conspiricy theory within the conspiricy theory

[Whisperingtothefire]

holy shit .... the "YOU THINK THERE'S A ___" guy ...you never know..he could have been tellingthe turth o;

[goallines]

Uh you forgot to say goodbye to your little lemon drops

[shado028]

@goallines uhh, yes he did. Check 2:25

[marfg12345]

conspiracy*

[addybinder2011]

DEER DANNY PLEEZE DO A VIDEO ON THE BEST APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK

PLEEZE, DO IT BECAUSE YOUR VOICE MAKES ME HORNY. PLUS I AM A DUDE AND NOT GAY SO IT IS REALLY CONCERNING ME:( :) MABBE U COULD DO A VIDEO ON THAT TOOO

[Shiois]

this.... made me question everything.

[awyeahitsmedude]

what's with Russians danny? xD

[nishtabre]

Well, I don`t know about you guys, but since we have ACTA going on, I`m gonna start believing in every single conspiracy theory there is! STOP ACTA!

[saddvamp]

lol! I LOVED IT! xD great video danny. :D 

[milano1222]

Brate Strasan si , Kad ces u SRbiju da jebemo neke picke!

[awyeahitsmedude]

F*CK! BRB DYING!!! xD lmffaaaooooo!!!

[kayceerose07]

The Matrix is fucking real, man!!!

[Turgidick]

Hey Mr. Danny Sir. Do you read all of these comments? Because if you do then I think you should make a video on sleeping. Why do we need sleep, Danny? My name is Oskar and I am a stranger offline.

[SuperPurplePancakes]

I think youtube should tell us when we have the top comment and on which video it is.....*sigh*

[DarioDeket]

Your MAD

[Jenbrookify]

Danny you should do a video that has all of your differnet voices inside of it

[MorginTheHedgehog]

I'm loling JUST FROM THE COMMENTS

[0vakillr]

when one person has a an imaginary friend they are crazy, but when many people have the same imaginary friend its called religion.

[TheAlfredshin]

Conspiriception

[Ladiesman48321]

YOU THINK THERE IS A CONSPIRACY MAN?! THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY!! ITS JUST SOMETHING THE RUSSIANS MADE TO MAKE US THINK THAT ALL WE DID WAS A LIE MAN!!!!

[juliette9999]

YOU THINK DANNY'S WEARING A T-SHIRT MAN???? IT'S JUST BODY PAINT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE'S WEARING ONE!!

[EpicPotatoHD]

I am now kinda wondering what a conspiracy is.......

[Scrat9518]

Thumbs up if you woke up.

[narwhalsRcool97]

wake up man wake up!

[MsPandaPirate]

You sound like Charlie from 2012. I like this

[HazzaMurray]

:O danny can hear my thoughts !!!!!!!!!

[GRUNGEpunk101]

AAhhh!

My mum was in matrix! I love you!

hahhaha lol!

[lampard696]

32 jews watched this video....

[Yopigirlblain13]

i love how he blames everything on the Russians

[cinosybrick]

You think danny is wearing a shirt in this video man!? There is NO shirt! Its a simulation the russians put on danny to take our eye off of his new videos MAN!!!

[LIGHTZsv]

The Matrix is fucking real!!!

_ haha

[Rob100nokia5800]

conspiriception

[turpinnick99]

It will be too soon if i hear the word MAN ever again.

[Slambergal]

I thought he was gonna say "my mom and my little brother have become concerned about me"

Well, your's works too I guess

[Natenator77]

It's funny how the conspiracy theorists are made to sound so normal. :)

[jonmmadison]

haha we did an improv exercise called "blocking"...haha this is great blocking :)

[TrilbyArts]

what do you have agents mother russia?

[Elibenify]

You think there are JEWS man!!!!

[civil15]

Lol, channeling Chris Farley.

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

Is it weird that i fell asleep and when he screamed "WAKE UP MANNNN!!!!" it woke me up.......?

[duff5000]

This is my fave Gradualreport lol

[MrDeadsea000]

@TheTurbanTV I honestly don't think anyone is gonna lose any sleep over it eh

[NoSpeakieInternet]

The reason (Soviet) Russians were involved in Danny’s fake conspiracy theories is because a some Americans became suspicious of Russia during the cold war. Americans were paranoid over what the Russians were doing so a lot of earlier American conspiracy theories involved Russians. He was just playing the stereotypical conspiracy theorist, not trying to promote Anti-Russian bias.

[iTzzBurnleyX]

@NoSpeakieInternet you seriously just killed the joke of the video :/

[amber9921]

YOU THINK THERES A UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT MAN??? :D

[LimezIncorporated]

Lol acid is one hell of a drug

[jasminutza]

YOU THINK THERE'S RUSSIA MAN?

[ILOVEAVATAR619]

2:19 Random Finger :D

[jdhx3]

Maybe all you retards will believe in conspiracy theories when the new world order is knocking at your doorstep.

[nathan0dj]

2:01 LMFAO

[MizzDaisytheparody]

I saw the chef bouyardi...boyardi....boeyardi­... (whatevers) and thought it was part of his vid...

[Ryuukiba7]

@2:18 middle finger

[SiiLENTxV3N0M]

YOU THINK THERES A SOVIET RUSSIA MAN?

[TheUhDenzo]

holly shit! you so much louder in this video.. wasnt expecting it.

[RobsysGames]

YOU THINK THERE'S A RUSSIA, MAN?! WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED?! YOU NEED TO WAKE UP, MAN!

[DanioOoX]

CONCEPTION

[SuperPurplePancakes]

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia....., "YOU THINK THERE'S A MOON MAN!!!!!! THAT'S JUST SOMETHING USA MADEUP FOR US TO BELIEVE THEY WERE THE FIRST TO REACH IT!!!!

[MrSunnyABD]

@SuperPurplePancakes ''REACH IT MAN''*

[MrRexypup]

this actually has to be your best video it even made my mum cry from laughing so hard

[TheJelenasb]

hey, Danny, since we entered into the year 2012, maybe you could make a video about the Mayan calendar and doomsday? :)

[imasparklydinosaur]

a conspiracy inside a conspiracy... CONSPIRICEPTION.

[101PGBOY]

im russian and all of that is true

[ak47boy22]

1:54 to 2:00 is true

[Gunit740]

@ak47boy22 how do you know?

[techgeek97]

@ak47boy22 stop trolling faggot

[mrsraddliffe]

so i used the moon thing in history today...

now i need to see a nice doctor every week

[gaol12]

@mrsraddliffe lmfao :P 

[loveyoutopgear]

In Soviet Russia, Danny is seen as the new jebus

[sweetlikecandy103]

haha you start this video with groomed hair and at the very end its all messed up

[ManuelAlejandroAlma]

Have you considered being an actor?

[CrimsonTears2177]

@guppiemagic101

Gee, big surprise.

[Uatemydoodle]

THE MAN IN THE MASK MUST BE RUSSIAN!!!

[NicePcRager]

im pretyy sure your name's ddanny

[guppiemagic101]

i am Jewish....... i am offended

[Rockwhispererx]

It's the Russians... They did everything.

[venmon619]

@Rockwhispererx you think there's Russians man

[nzpredatorthegay]

I legitimately just pissed myself watching this. 

[Chikavelli]

meh...



[MrSceneyWeney]

@iluvshanedawson1234

It's from a game called skyrim. When you talk you a guard they sometimes say, " I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a arrow to the knee."

[iluvshanedawson1234]

Ok, one thing I keep seeing on the Internet - on YouTube comments like the one below me, on fml, etc is talking about arrows in knees...I am a total bubble brain, I don't pay much attention to Internet news, SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE ARROWS IN THE KNEE???

[abstractsnipe36]

@iluvshanedawson1234 its a thing on skyrim that a guard says

[10and9chik]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­n!

[blodpung]

O. M. G! You are so fucking sexy, Danny! Mm...

[ajyoville101]

You think theres a DANNY man???!!

[Jimmyboygohome]

@ajyoville101 HE'S JUST SOMETHING THE RUSSIANS CONCOCTED.

[emhill2015]

This is why i love you!! XD

[lexiiboo8]

YOU THINK THERES JEWS?!?! are you retarded man

[ynovache10]

Hi semaj ;D

[123dingfriesaredone]

28 people think the moon is real

[123dingfriesaredone]

He looks like a sexy laywer... Hes funny!!!

[lowfatcriminal]

@OMFGwhatisgoingon that's not true, Bush was at a school when the attacks happened, he was speaking to children in a classroom

[weylin6]

28 people didn't wake up

[technicallyabsurd]

Conspiracy theories in the video, conspiracy theories in the comments

CONSPIRACY THEORIES ERRWHERE MAN

[TheX1805]

You made me laugh so fucking hard.

[vandirk86]

This is in the top 5 best gradualreports ever. BRAVO :D

[Ner0381]

crazy theory danny is me

[OMFGwhatisgoingon]

911 was governmentally planned... if u look at the conference the day before it happened it was all about homeland security and how "terrorist groups" were there to harm the people.. well they didnt win & 911 took place the very next day.Bush was reading a book;didnt care & was imformed that it was taking plac &nothing was going wrong..blah blah blah so now thats why government people can go into ur house anytime of any day without warning,take u,report that u r a terrorist & not get in trouble

[pascalmonnier]

@OMFGwhatisgoingon Don't you even fucking try to turn the comment section into a political debate you douchebag. Go slither back into your hole with your conspiracies.

[OMFGwhatisgoingon]

@pascalmonnier lmao calm down xD no one asked you 2 read my comment haha

[123dingfriesaredone]

@OMFGwhatisgoingon u make it sound like it happened to u personally

[mrsraddliffe]

I'm a robot? WTH?

(i'm jewish)

[MrPizzaOfDeath]

27 people are Russian...

[lorre94]

AMAZING !! YOU WEAR A SHIRT ÖÖ

[annabond222]

@lorre94 amazing isn't it! :D

[rjgullett]

Why did you decide to wear shirts again? I miss you odd half-nakedness.

[GS315ish]

@rjgullett maybe he wants people to want the shirt he has on since it is a "lemon drop" and possibly doesn't wanna do a shameless plug for merchandise???? or maybe it's cold.

[MariaaLCK]

wearing*



[MariaaLCK]

Why are you waering shirts now?



[sierramarie1097]

those darn russians.

[KatastrophicJayy]

2:18

You flippin me off brahh?

[IkkyKyZ]

2:18 thumbs up :D

[GS315ish]

as for the moon thing there would of only needed to be one cameraman. Buzz Aldrin, yeh? weren't meant to be no-one else up there. and i am sure that if the scientists at NASA could get a man on the moon they sure as shit could man a camera on a sound stage. better let you get back to your very imporblah blah blah.

[GS315ish]

of all the videos i have seen of yours, this was truly my least favourite. To insinuate that anyone who believes in a conspiracy is crazy is somewhat ignorant, whichever way you look at it 9/11 was a conspiracy, whether it was the American government behind it or the people that hijacked the plane. A fine example of our governments looking out for our best interests can be found with fluoride, you should do a video about it and you may be surprised what you find.

[ellytheplatypus]

lOl I love this!

maaaaan!

[antinoobcinema]

CONSPIRACY= BARRACK OBAMA



[amyrose1fanteam]

conspiracy-ception?

[haloboy348]

Yeah what he said

[cutiepiedaina]

MAAAAAAAN.

[gazza279]

Right

[TacoCat666]

If you truly loved me, you wouldn't make your hair look fancy, and wear shirts during your videos :(

[DemonGirl565]

MAN!!

[lillarry3]

pfft you think the matrix is real maaan, man that was just like a mind controlling mechanism invented by the nonexistent government maan...wait lol

[Oarnarles13]

lol



[SpriteMaker2011]

YOU THINK THERE'S A YOUTUBE MAN?!!?

[InikiKWAN]

i love you.

[laikamcgee]

MAN!!!



[1nlyon]

LOL, at your face 2:18 mins into the video

[irishforever16]

the matrix IS FUCKING REAL!!!!

[gosumonkey]

:o

[LetsPride]

Yes?

[nerdbird614]

lolololol

[TheNaMa6]

WHEN IN DOUBT

Blame Soviet Mother Russia?

[jamesdobrincic]

WOOO

[33Crashman]

hfhf

[muffins8me]

YOU THINK THERE'S SUCH THING AS A CONSPIRACY THEORY?? THAT'S JUST A TRICK OUR MIND PLAYS ON US BECAUSE OF THE COMPUTER CHIPS THE ALIEN FARMER ROBOTS PLANTED IN ALL OUR BRAINS IN ORDER TO TAKE OUR EYES OFF THEIR ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA!!!!!! MANNNNNNNN!

[RingLord3]

I watched this and I lost some brain cells.

[shiftywizard1]

they should remake the conspiracy theorist, starring danny

[doiamazeyou24]

loving the hair, Danny. :D

[doiamazeyou24]

theres a sound when you make a comment?

[LesTurner123]

I didn't wake up :( ...

[lzabi1]

haha the funny thing is that every conspiracy danny mentioned is practically true....

[MrAwsome514]

Put simply... Conspiracy theory is a trap, and once you fall in only you can pull yourself back out of it. You will only lash out at those who try to help you out of the trap as the trap convinces you that they are your enemy. The real danger is that in order to escape the trap you must first realise that you are in a trap. This is made difficult because the the trap convinces you that it is your friend and that it will protect you from those who it has led you to believe are against you.

[RedFlame19]

@MrAwsome514 no one cares dickhead

[MrAwsome514]

@RedFlame19 On the contrary... You cared enough to reply.

[luckylucy101011]

1:49 DEVIL!!!!!

[MrAwsome514]

Conspiracy theory is often used by con men as a sort of "mental trap" as I like to call them. The conspiracy theory is designed to place the conspiracy theorist who created it as the only viable source of information which the conspiracy's believers can accept. The conspiracy theory most often forces those who believe it to view anyone who speaks against the theory to be part of the conspiracy.

[cottonballbullets]

OMFG it alll makes sense now!!

[ButtonedDownShirts]

nice



[Ilwmoi]

There's no united states government, man ~ I actually support that theory.

[armenchik]

liar



[SOSImAwesome]

If everything is a conspiricy, is what you just said a conspiricy, which makes everything a conspiricy which makes Justin Bieber a conspiricy which makes him not real...HURRAAAAAAY!!

[DudaBAMF]

aaa

[DaKook14]

CONSPIRINCEPTION

[renesajan]

lol

[PaulThePuppetier]

WAKE UP

grab a brush and put a little make up

[WashAllStar8]

YOU THINK THERE'S A MOON MAAAAN?

[jgjghgh]

HEEEEY! I'm from Israel! >:(

[snttlc12]

@jgjghgh He means no disrespect. It's all for a laugh.

[confuzzledgenius1]

r u on crack?

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[thetablematters]

i think if you subscribe to gradualreport youll be happier

YOU THINK THERES A GRADUALREPORT MANN ITS JUST THE RUSSIANS DISTRACTION MAN THEY JUST WANNA RULE THE WORLD MAN DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MAN. 

[lolzzish]

@thetablematters YOU THINK THERES A WORLD? MAAAN WE ARE JUST MINDS FLOATING IN A GLASS JAR MAAN!

[888Nevermore]

Hey Danny watch my vid and can you tell me what language are we speaking? i bet you can't.

/watch?v=I2dFxhR_yUo&feature=g­-upl&context=G238e09fAUAAAAAAA­DAA

[Mettrone]

This is fucking gold this video needs to go viral hahaha

[stevenlezama]

ggg

[nunusaddiction]

omg this video killed me. thoooooooooooooo funny man

[jadenquenza]

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