Well, the fact is-if you're born in Liverpool, you're a scouser. I was, grew up there, moved to London, pretty much lost my accent. But I'm still a scouser.
I know that, I'm a Scouser! But he didn't move there until he was 8 or 9, he was born and brought up in Liverpool but was moved to Runcorn during the slum clearances of the late 60's and 70's (when Speke and Kirkby also experienced major population growth).
You're right he's not a scouser but to the rest of the country he is. I'm from Birkenhead so you and I both know I'm not a scouser but any time I go down south everyone just assumes I'm a scouser anyway. In the end you get sick of trying to explain to people that you're from somewhere near Liverpool that no one's heard of so you just end up saying you're from Liverpool.
@ChrisTuohey1 he is a scouser, he was born in liverpool, just grew up in runcorn. Personally i think that wirral folk are pretty much scousers aswell.. I'm from near crosby which is classed as merseyside rather than liverpool, but it's still scouse, it's pretty much the same for birks, minus the boat trip..
all comedians do it. i used to work for jongleurs and the amount of times comedians would come back and say the same routine for 2 years. yoiu can imagine how irritatin that is
I THOUGT IT WAS A CARRGHER (HERO) DUBBED
Fallout1999 6 months ago
He's fitttt!!
vikki1992leigh 7 months ago
he looks alot like carragher there !
IIxHEERYxII 7 months ago 10
You look so much like Jamie Carragher
samhorner96 8 months ago 3
No need to worry about cassette tapes from Osama anymore !
BaileyCork 8 months ago
eyup! jamie carragher with a deep voice haha!
IvesonHD 9 months ago
looks like carragher more than carragher does
yourma2000 9 months ago 4
he looks sooooo much like Jamie Carragher here.
warpfield98 9 months ago
@warpfield98 i thought that! fucking ell
TheKrazyKurtShow 8 months ago
its carra :D
mrnikered 10 months ago
looks like Carra lol
kellzer1990 1 year ago 4
LMAO i luv cricket but everything he sais is funny
twinterrors44 1 year ago
Anyone else think he looks jamie carragher when he has short hair ?
ben23speed 1 year ago 4
john bishops sunshine tour= fantastic
MisterWrestingAspen 1 year ago
cannot wait until Wednesday when i go and see this guy live!!!!
wattoizgr8 1 year ago
fuck me its Jamie Carragher!
MightySouthpaw 1 year ago 7
brilliant
liverpool1ist 1 year ago
Well, the fact is-if you're born in Liverpool, you're a scouser. I was, grew up there, moved to London, pretty much lost my accent. But I'm still a scouser.
drjekyllsisterhyde 1 year ago
HE LOOKS LIKE JAMIE CARRAGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOMKARTY 1 year ago 4
This guy is fucking hilarious
jamesbullet55 1 year ago 3
He looks like jamie carragher here
Surewinner93 1 year ago 4
jamie carragher's older brother
GAZZA3674 1 year ago 2
i didnt know jamie carragher did stand up
the1wiseman 1 year ago 11
i luv this guy soooooooooo much its unreal!!! <3
MrMCR2010 1 year ago
that was the first thing i thought too its jamie carragher!!!
justsomeguy101b 1 year ago 2
it has nothing to do what he can achieve.
it's the fact that he passes himself off as a scouser and trust me. HE IS NOT.
77EVERTONFC 1 year ago
@77EVERTONFC
He is! For what reason are you saying he isn't?
Dannii2601 1 year ago
@Dannii2601 Runcorn is not in liverpool.
77EVERTONFC 1 year ago
@77EVERTONFC
I know that, I'm a Scouser! But he didn't move there until he was 8 or 9, he was born and brought up in Liverpool but was moved to Runcorn during the slum clearances of the late 60's and 70's (when Speke and Kirkby also experienced major population growth).
Dannii2601 1 year ago
@77EVERTONFC
You're right he's not a scouser but to the rest of the country he is. I'm from Birkenhead so you and I both know I'm not a scouser but any time I go down south everyone just assumes I'm a scouser anyway. In the end you get sick of trying to explain to people that you're from somewhere near Liverpool that no one's heard of so you just end up saying you're from Liverpool.
ChrisTuohey1 1 year ago
@ChrisTuohey1 he is a scouser, he was born in liverpool, just grew up in runcorn. Personally i think that wirral folk are pretty much scousers aswell.. I'm from near crosby which is classed as merseyside rather than liverpool, but it's still scouse, it's pretty much the same for birks, minus the boat trip..
Robbo1YNWA 1 year ago
@77EVERTONFC agree with you, i do not find this man funny
and his blag scouse storys.
85hellopeople 1 year ago
@85hellopeople agree!
tegid699 1 year ago
@77EVERTONFC Again, he's not from Runcorn. He moved there. I now live in Spain, but I'm not Spanish!
Dannii2601 1 day ago
a cassette..........a CASSETTE!!
colinlfc 1 year ago
spit of jamie carragher there
colinlfc 1 year ago
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this man is a utter twat. scouser? no fucking chance
77EVERTONFC 1 year ago
he does live at the apollo and has appeared on jonathan ross so yeah he has endless chances actually mate
lewlewa 1 year ago
OMG its jamie carragher. LOL bishop you legend
iJack94 1 year ago
lol DVD
DurhamBoyz 1 year ago
Propa loks like carragher
9mulla9 1 year ago 3
Looks like Jamie Carragher loads!
xratedcheese 1 year ago 4
bloody hilarious!!
latindancer4ever 1 year ago
was in lunch monkeys
dullahgg 1 year ago
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andyboreland 2 years ago
that is carra!!!
TheDrew1981 2 years ago 6
Frank Skinner did the Video/DVD gag years ago!! Like this lad tho!!
thesnowdens 2 years ago
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hahaha.
Ireland is our future colony.
They study English.
goduk321 2 years ago
gosh, that is jamie charagger
mabhido 2 years ago 8
How can you be scared of someone who cant work a DVD?
Theoneandonlykop 2 years ago 47
@Theoneandonlykop you havn't met the wife
blobby1972 9 months ago
In 2009 he looks like a more handsome Craig Bellamy to me
sjefendin 2 years ago
Naw, without the long hair he is a spit of jamie Carragher.
owenhunt 1 year ago 2
love the emile heskey joke, all leicster, liverpool, birmingham, wigan and villa fans would agree :L
fcks17 2 years ago 6
check jamie carragher haha
SirrSnowman 2 years ago 6
if u come from liverpewl ,by law someone in your family has tew own ,a van lmao
baxter22071990 2 years ago 39
@baxter22071990 what is tew? and where is Liverpewl?
TheIgorsuncledave 1 year ago
@TheIgorsuncledave it was my attempt at trying to type a comment in a scouse accent , im not sure if it works really
baxter22071990 1 year ago
no they didn't. they will win at the oval.
StevenN1010 2 years ago
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ha england lost the ashes today lol
gotbannedbefore 2 years ago
the relay would be fast *that killed me* lol
zarstar99 2 years ago
looks like jamie carragher
gamerreece92 2 years ago 6
john bishop is a mix between jamie carragher and bernard dunne
MRmad4tar 2 years ago
Yeah brain dead with an uncertain future in an unwisely chosen field. floored you there mate OUCH !
dermot51 2 years ago
Osama Bin Laden sends a casette!!
MarkAtherton 2 years ago 5
He looks a little bit like jamie carragher with short hair
onlymusiccansaveus 2 years ago 5
Just What i Thought Lol
tp199fan 2 years ago
He played katy and emily fitch's dad in skins last week.
PaintedEcstasytm 2 years ago 7
how can ya be scared of someone who cant use a dvd?
Dude you got some quality material. Loved the show in Dublin, your a popular guy, we all love ya!
Dont repeat material, thats the only thing i'll say!
88relient 3 years ago 3
all comedians do it. i used to work for jongleurs and the amount of times comedians would come back and say the same routine for 2 years. yoiu can imagine how irritatin that is
Quanny7 2 years ago
he is fuckin boss!! spit of jamie carragher isnt he. liverpool fan too, got everythin he has haha
GeorgiaLiverpool 3 years ago 6
i didnt know jamie carragher did stand-up.
ReddDevils619 3 years ago 4
Saw him in Edinburgh. Epic.
MaliciousFingers 3 years ago 5
I thought Jamie Carrahger was moonlighting....Great tho just saw him on Tv in UK..good there too
milly100 3 years ago 6
This guy is a legend
TheLillywhiteArmy 3 years ago 6
"I support Liverpool, Emile Heskey did that for four years" hahaha this guy rocks!
machinemen165 3 years ago 6
scouse, his humours spot on mate, deffo carragher
joeemoran 3 years ago 4
lol pure legend this fella, haven't seen many scousers in a while who are chanelling the scouse humour on a wide level in a while.
comosus18 3 years ago 4
bez and jamie carragher have fused...
bigsmart 3 years ago 8
oh my god this guy is hillarious !! typical scouser and yeah deffo jamie carragher
robang67 3 years ago 5
Jamie carraghers' ringer.
NorfolkEnchantz 3 years ago 5
BEZ from happy mondays.. dead ringer
sirtom 3 years ago
lmao...heskey...
rossigibbs 4 years ago
Hahaha, heskey the tool!!
sammyLEEisgod 4 years ago
jamie carragher
liverpool2k7m 4 years ago 4
Get over to ireland more john!!!
xtommo37x 4 years ago
he's really funny, who thinks up close he looks like jamie carragher, the liverpool defender
diaduit73 4 years ago
yea i thought he looked like carra too
StrokeMyPie 4 years ago 2
yea defo carragher
hobbs1988 3 years ago 2
lee evans ? apart from John here!
redenigma2005 4 years ago
Good end punch line about the DVD enjoyed his act!
redenigma2005 4 years ago
nothing compares to lee evans
danny3yaz 4 years ago
this guy well funny
quack437 4 years ago
heard him on fred mcauley the other day and couldnt stop laughing!! the gags about his sons broken leg was hilarious!!
theboywallace 4 years ago
does he say lesky or hesky
admlvr06 4 years ago
Im a scouser but I cant stand that proffesional scouse accent.
jonb133 4 years ago
Yawn. I suppose you speak amateur scouse, eh...
Arf.
bleo34 4 years ago 2
john bishop is class!!
decktable 4 years ago
LOVE the emile heskey jab!! :D
srawra 4 years ago
woooo
NABSHABS 4 years ago
his shows r hilarious aswell the bishops sunday service on radio city 96.7
dooshbaggybag 4 years ago
Excellent Material :)
dannylfclfc 4 years ago
haha i cant belive jamie Carragher gave up football to tell jokes
Astley2006 5 years ago
Yeah, he's a on radio show in Liverpool on a Sunday afternoon, never miss it!
fastmr2uk 5 years ago
this guy's a comic genius! he really popular here in liverpool
kleo147 5 years ago
A cassette??? LMAO!!
craickid 5 years ago
is this guy from Liverpool! if he his, hes very funny! =D xxx
lovemeandleaveme 5 years ago
he's from runcorn, which is basically a poor mans liverpool
thekev506 4 years ago
after they shipped thousands of scousers there...
modusops 4 years ago