Jeremy Kyle - The Smartest Chav EVER!

[TomGouldUK]

Clicked on the video. 240p. now clicking on a different different video.

[0123MrDx]

''one day someone's gonna punch you in the face''.........

[QuiiKeScOpEzZ]

Why did you video this, ?

[thargaretmatcher]

How loosely are we using the word "Smartest" here?

[Dyll9507]

i hate chavs with a passion.

[vince42091]

get a job

[shaalis]

why can't british people speak english?

[gazza3112]

@shaalis please say your not an american saying that....

[AllMightyKidBuu]

@shaalis are you deaf or just stupid? yes or no!

[0123MrDx]

lol

[frabe81118]

the sounds messed up. i see a white guy but i hear a black guy

[leesajade]

And this is why people shouldn't be allowed kids until they can pass a basic IQ test.

[TheDanksy]

what a knob..............bruv

[Algolxxxxxx]

Fucking turn the volume up of that TV bitch!

[nathanmandela]

Why is it always poor white people on this modern freak show?

[BartRamone]

Lol stupid shows, the world is so full of poor people with nothing to do, that's why these Tv shows are so popular :(

[DiobolicoCaid]

It's not that hard to be the smartest chav though

[DOSAGEDUBZ]

fucking poor people

[jamie211983]

i would love to bump into this prick.

[Psychopantella]

Why do chavs breed? -_-

[almostchriswatts]

@Psychopantella you legend! :D 

[TcroftY]

@Psychopantella They have no job, no money that isn't spent on weed. What else are they going to do? :/

[slamsta5950]

@Psychopantella because the state allows them to survive based on the number of children they produce, otherwise natural selection would have made them extinct years ago lol

[Brenya12345]

dunno about anyone else but i cant hear shit..

[Drobium77]

If there are any Americans or Australians etc on here, could you tell me something, if you close your eyes, is that man black or white?

[Drobium77]

I work full time, pay rent and still can't afford a blackberry.

Do you think I should go on the dole?

[despic]

I don't understand what they are saying?

[MultiBritishbulldog]

People still watch the TV? I thought people were waking up?

[titaniumslug]

Just in case you are wondering. Its not worth it. I watched the whole thing. Trust me.

[Travellinghobo2]

I know my life has taken a dive when I'm watching Jeremy Kyle videos recorded on a chav's Blackberry.

[DntChtSht]

@Travellinghobo2 what makes you think i'm a chav? Look at my display picture..

[BESTDICKINCHINA]

@DntChtSht

what the johnny is a chav

[slamsta5950]

@BESTDICKINCHINA council homes aand violence lool

[SheClicks1]

@DntChtSht Maybe because you missed the vowels in your user name? It has been proven chavs do that.

[EvilPopsicleDog]

@DntChtSht lovin' the runescape :3

[JoshDG92]

@DntChtSht

you play runescape.. thats a certified chav. all chavs undeniably play runescape.

[DntChtSht]

@JoshDG92 FML I get bullied enough, have some sympathy? :'(

[JoshDG92]

@DntChtSht

fine, here you go.. Oasis - Bittersweet Symphany =D

[Mynamesnigel]

@DntChtSht Man up you ponce. He was joking.

[FuckTheLawNiggas]

@Travellinghobo2 lol

[raymond596]

@Travellinghobo2 hes not a chav he plays runescape hes not a chav hes gay

[EpicFeury]

i was on MMA i minute ago how did i get here?

[largesammy]

this should be the add they put on the telly when they eventually introduce contraception into the water supply..... "These Could be yours"

[AshtrayanConvict]

the guy recording this shit must live in a sink estate

[ArnoldTohtFan]

the guy is scum for sure, but the girl is quite good looking and seems out of place to be honest

[Penfoldsmith]

Should we ever wonder why England is going to rat shit ????These fools need to be steralized before they polute any more of the gene pool.

To even apply to be on the JK show should be an offence in itself. They should all be shot in the dressing room...Wasters.

[dieseluk2k]

damn i hope someone throws a slap at Jeremy kyle, just so he can kung fu their ass because you know hes gotta have some king of defence training

[voldermort08]

check this daft cunt...what a fool :\

[dasreich8x8]

if i knew where this wigger lived, i'd rip his fucking lungs out. what a cunt.

[TheBaronsamedi88]

this is so typical of England today. So embarrassing these misguided white boys who act like niggers. I wish i could put a bullet in these fuckwits while they were still babies. The parents must be complete cunts.

[trappedinlife29]

too many white niggers in the UK for my liking.

sad.

[kentishsteve]

crazy chav if you are reading this STOP PRETENDING TO BE BLACK you are not wileys white brother you are little dick head with too much attitude brap brap brap

[sec0ndevolution]

Iz it cos I iz black?

Owait, I'm NOT.

[jamesisbackdude101]

people like this make me wish i was a fish

[princemeeei]

he should have just said ill change my number....now that would be "smart"

[beavercontrol]

Why does the Chav keep jigging his leg all the time.

[LordRassy]

there's nothing worse than a wigger

[jjraw101]

why is he wearing a scarf/snood ? dont look that cold

[talibangman09]

I rate the fact he forced jeremy kyle to respect him...most people that go on get absolutely slaughtered by jeremy given the chance.

[TBeer02]

When does the 'smart' part come on?

[mikeylee900]

what a fuckin clown.

[Lollertron]

yh bruv u get me init brap brap n ting dat wastemanz iz laiykk dde bruv kekrpoksetttdbbblllll gkgkkkkkkkkkk ffffffffffgfgk

brap

[lukelavo06]

Why is she with him, she's not bad

[impactglory]

@lukelavo06

seriously?? shes a dog. and a trashy one at that

[J90JAM]

Aks her, aks her lololol

[ScholarOfBabylon]

Mark seems like a playa

[chriswolf20]

To be honest, Jeremy Kyle is so big headed and he always makes age a factor then tries to call everybody immature, then when he's flat out wrong he just repeats the same things. Okay smart guy.

[TheShabbyEdits]

@chriswolf20 Well seeing as he has a obsessive–compulsive disorder it make's sense that he repeats him self.

[Aspimagic2015]

@chriswolf20 Exactly what I wana know is wtf is mature anyway because if being mature means acting like a bigheaded rude arrogant twat like jeremy then i would rather be immature. : )

[RoseTyler69]

the biggest Wigga I've ever seen

[bobkilla1985]

a smart chav on jeremy kyle? i think not!

[Rubydoos1]

Chavs make me want to commit.

[petebest22]

Hell we have a funny way of talking in england now to how it used to be lol,

[lsdvine]

@petebest22 nah man, not true, there have always been people who talk funny

[gabrielevans999]

Most pathetic show with most pathetic people who can't grow up and take some responsibility, including the host.

[Richibulbs]

No such thing as a smart chav

[scorpidable]

@Richibulbs LOL @ U

[biclopsbob]

bdddra!

[Woolahula]

the girl is pretty and has a lovely head of hair, she could do so much better

[Woolahula]

@Woolahula if she kept her mouth shut, or went to speech therapy!

[realbadman913]

what is that girl wearing

[WILLIEHUNTZ]

innit



[ILoveXXRussellcXX]

Didn't think there was a think called a "smart chav"

[TenWhoWereTaken]

Oh God, you know Mark's in love with that girl, has been friend-zoned and is desperately trying to get with her now she's broken up with his friend.

[supahdupahguy81]

I got the distinct impression that Kyle appears to be going out of his way to make this guy look like a cunt...

[schwantz037]

We have got to stop these people breeding. 

[ecklesmecken1]

This guys clearly had about 20 lines before the show

[etocadet]

smartest chav, perfect use of an oxymoron.

[TheWEBB195]

i think this show is real but jerry springer maury steve wilkos is FAKE AND GAY

[danpoiuyt]

Stunnin @3:19



[scallies]

@danpoiuyt The orange one?? Nah

[M1O71]

Good-looking, morally vacuous, pricks, laughing at lowlifes with mental deficiencies to make themselves feel better about their pointless, pathetic, oxygen thieving lives.

[masstransit2]

Why have they dubbed his voice with a black mans ?

[DntChtSht]

@masstransit2 recorded on a 'Black' Berry

[elzLDN]

@DntChtSht hahahah how does masstransit2's cock taste u fucking loser u 2 belong on this show u sad fucks get a life loooool

[southparkfirefly]

@DntChtSht

Lol clever i liked it.

[NiwdogRolyat]

@DntChtSht buh dum tiss

[MrForbiddendeath]

@DntChtSht more like a calculator

[227007]

@masstransit2 reminds me of the white salesman in phoneshop hahahah

[masstransit2]

Looks like an anorexic Sid Vicious/Sewer Rat hybrid and tries to talk likes a Rapper/Buller hybrid, What a cunt

[MrXBGamer]

He just raped Jeremy's ears

[shnelnel]

Did you record this with dog shit?

[mannyste]

the way he spoke to jeremy was fine by me.. its the having babies thing that i don't like

[RikkGlassbrook]

Shit quality :(

[Kwornsman87]

4:22 if u woz ma bruva id shoot my brutal load into your face cavity

[dieselboy87]

@Kwornsman87 lmao

[Kwornsman87]

id love to lick his gel tips

[godkingRoss]

he sounds black.... the comment below thinks it's a cockney accent.... how ignorant he is of white culture, probably why cockneys have been ethnically cleansed from London; because people are ignorant of white genocide.

[SlipySama]

i dont see how thats black its a cockny accent :S paranoia fuck sake...

[Jamespot24]

Jeremy Kyle is smug douche bag, this show doesn't have shit on Maury!

[markr123456]

@Jamespot24 maury is fake

[CMROfficial]

@Jamespot24 mauwy hasn't got shit on jewwy spwinger

[Jamespot24]

@CMROfficial Fuck you Maury is way better than all those shows!

[ODsDalton]

@Jamespot24 Maury. . . . .hahaha, Watch Steve Wilkos!!!

[LilRaverBrooke]

@Jamespot24 Maury is fake.

[Flaredimran]

@Jamespot24 maury is paid for the reactions it isnt all real

[Jamespot24]

I'm starting to think it means weenie/douche bag/pussy

[Jamespot24]

Ok Im from America and I have no idea what a "Chav" is?

[Jakster901Boy]

@Jamespot24

Council

House

And

Violent

[Jamespot24]

@Jakster901Boy What's Council house?

Tho violent doesn't seem good

[chrysalis72]

@Jamespot24 A house the government give people who cant afford to buy one. I live in a council house and am perfectly literate. The people stigmatising people living in council houses are just as ignorant {if not more so} than the people they attempt to stereotype with the label. Chav just means poor, uneducated, ignorant bully with very very bad taste in clothes and ridiculous looking body language. They often horde in gangs and everybody hates, but is scared of them .

[Jamespot24]

@chrysalis72 Thanks for the reply. Im not from the UK so I had no idea what a Chav was

[chrysalis72]

@Jamespot24 Your assumption was right too, Jeremy Kyle and the Chavs are all Douchebag/weenie/pussies just one is middle class and educated and the other poor with no education. None the less both are fuckwits and detested by most people here in general.

[Jamespot24]

@chrysalis72 Jermey Kyle is middle class? I'd think that he'd be rich, having his own show and all.

[chrysalis72]

@Jamespot24 this is another weird "English thing" the middle class in England encompass what Americans call upper class. Upper class in England is a title only given to Royalty like lords and ladies. Rich people are caught under the name middle class , the majority of people are working class and then their is the underclass like the people on Jeremy kyle. Jeremy kyle is rich but in the uk we call them middle class for some reason, stupid I know.

[Jamespot24]

@chrysalis72 Oh true thats interesting. In America like 90% of people call themselves middle class or something. It's unfashionable to call urself poor or upper class even if thats the case

[chrysalis72]

@Jamespot24 Same here, embarrassing to say your poor or upperclass. I hate class systems anyway as you cant measure the value of a person by his/her material wealth. Personality, character and the way you express yourself to others with respect, thats more accurate a way to see if the person is someone worth knowing. I have a nice house and enough money to survive and keep everyone clean smart and have my house decorated comfortably but without it I'm still valuable. we are born and die equal

[Jamespot24]

@chrysalis72 Urban dictionary:

British equivalent of white trash

Lol I guess thats what they mean by "Euro Trash" then

[chrysalis72]

@Jamespot24 yes. Now can you tell me what dad punk is?

[Jamespot24]

@Jakster901Boy She seems retarded too.  Best advice I'd give for a guy like that is to just break up and stay single for a while.

[Jamespot24]

@Jakster901Boy But wtf is Council House? Is it like some program

[iDoodlePoop]

i'd smash his missus though.

[sda1819]

Look, a White Rihanna

[Gunner3210]

British Jerry Springer?

[rednewt]

@Gunner3210 yes only this is real cases

[hhafza2011ify]

shes 5 months pregnant 

[MultiCorz]

i remember this one three month back 

[amer5148]

He sounds like the blokes from the phoneshop

[pdivad123]

Why is he talking like hes black?

[sparkernator1]

sounds like we got a racist 

[yourdirtymum]

wannabe black,,,embarrasment to white people... do the world a favour m8.,hang yourself

[BlueFlagStudios]

ALI G?

[MrAloo14]

she looks like a fucking kid

he looks like kevin j lol

[addz316]

Can I ask... what makes this "Chav" clever?

[addz316]

Utter, utter dick.

[badnewswade]

Exploiting stupid people so that equally stupid people can feel superior to someone.

[benesvive]

@badnewswade A bit like LBC radio )

[supahdupahguy81]

@badnewswade

In a nutshell.

[liamjd1]

Jeremy is such a smug bastard, he just loves surrounding himself with people like this to make him feel superior.

[TheZyroGaming]

@liamjd1 Thats because he is superior, these people clearly are low lifers who think that everything depends on something else.

[liamjd1]

@TheZyroGaming Maybe. He's still a prick though.

[89StreetOriginalz]

I'm like 151. someone bring back the balance.

[AudiQ7V8]

I've just made it 149 likes, another dislike to balance it out needed

[Syler89]

Balanced.

[beamprimary]

shes cute, he talks like hes black and needs to hand her over to me so i can date her

[eimpiracha]

@beamprimary She has AIDS. You can see it in her eyes.

[beamprimary]

@eimpiracha man shes cute, theres something cute about her, as regards to him hes a fag, thinks hes a man

[MyOatesy]

jeremy kyle- scrubbers paradise

[HammerLex77]

133 likes vs 133 dislikes - who wins? YOU DECIDE!

[goremini181]

I liked because I want Jeremy Kyle To get punched in the face

[hounslowfinest]

i have to dislike it cause i think jeremy kyle is a cunt

[coolstorybro767]

124 124 im gonna have to dislike

[3litepker]

had 123 likes and 122dislikes so i made it 123 dislikes so now it's 123 likes and 123 dislikes, that's how you will learn your 123 :D