Crysis 2 for PC

[EMlNEM2020]

cut those side burns :P

[MsHollowfox]

ohh wow i love perfectly manicured hedgebushes toby

[i7Cool]

You were getting blown. . . Toby. . . smh Toby

[i7Cool]

You were getting blown. . . Toby. . . smh Toby

[loofnoo]

4:09 I reply this multiple times to listen to the weird "I dunno" xD why is it so funny to me?!

[MrDragonknight94]

omg this guy, any topic he talks about its always entertaining

[AXI2D3S]

I watched this when it came out because it was before my life got screwed up...

[g17y5wb]

@OdysseusAres5500,

Oooga Booga! I'm gonna get ya!

You fuckballs.

Quit jerking your gerken to my pictures, loser!

[TheEpicZelda1]

If I ever see Toby in real life, I'd walk up behind him and go "Intro of darkness, then rapeness then sadness..." I mean, wha?

[BigNick071]

Sometimes Toby chooses the wrong words to half-say. Like Horrible. "If you have a good intro, the rest of the episode can be whore..."

[VideoGamesEpic]

Toby's first word was: Audience!?

[GenieandHammie]

STOP WINDING ME!!!

stop winding

I'm getting winded, I don't mean I am getting out of breath I mean I'm getting blow.....

I'm not finishing that word.



[TheHeyItsMe333]

huh i thot it was turquise tuesdays

[em1lyh]

One day I will sneeze during his video

[kayla4men9321]

i prefer to swallow ig gets him going more

[hi232ju]

0:11 PEACOCK TAIL IN THE LEFT CONNER

[SuperEightysevenify]

watch here >> /watch?v=JdNaWQ3Ln1c

game and software full version ...

thk

[GildasDraconis]

"I'm not saying you're ATTRACTIVE, but... You're quite the Looker..."

There you are, Toby. :D

[chasemon9]

I WANT VEH T-TURT!!!

I think it said $15.00 reward.

[misspurity91]

:O There was a sign with a bird on it!! right before the wrong way sign!! Ima a bird mother **** :D

[AyyBigmanBird]

watch?v=dn5zgF6TSHg

[VlogInLife]

/watch?v=ERp70eOOIC0 lmfao

[scoeylad1]

I'm actualy being serous have you got a problem or something cus your bait weird

[theoreticalgod]

Gee whiz Pupzor is evolving...... Pupzor has evolved into Dogzor

[JCZzify]

when r u doing the literal trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!

[multininja333]

why thank u Toby that sun was kinda annoying at 10:00 so..... bless ur face if u blocked the sun under this video bless you. Peace of.....i want some music!

(just imagen the do subscribe music in the literals i dont rember how it was do do do duh damn wrong but still whoa long( ) thing)

[jj5x5fan1]

whats your steam?

[cyb3rm0nk3y1997]

WAHHH hi billy mayes here WAHHHH!!!!!

[cyb3rm0nk3y1997]

the sun is a very cocky ball

[ladymanladyful]

find that dog

[SaturdayVoodoo]

"I'm getting bl...I'm not even gonna finish that word"

[eclipsestorm1975]

I'm getting Bloo.... hey there

[rolandroiroi]

everytime i click the "Next lazy vlog" annotation, i always here "Audience WHA?"

[ImUnlikeAnyOther]

does it feel cool to always talk like Jacopo Peterman from Seinfeld, because you cant think of a funny voice on your own???

[Niloc8200]

Keep pressing 2.

Pew pew pew!

[TheAnythingDude]

@AmuletPuppy YAY!



[SuperHP666]

You're so great! all your vlogs make me laugh! :D

[OnTheWhistle]

@guitarlover654 no i mean that my intro was bad, Toby's are usually excellent lol

[bobguydude123]

press 7, repeat....

[F0xMan22]

Crysis 2 is amazing

[masterodst1]

press 2 on your keyboard repeatedly the hear toby shot a gun

[kankasixxx]

LOL press 3 continuously soo jokes

[TrAnCeLoVeR83]

press 5 for toby's new word

[yaHARmeMATEY]

u titles are very missleading u say crysis 2 but all u do is talk about shit which has nothing to do with crysis

[OZZYGAMER]

Mid-Life Crysis 2. Wife's revenge.

[IHEARTPANCAKES12]

"I don't mean winded like I'm getting out of breath, I mean I'm getting BL-

........

:| "

[thomasrs3]

Soel is quite the looky lou

[billtamer]

@thomasrs3 Sol

[04artwil]

Toby whats your Steam username? I would like to add you! :D

[martines184]

@JordieeeBabieee He would totally look awesome with some sunglasses!

[martines184]

I'm getting bluhh....

[TheMudcrabsDen]

Skyrim literal! :D

[simpsoncheat]

@TheMudcrabsDen

There's barely anything in the skyrim trailer, just rocks moving how the hell would the literal be interesting??

"rocks moving rocks moving rocks moving rocks rocks rocks"

[TheMudcrabsDen]

@simpsoncheat Have faith in Toby :D

[KeitelStevele]

@TheMudcrabsDen you got your wish. and its awesome!

[SixThreeTallBoy]

shave your head! lol

[DirtyPails]

Im gunna go on google maps and find toby vlogging around outside

[Doombotdude2]

This might be the first time you remembered that you said something important in one of your lazy vlogs and you remembered that you already did the outro =P

[dangeresque142]

Blown!

[doxvr]

there was nothin about crysis 2 on this vid ur a fuckn joke fuck you

[defaultx1]

i was expecting a video of crysis 2 for the pc.......... Please change your title, so people who don't care about you and your comentary don't have to waste their time on your vids

[mastercheif0124]

Hmmm eyepatch you say...is that a new kind of Ipod?

[xTheLampMasterx]

2:58 lol

[cheeeseballs]

I want to use "INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!" in life's situations where i'm going nowhere with what i'm saying

[boomshotFodder]

Pirate!

[Jakeiccino]

Anybody else surprised that Toby didn't comment on that tipped over palm tree?

[DDawgInkTVProduction]

the thing i look forward to everyday of my pathetic little life...is toby booping at the end LOL BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paperbagwitheyes]

How do you always find us toby?! >:(

[Mevode13]

step 1 : Buy Crysis 2

step 2: Get Nelly Furtado to play Crisis 2

step 3: ...........

step 4: Profit

[simpsoncheat]

@Mevode13 step 3 has to be ????

[Mevode13]

@simpsoncheat was kinda sleepy and posting quickly :-p oh wells lol

[Quasax100]

@Mevode13 you spelt crysis wrong.

[Mevode13]

@Quasax100 lol only the second time :P sorry 

[jeppewie1206]

@Mevode13 TROLL PHYSICS

[theoreticalgod]

@Mevode13 i hate youtube lists

[obsidianentity]

@Mevode13 Not profit...

PROPHET!

[ParamorE9699]

why does your hair look bad on lazy vlogs but fine in your studio vids!?!?!?!?! XD

[Estherke6666]

Speaking about dogs... Where's Gypsy? OO

[XemeiChan]

@Estherke6666 Gypsor is his ex-girlfriend Tanya's dog, not his. :[

[Estherke6666]

@XemeiChan Really? Aw, that sucks! :(

Thanks for telling me though XD

[minemania2213]

4:13 idk, bwoo

[Londonbrig0]

@samfeelsbored Brian Cox is legit. But no, I haven't.

[KennyGJE]

When I grow up.. Im gonna get sideburns.

[MyMiller999]

Why does no one say any thing about a man walking around with a camera

[MrDuxy3]

AUIDIENCE??!

[EpicMasters]

Toby, you need the sun for the intro and outro....

[rntoro1]

new shirt idea:

front: thanks for watching!

back: did i say anything?

[gemfiren]

Sol is hot hot HOT HOT HOT

[snarsher1]

rawr rawr rawr

[Sporks4life]

i want you to do a video with nelly furtado!!! where everytime you say oh nelly she pops into frame..DO IT! im a smart

[reboloantonio]

TARMAC TUESDAY!



[Devastationable]

maximum gay

[Mr0Whitey]

cocky?

[BabmerChan]

fucking misleading title hyperactive lama.

[toasteruk]

What a load of shit..try and get yourself more subscribers by completely lying in the title and tags about what you're showing..maximum armour..maximum clothesline..maximum faceplant..maximum lol

[ToriUke9]

i remember when toby saids "PISO MOJADO"  hahaha

[RedZychros]

I bet Toby looks so weird to the people driving past him on the road

[ajore123]

Toby I like the way your hair looks, No Homo.

[fbkane]

wtf is this

[BoyPlantation]

@fbkane this would be a lazy vlog

[bammbamm1226]

sul is to clingy its always around you and tryin to be in every shot you can do better then sul toby

[MatthewAds]

Toby, Toby. You're great man. Really. So I feel I have to impart my wisdom upon you, so that you can continue being great, and not making mistakes about Astrophysics. Sol isn't still. It spins around too. Sol spins around the centre of our galaxy, and our galaxy moves around within our local galactic cluster (Not necessarily spinning I don't think, but not still.), and our galactic cluster moves away from other galactic clusters due to the expansion of the universe. The more you know. *Jingle*

[DaIvCoK]

Ive seen that palm tree before!

[signupmonkey]

where is gypzor toby?

[tankmen93]

Pause at 2:57, this ones for the ladies.

[thefaith110396]

How the hell do you LOSE a car

[BabmerChan]

OKAY.

WHAT, THE, FUCK, ARE YOU DOING, TOBY,

Making a FUCKING video with 'lets play crysis 2' in the FUCKING title, but is just actually you walking around like some hyperactive lama in some sunny FUCKING car park?

NEXT TIME, HOW ABOUT YOU TRY TO RELY ON CREATIVE ABILITY, RATHER THAN LURE TACTICS?

SICK TO FUCK OF YOU MAINSTREAM CUNTS AND YOUR FALSE VIDEO TITLES

[Souasify]

@BabmerChan calm down buddy

[tankmen93]

@BabmerChan

See if you look carefully at the title, you would have noticed that it was posted by TobyTurner. Then if you used your brain you would have realized that it's TobyGames that has game commentary and playthroughs, avoiding this whole mess.

[killer55909]

@BabmerChan Lol you're an idiot!!

[crazytosh1]

@BabmerChan You could always look at the actual video that he did make of crysis 2. But nah.

[SuperMushroomUndies]

oh. my. god.

i sneezed.

[samsam67891]

Dang gas prices r high!

[GreenElixir]

Tarantula Tuesday

[BedroomBassist]

Video of WINDINESS.. o_o

[jessikarlson]

Whatevs Toby, your hair looks gooooood ;)

[NotorioushCJB]

I looked up the launch trailer, and started laughing when I thought that the rapper was Toby doing his lisp-esc rapping. I then laughed again when I thought that the singer was Justine. I then began to cry realizing that Toby left us for a hothohoter person

[fluffymuffin1]

Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

Originally made by GlassPaperBag

Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page

[simpsoncheat]

@fluffymuffin1

Remember when youtube was free of gay retarded spam comments like yours? Yeah, neither do I.

[dino5ifty]

oi toby i have steam add me its killing_soda

[linkmaster77]

now i want a butterfinger. :|

[linkmaster77]

"im getting blo.... not even going to finish that word..."

[38Victor38]

I though at 0:00 it was from Crysis

[AZNW3ir0]

Hahahaha It's funny the way his theory of the sun being cocky backfired in the first 30 seconds.

[TheMasterBucks]

crysis 2 is better on consoles than pc

[1454leo]

Blown

[tekNiqueAU]

more Cute, win, fail.....its your thing or im gonna start doing it.

[bjam89]

you call it sol i call it the cursed burning day moon 

[billion215]

wheres gypzor! i havent seen her for ages

[411KB]

WHERE IS GYSPY?! ;__;

[xOamberlynOx]

write down my name in the annotation!!

[MrPurplecabose]

Has anyone else ever noticed Toby always says ok Im gona go. And stays for 2 more min

[AnInvailidSkater]

your pupzor evovled into a dogzor

[MrOMGitsOwen]

hipster x 10000000000

[demonjack123]

I had no idea there was a Scream 4 coming out...until now <3

[ArgonianKnight]

@SnowConeHospitalers

2:14 there's a lisp there.

[NerdyHomosapian]

What happened to Gypsor?

[SnowConeHospitalers]

no lisp this video :(

[ThePianoplayinfool3]

I'm drunk and toby is osem.

[forthelove77]

@KittehOwnification Thank's :)

[roycealore]

WIERDEST THING I SNEEZED WHEN THE SUN HIT THE LENS

[Cheezlicious]

So I knew this guy named Stephan who went through multiple crises throughout his time as an investment banker in Bedford Falls. He had to sacrifice his dreams of saving the world for bla bla people bla bla family bla bla parking tickets. Stephan was about to kill himself when a fat angel saved him or something.

[ShizeaKid]

What do you use to record games on your computer? And what do you use to record your voice too? Please thumbs up so everyone can see.

[SimonMumbles]

yeah.. Sol is pretty hot..

[goANG106th]

i'm gonna go --> outro of darkness --> scream four --> baby toby bearing butterfinger --> I'm gonna go --> gas station --> lost my brita --> i'm gonna go

[bri9irl1991]

Did I hear you just went WHAT?! Finish your sentences. Gah.

[liveforit11]

Get out of my life, Sol! I dont need you, man; I DON'T NEED YOU! .. Except to light the world and to heat me and keep the world livable innable -- and stuff.

[masterhedgehog420]

Toby it would be really great if you could make another literal trailer...im just saying.

[Riana1991]

Dang it Toby! I wanted to know more about your Brita filter!!!

[SammThomsen1]

honey what's that sound. Oh don't worry that's just toby shouting at the wind again.

[Rytanification]

Im not sure whether Im supposed to be entering with Grysisiessss or Nelly Furtoto

[WhereAreTheStairs1]

0:01 nose nugget

[jonaisawesome]

lol

[jonaisawesome]

lol



[emochild916Jen]

meow

[Rinny907]

Nature: 2 Toby: 0

[valloir]

Silly Toby, go buy a new Brita, they don't cost that much.

Also, give me a shirt.

[314jake]

toby got solled (trolled by sol)

[TheFlashFrame]

i can has t-shirt?