You make fun of us single, average looking guys without any girlfriends. Tomorrow is my birthday and I am turning 21. Do I have a woman to celebrate it with? No. I am spending my birthday alone and by myself. So I am throwing a party for myself tomorrow and inviting myself. There will be ice-cream, cake, and soda.Well happy birthday to me.
For thirty years old, one might think that you might have surpassed the verbal dexterity of a well-trained chimp or a 13 year old...boy. Damn public schools!
Let me be the first to say that I cried while I was watching that video. The prose was exquisite, nearly poetry in its lyricism. I felt like I was watching the product of the combined geniuses of Ibsen, Shakespeare, and Homer. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you sincerely for all that you have contributed to humanity in the creation and publication of this short film. It is a stunning tribute to the old maxim: "It's not the size that counts."
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You make fun of us single, average looking guys without any girlfriends. Tomorrow is my birthday and I am turning 21. Do I have a woman to celebrate it with? No. I am spending my birthday alone and by myself. So I am throwing a party for myself tomorrow and inviting myself. There will be ice-cream, cake, and soda.Well happy birthday to me.
hosdurga2011 6 months ago
This... is awesome X-D
woohoosnoosnoo 3 years ago
thanks. we were going for creepy. and dumb. I guess we succeeded.
Lexi789 3 years ago
WTF
ktkt4444 3 years ago
For thirty years old, one might think that you might have surpassed the verbal dexterity of a well-trained chimp or a 13 year old...boy. Damn public schools!
Lexi789 3 years ago
You two are really creepy and dumb! Good luck.
sjlovestrees 3 years ago
omg lex ur freakin hilarious! i love it!
jermo537 3 years ago
haha thanks!
Lexi789 3 years ago
ha, this video RULES. so much so that you pretty much one-upped us with your editing skillz.
(the "heart wipe" is what makes this thing.)
DaveAndEthan 3 years ago
I am glad to know my foray into video editing was a success! The "heart wipe" was a ridiculously glorious find! Thanks!!
Lexi789 3 years ago
Let me be the first to say that I cried while I was watching that video. The prose was exquisite, nearly poetry in its lyricism. I felt like I was watching the product of the combined geniuses of Ibsen, Shakespeare, and Homer. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you sincerely for all that you have contributed to humanity in the creation and publication of this short film. It is a stunning tribute to the old maxim: "It's not the size that counts."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
dani6188 3 years ago 2