Why the hell does every video that contains the subject of homosexuality or bisexuality have to end up in a religious argument? This was meant for entertainment and you people have to step in and bash gays in the most pathetic way possible (the way that we can't find you and beat the living shit out of you). Why can't we have a laugh and save the petty shit for politics?
Don't hate gays, hate the hate. After all homosexuality has to be a normal way of life if it has always existed.
Now Becky we all know Darnell only beat's the shit out of you when you haven't made him enough money selling your AIDS infested ass.We all know black men only beat up white trash like yourself,hope you have a great day darling.
When the lad was gone, David rose from the south side and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed three times. And they kissed each other and wept together, but David more.
I don't think Jesus would tell someone NOT to judge right from wrong or evil and goodness, but yes, not to judge others.. However, he'd explain why, not just say 'Keep your mouth shut'. That's not very Jesus or Godlike. They are kind.
@Salb814 . . . I really do hope you're kidding, or do you honestly think that 'Germans' and 'Natzis' are synnonyms? If so then God help your pathetic intelect
i dont understand why people are making a big deal out of this especially the religious people if god or jesus didn]'t want gay people they would've have made a some guys queer get over it and if u feel so fucking against gay people why the fuck would you click on a video that CLEARLY says Bert and Ernie Argue Over Gay Marriage noone cares about ur veiws on gay people
It's interesting how the internet is flooded with anti-republican posts,when do you find the time,don't you have jobs?oh that's right you're all a bunch of welfare abusing asses!!!
Sorry I know people hate it when they quote things they just saw, but that was so funny that I had to do it. They fight just like a real gay couple, or like the gay neighbors on American Dad.
@cat2cube B: Hmmm, yeah, nothing interesting... Oh, hey! What a beautiful article! The long awaited pigion exibit... E: Oh! B: What? E: Man bites dog! Well, well, there's an article about a man that bites dogs Bert! B: Ernie, you're reading over my shoulder. Stop that. E: Oh, my apologies, Bert. B: Thanks. OK, where was I... Ah! The long awaited pigion exibit... E: "Man bites dog. Man bites cocker spaniel at the corner of the Queens Avenue..." Bert. B: Ernie!
B: *sight* Ah well. "The long awaited pigion exibit... (looks at Ernie's piece) ... is going to be opened on, uhm... (looks at his piece) Noverber the 20th. The man theme will be the big Pi... (looks at Ernie's piece ) Pigion...
good stuff.... eventhough subtitles arent real this little cilp is great. It's funny and fills us with culture and reason. gay marriage isnt normal. that is not right. aah fuck this I dont care just to whoever post this good job my friend. buen trabajo
@Deuce1566 I know that the word you were trying to use was you're and that it should be closed-minded. And you're still wrong. People who know me know that I am very open minded and constantly learning. So, I have proven once again that you know nothing about me. Now go away and play in the street.
just want to say (since i got replies to my last comment telling me how it sounded) sorry if it didnt come across right, i did not mean tosound anti-christian, it was not my intent, everyone has a right to be themselves, i just think its a little unfair for religion to be used as justification for discrimination. especially when the bible promotes good things yet people seem to misinterpret and use it for negative things. so my apologies if it caused offence
No problem man, no problem. I do see what you mean. I don't think Christians should use it as a wedge to discriminate. I believe a popular phrase among Christian circles is hate the sin, love the sinner. Meaning, even if they don't necessarily agree, retain the opinion but don't treat homosexuals like any less of a person.
I love how ignorant some people can be. Homosexuality was around before christianity. Does that mean that the bible made people homophobic and idiotic?
Oh and the most important thing to think about for the christian bigots out there, since sexuality is biological, in people's DNA, and god made us, obviously it stands to reason he made homosexuals and bisexuals and loves them too. besides I heard that we are ALL god's children
Perchance you had gotten your facts straight, you'd realize you are the bigoted one. So what if the Christians disagree? They have a right to an opinion. There are as many conceited pricks who talk smack about Christians as the proposed Christians who you so hate.
Don't ask, don't tell. You have a right to disagree, not verbally assault people or stereotypes.
Actualy i have nothing against christians, i think everyone has a right to their own beliefs and faiths, what i don't agree with is using religion as justification for homophobia
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Marriage between a man and man is a friendship. Between two women, friendship. Men and women can never be friends. That's why they get married. Then fight over money. Only a legal bond can keep men and women together these days.
@animatortobe777.. some people MAY of changed a few passages to reflect their own view.. wow i thought that was the most understated comment i've ever read.. people believing in God is well and good but when people for centuries and today are killing and dying in the name of their Lord, well i have a problem with that.. killing over differences of opionions at to what certain passages mean, well its like 80's soccer violence. i believe soccer exists but i not go to a game then or a church now
@TheSouthernhero Let's both agree that unless you are Jesus's Facebook friend, perhaps you should keep your mouth shut, possibly leaving the judging to someone else. (And letting Jesus speak for himself)
@rryster Jesus is different. You can read what he said whenever you like. He's already added you. Jesus has spoken for himself, and for what he thinks is righteous.
@Bennyrulez1997 Please cite a scripture that Jesus wrote by hand. I would sure love to hear it. (And no scripture that remotely could possibly pertain ((although the concept of a loving, monogamous, homosexual relationship wasn't even a social concept at that time)) to homosexual relations was ever a quote from Jesus).
I recommend watching either "For the Bible Tells Me So" or "Fish Out of Water". Perhaps you should educate yourself on exactly why bibical scholars disagree with you.
@Bennyrulez1997 so a heavily edited bible is the true word of god and not what we believe in our hearts and souls to be true or not, wow you puritains sure are hypocritical
Its amazing how everyone turns from the point to a religious argument. Religion controlled marriage long before government did, and therefore it defines marriage. Marriage is the invention of religion for crying out loud. I don't care what any government says, Marriage is defined as man and woman because that's the only way you can make a child, with a man and a woman.
@Cyberweasel89 Actually, marriage is defined as holy matrimony/wedlock between man & woman cuz they hav the POTENTIAL of child-bearing, not necessarily the capacity.
jeez god doesny exist so dont pull out that bull crap and technically im catholic but jeez do you expect me to beleve in a dead person whos at least 3000 yrs.old who ive never seen
okay then one you guys believe in god why?oh wait i know one reason is because of a book thats so old there,s no proof in the book another i guess would be because your parents talk about him all the time?for all we know the book could be fake and another is he created the earth right well the big bang theory caused that so unless you have something for each of those god doesnt exist so go pack your boyfriends fudge fudge packer
And? There is no proof indicating that the book's statements are real or false, so technically, this debate is pointless. Now start talking about Bert/Ernie yaoi before I get out my salmon!!
Try proving that there're no cockroaches in your house... it's not as easy as proving there are. It's unreasonable to expect someone to prove a god doesn't exist.
4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.8Love never fails.
DON'T tell us who we can and cannot love, because we can tell you from your ridiculous comments, you don't know love. GOD IS LOVE. You don't know God!
Also! When violence an fake violence and pretty much everything we do that is fun is a sin, wouldn't hell be, I dunno, entertaining? I'm confused why a satrical video sparked such a RETARdED convo about whether it's right or not. You all have no LIFE. Grow the hell up you pansies. (BTw I'm straight)
Throughout history there has always been some group vilified for something that has absolutely nothing to do with those that are doing the discriminating. If we are all supposed to be the same then the higher power would not have made us all so different. Has anyone stopped to think that this could be our one test in order to see if we are truly capable of loving?
I'm straight but I think that all of you bigots and homophobes on here can shut the fuck up. I am even a christian and i think that we should except EVERYONE. this is why people dislike Christians. Narrow-minded people are slowly causing the demise of America
i don't dislike christians, i dislike how most christians claim to be kind and accepting and then say shit like you do about people who are gay or any other pointless thing some christians complain about. Being homophobic is the most useless thing there is. Besides you apparently
I disagree with you RocketAlienVids I knew I was gay in my teens. Some people were born that way some people were sexully abused when they were a child. I was molested when I was a child.
well whether its right or wrong is debatable. Personally, i believe that its a bad influence to children because giving then a thought that they might be homosexual can really influence the way they think and culture. Sex isn't true happiness. Upon the death bed Raising a family s or making a positive difference is true happiness .
Rocket judge not or you will be judged I believe God loves everyone I know God loves me as a human being. Maybe He dose not like me being gay. That's who I am. I am not going to change for no one. Not even for my parents.
Thats not quite correct. I wouldn't be saying most if I were you. Im personally bisexual and have been since I remember. People are born gay/lesbian/bisexual/straight. No one has the right to stop us and no one can say its anything but right because its how we were born.
As a bisexual with male preference, I thank you for bringing this up and apologize that so many people here on YouTube can't have a rational debate without coming off as shouting in your face. I agree with your statement, although I wouldn't mind hearing methods. How would you go about promoting the idea that same-gender love is just as fulfilling and worthwhile as its counterpart?
Personally, I think you can choose your love's gender. What can't be chosen the degree to which you are attracted.
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I'm not a homophobe, I just don't want to be on a bus sitting next to a guy with a gauged asshole, leaking fluid everywhere, being gay or lesbian is based on lust and lust only. fag
Negative force? WTF do you mean by negative force? I thought we were talking about love and marriage, not results off of some stupid scale that might not even be accurate 85% of the time. And if it is true that God "hates" homosexuals, why do you hate them too? What is it about a man loving a man that seems so wrong? All I see is a happy couple willing to die for each other until death do them part.........what do you see?
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its not natural and against human nature. A person cannot truly love one of the same gender because our DNA does not consist of attraction between the same gender. Yes a man think of another man as "sexy" or "hot" but he is never attracted to it.
do not take anything in the bible as GOD's law, it was written by man not god
as it happens, men 2000 years ago in israel were pretty racist, sexist, homophobic, pro slave, pro sacrifice, pro stoning, pro crucifixion.... theres alot wrong with the bible
it may be considered the word of God but it is NOT, plus it is hugely out of date
There may be anti gay passages in the bible but remember all the above and realise how stupid you are to take a 2000 year old subjective document literally
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Ooooh,, i didn't read the subtitles,, so i didn't understand the title., because this isn't really about an arguement etc. ;D But now i do ;D
MissLieksel 1 week ago
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MissLieksel 1 week ago
Why the hell does every video that contains the subject of homosexuality or bisexuality have to end up in a religious argument? This was meant for entertainment and you people have to step in and bash gays in the most pathetic way possible (the way that we can't find you and beat the living shit out of you). Why can't we have a laugh and save the petty shit for politics?
Don't hate gays, hate the hate. After all homosexuality has to be a normal way of life if it has always existed.
theredandbluealbums 2 weeks ago
@GAYDOLFSHITLER1969
Now Becky we all know Darnell only beat's the shit out of you when you haven't made him enough money selling your AIDS infested ass.We all know black men only beat up white trash like yourself,hope you have a great day darling.
MethylatedSandwich 3 months ago
1 Samuel 20:41
When the lad was gone, David rose from the south side and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed three times. And they kissed each other and wept together, but David more.
All arguments invalid.
Piranabo 4 months ago
German...
suckerfishslice 4 months ago
@Salb814 evidently you know nothing about Nazis. They hated homosexuals more than Jews!
AnahSkywalker 5 months ago 2
y is he calling him "Air-Knee".....
jj99887766 5 months ago
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v1cenzo 5 months ago
Amazing how you capitalize bert and ernie but God and Jesus are in small letters.
v1cenzo 5 months ago 2
I don't think Jesus would tell someone NOT to judge right from wrong or evil and goodness, but yes, not to judge others.. However, he'd explain why, not just say 'Keep your mouth shut'. That's not very Jesus or Godlike. They are kind.
ronnieloa 5 months ago
Fuckin Nazis make everything gay
Salb814 5 months ago
@Salb814 . . . I really do hope you're kidding, or do you honestly think that 'Germans' and 'Natzis' are synnonyms? If so then God help your pathetic intelect
GlambertAngel13 3 months ago
i dont understand why people are making a big deal out of this especially the religious people if god or jesus didn]'t want gay people they would've have made a some guys queer get over it and if u feel so fucking against gay people why the fuck would you click on a video that CLEARLY says Bert and Ernie Argue Over Gay Marriage noone cares about ur veiws on gay people
HoodieQueen42 7 months ago
Lololol where can I get this in english?
EmoAkatsukiAddict 7 months ago
@EmoAkatsukiAddict
its not real
anthraxhehehe 6 months ago
It's interesting how the internet is flooded with anti-republican posts,when do you find the time,don't you have jobs?oh that's right you're all a bunch of welfare abusing asses!!!
poortogee77 8 months ago 2
the only shows they put this on is seamstraat and iftah ya simsim (which they dubbed this in arabic)
rlbluver 9 months ago
WHERE'S YOU GET THIS?!?!? LMAO!!!!!
Broadwaypuppet 9 months ago
lmao this is funny as shit i love when hes like the republicans have a huge stick up their ass lol
steinmetzj22 9 months ago
@steinmetzj22 me too. they're the ones getting caught in bathrooms and then vote against gay rights. f***king hypocrital closet-case homophobes!!
onlyjames1966 9 months ago 4
omg this is such a fail! I'm dutch and the dutch text is something totally different! xD
musicalfreaklisa 10 months ago
@musicalfreaklisa Totally agreee!!
XxLoezyxX 10 months ago
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is there an English version of this?
villamayor83 11 months ago
@rryster What the hell is your problem...
1990babyface 11 months ago
o^._.^o
Qwizitis 11 months ago
Why does every one assume they are gay they were based on an old show called the odd couple which despite the name has nothing to do with gay people.
SuperDuckSauce 1 year ago
Definitely, not definately you fucking asshole.
CrazyOldMaurice69 1 year ago
this is dutch and he is talking about something else. they just put a different text under it. it's lame...
jorrit123456 1 year ago
too much phlegm sounds, is it in arabic?
bnkrmike29 1 year ago
at 0:24 the yellow one says f*** you
asiankid93000 1 year ago
@asiankid93000 thats bert
OddishThing18 1 year ago
wtf is dis lol
darashley1 1 year ago
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if you dont copy and paste this in 10 other videos your mom will die in 4 hours
Ceasabel 1 year ago
omg! It's dutch lol xD They're talking about a pidgeon exposition.
ToddSweaty 1 year ago
Finnish?
tommcelheney 1 year ago
This is not very nice, but it DOES sound like what you said..
Just try to think about how the little kids that watch this video must feel!
lano600 1 year ago
Bert is a gay Republican? Lol
whoo689 1 year ago 2
You were you were as smart as her
...and bitchy.
Sorry I know people hate it when they quote things they just saw, but that was so funny that I had to do it. They fight just like a real gay couple, or like the gay neighbors on American Dad.
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
i totaly agree. @amimatortobe777 age, gender, culture, it doesn't matter as long as two people are in love :)
annastalkshow 1 year ago 2
Dove Exhibition = Same Sex Marriage???
Kylesque 1 year ago
eehh.. orgasm at 2:03?
minimaarten 1 year ago
"Britney. Found. Dead." Huh.
AlexDS69 1 year ago
eh, the tranlation is so wrong:) How would people learn dutch while the translation is wrong:P
techmode1234 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!
KatieHeise 1 year ago
LOL stopped at about ten seconds in... doesn't really work when you're Dutch yourself XD
JokerishDish 1 year ago
@JokerishDish what are they saying
cat2cube 1 year ago
JokerishDish 1 year ago
E: It's an interesting story, isn't it?
B: How can I read my article when you are reading another over my shoulder!
E: Oh, yeah, yeah...
B: well thats about enough. Now just get out.
E: Yeah-well-alright.
B: Where was I... The long awaited pigion exi...
E: "...the owner of the dog wants to (?) the man to see if he is vaccinated."
B: AaAAaa! Alright, Ernie, Alright alright alright. I've got a proposition. We'll share the newspaper.
JokerishDish 1 year ago
E: That's a wonderful idea, Bert!
B: Me a piece, you a piece.
E: yeah sure.
B: Here you take this piece. No wait, Ernie, Waitwaitwait! What the f...
E: Oh, look at that. "People were afraid the dog would become rabid." (a funny joke that can't be translated, sorry)
JokerishDish 1 year ago
B: *sight* Ah well. "The long awaited pigion exibit... (looks at Ernie's piece) ... is going to be opened on, uhm... (looks at his piece) Noverber the 20th. The man theme will be the big Pi... (looks at Ernie's piece ) Pigion...
E: Hey Bert! Stop reading over my shoulder!
JokerishDish 1 year ago
@JokerishDish hey thanks, still funny
cat2cube 1 year ago
Aw, Ernie is so spunky in this.
velony 1 year ago
stupid nazis, Hitler is dead
messenger360 1 year ago
@messenger360
wtf?
ToddSweaty 1 year ago
i did'nt get it O.O
moyoboy 1 year ago
good stuff.... eventhough subtitles arent real this little cilp is great. It's funny and fills us with culture and reason. gay marriage isnt normal. that is not right. aah fuck this I dont care just to whoever post this good job my friend. buen trabajo
barajas0777 1 year ago
it sounds more like afrikaans to me
marcusantonio91 1 year ago
"Pigeon show" was translated as "same sex marriage". Quite funny but only if you understand Dutch.
For those who think God hatesgay people: read Matthew 7:1.
krunstefluts 1 year ago
this is dutch the sub title isn t real
lobitas3399 1 year ago
@lobitas3399 sorry i repost this
lobitas3399 1 year ago
this is dutch the sub title isn t real
lobitas3399 1 year ago
They are speaking in dutch.
They are really speaking about pidgets.
tintinytdj 1 year ago
They are speaking Dutch.
MrMMO84 1 year ago
LOL i don't know what's funnier the langauge they speaking or the subtext
kotraquin 1 year ago
haha they are telling about doves
roozalie 1 year ago
aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! lol
blackpittv 1 year ago
haha "burts mother should die" that was funny also
twilightfan24681 1 year ago
"u no what i am?"a republican!"just like ur mom." hahahaha
twilightfan24681 1 year ago
deze is erg leuk hahah
FritsMollemaMusic 1 year ago
lol they say something entirely different in dutchXD its about a pidgeon-exhibition XDwonderfully made video, its so funny:P
arceus120893 1 year ago
Erm, the things they say in dutch have nothing to do with what the subtitles are telling xD
savshavo 1 year ago
exactly! It's like being in germany where they deliberatly change about 50% of what is said when they translate a film into german.
artstart2010 1 year ago
Republicans have a huge stick up their ass. That's funny as hell. I say that all the time.
Beatnikzombie 2 years ago 6
I bet you think all black people steal too
Deuce1566 1 year ago
@Deuce1566 You obviously know nothing about me. But the Republicans think that all black people steal and all Mexicans are lazy.
Beatnikzombie 1 year ago
Based on your answer I obviously do. Thank you check and mate.
Deuce1566 1 year ago
@Deuce1566 Zip up. Your ignorance is showing.
Beatnikzombie 1 year ago
once again ty you make it too easy
Deuce1566 1 year ago
@Deuce1566 There is no question that you know absolutely nothing about me. You can't dispute that. So just go fuck yourself and get over it.
Beatnikzombie 1 year ago
I know enough to think you have the whole world figured out and your close minded even though your think your so worldly
Deuce1566 1 year ago
@Deuce1566 I know that the word you were trying to use was you're and that it should be closed-minded. And you're still wrong. People who know me know that I am very open minded and constantly learning. So, I have proven once again that you know nothing about me. Now go away and play in the street.
Beatnikzombie 1 year ago
and i bet all you white end up in jail for it (talking about deuce not other people)
PrincessAshley121 1 year ago
lol what?
Deuce1566 1 year ago
i dunno i made it up :o
PrincessAshley121 1 year ago
lolz ._. not funny if you're dutch T_T
Nomonicks 2 years ago 63
its treu what have birds to do with gay marriage
sebrobe53 2 years ago
@Nomonicks lol
Queenofdeathandevil9 9 months ago
@Nomonicks
inderdaad.. verfuckt het helemaal voor ons
ztevany 7 months ago
@Nomonicks Haha...I'm not Dutch, but i speak a little...they're talking about an exhibition right i think..
yogistyle92 7 months ago
@yogistyle92 Hehe yeah bert is reading about a pigeon exhibition and ernie keeps reading over his shoulder
Nomonicks 7 months ago
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xnatasjaxx 2 years ago
@xnatasjaxx Its a joke dumbass.
zachgilm 2 years ago
What language is this? Afrikaans? Dutch?
aubergine2c 2 years ago
@aubergine2c Dutch
hakske2 2 years ago
They speak Dutch =D
DeathRozenHearts 2 years ago
just want to say (since i got replies to my last comment telling me how it sounded) sorry if it didnt come across right, i did not mean tosound anti-christian, it was not my intent, everyone has a right to be themselves, i just think its a little unfair for religion to be used as justification for discrimination. especially when the bible promotes good things yet people seem to misinterpret and use it for negative things. so my apologies if it caused offence
Jellyfish27 2 years ago
No problem man, no problem. I do see what you mean. I don't think Christians should use it as a wedge to discriminate. I believe a popular phrase among Christian circles is hate the sin, love the sinner. Meaning, even if they don't necessarily agree, retain the opinion but don't treat homosexuals like any less of a person.
CoyoteWildfire 2 years ago 2
glad i got what i meant across, so much easier to explain stuff verbally lol
Jellyfish27 2 years ago
Sadly, I must agree...
CoyoteWildfire 2 years ago
DOnt insult Christianity idiot
45step54 2 years ago
again not insulting christianity as a whole, just those who seem to think it gives them the right to be bigots
Jellyfish27 2 years ago
I love how ignorant some people can be. Homosexuality was around before christianity. Does that mean that the bible made people homophobic and idiotic?
Oh and the most important thing to think about for the christian bigots out there, since sexuality is biological, in people's DNA, and god made us, obviously it stands to reason he made homosexuals and bisexuals and loves them too. besides I heard that we are ALL god's children
Jellyfish27 2 years ago
Perchance you had gotten your facts straight, you'd realize you are the bigoted one. So what if the Christians disagree? They have a right to an opinion. There are as many conceited pricks who talk smack about Christians as the proposed Christians who you so hate.
Don't ask, don't tell. You have a right to disagree, not verbally assault people or stereotypes.
CoyoteWildfire 2 years ago
Actualy i have nothing against christians, i think everyone has a right to their own beliefs and faiths, what i don't agree with is using religion as justification for homophobia
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Marriage between a man and man is a friendship. Between two women, friendship. Men and women can never be friends. That's why they get married. Then fight over money. Only a legal bond can keep men and women together these days.
WebVMan 2 years ago
@WebVMan is that a joke? couse i just laughed for 2 minutes at what you just wrote
rytingur 2 years ago
Friendship is not restricted to same sexes, because friendship itself is about difference.
antisap 2 years ago
lol bert talks about a pigeon exhibition and ernie's attention is on another news article about a man that bit a dog
Kuraasu 2 years ago
Dust off the dictionary, please. "Definately" is actually spelled
d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y. Look it up!
LujackLvr 2 years ago
There's a reason languages evolve; the reason is usage.
Decktrio 2 years ago
Funny vid.
I say if there is/will be, a law to allow same sex marrages. Let 'em do it. After all most religious factions agree on some form of marrage.
But to any gay people who do get married. I'm afraid that's a persicution you will have to put up with.
stufa1978 2 years ago 2
@animatortobe777.. some people MAY of changed a few passages to reflect their own view.. wow i thought that was the most understated comment i've ever read.. people believing in God is well and good but when people for centuries and today are killing and dying in the name of their Lord, well i have a problem with that.. killing over differences of opionions at to what certain passages mean, well its like 80's soccer violence. i believe soccer exists but i not go to a game then or a church now
68kira 2 years ago 2
I speak dutch.They weren't talking aout same-sex marraige! They were talking about a dove convention and sharing the newspaper.
aquamarine43 2 years ago
*sigh* Does it matter? Its funny. and besides, bert and ernie can't be gay, they'r brothers!
paragonpoint1 2 years ago
@paragonpoint1 1. They're not brothers.
2. Brothers can still be gay (just hopefully not with each other).
3. The only reason these two can't be gay is because they're puppets. They can't be straight, either; they're dead below the waist. :P
4. Yup. It's very funny. ^_^
trumpeterjen 1 year ago 5
its dutch lol
Xicnoila 2 years ago 2
excuse me, what? Was this real, i seriously doubt that! or?
morganselstoe 2 years ago
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animatortobe777 2 years ago 40
@animatortobe777
I don't even know what I'm doing here, but yeah, the Bible has been messed with.
DarkRubySage 1 year ago
@animatortobe777
Hetrosexual?
Thats means?
TheCuddlycute0 1 year ago
@TheCuddlycute0 straight :P
suckyskater21 1 year ago
@animatortobe777 this fix the problem: instead of calling them "married", lets call them... butt buddies! :D
toot344 1 year ago
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@animatortobe777 You have your views and I have mine but mine will be based on what I know is righteous in the eyes of Jesus
TheSouthernhero 1 year ago
@TheSouthernhero Let's both agree that unless you are Jesus's Facebook friend, perhaps you should keep your mouth shut, possibly leaving the judging to someone else. (And letting Jesus speak for himself)
rryster 1 year ago 57
@rryster Jesus is different. You can read what he said whenever you like. He's already added you. Jesus has spoken for himself, and for what he thinks is righteous.
Bennyrulez1997 1 year ago
@Bennyrulez1997 Please cite a scripture that Jesus wrote by hand. I would sure love to hear it. (And no scripture that remotely could possibly pertain ((although the concept of a loving, monogamous, homosexual relationship wasn't even a social concept at that time)) to homosexual relations was ever a quote from Jesus).
I recommend watching either "For the Bible Tells Me So" or "Fish Out of Water". Perhaps you should educate yourself on exactly why bibical scholars disagree with you.
rryster 1 year ago 12
@Bennyrulez1997 so a heavily edited bible is the true word of god and not what we believe in our hearts and souls to be true or not, wow you puritains sure are hypocritical
KoopasRevengeHome 1 year ago
@rryster
Jesus already spoke. Now be ignorant some more.
rolewi11 5 months ago
@TheSouthernhero Fuck Jesus.
davidls11 1 year ago
@TheSouthernhero *Facepalm*
danielingham2010 1 year ago
Its amazing how everyone turns from the point to a religious argument. Religion controlled marriage long before government did, and therefore it defines marriage. Marriage is the invention of religion for crying out loud. I don't care what any government says, Marriage is defined as man and woman because that's the only way you can make a child, with a man and a woman.
CrimsonEagleSG1 2 years ago
Oh? Is that right, CrimsonEagleSG1? Marriage is defined as between a man and a woman because they make a child?
By that logic, senior citizens and infertile couples shouldn't be allowed to marry.
Cyberweasel89 2 years ago 8
@Cyberweasel89 Actually, marriage is defined as holy matrimony/wedlock between man & woman cuz they hav the POTENTIAL of child-bearing, not necessarily the capacity.
Folk4Life100 1 year ago
@Folk4Life100 This is idiotic. One can marry only because they can have children. Not if you are sterile. There is no potential.
OfficialCommentator 1 year ago
@Cyberweasel89 maybe they shouldn't or shouldn't get the same tax benefits.
himself801 1 year ago
Thats not what they said XD
TomWindsurf 2 years ago
jeez god doesny exist so dont pull out that bull crap and technically im catholic but jeez do you expect me to beleve in a dead person whos at least 3000 yrs.old who ive never seen
mckenziebro619 2 years ago
how about you prove that he doesnt exist, your saying a bunch of bullshit saying that he doesnt exist, how the hell do you hate God?
codyjt94 2 years ago
okay then one you guys believe in god why?oh wait i know one reason is because of a book thats so old there,s no proof in the book another i guess would be because your parents talk about him all the time?for all we know the book could be fake and another is he created the earth right well the big bang theory caused that so unless you have something for each of those god doesnt exist so go pack your boyfriends fudge fudge packer
mckenziebro619 2 years ago
And? There is no proof indicating that the book's statements are real or false, so technically, this debate is pointless. Now start talking about Bert/Ernie yaoi before I get out my salmon!!
Lopyloopy666 2 years ago 3
Try proving that there're no cockroaches in your house... it's not as easy as proving there are. It's unreasonable to expect someone to prove a god doesn't exist.
MeNicki 2 years ago 3
4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.8Love never fails.
DON'T tell us who we can and cannot love, because we can tell you from your ridiculous comments, you don't know love. GOD IS LOVE. You don't know God!
jaydance13 2 years ago
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how can people possibly hate God?
codyjt94 2 years ago
dear Prophezymlp,
I strongly encourage you to read the bible you are so forcefully demanding others read. 1st Corinthians 13 is a very famous passage on love....
jaydance13 2 years ago
What kind of joke is this?? they're not talking about gay marriage at all??
yobreakfast 2 years ago
the subs are Fake coz they talk about birds im dutch so i know
ltzTony 2 years ago 6
Also! When violence an fake violence and pretty much everything we do that is fun is a sin, wouldn't hell be, I dunno, entertaining? I'm confused why a satrical video sparked such a RETARdED convo about whether it's right or not. You all have no LIFE. Grow the hell up you pansies. (BTw I'm straight)
TrueAlaskanMaverick 2 years ago
Read the description: it says COMEDY, meaning satire, meaning sarcasm, get life you losers, and watch the video for entertainment
TrueAlaskanMaverick 2 years ago
Throughout history there has always been some group vilified for something that has absolutely nothing to do with those that are doing the discriminating. If we are all supposed to be the same then the higher power would not have made us all so different. Has anyone stopped to think that this could be our one test in order to see if we are truly capable of loving?
selvinor 2 years ago
I'm straight but I think that all of you bigots and homophobes on here can shut the fuck up. I am even a christian and i think that we should except EVERYONE. this is why people dislike Christians. Narrow-minded people are slowly causing the demise of America
MoonisGod226 2 years ago 3
Christians founded America, how do you dislike Christians if youre a christian, thats like a white guy racist to other white people
codyjt94 2 years ago
i don't dislike christians, i dislike how most christians claim to be kind and accepting and then say shit like you do about people who are gay or any other pointless thing some christians complain about. Being homophobic is the most useless thing there is. Besides you apparently
MoonisGod226 2 years ago 4
Phonebooth I believe some of the people on here are Homophic
johnrainville09 2 years ago
I disagree with you RocketAlienVids I knew I was gay in my teens. Some people were born that way some people were sexully abused when they were a child. I was molested when I was a child.
johnrainville09 2 years ago
well whether its right or wrong is debatable. Personally, i believe that its a bad influence to children because giving then a thought that they might be homosexual can really influence the way they think and culture. Sex isn't true happiness. Upon the death bed Raising a family s or making a positive difference is true happiness .
RocketAlienVids 2 years ago
Am I the only one sticking up for my gay family? what's wrong with this picture?
johnrainville09 2 years ago
Rocket judge not or you will be judged I believe God loves everyone I know God loves me as a human being. Maybe He dose not like me being gay. That's who I am. I am not going to change for no one. Not even for my parents.
johnrainville09 2 years ago
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well now you know
RocketAlienVids 2 years ago
I am gay I am not married yet. I did have a partner for 16yrs. I am glad that their is a law about same sex marriage. He passed away 3 yrs. ago
johnrainville09 2 years ago
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RocketAlienVids 2 years ago
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some people are gay because they cant get a woman and want to get hairy ass, thats disgusting
codyjt94 2 years ago
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RocketAlienVids 2 years ago
Thats not quite correct. I wouldn't be saying most if I were you. Im personally bisexual and have been since I remember. People are born gay/lesbian/bisexual/straight. No one has the right to stop us and no one can say its anything but right because its how we were born.
Shugo5775 2 years ago 2
No one is born some way. We have the choices to be who we want. We have the power to decide our future.
RocketAlienVids 2 years ago
You guys have it all wrong.
I'm against gay marriage. I'm also against straight marriage.
Marriage is a false institution, and it has ruined families everywhere.
mmjahink 2 years ago
As a bisexual with male preference, I thank you for bringing this up and apologize that so many people here on YouTube can't have a rational debate without coming off as shouting in your face. I agree with your statement, although I wouldn't mind hearing methods. How would you go about promoting the idea that same-gender love is just as fulfilling and worthwhile as its counterpart?
Personally, I think you can choose your love's gender. What can't be chosen the degree to which you are attracted.
ShunGuan 2 years ago
gay marriage is gay
xxLX3xx 2 years ago
homophobia is gay.
phoneboothLC 2 years ago
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I'm not a homophobe, I just don't want to be on a bus sitting next to a guy with a gauged asshole, leaking fluid everywhere, being gay or lesbian is based on lust and lust only. fag
xxLX3xx 2 years ago
Negative force? WTF do you mean by negative force? I thought we were talking about love and marriage, not results off of some stupid scale that might not even be accurate 85% of the time. And if it is true that God "hates" homosexuals, why do you hate them too? What is it about a man loving a man that seems so wrong? All I see is a happy couple willing to die for each other until death do them part.........what do you see?
RobertDeTangelo 2 years ago
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its not natural and against human nature. A person cannot truly love one of the same gender because our DNA does not consist of attraction between the same gender. Yes a man think of another man as "sexy" or "hot" but he is never attracted to it.
RocketAlienVids 2 years ago
I agree with rocketailienvids.
Gay marrige makes no sense.
SuperZeroG 2 years ago
lmao the ending!! hilarious XD
funwithus101 2 years ago
do not take anything in the bible as GOD's law, it was written by man not god
as it happens, men 2000 years ago in israel were pretty racist, sexist, homophobic, pro slave, pro sacrifice, pro stoning, pro crucifixion.... theres alot wrong with the bible
it may be considered the word of God but it is NOT, plus it is hugely out of date
There may be anti gay passages in the bible but remember all the above and realise how stupid you are to take a 2000 year old subjective document literally
FantasiesComeTrue 2 years ago 3
i dissagree, but thats just my pov
beastchicky 2 years ago
Lol I can understand this: it's about pigeons :P
UltraTroopa 2 years ago