Darth Maul was the only character I liked in the prequel trilogy... probably because he had like six lines so Lucas wasn't able to make him act out of his butt.
Question their were like 20 people besides the Jedi standing in front of darth mal and it takes him like 10 minutes to take off his cloak and activate his weapon so you morons simply make like Indiana jones and shoot the guy with the sword before he can use it instead of just abandoning 2 jedi you might need later.
i love maul, hes the only "Scary" sith in the entire saga, vader wasnt scary, he was a 6'7 asthmatic S&M bottom, not scary, dooku.... just dooku... not scary. and the emperor? a 1000 year old pedophile? ok a little scary, if youre 7.
p.s. i love rifftrax, i got a ton of their stuff, but these jokes were limp sadly... except the maul horn joke
@xPurpleDrinkx9001 i dont think they meant it that way, i think they were comparing him to a ram, or a goat, they use their horns against rival males... i dont think they were calling zabraks evil... i dont even think they know what race he is tbh. :P
Wait a minute, I just noticed something- Darth Maul dies the same way as Zygon from the movie Starchaser" The Legend of Orin which was a cop out of Star Wars so now they went back and decided to that that?
@CyberPirate83 Wait a minute, I just noticed something too! Someone actually watched Starchaser The Legend of Orin. ;o) But who am I to talk? I saw Metalstorm the Destruction of Jared-syn in the theaters way back when. In 3-D no less. I still have the scar.
@CaesiusX Yep and in all its corniest, I love it! I want to watch Metalstorm the Destruction of Jared-syn now. I have seen bad movies, and I take this challenge!
i bought a darth maul shirt before i saw the pile of shit, and lucas owes me 23 dollars. the coolest part of the movie showed up like 3 times, said less than a paragraph total, and just died. it is like lucas made a bet that he could "rip off" the star wars franchise, put only one likeable cool character in the ripoff, not let him say anything, kill him off and still make an ass load of money. what a punk!
@auritone everything about this movie was a very expensive VERY feeble attempt!
i wanna kick lucas in the balls and demand every cent i ever spent on starwars refunded!
if i knew star wars was going to be exclusively for the "special" children in the class, i never would have bothered with it from the beginning! ONLY STUPID LONELY people and children too young to know any better like this shit. i mean when i was a boy i liked silver hawks, but i turned 10 and realised it was shit.
@takashi0100 FUCK THE MOTHER FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!! i wanna rape lucas with broken bottles and blowtorch his eyes! i wanna tear his balls off with jumpercables, and smash his teeth down his throat with a hammer! i wanna chop his hands and feet off and chase him naked with roadflares across a gravel lot while pissing in his face! i wanna tear his ass out of his house by meathooks, and exicute him in the street infront of his family!
@HolyHogShit Ha ha ha, oh wow. You have to be trolling. There's no way anyone could possibly be that dumb.
If you did that, you'd be the ultimate example of butthurt, killing a man and going to jail because he DARED to do change details about your favorite sci-fi movie. You are truly a sad, pathetic little man.
@takashi0100 what a pile of shit little judgemental douch bag punk you are! i diddnt speak of a plan to go to jail. i said i would like to do mean things. this "sad" and "little" shit is of youre own creation, and he did fuck up. this was one of the most iconic movie series, and utterly and completely blew it! only children too young to know better, and douchey little fan boys who wanna suck george PUKE-ASS off love this GARBAGE!!!
@takashi0100 what a judgemental little douch bag punk you are. i diddnt speak of a plan to go to jail. i said i would like to do mean things. you came up with "sad" and "little" in youre own mind. has nothing to do with me. i am actually ashamed, not sad, and large in a rather manly way. and speaking poorly of what george PUKE-ASS has done here is like saying you dont like hitler, what is trolling about that? fuck him, and the little fanboys he has on his jock.
"Just imagine what will happen if they DON'T defeat him." "Really? What?" - brilliant!
elpollodelamuerte 1 week ago
I've got a Gillette 3-blade lightsaber. Smoothest shave I've ever had, but I no longer have cheekbones.
damnyoustamos 3 weeks ago
Darth Maul a character as insignificant as Queen Amoeba
Kolbatsu 3 weeks ago
Darth Maul was the only character I liked in the prequel trilogy... probably because he had like six lines so Lucas wasn't able to make him act out of his butt.
Drunkenprophet23 1 month ago 7
@Drunkenprophet23 Like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura lol.
SixtailShadow 3 weeks ago
Just heard Darth Maul compared to Richard III. xD
MrBuch169169 3 months ago
Question their were like 20 people besides the Jedi standing in front of darth mal and it takes him like 10 minutes to take off his cloak and activate his weapon so you morons simply make like Indiana jones and shoot the guy with the sword before he can use it instead of just abandoning 2 jedi you might need later.
Bwkjam 4 months ago 3
"Darius Rucker." Haha.
clockworkalex20 4 months ago
i love maul, hes the only "Scary" sith in the entire saga, vader wasnt scary, he was a 6'7 asthmatic S&M bottom, not scary, dooku.... just dooku... not scary. and the emperor? a 1000 year old pedophile? ok a little scary, if youre 7.
p.s. i love rifftrax, i got a ton of their stuff, but these jokes were limp sadly... except the maul horn joke
"Are the horns functional?" that was a good one.
MaxamillionGat 4 months ago
@MaxamillionGat Wait. the horn joke was funny but them pointing out how all Zabraks would be stereotypicaly evil?
xPurpleDrinkx9001 4 months ago
@xPurpleDrinkx9001 i dont think they meant it that way, i think they were comparing him to a ram, or a goat, they use their horns against rival males... i dont think they were calling zabraks evil... i dont even think they know what race he is tbh. :P
MaxamillionGat 4 months ago
@MaxamillionGat Yea he's a zabrack.
deathrooster14 4 months ago
@deathrooster14 lol are you like retarded or something??
MaxamillionGat 4 months ago
@MaxamillionGat Look it up. He's a zabrack. TO WOOKIPEDIA WITH YOU!
deathrooster14 4 months ago
@deathrooster14 i know what he is, and youre spelling it wrong, theres no C in Zabrak... dumbass... i played his race on the star wars MMO.
MaxamillionGat 4 months ago
@MaxamillionGat I am not a dumb ass. God forbid I spell something wrong that DOESN'T EXIST! So what? Fuck off.
deathrooster14 4 months ago
@deathrooster14 lol retard...
MaxamillionGat 4 months ago
Mike calling Darth Maul "Doogie Howser" just made me think about how much of a more effective villain Dr. Horrible is compared to Darth Maul.
jackedsamurai772 4 months ago 2
Wait a minute, I just noticed something- Darth Maul dies the same way as Zygon from the movie Starchaser" The Legend of Orin which was a cop out of Star Wars so now they went back and decided to that that?
CyberPirate83 4 months ago
@CyberPirate83 Wait a minute, I just noticed something too! Someone actually watched Starchaser The Legend of Orin. ;o) But who am I to talk? I saw Metalstorm the Destruction of Jared-syn in the theaters way back when. In 3-D no less. I still have the scar.
CaesiusX 4 months ago
@CaesiusX Yep and in all its corniest, I love it! I want to watch Metalstorm the Destruction of Jared-syn now. I have seen bad movies, and I take this challenge!
CyberPirate83 4 months ago
"Another undignified mode of transportation for a scary villain." Hahaha couldn't stop laughing
thesweetness9967 5 months ago
rifftrax won
MegaLink117 6 months ago
i bought a darth maul shirt before i saw the pile of shit, and lucas owes me 23 dollars. the coolest part of the movie showed up like 3 times, said less than a paragraph total, and just died. it is like lucas made a bet that he could "rip off" the star wars franchise, put only one likeable cool character in the ripoff, not let him say anything, kill him off and still make an ass load of money. what a punk!
fuck shit wars now!!! jar jar shit!
HolyHogShit 6 months ago
What did you psychically call me? lmao
sassy1988 8 months ago 37
@sassy1988 hahaha that was the best part lol
rocknmetaldisciples 4 months ago
@rocknmetaldisciples yep, I just about fell outta my chair when I heard that. Love the RiffTrax guys, so hilarious! :-)
sassy1988 4 months ago
Rifftrax - 10
Darth Maul - 0
Maybe the reason Maul got the makeup job done was a feeble attempt to compensate for how un-scary he actually was.
Darth Minor Sprain!
auritone 8 months ago
@auritone
He was played by Ray Park so yeah the makeup was needed :D
SalamaJaUkkonen 6 months ago
@auritone everything about this movie was a very expensive VERY feeble attempt!
i wanna kick lucas in the balls and demand every cent i ever spent on starwars refunded!
if i knew star wars was going to be exclusively for the "special" children in the class, i never would have bothered with it from the beginning! ONLY STUPID LONELY people and children too young to know any better like this shit. i mean when i was a boy i liked silver hawks, but i turned 10 and realised it was shit.
HolyHogShit 6 months ago
@HolyHogShit Good good, let the butthurt flow through you.
takashi0100 5 months ago
@takashi0100 FUCK THE MOTHER FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!! i wanna rape lucas with broken bottles and blowtorch his eyes! i wanna tear his balls off with jumpercables, and smash his teeth down his throat with a hammer! i wanna chop his hands and feet off and chase him naked with roadflares across a gravel lot while pissing in his face! i wanna tear his ass out of his house by meathooks, and exicute him in the street infront of his family!
HolyHogShit 5 months ago
@HolyHogShit Ha ha ha, oh wow. You have to be trolling. There's no way anyone could possibly be that dumb.
If you did that, you'd be the ultimate example of butthurt, killing a man and going to jail because he DARED to do change details about your favorite sci-fi movie. You are truly a sad, pathetic little man.
takashi0100 5 months ago
@takashi0100 what a pile of shit little judgemental douch bag punk you are! i diddnt speak of a plan to go to jail. i said i would like to do mean things. this "sad" and "little" shit is of youre own creation, and he did fuck up. this was one of the most iconic movie series, and utterly and completely blew it! only children too young to know better, and douchey little fan boys who wanna suck george PUKE-ASS off love this GARBAGE!!!
HolyHogShit 5 months ago
@takashi0100 what a judgemental little douch bag punk you are. i diddnt speak of a plan to go to jail. i said i would like to do mean things. you came up with "sad" and "little" in youre own mind. has nothing to do with me. i am actually ashamed, not sad, and large in a rather manly way. and speaking poorly of what george PUKE-ASS has done here is like saying you dont like hitler, what is trolling about that? fuck him, and the little fanboys he has on his jock.
HolyHogShit 5 months ago
Darth Mutilate, Darth Maul's cousin.
Deavi783 8 months ago
Worst. Darth. Ever!
PunchSydeiron 9 months ago 2
@PunchSydeiron I dunno, prequel Darth Vader (i.e. Episodes I through III) was just....~shudders~
kyubiiofrage 9 months ago 14
@PunchSydeiron I dunno..there was "Darth Brooks"...
Jaavik 6 months ago