Microsoft Songsmith

[Hudegonosz]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG­OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

[iloverikku714]

can i sing with you little girl? alone?

[Mynameisnotooo]

"Microsoft, huh? So it's pretty easy to use?"

You owe me a new ass because I laughed mine off.

[ItsMRMONEY]

0:19 sums it up perfectly...

[IndexJazz]

Stunningly stupid. Everyone in this video should be captured and shot.

[caribeary92]

I think the little girl is the only one that can sing even a little. hahaha! So weird!

[deadxpromises]

i finally understand how today's hip hop and pop songs are produced!

[bad666mojo]

The police report a double murder suicide the next day.

[AcoustiksDrumnBass]

Man, I would love to make a song with this and get it signed purely for the lulz!

[BikitRules]

they didn't even completely cover the freakin apple logo. why don't they use a damn dell or something?

[DocteurCube]

Because they are ugly!

[BikitRules]

Finally! Someone who agrees! :D

[ZigmaS2007]

~Please... kill me. For real, i don't know why i saw this.~

[yotienpluche]

the girls computer is a macbook pro, with a flower sticker on the apple logo

[mepantzizonfya]

fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuu

[grimreap792003]

fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uu

[ShivelMoKivel]

Like nails on a chalkboard.

[liamspeed]

oh fuckin shit.

[tristanmorton]

CANCER (the game) CANCER

[Naxwell]

>:[

[Overage2000]

I want to kill that little girl!

[loabjork]

this is worse then mama mia and HSM combined! this is disgusting and makes me want to kill hamsters

[strikerinn]

bwahahahahahahahaha X'D

[tommmik1]

barf !

[vitfirringur]

Jesus christ, mary and joseph having a teaparty in hell.

Holy. Fucking. shit.

All these people should be tortured relentlessly and thereafter murdered with a spoon.

That is the most disgusting shit I have ever heard. That guy looks like a retard with aids, his cheeks all sucked in and shit, and the girl is the embodiment of satan himself.

[31337pcs]

I lol'd. But seriously this shit is sicker then CP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- I raged so hard, and I thought my brain was going to explode when the husband AND wife starting singing.

[DaLinch]

jesus christ, who made this?

[oskar092]

what an annoying little girl

this makes me cringe

[dabburinn]

This Ad is GREAT! I watched it all, and it's something I never do! Great lol.

[thenoobyman]

This sucks!!!!!

[morbidchid]

Wow, so Songsmith can actually help you succeed with your work and even help professional musicians!

Songsmith! The future is NOW!

But seriously, I want to murder the people who did this. This is beyond terrible.

[Mustela13]

LOL

[Wowbagger86]

This is actually one of the best commercials I have ever seen... why?? You watch it don't you? ;) That's the main point of all marketing. If one make a good commercial people will just overlook it all the chaos... make a bad one and people will discuss it, ridicule it, and even upload it! But it will be noticed, and it will trigger peoples curiosity. It's genious, and whoever came up with the idea is almost sertainly promoted ;)

[kiedchan]

A good commercial helps sale...marketing is there to help sales not plumb them...

this ad is really bad, i mean they try to be funny but they are not.

Apple ads are also posted in blogs and stuff their pc/mac parody really worked well...but this is not even close to that :(

i wouldn't buy that piece of software...even if it was cheap...plus when you get a mac you already get garage band wich is a lot better than that....for free

[Wowbagger86]

I never said I think it is a good commercial in the regular way... but that it makes people curious about the program. Still, I wouldn't touch it with a ten feet stick...

[mooney47]

What kind of a father has never heard his daughter sing?

[lbr218]

I always tried to never sing in front of anyone, especially my parents.

[freeradicals]

HA! Lmfao!

[Batabusa]

AAAaaaaaah! The PAIN!

[Slayer0000000009]

Man the sounds are like the ones of the Super Nintendo XD

[InuvikPhil]

"Microsoft? So it's easy to use?"

"Actually it's a complete bitch; it says I need to install a driver? WTF is a driver??"

[JoeMcclyd]

Lol

[tysonayt]

Soooooooooo bad

[ellethelvanui]

This is a slap in the face to musicians who work in programs such as Logic and ProTools. A "Happy" meter? Are you kidding me? Is this a joke?

[thesmileyemo]

looks like someone needs to turn up his happy meter!

[Meluvsgold]

win hahah

But yes, I write in Pro Tools and it's pretty sick. Still, it's kind of neat.

[dstl4]

This commercial makes me not only NOT want to buy this product, but any other Microsoft product ever made, from now and in perpetuity. If I saw someone singing into their laptop in a coffee shop, I would shoot them, and then myself!

[TheToekutter]

Is this some kind of sick joke?

[KimJerbo]

BTW how much lying is it in the classic "Aw it's Microsoft! So it's pretty easy to use, hu!?" Because easy to use is what that fucking company if famous for. Stop making bad american/christian commercials instead of putting some fucking effort to the products actually useful and good.

All i had to say.

[KimJerbo]

Please what the fuck is this? If anyone in the team is proud and think this shit video was worth any production money Im gonna shit my pants because then Ive just lost all hope in how an "intelligent" country can think. This is fucking scary, i get big chills up my spine only thinking of the video.

[blameboy]

This video made me want to eat my own face.

[afjrotcmogar]

she slightly off tune

[bptba93]

Lol, you can see part of the Apple logo behind the flower sticker. The leaf is sticking out...

[lurkzie]

just because its a mac doesnt mean it cant run microsoft software ..... argh this video make wana shoot people

[rsully85]

Haha! Microsoft's ad campaign is desperate! I'm def less likely to buy the product for having watched the ad.

[houmam52823]

is it just me or they are actually using a macbook pro in this microsoft ad.

[buscrates]

haha, great observation. that definitely is either a macbook pro or an old powerbook G4.

[eleanorpd]

come on, it's not that bad. In fact it's so corny it's funny. talk about smug- maybe the video would get better reviews if it came out from the golden Apple.

[n00bbeater]

apple? apple sucks. its the worst thing ever. nerds like it cause its neat and is new. but windows is still the way to go. and besides, only communists use apple computers. its true. ive done studies.

[hogberto]

SmugSmith.

[Nyristros]

The awful voice of the girl !!!

omg

My hear !!!!!

[grandeodalisque]

This ad is like Cop Rock, only without the charm or creativity.

[TheCrickette]

I just threw up in my ears.

[VeryTasteful]

This is terrible.

[bramwellt]

I just threw up a little bit in my throat.

[Blazzord]

is this a joke?

[Gai4444]

I've thew up in my mouth just right now

[Ernofcgrunn]

hahahah

[Azertyvo]

Two questions:

- Why do they use a Mac ?

- Is this supposed to be funny ?

[IhateJohnMayer]

is that a mac? lol

[edo8807]

What were they thinking?

[Jawbone54]

And Microsoft wonders why it's losing customers...

[DuridPid]

Microsoft is far from losing customers. The Apple usebase has grown because the HUMAN userbase has grown. Microsoft is still, by very far, the leader in computing software.

[ThurtySheep]

Damn wrong. When the percentage grows, it means that they are owning. There you go.

[GusTraX]

I want whatever they had.

Seriously.

[DungeonStudio]

they should donate the money and fire the people

who came up with this bile

[randomgong]

This is retarded. You can only make stupid songs with it. And this video is supposed to be funny because it's really lame. But it doesn't work that way. It's just really really lame. Too bad to be funny-bad.

[borsukcayuga]

omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg.... o.0

[nielsdesign]

Just had a look on the microsofts website...

and not even a MAC edition of Songsmith...

WWhoooaaahahahhaaaaaa..... (it's actually is to sad to be funny....) LOL hhhaaahahahaaaa..(where can I get those stickers for my MacBook??)

[Jonas013]

It's a parody, can't you see? The made it so womitable just to get us watch it and talk about it. Apparently that works. By the way, it's cleverly made using the karaoke subtitles which fortifies the message into our poor little brains.

[jaygroov]

I feel sorry for the guy who had to put this one together.

[xdcsanch]

it's a fake ? no ? really ?

AHAHAHA MORON AMERICANS !!!

[1peoplesun]

buy a fukin instrument and learn how to play it

[1peoplesun]

This made me VOMIT

[goldphinga]

I love the jazz slider!!! What a loada ****

[J0shua029]

I feel literally over 9000 times more gay for even thinking about watching this video.

[ZigmaS2007]

~It`s a powerbook... 1rts of all... you can even see the apple logo beneath the flower sticker in the min 1.12

2nd... Yeah, sure... Towels are.

3rth They are all going to hell so bad.~

[triangletrexx]

IS THIS A MACBOOK????

[AirbaseOfficial]

Hehe, I believe so :)

[felipe10]

That young girl's voice is the most annoying thing ever.

[stewsim]

I just puked all over my monitor...

[jofs]

good, so im not the only one...

not everyone has the natural ability to sing. this program will give every soul on earth this idea, then polluting the music industry

thanks mocrosoft!

[ErikVeland]

"microsoft huh? So it's pretty easy to use?"

Bahahahaha.

This is a joke, right? Right? RIGHT?

[atronix]

Right :D

[chrisschuepp]

oh my God!!!

[morke418]

Creepy!!!

[4K4K1K0]

Towels are important.

[rubyrony]

I don't know how about the rest of you, but I liked the commercial... it's like a fairy tale - nice family, good voices, everything works out at work, happy people, and most important: a happy end "they lived happily ever after". Lovely! Not something that we get in real life.

[Antkoff]

Yep, man... Your life must be really fucked up...

[abath07]

"and the chords will match what you sing"...but what happens with the usual off key bad singers?

[abath07]

Good singers...but what happens with the usual bad singers?

[whereismikeyfl]

Is this real or a parody?

[aldoon]

i feel physically sick!!

[Xiediac]

Well, I'm surely going to download it just to try it out, right?

[cfittko]

i like 1:56

lol

[major024]

"microsoft huh? So it's pretty easy to use?"

nice joke :D

(replace "microsoft" with "apple" to correct this sentence ;) )

[abstergo84]

Easy? More like DRM-infested hardcoded hell.

[otokomae]

This has got to be a joke right?

[jeppo123]

I feel sick

[natator7]

Songsmith is running on a mac in this spot :D:D:D

[major024]

Microsoft did it again ... running their Software on a MacBook Pro *yeha*

[acidheadx]

This is how they came up with the music for high school musical xD

[gyrocog]

What a load of crap

[88sCYTHe]

At least the woman was in the kitchen.

[jimmytheg973]

the product placement in this mans life is outrageous

[westendFTM]

this sounds like shit

[DungeonStudio]

Research...? 'Happy'? Making a ad pitch and writing the next Green Day hit in a mall?

Really...?

Are we sure someone isn't experiencing a Zoloft flashback here?

The future is perfect. The future is Bill Gates. (repeat infinitum, and turn it into a monosylabillic mantra recorded in your laptop)

[lispified]

lol wut

[clones98]

this is what composing from theory will do for you.... which is all this program can do - repeat the past.

[b0b0lango]

J'adore §

[theAhammer]

Maybe someone has mentioned this before, but "Lisa's" laptop is a Macbook Pro with appliques hiding the the trademark.

Jeez, the Seinfeld/ Gates ads and now this. What won't the M$ marketing department come up with next?

[Phrequedotcom]

Microsoft Wheel, maybe?

[siogyumolcs]

APPLE LOGO

[providief]

not only is this the most sickening thing i've ever seen, the guys towel idea would never work. if you keep your towel in a "closet" it is cut off from light. how would the towel glow if it has been sitting in the dark all day?

all microsoft do is deform a good idea from apple, imo (apart from the towel idea, i'll give them that).

[SteveSinchak]

Aside from the stupid video, isn't this really the opposite of what Garage Band is?  On my Mac I can make music with Garage Band but it does not suggest what notes to use depending on the pitch of my voice.

[providief]

like i said. deform. plus i didn't specifically say garage band, i just meant apples approach to making easy to use software. and the fact that shes actually on a mac.... (i know everyone has already pointed this out).

most people sing terribly out of tune so i have no idea how this thing works.

don't buy your little girl this, buy them logic 8 ;)

[myfatproductions]

no dont buy it that would be stupid

u can download it for free

[freeradicals]

lmfao!

[BORGENSTIEN]

why in every scene people are drinking coffee,

[KiNid0z]

lool so true =)

[KiNid0z]

Look at coffees, they wrote "microsoft" on them

[toiNepieces]

C'est trop ridicule !

[elv1nu]

Lame & Gay. Microsoft should put all the people developing a better OS. like seven and server r2.

wtf??? omg...pay my INTERNET!!!

[Aragoto]

lol he goes

"Microsoft... so it's easy to use?"

lol ill correct that for him

"Microsoft... so it crashes all the time?"

[OMFGTHISSOSUX2]

Thats gay

[kristube]

It might be a Powerbook G4, and remember it doesn't even have to be on.

It just sits on the table for the shots, and they use videos of the software running on another computer.

[SteveSinchak]

I think the guy at 3:15 is a good example of the typical reaction to this video.

[toiNepieces]

Exactement ! Its true :)

[bigherbs]

This is the Viva Laughlin on software.

[elfugazi]

that's gay

[mousewrestler]

lol, its a mac. the leaf in the apple logo is poking out of the sticker.

[dailydilemma]

wtf? u FAIL!

[dgc22]

Yep. It's a macbook pro. You can see the top of the apple logo at 1:13...

[wingk1314]

yep.

MS needs a new marketing division.

[petes2k]

isnt that a macbook pro?

[SteveSinchak]

I don't think it is. Look at 42 seconds. You can see plastic wireless network antennas embedded on the back of the screen on the sides. Macbooks don't have those.

[tonyweston9]

Macbooks don't but Powerbook G4's did.

[SteveSinchak]

So I wonder if they loaded Windows on that PowerPC :)

[cfittko]

older ones do have those!

em...

look at the sticker at the middle of the back of the screen...

the leaf of the apple is still visible at the top!

[o0260o]

Campy!