulations on cars that made japanese cars popular. if it werent for him, japanese cars wouldnt be popular, and the american cars wouldnt have such a problem. car emissions are such a small part of global warming. ppl r fuckin stupid. elect ron paul

  • @mclarenzbender2 The Japanese cars have to fallow the same regulations as the American cars. Actually the reason why Japanese cars became so popular was due to there quality and fuel efficiency. The reason why they were good cars was due too an American named Dr. W. Edwards Deming who educated the Japanese on how to build quality cars. He first tried to show the big three how to build good cars and they didn't listen so he went to japan.

  • @epiphone112689 Yes, but American were content with the quality of their cars until horsepower and safety issues came into play. That is why Japanese cars were successful. Anyone would have horsepower over quality, but ofcourse if you take away horsepower, quality is the only big thing left. Also Deming came back and helped Ford later behind closed doors at first with Don Peterson. In the 1960s, the majority of population of the US was ppl of age 30 and under. Do you think an 18 yr old in 1966..

  • @epiphone112689 (of which there were the most in history) would value quality over horsepower and flash? I think not. Dont get offended, because I understand Nader has done some good things, but overall he rode the safety horse just to get attention and its sad that politicians do that ish. I also understand the quality of cars, but ppl fail to understand that the level of quality in brands even such as Mercedes varies up and down over the yrs and is rarely consistent. GM V8s are bulletproof

  • Booyahshackayah! This must be one of the funniest ones I've ever seen...I think now I've seen 'em all.

  • Thanks for that meter idea.

  • All dese monkey ploppin on der eds".

    Hahahahaha!

  • you cut off the best line!

    "They haven't figured out how to put a box on the cow's asshole."

  • ali g just pwnd nader

  • uh... i dont think that was the intention of this interview

  • your clips suck, quit cutting them off early, 1 for effort.

  • Its not a mistake, he tries to censor the language for some reason, its just stupid of him to censor it :(

  • ahh no doubt...

  • LOL i love nader's logic on issues,, love him or hate him, he gives clear cut logical reasons why he holds certain positions. i need to see this whole interview!!! monkeys dropping one lol

  • haha they cut off the best part at the end of the video

  • i love how Sascha just changes the subject and his person just tries to follow like it's real...

  • the interviews are probably about an hour and cut down to the funniest parts, thats why it seems like he changes subjects quickly.

  • I cant see the cuts

  • "all these monkeys ploppin on ur 'ead"

  • "Well first of all, these monkeys aren't so eager to search for these natives and plop on them..."

    LMFAO!!! Nader so funny!!

  • aw it cut out at the best part

  • I run my car on old ladies handbags and purses crushed in a special machine. All women have them discarded about there homes adding to billions of bags n purses stashed away, just add some water and mix it into a goo and away ya go people!

  • Nader is the redneck.

  • G knows that Nader is right about everything, LOL, thats why G can't get any good jokes to use against him

  • the gas part was HILARIOUS!!!

  • lol gang de bizarre

  • You don't know shit about him

  • ralph nader is a tireless crusader for the right causes.

    You are a pathetic E-thug who has probably never done anything to make things better for anyone but yourself.

    You should shut up.

  • speak for yourself

  • Not going to happen, hippie.

  • ok, red neck trailer trash.

  • I am a red neck, but I don't live in a trailer. There's nothing wrong with being a red neck. We've given the world so much in terms of scientific exploration. We also make up the backbone of the United States military. Our mistrust of government, military readiness, and individualism essentially helped to forge this nation into what it is today.

    It seems all hippies are good for is complaining and doing drugs.

  • Military men are dumb animals to be used as pawns by political men.

    -Henry Kissinger

    You are a slave, red neck. Come on, admit it.

  • Many higher-ranking military men become politicians, so Kissinger's statement doesn't make much sense. Kissinger was also an opportunistic and sadistic adviser, so I wouldn't be quoting him to make a genuine point. Finally, while you may have no respect for the people who defend this nation, they have respect for you and your way of life. They uphold it each day, and I think that even you can understand it. They give their lives so that you may talk shit about them the next day. Fuckstick.

  • I forget, who was the last redneck nobel prize winner again?

  • Not too sure, but off the top of my head, I can name William Faulkner.

    Suck on that, anti-American liberal faggot.

  • Nice try, trailer queen. Faulkner was certainly white and from the South and I suppose that automatically makes him a redneck. Well guess what, he was sympathetic to blacks at a time when lynchings were common. Also, he could read and write.

  • Being a redneck doesn't automatically mean you can't read and write, my friend. It's that kind of liberal fascist dogma that brings a society to the point of disgust. Many southerners were and still are sympathetic towards blacks. We grew up with them, they are our neighbors; unlike in the North, where they're treated like strangers. Indeed, the KKK was most popular in Ohio, when blacks began to move to the North. Black culture is essentially southern in nature.

    OWNED faggot.

  • There's nothing individualistic about rednecks you all have the same belifes. And if you mistrust the government then why do you all join the army. I suppose red necks are renowned for their stupidity

  • To respond to your statements/questions in order:

    Rednecks don't share the same beliefs. There are many brands of Christianity, along with many who are agnostics. One should remember that it is a subculture, so people appear similar, even though it would be foolish to assume that each one shares the same beliefs.

    We join the MILITARY (not just the Army, dumbass) because we want to protect what is ours, namely our land and our families, both which reside in the United States.

  • If you belong to a subculture you generally share the views of others in that subculture that is the definition of subculture. And one thing rednecks don't value is individualism. So you are skeptical of the state yet willingly serve it, even die for it. Now that is hypocrisy.

  • And how exactly do you know this? You live in the UK, not the US. Rednecks do indeed value individualism; they tend to not appreciate other people telling them how to live their lives. To serve in the military while being skeptical of the government is not hypocrisy, my friend. We are indeed skeptical of our own government, though we're far more attached to it than other governments that tax the hell out of its people and have corrupt parliaments (such as the UK). Read my earlier comment.

  • I know this because i am a well educated anglo-american. Red necks appreciate conformity not libertarian values which allow individualism to flourish like hippies who you hate. To serve the government while being skepitcal of it is hypocritical. We have one of the least corrupt political systems in the world so don't pretend you know anything about Britain. And our taxes aren't much higher

  • uuuggghhhh stfu i didnt even read this shit

  • "We have one of the least corrupt political systems in the world"

    Have you not been reading or watching the news lately?

  • I knew you'd say that. Yea i heard about the MPs who charged the tax payer a few hundred here a few thousand there. But have you heard about the corruption in the US no i didn't think so because there's so much of it its not even news. When an MP has a train ticket paid for we go mental, you accept it and that's why the US is riddled with it

  • Of course, you asked for it with your comment. About there being so much of it here - Rod Blagoyevich got fired. What about your corrupt politicians? And no, corruption isn't mostly absent in the news because it is accepted. Corruption scandals make for excellent headlines here as well as in the UK. Perhaps you can name one or more obviously-corrupt congressmen whose activities are widely-known and accepted by the news media?

  • I don't follow US politics that closely but theres more of a culture of it in the US. the idea that someone who even try and sell an empty elected position as what happened in illinois is unheard of in this country. That sort of high level corruption. The media just hypes it to make it seem like a chronic problem

  • Unheard of in the UK, yes. You guys have been playing this game for much longer, which is why it's not often people get caught. I think it would be naive to assume that your politics are actually a lot clean and lack high level corruption.

  • Are politicians have been alive for as long as yours so your argument makes no sense. In this country we don't let our politicians get away with the stuff they get away with in the US. But all government is run by big business now so it doesn't matter any more.

  • What matters are the fundamental institutions....the system. How advanced this 'game' is. Not the lifespan of politicians, which is obviously more or less the same everywhere (extreme exclusions - war zones and so on, but those don't count). About "getting away with it"....well....once again, I do believe it is naive to say you know what goes on beneath the surface. And I think there is a lot in the UK, but less obvious and more discreet.

  • I'm sorry but you don't really no what your talking about. You're not familiar with British politics so I don't understand how you can assert that there's a lot in the UK. There is corruption but its pretty trivial. As one comedian put it our politicians corruption is pathetic compared to other countries, a duck house and a kitchen sink charged to that tax payer is pretty much as bad as it gets.

  • You've missed my point entirely.

  • We'll maybe you should have made the point better

  • For that reason you won't see someone trying to sell an MP seat in the UK (apart from the impossibility - I would imagine - in your political system).

  • sure speaker of the house wasting tax payers money,gordon brown replacing tony blair without finishing his term or without the approval of the people stop being ignorant all governments are corrupt that's was centralized government is all about wither its left or right

  • Again ignorance we don't have a presidential system in this country. We don't elect the leader we elect the government. Don't chat about what you have no idea about. The corruption we have in this country is nothing compared to what the US has its less frequent and trivially insignificant.

  • You have a parlimentry system in canada too, wise up man.

  • i speak french. salut ça va?

  • Oui, ca va bien. Et vous?

  • Unless you consider the number of people who have survived car crashes. They have him to thank. Whoops, looks like you don't know anything about the man!  Oh snap!

  • "First of all, the monkeys are not eager to search out these natives and... plop on them."

  • loll rigging the meter

  • 'no kfcs, nowhere to drive around anywhere, all these monkeys plopping on your head' hahaha

  • hahaha

    y dont u get pple 2 squeaze a few out...lmfao