Mayonnaise is not an instrument

[Castlehair]

I ask the same thing all the time

[DeathBySkullfucking]

Oh Gosh, think it´s better in german.

[TheRealJymeeCasual]

do sexual instruments count?

[ilovemutemath]

that horn has a slide and three valves

wat

[AbelTheWallace]

Dor amusement, press 4, then 7.

[mikey100swim]

The better question is: How the fuck is Sandy gonna play a saxaphone?

[wasted42db]

wen spongebob didn't suck and he didn't act all fruity

[coolman5242]

@wasted42db spongebob was always fruity, what you talkin bout?

[iwaswithyourmum]

First heard this from snails

[NovelistMusic]

change.org/petitions/congress-­allow-mayonnaise-to-be-a-music­al-instrument#

SIGN THE PETITION! LET THE WORLD KNOW!

[ShiitakeWarrior]

Today's lesson:

Condiments ≠ Instruments

[fireboy242]

blah! blah! blah! blah!

[darknesslover123]

change.org/petitions/congress-­allow-mayonnaise-to-be-a-music­al-instrument# PETITION IT!!!!!!! SIGN IT! :D MAKE IT RIGHT FOR PATRICK!!

[SorryGreenGlory]

"Do instruments of torture count?"

"No"

"Is Justing Beiber an instrument of torture?"

[Seahawkfan05]

WHY IS THERE NO FULL VERSION OF THIS SCENE!? :(

[SKippySounds]

my favorite part was when they said "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............"

[ConelradNation]

First 5 seasons of Spongebob FTW.

[uFearZ]

0:05-0:10

What happens in my English Class

[Truth3DD]

thumbs up if you thought mayo vvas a instrument

[PELONCAST]

5 people have been tortured by plankton

[qwerty785231]

I RAISE MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN HAY-OH CAN I PLAY MAYO

[need4speed209]

is YouTube a instrument?

[PELONCAST]

5 PEOPLED HAVE BEEN TORTURED BY PLANKTON

[CowboysandMileyfan]

Patrick: Is Justin Bieber an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Justin Bieber is not an instrument.

*Patrick raises hand again*

Squidward: Ke$ha is not an instrument either

[Haryomu]

In german it sounds even funnier xD

[hackensac]

@oOwls

Yes

it also teaches us that Horseradish in NOT an instrument either.

[MaxSandefer]

@dlf619

You rub it on the bread.

[fatimamusic13]

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH."

[JMSF32]

What about Mustard?

[Jpoole322]

Mainnaise isn't, but Mayones is actually an instrument...

[megotsawii]

news to me...

[TheKillroy2001]

while*



[TheKillroy2001]

4 likes and....I yell this to my music teacher whil on the roof of a train.

[dlf619]

...How exactly do you "play" the mayonaise?

[0storyofmylife0]

 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah :}

[TheGreatPianoMan]

Guys, he said he doesn't own the copyright, OBVIOUSLY he can use it then. It's the new thing, just say you don't own the copyright then you can use it :3

[bobegnops1100]

I'm in band I'm going to say that

[FrivolousShara]

rotfl i still love this

[Tx266]

In music class a few weeks ago, my teacher asked if any of us had played a musical instrument before. I then asked my teacher "is mayonnaise an instrument?"

[GBAura]

@Tx266 What did she say?

[Tx266]

@GBAura "No Tyler, Mayonnaise is not an instrument."

[JayBarrington]

Does Horse radish even exist???

[Nidhogg258]

@JayBarrington yeah, its a lot like mustard

[JayBarrington]

@Nidhogg258 thnx for the info cuz I really dont belive half of what this show is saying

[airbus417]

@Nidhogg258 I thought it was green, or am I thinking about relish?

[dragoons9009]

Perfect show to turn Americans into dumbies. ;D

[purpleassassins13]

"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

[MrsCaliyah]

Umm did you se at the end when he was all like "i do not claim this video clip" he said that is was used for educational purposes lol

[LordArie92]

How is Sandy going to play that thing?

[alecdepalect]

@LordArie92 yeah :D

[SmaraNailArt143]

I disagree. 

[midgetdharris3]

Epic moment at the beginning

Blah Blah Blah Blah

[SaiyanAscent]

ಠ_ಠ

[JhamPowL19]

Patrick- Is my dick an instrument? Because your mom is blowing it...

[ZudeXbox360]

since when did pizza become a vegetable?

[YouAreABunghole]

best days of my childhood/teen years..

[jackineedo]

tpain : is autotune an instrument?

squidward: no and grills aren't an instrument either.

[MooMooTheresacow]

Thumbs up if u would play the mayona's if it were an actual instrument

[ImAwesomeHaHaHa]

>intended for educational use only

[Seany1616]

INTENDED FOR EDUCATIONAL USE LOL. i guess there's a lot of people that dont know this.

[Mauro1897]

americans with their retarded congress jokes lol LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!

[angel12345667]

Blah blah blah blah blah!

[nuclearzeon]

It would be so funny if at the end of the episode Patrick was playing mayonnaise jars instead of drums.

[HannahBoltForever]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Nope, Chuck Testa.

waitwut.

[AlphaVoice10]

Yes, mayonnaise is an instrument.

[descenderofterresia]

Watcha' talking 'bout, Squidward? I have a rock-ass band consist of mayonnaise, horse radish, mustard and ketchup! Our fans find our music simply delectable.

[analiz12100]

patrick: is my dick an instrument because your mom was blowing it last night

[donnyohakam]

@analiz12100 touch crowd!

[analiz12100]

@donnyohakam lol

[oOwls]

"This video is for educational use," It teaches us that mayonnaise is not an instrument?

[SuperPotatoLand]

I said this in Band Class once...

I got a detention.

[IrrelevantHero]

I love how you sit here and claim that you own Spongebob. YOU DO NOT OWN SPONGEBOB! Nickelodeon is the copyright holder! Infringement!!!!! You're going to jail son!

[msboss997]

@IrrelevantHero If you took the time to look at the info, he says he doesn't own it dumbfuck.

[abridgedfan9578]

@IrrelevantHero Holy crap youre stupid he says he doesnt own it in the description. are you so ignorant that you fail to read the simplest of sentences?

[IrrelevantHero]

@abridgedfan9578 @msboss997

Both of you are fucking RETARDED

It's incredible how slow you must be to have missed the fact that I was obviously joking..

[abridgedfan9578]

@IrrelevantHero no my friend jokes are funny that was a sad attempt for attention which i knowingly gave to you. youre welcome. n_n

[IrrelevantHero]

@abridgedfan9578 I'm not your friend bitch, and you're just trying to play it off like you knew the whole time. It was a joke because he said He didn't own it like 50 times and I was just messing with him. You come in here and get your fuckin panties in a wad cus you're too slow to see I was joking .. Jesus, do something productive and stop criticizing people's comments on Youtube. n_n

[abridgedfan9578]

@IrrelevantHero What we're not friends? Awww. T^T Anyway like i said that was no joke cause jokes are funny. Also i'd LOVE to do something productive but its my day off. n_n

[IrrelevantHero]

@abridgedfan9578 Damn, do you honestly have to bust my ass to make your pathetic self feel better? How sad..

Don't try hide the fact that you thought I was serious you dumb fuck. The fact you failed to pick up that I was kidding makes YOU ignorant.

ANYONE could have guessed that I wasn't being serious..

& It's your day off??.... OH is that a joke?? Too bad it wasn't funny. n_n

[abridgedfan9578]

@IrrelevantHero no actually it wasnt it was literally my day off. ^-^ Anyway i've just realised that we're having a flame war on a spongebob clip so if it pleases you i'll say I didnt realise you were joking. Does that make you happy? Because this is really boring now and ive got skyrim to play. n_n

[Sorsx]

This is essentially Freshman,at Band Camp.

[Pokemon38523]

do comments of torture count?

[FierceElectric]

blah blah blah blah blah blah!

[NinjaFail96]

I used to play the mayonnaise...then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Mauro1897]

Is mayonnaise is not an instrument?

- Well... LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!

[thebob650]

My favorite part is when Patrick asked if Mayonnaise was a instrument.

[MisterOhashi]

@thebob650 wow, that was my favorite part too! Were practically twins!

[MrManxandjamok1]

SWEET VICTORY!!

[tannerbananer69]

0:17 lol

[bombardier561]

how is this educational. its still funny as all get out though

[MrZachgonz]

@bombardier561 It educates people in the fact that Mayonnaise is not an instrument nor is Horseradish.

[mjangelvortex]

@bombardier561 Because it educates people on how mayonnaise is not an instrument.

[CAPSLOCKBRO]

Patrick - typical trumpet player.

[TaTaTheMusical]

Is instrument a mayonnaise?

[wuhtsup]

"educational use" 0:28 rofl

[Awesomeness9003]

If pizza is a vegetable, then mayonnaise should be an instrument.

[LemonMerigueTie]

best episode

[angelgirl123ify]

Jesus christ this is amazing

[10AceOfSpades01]

Back when Spongebob was good.

[skatenskeezy]

whoever dislike this should die in hell

[Godlikemike1995]

@skatenskeezy  I wanted to die in hell so i disliked this video. it was very funny though. i enjoyed it a great deal. has always been one of my favorite scenes.

[YukoCute]

@skatenskeezy well you cant die in hell apparently hell is constant torture. but yes i do agree with your point

[rockstorm96]

It's good for you

[blueeyedlily1]

i remember being in like 1st grade when this came out and my mom still says this to me to this day and im a senior in highschool. "is mayonnaise an instrument?"

[insanitor37]

If you notice, at the end, the disclaimer says the video was for educational purposes.

[ramennoodlefantasy]

Well I consider the Clarinet to be an instrument of torture. Sounds all odd and squeaky. So yes Plankton, the answer is yes. Squid you fail!

[gammerguy1995]

and pizza isn't a vegtabell and of discussion

[nvlaxerg54]

@gammerguy1995 Let me rephrase that. "And pizza isn't a vegetable eaither end of discussion."

[Vibros870]

Chuck Norris can play the mayonnaise, and the horseradish.

[ricksterlollolololol]

sandy with the saxophone at 0:25

[SgtHydra]

Flagged for violating my copyright.

[bcb0xer]

is my dick an instrument? cus ur mom was blowing it last night

[Parsignia]

It may be a vegetable apparently.

[hawaomar100]

The way he says "mayonnaise" is just so...awesome 

[RogerVhees]

Best episode of spongebob, ever

[xx24x7xx]

Patrick: Is mayonnaise is not an instrument?

Congress: Well, I don't see why not.

[CoDjoethecouch]

i didnt get why they were saying "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" but now i do because when you walk into a big place where people are at and they are talking you cant understand what all of them are saying so it sounds like blah blah blah..

[ANSWERisSEVEN]

Look at his tuning slide! Holy FLAT!

[scaryguy004]

but i've been playing mayonnaise and horseradish all of my life!

[govey24]

Let's face it, Patrick raises one of life's biggest questions there...

[TrunksTrevelyan]

The best part is obviously the beginning, because they're all LITERALLY saying "blah blah blah".

[MissHockeyChick98]

Ahahaha made for educational purposes XD

[keggie09]

Maybe Patrick....

Congress made Pizza a vegetable. So i dont see why not.

[MrSombreroProduction]

Why does sandy have a trumpet? She cant play it with that bowl over her head

[PMdutch]

@MrSombreroProduction saxaphone* ...

[lordgman1]

Last year a kid in my band class (his name has actually Patrick) ask this and my band director was like: ಠ_ಠ

[Ofallthings089]

Patrick- "Is pizza a vegetable?"

Congress- "Well I don't see why not!"

[MrLolbuds]

@Ofallthings089 Reddit repost.

[layzrfyztcreations]

This scene is better in german.

[FlawdaFootball]

How long before the US Congress decides to make mayonnaise an instrument?

[TBiscutProductions]

i jut made a dubstep remix of this.... PLEASE ceck it out om my channel

[PresidentDRCI]

I peg to differ Squidward! I played the mayonnaise for 2 years before switching to the horseradish!

[wolfpackr552]

@PresidentDRCI agreed. i happen to be a professional mayonnaise player. i do recognize the beautiful sounds of the horseradish too.

[YazRosePop]

omg love this so funnyyyy

[iarepatrickguy]

Is Windows Movie Maker an instrument?

[TheiiPodmini]

In a cosmic sort of way yes

[PhoenixFirebreath]

Patrick Star: true classic :)

[StopTryingKid]

A better question is "How the fuck is sandy going to play that thing"

[imgoingtobarf]

Theres an insider to this....i know there is..

[RandomRobloxian]

I'm asking people this question on omegle spy mode right now.

[bigres23]

I like how they're literally saying BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA

[daisukimonoro]

ketchup, mayo, mustard and wrelish are all instruments.

[empoleon9711]

1 person thought mayonaise was an instrument

[pondorii]

Gintama anyone?

[ForceRcnMarine]

Is my dick and instrument? Because your mom was blowing it last night =T

[WGrande229]

yes patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument.

[Kizales]

How the hell is Sandy going to play a fucking saxophone?!

[TheStache11]

bazinga!

[Seraph825]

The best lone from the best scene from the best years of used to be the best cartoon, all said by the best animated character of all time. (IMO)

[Pesy14]

I wish i could go hangout with patrick for a day

[Gavin17259]

The way Patrick says "Mayonnaise" is hilarious

[consciousmixture]

Hahaha, "blablablablabla" xD Reminds me of South Park: "Rubblerubblerubblerubble"

[tyobfarty]

1 person is not an instrument

[rockskaterdudeperson]

lol... "This clip is intended for educational use" 0:28 lines 3 - 4

[MF0TY]

Mayonnaise not an intstrument? He's obviously not using it properly. :P

[MBannon14]

if im ever in this situation i will say this

[webkinzlover93ify1]

xD lol bla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla bla bla bla blabla bla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla bla blabla

[Reaper1722]

Lol at plankton.

[BTella3]

NOTICE: i do not claim this video, yada yada yada, this clip is intended for EDUCATIONAL use, and was not produced with the intent to infringe on copyrights of the respective holders hahahaha

[RouldTimet]

1 person can't play Mayonnaise.

[dj73171]

the next time i go to music class ill say is mayonnaise an instament

[dira6789]

I luv da whole mayonnaise thing

[sydbap21]

This is like my favorite scene ever!

[joezibblefritz]

The best part is STILL that somehow--nobody knows how--but somehow, Squidward knew that Patrick's second question was going to be "Is horseradish an instrument?" Looks like Squid knows Pat more than he's letting on...

[MrSpence341]

@joezibblefritz I am actually thinking about your comment. Many people overlook Squidward's horseradish statement, but youre quite right. That was deep of you.

[etovakala]

@joezibblefritz Which is kind of scary, as it was established pretty early that Patrick is not only slightly dumb but is verging on the psychotically insane.

[theshebrony]

@joezibblefritz well, Patrick isn't exactly the most complex of individuals in the first place.