Re: @houndshockey71 | Old Spice

[lllllBPlllll]

.this man is the funniest man in the world

[MessengerOfDreams]

He made me lose the game.

I'm so honored. ;_;

[dekster14LP]

Just discovered these vids, laughing my ass off.

[NDTheCaptain]

Who woul win a fight between Old spice guy and Chuck Norris ?

[bberghahn]

@NDTheCaptain Between the Old Spice Guy and Chuck Norris, they would both fight the "and" since the universe shattering apocolipse that would ensure if they went man toe to man toe would send the mankind in a time vortex whirlwind that would take us back to the when nothing existed. Because of all of this, we would all die. Giant man leap.

[bryantkhale]

u are under arrest for being under the influence of fragrant old spices

[skiddingtube]

:))

[otharennaur]

#OMG #ROFL

[ih8nubsathalo3]

So the trick is buying a whole bunch of oldspice and layering it on yourself??? I'm gonig to be the new Paul Rabil!

[blackitty101]

500 goals just usually wins a game...not always?

[Aquafrostsheke]

@blackitty101 Not always, if the other team has Old Spice. lol. However your best chance at winning is to have old spice your self

[blublahblah]

HAAAA had a test today. it had a question i didnt understand so i put "Old spice guy" i got a question mark :( noob teacher

[karabara88]

These are pretty much awesome, thank you for this!

[poepzak2]

It's obvious.

Just do the math!

Will math make u win?

No!

Old Spice does!

Stacking Old Spice products even ensures it

Now go an try it,

You have tried it, and scored Millions of points.

I have made my point and you proven my point by making points.

[noyehjeff1]

Wow You are one hot Man...... I am a woman and you could sell me old spice any day!!!!

[randombeing95]

hey spice guy are what some people say you are ex : you were created by chuck norris and is gaining power by the second and soon you too will have to fight in 2012 if so how will it feel to fight your creator p.s i did not think of this it is just a question

[aiedail725]

Chuck Norris Pees Old Spice Body Wash

[bobkin611]

@Macerle does that mean i'm gay ? P.s. I hate gay people .

[Macerle]

YES, it is possible! You can be attracted to him even if you are a straight men. Do you want to know why?

Look at your girlfriend, now look at the screen, look at your hot next door neighbor, now look at the screen, look at your really hot work colleague, now look at the screen.... you see!

[mononcleroger]

mathematics are now diamonds

[Poweryouup]

@OldSpice : Why isn't Old Spice avalable in my country?:(

[VeonThief]

500 goals only USALLY wins the game

[Krisg9994]

I only got 1000 Assits!!! DAMN THAT GOALIE! HE WAS USING FRESHERSHISHT!

[ZAROBECK]

I only scored 0.5 goals... LIARZ!

[Auftragskiller123123]

Can you make a clip for me? :D

would be nice.

Greetz from Germany

[DeviousMistress]

4 people lost the game. Now 5.

[loongty]

logical haha

[Wiseman108]

Chuck Norris created old spice from his sweat, because it's smell was so manly that it made other guys into real men. However due to Chuck Norris' inability to advertise to normal humans without causing them to implode, he made The Old Spice Guy from his genetic code and gave him the majority of his powers. Now the Old Spic Guy is gaining power at a rapid speed and may soon grow stronger than Chuck Norris, in the year 2012 they will have to battle, the confrontation may destroy the Multiverse.

[junk4dimeji]

@Wiseman108 Whoa!... thats a lot of something from nothing... ROTFL!.. Nice one!

[randombeing95]

@Wiseman108 THAT SOUNDS FUCKING EPIC

[willdestroya]

@Wiseman108 you crasy ass MOFO hahaha

[redsky43]

@Wiseman108 "The One"

[TheYinyangbroz]

@Wiseman108 i could see that happening

[clayman648]

@Wiseman108

oh my god yes! I request old spice to make a movie!!!

[UnbalancedGamers]

@Wiseman108 the old spice guy and chuck norris will never fight the would only lock arms

[lFrenzied]

@Wiseman108 LOOOL that was a beautiful response. xD

[ahwerdfw]

@Wiseman108 you are gonna be the prophet of my new religion 

[103teehee]

USUALLY still win the game haha :)

[slidel211288]

i think the typical 'insert chuck norris joke here' comments on youtube are gonna be replaced with 'inset Old Spice man jokes here' very, very fucking soon

[WolfenGamer69]

@slidel211288 lol fuck yeah

[darkpowrjd]

500 goals will still win the game for you...and flood the rink with a sea of hats.

[WolfLover988]

Usually.

[Zhin0mega]

lol

[keVinruLezkg]

cant argue with his math

[clueless301]

Sooo, Old Spice benefits the goalie more, and wouldn't benefit the player at all if the goalie is using a double Old Spice and the player is using a Double Old Spice as well.

[linkvsnaruto]

4 people only used the old spice wash

[attackcat109]

but i thought u said when 2 men that meet with old spice on collide and create an even more power manly man...

[HiRAx999]

pause at 0:30 to see his "O" face.

[MufcAnts]

Chuck Norris is only Chick Norris because he uses Old Spice. Without it he is nothing.

[Tubahero1]

well, I play goalie.... fuck

[arranjp123]

use of Old Spice is banned during Olympic events

[GracefulWalrusPK]

rock paper scissors, except with the dioderant, and body wash

[CAsunrise]

usually

[Starbladek]

*puts comment about diamonds and horses*

[r0ninKai]

Some of you people seem to be under the impression that Chuck Norris isn't using Old Spice. tsktsktsk naive souls.

[DiseasedSquidwurd]

I think this calls for a PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH POWER!

[JonezCola]

@DiseasedSquidwurd or how bout some... DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRRRRR!!!!

[Bartoman7]

@DjStrangle707 No, because he most likely uses old spice too. You'll only cancel each other out. Or the world will explode.

For obvious reasons, that hasn't been tested yet.

[DjStrangle707]

If i use Old Spice,Will i be Able to Kill Chuck Norris?

[zabuzafan101]

old spice is the reason chuck norris is so awesome

[redshadowsword]

Old spice is the new steroids.

[VanitasXGod]

soooooo logically graaghhghhg *pop*

[pengo1324]

Dear Mr Old Spice Man,

i am 11 years old and I want to know if i can use old spice and score thousands of goals like adults. Or does it only work for adults?

From Pengo1324

[greysion]

ROFL... danm he is always so funny xD

[Thomasbki]

HOCKY IS NOW DIAMONDS.

[ahappymonkey]

is he still making these videos? he is....amazing

[MrOmNomNom99]

@ahappymonkey no unfortunately he stopped... :(((((((

[LeonZapphire]

@ahappymonkey Watch the video titled "Re: Everyone | Old Spice", I'm pretty sure that's the last one he made.

[ki6eki]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS GENIUS

[Brody423]

i copy and pasted the link and my computer is now diamonds... fml???

[xceis]

NHL teams don't even score a thousand goals in a season let alone a single game...

[Sarackosmo]

@xceis

/facepalm

[highgot]

1000 GOALS IS NOW DIAMONDS

[ElBarto3131]

The goalie is now diamonds!!

[Smidyness]

"it will sadly let you only score 500 goals, but this will usually win the game for you

[Dxthegod]

Great, now even the greatest Man ever to exist has made me lose The Game >________<

[TheJade345]

The goals are now diamonds!

[GamerUnleashed]

"Usually win the game for you"

What sport are you thinking of that usually wins at 500? O.o

[felttoaster]

@GamerUnleashed Hockey durrr

[jjhoops023]

@GamerUnleashed All of them... SWAN DIVE!

[baval5]

@GamerUnleashed any sport he plays with his dozens of equally manly compatriots and their adoring and very beautiful lady friend cheerleaders of course

[burngwngs]

LOL, that was a good one.

[PoisonPeachPit]

Only usually.

[DarkSigiles]

...resulting in only 500 goals, which sadly is not a thousand goals but will usually still win the game for you... lol.. 500 goals in a hockey match would be a sight to see indeed

[Boom1chaching]

@DarkSigiles well he said USUALLY win the game... i wanna see a game where 500 goals didnt win!

[OokamiXxAkki]

@oldspice what would happen if a woman used old spice? O.o

[maniacnick90]

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."

[maniacnick90]

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

[Delcaroll]

the goalie enemy uses lady scented bodywash !! XD

[jackfucker1]

this is just an endless circle, i reached to this 49 of 185, but i just can't take it anymore.

[eChinChinradio]

ahhaha genius!!!



[Tyger2393]

THE GOALIE ENEMY IS NOW DIAMONDS.

[oOcrazy95Oo]

@oldspice

hello :)

your randomness is even greater than mine :P

can you tell me the funnyest joke ever that inclueds a monkey

thankyou

p.s. monicle smile !!! ? :) ↓

[GaeaRage]

The goalie is now DIAMONDS

[Corey2323]

"You will only score 500 goals which is, sadly, not 1000, but will still usually win the game for you"

[climberman12345]

"if i use old spice before my hockey games will i score thousands of goals?"

no. but you will score with thousands of women.

[YungQ89]

the puck is now DIAMONDS

[AOB273]

@itsmehunter92

I wasn't talking back to the old spice guy. I was just pointing out a possible mistake. If it was mistake? It couldve been a test to see if we were paying attention....

Old spice guy!!! Was this a test?!?!

[FlyinPlatypus]

this guy makes hokey interestimg

[FlyinPlatypus]

@FlyinPlatypus hockey

[CCrockett86]

lol, 500 will usually win the game. i love these

[Downy101DS]

you cant block goals, u can block shots. but everything else is great. <3

[AOB273]

If both goalie and player used old spice body wash than in a thousand shots shouldn't the player score 500 and have 500 saved... So the performance would be split 50/50 rather than either one winning outright as they are both using it and not the goalkeeper saving every shot like old spice guy said as this would be a total win for the goalkeeper and the outfield players old slice useage would be a total waste??

[ScaryToothBrush]

@AOB273 u eat horse chode

4 at a time.......

[itsmehunter92]

@AOB273

what the hell makes you think you have the right to talk back to him?



[agrabou2011]

Only 500... maaaaan

[NeroZero2009]

Old Spice is the reason why Chuck Norris is hiding.

[FatherTime89]

@NeroZero2009 Chuck Norris was just a regular man who dipped into this guy's personal stash of Old Spice.

[hizzleboy12]

@NeroZero2009 This guy can kick Chuck Norris' ass!!!!

[deogrou]

@NeroZero2009 xd That's the best comment I've ever read in my life !

[Firearmor]

@NeroZero2009 Chuck Norris is too busy testing their new products.

[Lycon721995]

@NeroZero2009 dont diss the chuck

[BloodShot9001]

@Lycon721995 yeah man! interweb high five! *interweb high fives Lycon* Ok, people, i love the Old Spice guy as much as everyone esle. But just pretend for a second that Chuck Norris used Old Spice. Could the world handle such manly man in addition to the Old Spice guy? Or would they have to fight to the death with their manliness until one survived while the other basked in the glory of the war-torn world that they created with the fight? Either way, who wins? The answer is quite simply, yes.

[cocacolatroy]

play for the red wings plz !!!!

[YoshiFan300]

I bet later all the other sports players' are going to wear Old Spice and they'll be a riot in each and every game.

[To411u]

but what if the goalie uses deodorant but not the wash instead?

[alegisis]

I like him.

[Kankles2013]

trumped by deodorant

[93lobos]

he must be gods son if he can do amazing this like he says he does

[drizzt5555]

This is my favorite out of them all but they are all SOO good.

[khaliem15]

the man's logic is flawless

[Raxerm]

@khaliem15 the man HIMSELF is flawless.

[sargentaaron2004]

@khaliem15 He's like a very handsome version of spock or Tuvok...

[johnny21usaf]

usually...

[XXxZAKKxX]

@Jonnyriddlin1 lol u like lol have lol no life lol. But if you do lol its not okay lol

[1yea2yea3yea]

i freaking love these videos!:D

[dawnaliliaa]

or....you could bring your hockey stick into the shower with you and double wammy your opponents butt. ;D

[wildstar25]

Old spice, what does the scouter say about your manliness level?

[ZeoDS]

@wildstar25 The scouter is now diamonds. does that answer your question?

[magicpoptartss]

"USUALLY" still win the game for you.

[Reapent]

if the opposing goalie enemy LOL

[leog1994]

HAHAHAH!!

[EvaBeKewl]

This is a sarcastic tribute to all you jackasses that do this shit on every fucking video.

***monotone*** "the hockey puck is now diamonds."

[SFownsall]

4 people are supporters of female scented body washes.

[linnaldo17]

AFTER ALL THIS SHIT I THINK IM GOING TO BUY OLDSPICE.

[UndisputeD323]

@linnaldo17 me too me friend, you just cant resist it that long...

[totalpker33]

1 person missed the like button

[deathxtra]

Yay, math!

[assassintree]

Oh god.... what would happen if Chuck Norris used Old Spice?

[Sar3n7]

I'm definitely going to start buying old spice just because this guy says it will

Make me more manly. I wonder if they have Cologne!!??

[TheMangoberri]

Has the Old Spice Guy ever "Lost the Game?" Cus I just did.

[tim5635]

which sadly, is not 1000 goals =[

[0hBr0therProductions]

damn these guys advertise well, they basically told this guy to buy more products to win the game, and made it funny

[TehLief]

USSUALLY would win the game lol

[WonderWomanFan4life]

lol that was funny. I must remember to watch this when I am drunk.

[cesaramoga]

summarizing: with old spice, women became more horny, men mainly (or gay) and gays into women! Oldspice man 4 president of the universe! Monocle smile!

[bajondy]

lol under the influence

[69middlesexroad]

the one person who disliked this uses lady scented body wash

[RenoZemrak]

i would vote him 4 president

[motownazn]

USUALLY win the game, just usually, of course.

[mfggrep]

hahahahaha this one is incredibly funny

[HaydenHatTrick]

@sLeighTkiLLa omg, someone disliked :P

[laxhockeyplaya17]

i am houndshockey71 on twitter and i thought this was hilarious when he made the video, i love these commercials he should run for president! like this if you think it should be Isaiah Mustafa for president!

[zamliman]

Science

[aliedesuacido]

@oldspice have you ever ridden horseback through the tundras of egypt while fighting a bangal tiger with a makeshift spear you made out of palm leaves and beef jerky?

[gallademan12]

take a bath 2 times :D

[meandrog02]

I am ROLFMAO

[SmkSimonC]

i jusr lol at you

[ggqbc]

BRETT FAVRE wears old spice by the sounds of it

[batvon39]

...and this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. the unstoppable force puts on some old spice deodorant.

[TerraAoi]

usually will win the game... only usually

[ngilford1]

It will result in 500 goals, which sadly is not a thousand goals, but will still usually win the game for you.

[jorgenvons]

dude, these are soo great.

[Sorakahchay]

Will using old spice get my power level OVER 9000!?

[tristanbruv]

@Sorakahchay what? :|

[KRASFA]

@OldSpice what would YOU do with a klondike bar?!

[BA4EvEr93]

you stand EXACTLY in the same spot in each one of these videos haha...love these btw they are becoming a daily thing every time i log on haha there is a new one every hour!