Kinect: The Greatest Anything Ever (Parody) [HD]

[TheMashKETCHUP]

"just like the wii did 3 years ago" LOOOOOOOOOL

[OopsYouFailed]

Kinect is surely fun :P When a girl is playing, you can enjoy that ass.

[caduvai]

Just like the Wii did 3 years ago... LOL

[davidsonchamps2009]

don't try to find more room in those jeans. They make your ass look great

[ItsMrSchnappi]

I love the Kinect. It's so bad.

[kkvstip]

The Kinect is the ONLY thing i LOVE abt the Shit-box, just sad tht it dnt belong to PS sighs

[TheSUBGAMER]

kinect=cancer

[aciddouche]

Why am I having to watch the Apollo 18 ad before every video?!? This is getting ridiculous!!!! Why did you have to sellout YouTUBE? You were sooooooooo much better before google bought you!

[xshalludiex]

@aciddouche Firefox > Add-ons > Adblock Plus.... It takes as much time to install as it takes to watch one youtube ad. Down with intrusive advertising!

[patsybob]

You know what's worse than people hating on things, its the people getting emotional and arguing with them!

[smackmabitchup]

this humor is for 3 years olds lol

[JRgamervideos]

...meanwhile PC gamers laugh at the stupidity consoles come up with =)

Bow down to PC gaming inferior console n00bs lol.

[SirAwesumness]

@JRgamervideos get laid much? jk 

[JRgamervideos]

@SirAwesumness I'm only 17, so that's out of the question at this point of time, come another year...well...yeah =)

[SirAwesumness]

@JRgamervideos im just kidding dude

[27shades]

Kinect is for little kids and bored moms. Playstation move actually has REAL games.

[OscarEz]

@27shades Playstation move? Never heard of it

[ValiantVendetta]

@27shades Pfft, you still look like a fuckwit using it.

[YouSoundBored]

"Trying to find a little more room in those jeans..."

Lol

[mateofr]

I like how the video takes it time to load while the advertisment play automatically without loading.

[AnimatedTdot]

@mateofr whats that all about

[marine5546]

"....to helping you be ready the next time your significant other won't listen" LMAO

[geckorus10]

I tried kinect, and couldn't stop pausing and unpausing the game or opening the dashboard. Then when I tried to watch a movie it decided I didn't want to skip scene but rather loop the same scene over and over again.

This is something I'd expect from a device in it's beta stage.

[TheAtomix12]

when did our cable,computer and phone stopped working ? fuck kinect

[holdenmcrutch]

Didn't include eye toy?

[pastah1988]

Or slowly counting the days until menopause sets in.. just marvelous

[Steviedude12]

It is't called copying it's called INOVATION

[suzlove151]

HIA



[JosephSeall]

Calls the black people brown animals if you hit 2!

[JosephSeall]

Hit 2 for a racist comment

[hassanandzaza]

@adolfobjr what do you mean xbox sucks?! sony were gettin scared about the kinect sales so they brought out a dildo that lights up =/

[xXxSHADOW58xXx]

Girl ass :D

[adolfobjr]

Xbox sucks all about ps3

[GoGoggansGo]

@adolfobjr true dat

[vxxlxD3MONxlxxv]

@adolfobjr PS3 copies off of wii while the nintendo 3DS copied off of the 3D televisions while xbox 360 copies nothing but motion sensors!

[littledude743]

@vxxlxD3MONxlxxv uh xbox copied the original playstation with the controller and controls and well just everything except the inside of it

[vxxlxD3MONxlxxv]

@littledude743 Umm and they copied off of the xbox 360 with the newer model because it looks plastic like the old xbox 360 and shit so they basicly just switched looks!

[littledude743]

@vxxlxD3MONxlxxv no they didn't the ps2 looked like the original xbox and ps3 and xbox do not look the same

[littledude743]

@vxxlxD3MONxlxxv wait can we stop this whole sony copied microsoft and microsoft copied sony they both copied each other in some way

[henery1231]

@vxxlxD3MONxlxxv i agree

[forlorndivinity]

Lol at people arguing about games and gaming console accessories

[4everCoD1]

Why do people always say the wii started games where you need to "move" the playstation started it with the eyetoy for the ps2 and that was before al this wii stuff and kinect stuff.

[deg2684]

@4everCoD1 u are wrong nintendo start that with the pc camera for gameboy xddd on black and white hahah

[deg2684]

@4everCoD1 and before that nintendo had the zapper and the track and field with his rug, and after the superscope xd nintendo always had games when u had to move xd

[TurtleNutsFMA]

Anybody know the song playing?

[140596connor]

dont people realise that motion controls fail every time

[JMacDBeast]

Wii takes controller dipshit. Kinect is actually pretty good you didnt say anything bad about it you were just being a dickweed. Worst parody i found yet

[RileyHuey16]

@JMacDBeast you dont bash something in a parody you're just really sarcastic with it.

[Thearegina1]

ps'3 !!!!!

[mrcheesecaketime]

harry potter!!! <3

[woodyshea]

actualy it still is

[zoneracar18]

LMAO 'Or slowly counting a way until medopause sets in'

[vickimec]

Actualy it was 4 years ago

[Deadsmile100]

@vickimec this is a day from exactly a year old video

[d00nieman]

people who buy or bought kinect are fucking morons

[BLitzRunner77]

i dont think people get that is supposed to be funny and the makers of this dont care if they are wrong about everything they say..CUZ ITS FUNNY

[runnerxx8]

GOD DAMN those jeans are tight

[colin9413c]

umm, people are forgetting that this doesn't require a controller. first of its kind people, and don't even to mention the eye toy. its awful

[itzdagamer]

@colin9413c You know the best thing about a controller? You can play while sitting down! >_>

[colin9413c]

@itzdagamer lol but that's why America is getting so fat.

[vickimec]

Except wii had a fucking controler

[GreenCakeLazer]

did he say wii or weed????????????????

[Shirayuki619xYuuki]

HAHAH XD

[AniMealCrossZing]

Everytime i watch these parodies I feel some sort of way because Im laughing the whole time about the losers who buy this stuff, when I have wii, wiifit, and the kinect at home. xD

[rbn18nxn]

hahaha boyfirend did look alil pedophile like lol hahaha and her jeans were pretty tight lol love it sooo funny

[uniquethegreat305]

lmfao "Kinect, Its Bringing People Together Just Like The Wii Did 3 Years Ago" Lol Wow I Find This Very Funny Because I have A Kinect

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

The greatest fail ever

[Funkdogg]

am i old fashioned if i just prefer sitting in a sofa with a beer and holding a controller? if i wanna be fit i just go outside or the gym.

with the controller i just even play while lying in my bed. kinect might be fun for kids

[orkenuu]

@Funkdogg even that i am a kid i still preffer sitting all the day on my pc and play in steam or on wow

[Funkdogg]

@orkenuu and i really don't know what playing in steam or wow means

[orkenuu]

@Funkdogg heh i mean i still prefer playng on counter strike and team fortress or world of warcraft

[Funkdogg]

@orkenuu ow i see. no you can't do that with kinect

[GnagGemar]

I have yet to see something the Kinect can do and the wii cant.

[fafase]

Just like the eye toy did....was that 10 years ago? I got this for Xmas and was waiting on and on for anyhting else than dancing "games". It seems at last this €150 device is going to be usefull with star wars or ghost recon (coming march 2012 damn it).

[ArTeeGamer]

Play the video hold the button 4 for some epicness xD

[feanor]

are they trying to compare kinect with wii ?? wtf

[narclester]

stupit games ... :(

[likeglue69]

lol just like the wii did 3 years ago

[BlackLink27]

@likeglue69 Except with real games, that people actually want to play. Oh, who the hell am I kidding? Gamers are lazy, lazy people. We don't wan't to move. We pretend we want to move.

[Deathbuddy9]

@likeglue69 nintendo makes it and microsoft and sony perfect it.

[4everCoD1]

@Deathbuddy9 nooo sony makes it an nitend copy's it and then microsoft and sony perfect it so sony is winning

[Deathbuddy9]

@4everCoD1 The fuck it is. Fuckin fanboy. Sony, in my opinion is in second place.

[armandraynal]

@likeglue69 just like the ps2's eyetoy 6 years ago...

[dukeyxxyz]

@armandraynal Just like the power glove did 22 years ago

[armandraynal]

@dukeyxxyz a glove and a camera ...

[sniffleSs420]

@armandraynal heey, shhhhhhhhh! jk

[vallu171]

@armandraynal

Not even close.. :DD Kinect is so much better..

[GamerzMalay]

@armandraynal ya like playstation move is wii rip off

[EpicTanooki64]

@armandraynal Just like the Nintendo's Power Glove did 23 years ago...

[Generalkidd]

@EpicTanooki64 Well, technically you could say the Wii's technology already existed 23 years ago as well. They just rebranded it because they ran out of ideas for the Wii. And besides, Kinect is unlike anything we had 23 years ago. People who haven't used it don't fully understand what it can do. They just make assumptions based on completely different technology (Power Glove, PS Eye).

[xRedStingx]

@likeglue69 or just like Playstation did 1 month before.

[ItsSeira]

@likeglue69 I know right.

[MunchyToast001]

Well now your bonind W7 for W8.

[soheilezy]

the wii didnt 3 years aga

[lookatthizthang]

how do you play fighting games on the kinnect?

[ThanosTsagatos]

@2pitbullsandaboxer so you say that if someone plays kinect and someone walks in front it will stop working for ever? are you stupid? if someone walks in front of kinect as long as you are not visible from the camera your avatar wont move at all, I'm sorry to tell you but kinect cant guess your moves ;(

[2pitbullsandaboxer]

@ThanosTsagatos i know that,i was trying to joke around and i should of worded it better,but it DID glitch for me and it made me lul.

[sadistiquemind]

Just like the WII did three years ago...

[Bolaxao9]

Yesterday i was playing kinect football and my shoe hit that mother fucking window! -.-'

[gm771]

0:56 O.O

[jonybony77]

keep pressing 8... Pause sex

[anticlockclock]

HOLD DOWN "4"



[jayparrish1]

Okay a 15 min ad? THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS! JUST LET ME WATCH WHAT I WANT TO WATCH!!! FUCK!

[mam2z]

@jayparrish1 DOWNLOAD FUCKING FIREFOX AND THEN DOWNLOAD ADBLOCK PLUS!

[TeamSioux7]

what happens is u swear at the xbox now? it'll throw a hammer at you!

[WR2seb]

ign stole this

[LordDuckypoo]

hold down 7

[ScytherFanatic93]

kinect, like the eye toy except.....wait it is the eye toy. also haha black people.

[remyrulez]

this commercial is so awesome

[Bitom10]

0:30 bla bla bla but what if the power goes off... tell me genius how do ya play then or watch "your big game" !

[ChevaliersEmeraude]

''just like the Wii did 3 years ago'' - Hilarious! ^_^ Kinda true, too, the Wii came up with interactivity, and now Xbox and PS3 are imitating it! :p

[4everCoD1]

@ChevaliersEmeraude nope ps2 came up with it you morron with the eye toy don't you know anything.

[ChevaliersEmeraude]

@4everCoD1 Well, if you want to call this ''interactivity'', then Nintendo still wins with the Duck Hunt gun anyway!

Which means you lose the argument no matter what! Nice try, thought! :p

[EricThePh3nom]

THIS VIDEO IS AWSOME.....what is a kinect bytheway?

[theLennythatmatters]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MissGirlGurlie]

the xbox kinect is AMAZING! anyone else got it?!

[samljer]

The "significant wont listen" bit was the only funny part in this.

[dalekmun2010]

It's more usable than the Wii, But the Wii is 5 Years old.

[crzune]

@dalekmun2010 Not necessarily, with the xbox connect can be flawed with bigger movements. and plus you'll look like a idiot in some situations.

[dalekmun2010]

@crzune touché

[KNIGHTCleric]

how this thing even works?

[Peryite17]

Thank you Kinect, now I'm ready for the next time my significant other won't listen.

[murcielagogt81]

I've actually played this Kinect crap in stores... so unresponsive!

Note to Microsoft... don't compete in an area where Nintendo will always dominate :)

[danielaHobo]

His voice actually sounds like someone who does commercials

[Timmydatoof93]

Ehh, it's better than a wii. That's not saying much but it is

[NqZRyu]

@Timmydatoof93 Troll ? -.4

[polkafacethegreat]

hahaha love it, but kinect is still sick

[CloseTheDoorNathan]

thumbs up if you understood the popcorn joke ^_^

[pandarsson]

@CloseTheDoorNathan Thumb that comment back down if, whether you got the popcorn joke or not, you're sick and freakin' tired of people begging for thumbs up in their comments.

[CloseTheDoorNathan]

@pandarsson ok

[Feierfox1]

I would rather say "like the PS2 did with Eyetoy 8 years ago!"

[KineticGuy2007]

PFFFFHAHAHAHA!!!!

kids learn important lessons like how to play with wild animal but its only the poachers you need to avoid.

thumbs up if you heard this iswell ^_^

[pokedexdestinyshadow]

@pkmnmaster5152 menopause sets in >_>

[blkblttai]

Hold down 5... Fucksplay! Fucksplay fucksplay fucksplay!

[yourmumscat117]

hold down 4 and look shes ether indian or high

[blkblttai]

@yourmumscat117 What's the difference?

[yourmumscat117]

@blkblttai lolololol r u a comedean

[nasairuka]

omg flying pretzels if u pause the unpaused video and clik 8 haha

[feblack95]

....to helping you be ready for the next time your significant other wont listen

[davidsonchamps2009]

@2hottie69 jesus christ man its just a joke. relax

[halojames1]

kinect is awesome :)

[AllYourNeeds1]

@RezzoGaming

1. Pause than unpause video

2. press 8 so you can see flying pretzels

3. ????

4. PRETZLES!

[machstarfox]

@2hottie69 kinect is garbage.

[bulby1994]

Kinect: It dosen't like the handicaped.

[joey5605]

XBOX: we're better we have KINECT

PS3: we have PlAYSTATION MOVE

XBOX: GAY

WII: wern't you guys telling us a few years ago that movement gaming is gay

XBOX, PS3: SHUTUP

[jondiyolahe]

I love kinect but

i really woulhd love to play with my brother but he is a handicap

sorry Kinect

sony ;)

[Guilherme2239]

7 - Falcon Puuuunch

4 - WOOOOAH Scream

[Nikox96]

I like the ass of the girl dancing at 1:10

[eeveetastic]

@Nikox96 what the fuck you cant even see her ass ahddjbfvlwjfc ALEX

[diizon]

great shit '-'

[xolilangel16]

I played 5 really quick and then 2 and heard "fucks brown animals" :D

[eeveetastic]

@xolilangel16 how the fuck do you do that

[xolilangel16]

keep pressing 8 to see flying pretzels and hear "woahh!" lmaoo xD

[dracoa7666]

if you press 3 then the guy on the left says what the narrator is saying

[SimHarrison]

I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH THIS IF I CAN'T WITHOUT A FUCKING AD.

[haxxpop]

ต่อไปเกมจะไม่ใีช่แค่การกระดิกน­ิ้วอีกแล้วว

[tuxedomask29]

Kinda weird when you press 5 when playing that some random person yells out XBOX Play...

[id104335409]

the punchline was a killer

[IMWINNINGBRO]

you know what I love most about sarcastic gamer videos?, besides the videos that is; it;s reading comments from people who simply don't get the definition of sarcasm.

[Baydude98]

Keep pressing 4 to be scared shitless

[upgrader99]

How did this get 300 dislikes?

[nospa20]

thats true

[ColeyChaosXD]

Press 4

[wistofindu]

press 7 many times fast while playing the video and that little girl will smile like an idiot! :P

[CaitrionaL]

PRESS 2... omg racist!!!

[itsNewgen]

kinect sux pls go play kinect sport and do volleyball just wave with you hand a lil bit both players and it is a endless ga

[Joshloft]

@talkingtomydog subliminal messagesss

[tutubrain]

Pause at 0:27, girl on the left... "derp"