masterbating monkey

[craigwhite11]

keep pressing 5

[Pikafan2132]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE FROM SONIC SEZ?

[Zetsuke4]

D:

[port753]

on my wishlist when im 23 and take my friends to england. GO TO A SAFARI PARK AND WATCH APES

[bluecatky]

Kind of brings a more literal meaning to the phrase "spanking the monkey", doesn't it?

[NeonThePig]

Well then monkeys can just do anything then

[Bewzbucket]

why am i watching animals mating and masturbating again

[groffeaston]

They are not apes! They are Baboons!!

[deppfan85]

@groffeaston Baboons ARE apes.

[crocop5247]

I got the weirdest boner lol jkjk

[DBY97]

Im on the weird part of youtube again arent i..

[MrBergman7]

they fucking raped that car

[kh101100]

Wow that monkey has a nice ass and a nice dick..

[DBY97]

@kh101100

dude, thats just gay.

[odinsreaver]

@DBY97 Sounds pretty normal to me.

[RyanStarcraftProtoss]

22 were jealous of that mokeys dick :)

[adbmnj10]

i've seen bigger. Thats just a little prick...

[iLUVelectroMUSIK]

fap,fap,fap,fap,fap....

[leonid313]

really?? so you allow this kind of stuff.. but a glimps of a boob, and the video is removed???

[Rikairiify]

This was 2 weeks before my birth!

[crazyriders83]

That baboon got free food, a free ride, and got to jerk off on the car. That's a good day in my book.

[Rodiguez83]

I has a whiteman's dick.

[spidermanfan45]

Givem some privacy fags :]

[darkdragona619]

thats nasty...



[32doodledoo]

lol the kids r screaming and the monkey is like "what?... oh! awkward um im gonna turn around..."

[iBischoff]

looks like a baboon

[Mufflemonsta009]

So like us.....

[ThisFrickinSite]

@NFnightTripper it is still inapropriate, if you film yourself having sex is that nature?

[codymdawson]

The Rise of The Planet of The Apes!!

[athabascka]

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THEY LOOK LIKE HUMAN DICKS

[iBischoff]

@athabascka

they're primates as are we

[JeseSLU]

@athabascka But they are human...

[steffi67]

@athabascka duhhhhh we are evolved from them

[CaptainHalodude]

monkey spanking that monkey

[BI0G4M3S]

Get a bannana and stuff Viagra in that would be good :D

[crazymonster181]

@lilboy lol

[tgsol1]

its weird how it looks down and notices it has a boner then gets all embarrassed and turns quickly then starts touching himself....

[Slycooper2010]

@liQuidmoTion oh really? Never knew that XD

[Australianhunter]

wash your window sahh???

[lovebug65409]

WTF THATS NASTY

[qm4n76]

idiots..,

[realitymuzic357]

*BONER*



[ThePolypop]

***** Thats Super funny *****

[Melicioel7]

I felt a strange desire to watch Jurassic Park after this video....for some reason

[giovany964]

que macaco pauzudo

[MrIrishrover2011]

ahahahahahahh this is funny



[painleica]

XD WTF...

[SuperFarinelli]

eeeeee??????? england safari park??? i was at safari park

[rage13371]

lmfao just imagine it u stop at a stop lite the monkey jumps on ur car and sperms all over it

[supereyre1997]

co za asy...

[phxsuns713]

How is this not flagged it actually shows a monkey dick

[rsplayer525]

Roofilyn!! the date rape drug :D... you need too clean your sheets ;)

[TheShawnyoda]

i wis i was a monkey i would jack off on peoples windshields all day long

[XxILIKESWaFfLEsxX]

well now..everyone has monkeys and shit on their car

[OmFg428]

how is that monkey circumcised?!?!?!

[Slycooper2010]

Monkeys jacking off on ur car doesnt happen very often

[liQuidmoTion]

@Slycooper2010

standard procedure in texas

YEEHAA

not just the monkeys btw

[jimmyshitbags]

@Slycooper2010 speak for yourself

[monkeynuts76]

that's my family

[TheBnmghjk]

My god... This shit is going to appear in my 'Recommended for you' videos.

[WatchingSky]

@TheBnmghjk hahahaha me too !

[iFaap]

how did a music video get me into this shit?

[drag0nfig0]

red dragon, red dragon!

[bellkid68]

*flags*

[XFunnyfartfilmsX]

Haha this is so funny

[thresher4]

spank the monkey!! Bwhahahahahaha

[dinomanj]

that would be the funniest shit t see in person a monkey jumping on ur car only to choke his chicken

[Ripto22475]

God freaking sickos, laughing ass off over this? Wow what have we amounted to...

[theoneandonlyfiberT]

@Ripto22475

I laugh at your Human porn. I find gay porn to be the funniest fucking thing ever....

I'm a Japanese Brown bear...don't ask how I can type I don't know I also don't know why I speak english so well it baffles even me.

[TheSkull713]

Well, masturbation is said to lengthen one's lifespan.

[mattydog097]

Mom: Well you see children that's surprisingly bigger than your fathers...

[josh71111]

So masturbating is natural?!? If animals do we should too?!?

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Lol what if that fat monkey had jizzed over your windshield

[englishman177]

so wait...monkeys are allowed to masterbate but I'm not! the bible is so unfair!!!!

[notsomeoneable]

@englishman177 does the bible says u shouldn't do it?

lmao

[kdc43]

@notsomeoneable No it doesn't, but it mentions 'onanism', Onan was a guy that did not want to take his dead brother's wife to have children for his brother, so instead of cumming in her he 'spilled his seed or cum' on the ground. His big sin was not continuing the family line, the masterbating was not the sin. But religionists take this out of context of the family ideas at the time. Modern men do not marry their dead brother's wife anymore and the anti-masterbation religionists use this. 

[sharma19143]

Did a monkey just jerk off on his car?...

[ChaudhryTyagi]

@sharma19143

yeah it was monkey's car.

[JTKatz07]

Oh so its cute when a monkey gets on top of a car and whips his dick out to polish the polish prince but when I do it i get arrested.....

[sellfood64]

i found this from a military video???

[cactus77]

buddy whaaaackit

[nivek3211]

just like any other weekend



[w5r6ranny]

Lol How are you going to explain monkey jizz all over your car :-0

[Wonkey22]

Clearly, this is a guy in a gorilla suit getting his jollies knowing he won't be arrested.

[MegaBastard123]

Lol, the many of times i've been here <3

[crazydiamonds3]

haha, Funniest thing here is the Welsh accent! lol

[Kalikizz7o2]

who circumsized this lil prick?

[10crow]

thumbs up if you think that second monkey was just a man in a monkey suit who just wanted an excuse to jerk it on a car.

[10crow]

Would have been funnier if a human wanked it on a monkeys car.

[w5r6ranny]

Kid in the background yells "he's got a boner!" at 0:34 XD lol

[PeopleSpokeSK8]

Kids! It's a worm, not anything else that you think of :o

[DreadedEd]

at like 0:32 that ape had a pornstar type cock, good grief

[j0hnnytamb0rine]

they are so much like humans! They just wanna wank too!

[MEGAGUY21]

spanky the monkey spank his monkey

[TheScooterpimp]

Wish i could ride around with monkeys beating off on my car! (NOT)

[SharinganHunter515]

LOL MONKEYS REALLLY DO SHARE 99.9 % of HUMAN GEANS LOL!

[fatturdburger]

hahaha

[ursisterisgood]

he looked down and at the people in the car and said "perverts"

[NoobPooShiit]

Lol wow Freking hugE

[TheMaxx111]

No money shot?

[fatturdburger]

@TheMaxx111 hahahah

[lazovic123456789]

Wow he is hairy

[LXTTLXKXLLXR]

I wish i was a monkey, then i can jack off anywhere on the net without censorship.... damn the 1% species difference -_-

[TheSkittles4ya]

Well, they ARE like 99% human (or something like that)

[happieeyore]

shouldnt this be censored or put under as explicit--or something?

[claireofcali]

These people have awful voices! I am glad I wasn't there! I had to turn the sound down....What morons! Not like the guy screaming his head off never did this!

[writerboy111]

what if it came on the car!

[iScreamo999]

turn the windsheeled wipers on lol

[jeffhardy5637]

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[chrisbarry44]

the beast with 3 eyes

[voff7]

he got an small dick

[ShavedPinkTacoLover]

stroke that monkey

[fatburnerable]

drive drive

[connor1687]

ohh man i want to go there it looks funny

[TheCrazyman761]

haha

[Woulong]

0:35 Damn, he looks like he dont regoncnize he got a boner and trys to hide it xD

[lotrboi94]

ROFLMAO

[greengourleyowens]

fuck me that monkey is massive, i mean its actual body size lol. but im pausing it at 0:43 and i see a car, and the monkey looks like hes twice the height?!

[Damarasz]

Because they're close to the camera.

[spiritjd33]

a John Holmes of the apes

[kamikaoo]

which country is this??

[piplup2009]

0:36 HONK YOUR HORN

[powerbackeyesitsme]

hahaha that was so random. a monkey with a boner siiting on your engine hood :)

[johnl5r3w]

how are you gonna explain monkey jizz all over your windshield?

[elfland1996]

lol

[piggyfatt]

@billyboob123123 that thing looks like a banana

[PurpleCrownPrincess]

gross

[weirdone17]

u should have honked your horn!!! RUN MONKEY! RUN! (i kno it is not a monkey but a baboon)

[TheNek12]

ummm... he must thought you are a female monkey

[Fajjani]

It got a semi-human cock.

[HavokkG1]

HSHAHAHAHAHA DUMB FUCKING APE

[SunBreaker6]

omg how the heck these monkeys came on road.

and why the monkey have to come show his huge boner and wank on filmer`s car :D

if I were the car owner I would fuck up that moneky and show him who`s the boss ;)

((no one wanks on my car except me))

[livezach]

lol

[TheKiwiferret]

Omg is that knowsley?? The monkeys r friggin hilarious ther!!!

[PilsberryDoughboy528]

at 0:30 this big ass random monkey comes up on the car with a huge boner wtf this guys car is going to need to be washed like 9 times LOl {^_^}

[vonijoe]

It's spelled "masturbate".  And don't pretend you don't do it! ;o)

[happyteapots]

@vonijoe lollollollol hahaha , i don't deny nuthin lol

[nani80011]

@vonijoe since u know how to spell it im sure u do it!!

[vonijoe]

@nani80011 Your logic is flawless.

[my7ass]

@vonijoe Is there children you think?

[RedTailOwner951]

@vonijoe hes not thats jus hilarious, how often do u see a monkey jack off on ur car lol

[vuurgerben99]

LMFAOOO

[MrKillerkey]

lmao

[napelus]

Spanking the monkey!!!...

[SonicNerd91]

that must've been awkward to explain to the kids

[PsychicGirl25]

MONKEY DICK LOL!!!

[Kx100Boy]

LMAO ahahah the guys in the background make it even more funnier

[charger967]

when does he masturbate dont see it maybe i wasnt paying attention-.-

[kppoopie]

wow that thing is huge!!!!!

[pmh632]

mine is bigger. i'm an underwear model. check out my pics.

[missy7780]

xD you're comparing your penis to the penis of a monkey?

[thisissick22]

lol

[AngelxAnime1]

wtf since when//??

[ElliHasHorns]

nice cock :D

[veggiewarriors]

It's surprising that the dick didn't pierce your windscreen!

[chrissylynn22]

lol how funny. The monkey jumped on the car, looked around, looked at the people in the car, looked down at his wankie and tried to hide it lol he got embarrassed.

[abc524p]

nice dick bigger then my ex

[MaoiMeowi2]

I take it you 2 just broke up, then?

[frizzyfins]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[MAKEMEBAD3100]

WTF LOL OMG

[KiMiix0x]

big penis

[sammygtfo]

hahahahahahahah

[Hatchwork]

They're thinking of Megan Fox.. or your mum :)

[Lildrummer02]

i know im thinking of megan fox

[acsmashing]

again, a beautiful demonstration of how fucked up a society we live in, when human penis', or for that matter vaginas, are banned from youtube. but hey monkey cocks are OK. P.S. I'm not complaining about this video but only youtubes censorship policy.

[Fajjani]

I hear you. All the more reason to resort to misanthropy. Humans are so fucking stupid.

[zinzxonx]

@acsmashing dude go to a porn site if you're gonna bitch and moan.

@acsmashing I say fuck all censorship, why can't we show our dicks or vaginas on