THE SEX BUCKET LIST

[offic3space]

3:13 hahahhaahaha

[Kittyptr]

@jouletheif wat part of Cali do u film ur vids

[JCLiquid83]

I thought it was 10 things???

[iequalorgreater3you]

hahahahahahah sweet jesus i nearly died at the very last bit :D :D :D

[Captainoftheseass]

I've got to say, Subscribing to you was one of the few smart decisions I've made.

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

1:55 no reply doesn't technically mean no.

[MultiPoopstain123]

I love your video's. But I think he might've died. He said that a new video would be made in a week. But it's been months

[mcfrank619]

today is my friends birthday and me and him love and watched all of your videos, I didn't know what to get him but a shoutout video even just a reply comment would make his day and safe my life. Thanks you so much.

[JouleTheif]

@mcfrank619 Damn, sorry I never got around to making that reply video/comment, I totally would've done it if I wasn't so busy with the latest video for the last few days

[CDJProduction3]

how much longer till its up?

[JouleTheif]

@CDJProduction3 I'm getting the FX footage back from my editor tomorrow. I promise it will be up by Tuesday night YOU HAVE MY WORD

[jarezlem]

@JouleTheif

god i hope so i cant wait for your vids

[darkdevil905]

where's the fucking new video i fucking love ur videos !!!!

[jarezlem]

its not a sex bucket list bro its a "FUCK IT list"

[djmoonbass]

i HAVE to to try that box shenanigans at my local mall. its hilarious.

[strawberrycupcake19]

hahahahahahahahaha funny funny

[Xeon06]

God your shit is hilarious.

[seventhree11]

I signed in just to dislike this video.

[KristianCramer]

@seventhree11 well good for you

[chwapaaaa1]

No i know yo in real life ... well not you the person who made the vid with you // the dude in the hat at the beginning of this video

[drumlord159]

"I should have a video out within the next week or so, so stay tuned"

Said almost 2 months ago.

[xxKRIBBYxx]

can u make more videos!!!?

[gomaniz]

YO! YOU GOTTA MAKE MORE VIDS! YOUR FUCKING HELARIOUS!

[JouleTheif]

@gomaniz I'M WORKING ON ONE RIGHT NOW OKAY?

[gomaniz]

@JouleTheif THANK YOU!! YOU FUNNY BASTERD!!

[apocalypticcadaver]

@JouleTheif Demanding, isn't he?

[TheEvilEmporerBunny]

@JouleTheif Y U NO RELEASE SKETCH

[AzemixHD]

@JouleTheif CAN I JOIN THIS ALL CAPS SPREE?

[chwapaaaa1]

I Know you in real life because you used to work at family fitness

[JouleTheif]

@chwapaaaa1 Haha no that must've been someone else

[michaelbalalis]

@chwapaaaa1 @jouletheif they're talking about me. i used to work there hahahahaha

[scottish789]

A milf is anyone who has a child, could be 18 could be 50. A cougar is a middle aged woman, I'd say 35-50ish. A gilf is a grandma (aka Dragonslaying).

[scrappy452]

Omg lol

[XxDelenaForeverxX]

FUCKING RUN!!!

[michaelbalalis]

boobs

[localtortoise]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[OberstJunior]

@JouleTheif make a "trash" channel :3 ?

[Optamiscrime]

I enjoy ur videos more than sex with my wife ... She likes using da whip

[o0BananaBill0o]

The music at the end is the same music in APPLE.MOV. Coincidence? I think NOT!

[alienmastermind]

0:58 is my favorite part.

[wowsuperdpsguides]

i played 2:57 -3:03 over and over i nearly puked my guts i laughed so hard. some kind of a couger rapest? FUCKING RUN!!!!!

[chandlymen]

Too funny ahaha

[CaptainCFunk]

number 2: beginning of EVERY milf porn video

[whitedevil299]

U AINT GOT ALOT OF VID ;_;

[Hypershiin]

Hahaha! Zoophile !! :D

[thekoolaiders1]

make a new video soon!!!!

[FuzzyPurpleFiesta]

Why would I do that? Think I'm some kind of cougar rapist or so- FUCKING RUN!!!!!

[edcellwarrior]

I like your old intro better, but I really don't care too much about the intro as long as the videos stay this hilarious :D

[WeirdTesseract]

Are the people in the videos your friends, fellow students? Where do you find such talented people? Love your work, would love to see more of it! Very nice quality and production value it's amazing not to mention funny. :)

[marsanium]

I liked the other intro better. it was more catchy, and flowed better to be honest...

[iankey123]

you need your own show on TV, shit's hilarious

[imaguywithaface]

Dude ur hilarious keep it up!!!

[Boneboy552]

every single video of yours is fucking hilarious i always laugh! XD

[Jimbuktu12]

Nice video!  whenever i need a good laugh this is where i go, keep em coming!

[milica57]

Can you make some more of the 'big box prank' videos?

[JouleTheif]

@milica57 I plan on making another one in March.

[milica57]

@JouleTheif I hope you will make more than just one... :D .... 

[ThiPokeNewb]

@JouleTheif FAK YOU MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO!! LOL

[macgoo100]

@JouleTheif

Cant wait for the next video :D

[flipside799]

I thought a Cougar and a Milf were the same thing? Or, are all Milfs Cougars, but not all Cougars are Milfs?

[JouleTheif]

@flipside799 Yeah I thought about that when I was writing the script. All MILFS are cougars, but not all cougars are milfs lol

[goSRVfootball]

Holy shit my mom Is Mrs.Anderson

[grn100cash]

the deaf girl was hot!!

[Keatonman98]

Ready? Ready doesn't EVEN FUCKING DESCRIBE IT!

[Grandtemplar1191]

Cactus herpes.....

[mcsmoke16]

i thought there was 10 things on the sex bucket list but u only showed 7.

[Starscream3352]

I used to fuck cougars, but then I took a cactus to the face.

[quanboy24]

u ever notice u look like p rod

[beer94]

Hahaha love the gladiator part

[Bluehawk1718]

Make a new video already!!!!!!!!!!!

[JouleTheif]

@Bluehawk1718 I'm working hard on the next one right now!! We start shooting on February 1st

[VitalyLab]

@Bluehawk1718 Don't rush him, or he might rape you.

[sebastian7020]

Are you not entertained!!

[mp4022]

Do you have a google plus

[timkaboya]

On the list. Doing Asian triplets!

[ThePeej1999]

this is also how to get aids 10x faster!

[freeskate3]

I just found your channel and it became one of my favourites ! Keep it up man...You will become a top youtuber...mark my words :)

[SSJ5SonGohan1]

I'm so glad I subscribed to you! YOU ARE THE BEST MAN! :D

[macgoo100]

@Jouletheif

you are simply amazing.

[anonymousppls]

Would any guy here last for number 3?

[anonymousppls]

Omfg I love these videos

[TheTrippinhard]

"have sex with a deaf girl"

"DO YOU WANNA HAVE SEX"

"awkward silent pause"

[MrPenLab]

I like how at the library, he threw his shirt up but you don't see it come down lol.

[RAINBOWKIDize]

U R AN FKING GENIUS

[Preditorc]

OMG I AM STILL LOLING

[Whiteboyforpresident]

@ JouleThief Hi.

[Awesomegamerful]

How long till ur next video =( they are all funny!

[JouleTheif]

@Awesomegamerful I'm working on the next one right now. it should be out in mid February.

[TheSeanoftheBread]

@JouleTheif MID FEBUARY?! Okay. Make sure I piss myself laughing though.

[Pdubbs2212]

cant wait for box pranks 3

[JouleTheif]

@Pdubbs2212 I'm not working on it right now, but I'm going to make it in the near future. I already have a few ideas that should be pretty ridiculous.

[MichaelHuntington]

you look like one of the characters in saints row haha

[ChaosGameing]

Subscribed this is sexi

[MrFerris1]

Damn man, your videos are awesome xD

[pagnari204]

Hi

[jdez10]

Funny. Thanks for the laugh!

[Jay27z]

Lawlz lol



[systemdowncity]

Epic

[ismaelnovas1997]

Dude you need to make more funny vids cuz dude I truly think your really funny!!

[trevissa420]

Fla all day

[jakville]

Haha. an eskimo. I live in Alaska and we have that same reaction.

[fredehags]

This is awesome!:D

[Joeymac1997]

so uhh.. well this is awkward... weres my video?

[JouleTheif]

@Joeymac1997 What video?

[sharkisbullshit]

Btw when does a new video comes out? I really like the rest

[GuJuM1]

How did you make your logo at the beginning?

[JouleTheif]

@GuJuM1 It was created by my friend with Adobe Aftereffects. His channel is linked in the description

[GuJuM1]

@JouleTheif Thanks.

[iJsnful]

WOW i just realised Joulethief is spelt wrong for the channel name

[ashsmithers]

@iJsnful what?

[drumlord159]

@iJsnful Joule is a measurement of electricity.

[iJsnful]

@drumlord159 imeant he spelt thief wrong. He pelt theif

[drumlord159]

@iJsnful  (wikipedia).org/wiki/Joule_thi­ef

[Awesomegamerful]

best videos ever!

[nickroxz2015]

Please tell me that blonde chick is your girlfriend.

[JouleTheif]

@nickroxz2015 Yeah she is, haha why?

[neoo130]

@JouleTheif shes hot

[nickroxz2015]

@JouleTheif Oh sweet Jesus. This is the second time you've responded to me. Hey everyone else, FUCK YOU!

[SamuelCish]

2:02 Don't penguins live in Antarctica?

[ashsmithers]

@SamuelCish who said they aren't in antarctica? ... and penguins live in Tasmania also, so you are an idiot

[SamuelCish]

@ashsmithers But Eskimos, or Inuits as some people call them, live in Alaska and parts of Canada. It's where the Inuit tribe originated. Igloos are an Inuit form of architecture, that being said, I can easily conclude that either the Eskimo was on vacation or the penguin somehow, through the power of rock and roll, was granted the ability of flight and migrated to the Arctic.

[parisaniee]

hahaha man i love your videos. they're exactly my type of humor and i think they're super well done, props. plus i love your voice...just thought i'd throw that out there

[CastinCouchnCatwalk]

You have pretty eyes.

[SADWAHTV]

PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING VIDEOS!

[flippr0ducti0n5]

oh god i saw one of your videos and i instantly loved them, i had to watch all of them back to back, PLEASE keep uploading new ones , you are my newest "favorite thing" :D

[ROXY911luv]

FUCKING RUUUUUUN! XD that made my day...

[detoxon]

funniest person ever, i wish you did videos more often

[CHILEwile007]

Reminds me of smosh but with less ghey

[TheBossTrife]

you guys are actually soo funny! definitely my favorite you tube channel

[DrChucklesLaff]

Another great video, keep up the good work

[zoomlolpop]

hahaah the endings of every vid are so hilarious

[kluck345]

Seriously, Alex. This is now my favorite channel. Keep up the good work!

[MeGaTrOnRuLeS1]

wats ur latest video called

[JouleTheif]

@MeGaTrOnRuLeS1 This is my latest video

[SmoneUdntKno]

Dis be redbull ad amirite?

[smauglover]

Maaan! I need more of your videos! You make me laugh so hard I cry every time!

[ThatFatNinja]

You have perky nipples.

[tfmm77]

instascribe and instalike

[fiddlesticks56]

Pure fuckin gold. This is amazing. I love it.

[sickpuppienv]

1:10 through 1:20 "casserole" moves o.0

[MRwarFaRe141]

I FUCKEN LOVE YOU GUYS!!

[jewishSalsa]

I'm high, and your name just made sense, you clever man.

[JouleTheif]

@jewishSalsa Yeah, it refers to a "joule" as in a unit of energy. I'm glad someone gets it.

[gamgina]

@JouleTheif Now i now why im subscribed

[yugiohabridgedownsu]

Like for Big Box shenanigans part 3

[lpletch118]

hmmmm.... now i have a strange cougar fetish.....

[BallSkinDoctor]

I almost shit myself laughing so hard. Great job guys!

[happyroflmonkey]

I used to be big fans of you guys, but then I discovered Skyrim. I loved playing, but then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I'm back here, so what does that tell ya?

[JZPotter]

@happyroflmonkey It tells me you have no life.

[cuzimwhiterite]

CSUN!

[edcellwarrior]

My sex bucket list: Get laid

Being 16 sucks...

[Grandtemplar1191]

Needs more tits.... 

[SlyRedXIII]

hahaha funny as always keep it up man

[astralsmtdew]

I always end up snorting mid-giggle at your videos, and sounding like some geeky retard with breathing issues.

[TheMegaCanadians]

thumbs up if you wanna see a box shenanigans 3!

[bxxx9]

I fucked an eskimo.. then I took a club to the knee

[xXMaGGoXx]

well that or gladiator. haha

[xXMaGGoXx]

#1 was from the daily show, wasn't it?

[TheFuryan666]

FUCKING RUN!!!!

[iMaBeAnEr100]

hahahaha he fucked a couger

[doodleedoodah]

Your best one yet--soooooo funny!! Can't wait to see what you do next!!

[AmyyyyLynnn]

pretty sure this is my favorite one yet!

you're videos are the best out there babe

<3

[Kippawitz]

are you not entertained!!!??? funniest shit ive seen in a long time

[LessThanCharming]

hahahahaha, awesome. 

[TheStickOwnage]

The do an eskimo one doesn't make sense because their is a penguin. Penguins live in the south pole and even if that was the south pole, there would be no trees in the background, just ice.

[7usabball]

@TheStickOwnage stfu

[09theoc]

damn nice! how the hell did you make that cactus stay on your face??

[parkourtruama]

you couldnt name it "the fucket list"

[TBL4VINNY]

@KirisuiteGomen6661 .......................

[KirisuteGomen6661]

really....?

no one? No one at all?

*sign...*

I used to have a sex bucket list too, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[JouleTheif]

@KirisuteGomen6661 stop that