Jackie Mason '08 Vlog 4 The Trappings of Wealth and Status 1

[ImaginedWriter]

European culture is the best and consequently the most expensive on the planet. From watching an Italian ballet to eating at a three star Michelin French restaurant you'll probably have to empty your pockets of small fortune.

It might be better to simply listen to the fiddle whilst eating some Gefilte fish, let the Romans be Romans in Rome, and the Jews be Jews.

[razorpayne13]

Jakie Mason is an american legend....second to none...

[ManyStrongPoints]

most people can't believe it when they are informed that the jews stash the majority of their wealth in the far east. People can't register it because the jews also own just about everything in the west. The whole purpose of the jews stealing Palestine in 1948 was to establish a militarized base to connect their vast riches in the east and west. When the jews control Palestine it means that they control the whole world because then jewish wealth can never be divided in half during wars.

[deebin4]

I got another one for you. Broadway shows....bunch of pretentious loud overacting bullcrap.

[Satchel334]

Jackie is gonna be losing his mind when Obama becomes President in 2008! He'll be spewing SO much hatred then! Like all the neoconservatives!

[Marspyramids]

He is not a neo con... hes not aligned to any political view, he's views are based on logic and reason. Obama is a fraud, he is a puppet that has failed to honor many of his "promises". He is the same as 99 percent of politicians, a total liar.

[livinginlux]

I love Jackie but he's way off talking about French food. I guess there are some French restaurants that meet his description but I've never been in one. French cuisine is the envy of the rest of the world with good reason. Comparing it unfavorably to hot dogs and McDonald's is just silly.

[dubzy81]

he's joking

[CountingCoz]

John McCain is trying to cheat and lie to win this election. It's just like when he cheated on his disabled wife and eventually divorced her for his rich, younger mistress.

It's also like the Keating 5, when McCain cheated the American tax payers out of hundreds of millions of dollars.

Since McCain can't really talk about his senate record (amnesty, against tax cuts, 50 cent gasoline tax, etc.) he tries to play up his "character". I think his character is despicable.

[shazbat01]

So...whar dows John McCain have to do with French restaurants?

[josephdupont]

I love this routine... and the one on how good my doctor is!!! god bless you!

[eddieg1958]

You definition of ethnic cleansing is stupid, the Jews were cleansed from there homeland by many. Comparing what happens in Israel is crazy and an insult to jews who lived in Poland, Latvia, Estonia and all the othwer countries who genuinely and without argument ethnically cleansed.

[gola121212]

Dear Jackie:

Needless to say you are my favorate person, we even think alike.

We have a mutual friend Sy Sussman, he took us to see you in Las Vegas a few years ago and we had dinner together with you.

I lost touch with him, could you please tell me if he is ok! I would so appreciate it.

Thank you for your wonderful humor,

Love,

Goldie Jacoby

[eddieg1958]

If they cleansed it, how come there are so many still there?

[truebootsyes]

"Why did'nt they get a taller girl" HAHAHAH!!! thats gold!

[nakedBison]

Google: konnin is an idiot

he is a shitler-loving, gay antisemite, and his latest book is:

How I Spend Every Waking Moment Looking for Excuses to Hate the Jews

[nakedBison]

and furthermore, I so much agree with the serious message that came between all of Jackie's comedy on this video. i also hate pretension...as it so happens, i very much enjoy eating McDonald's fish sandwiches and their chocolate shakes, and never set foot in expensive restaurants. i enjoy listening to some classical music, but definitely NOT opera or ballet. that stuff is for gay homos!

[nakedBison]

once again, Rabbi Ya'akov Maza aka Jackie Mason has clearly demonstrated that he is the funniest man on Earth, and the wisest man in all of hollywood. I enjoy watching his political videos, as he really is a very astute observer of the political scene, but i also enjoy videos like this, where i can laugh and laugh to my heart's content

[MacAmbo]

OK... Jackie! Well I TAGGED YOU about a week ago, and if this old man can find some fun in revealing a few fun facts, WHY CAN'T YOU? - I'LL REPOST MY VIDEO HERE - LOOK AT IT... C'mon, you're not running the country or need that much sleep between vlogs! Have a little fun - make a response video - you won't have to find how under a mushroom in a French restaurant - you can come on over to the YouTube carnival and have a hot dog - NY dirty water style - in beer - with kraut - and Guldens!

[christyk3]

Yay! :)

[nakedBison]

christy loves Jackie! christy loves Jackie!

[KenwoodKlown]

Yeah and five stars for you; now get a real job...do something with your life!

[nakedBison]

kenwoodClown does nothing with his life

[eddieg1958]

It seems he likes Ballet, so your right! at least he forgets he is there! Yeah he is a genuine clown!

[KenwoodKlown]

"Why don't they get a taller girl?" That's funny! Branding wealthy people as unhappy and phony is itself a fraud and so Hollywood Jackie (?) You're comfortable and are you a fake? As far as ballet goes; you couldn't do it pudge butt...ha-ha you're jealous. Sometimes it's boring and people do fall asleep but sometimes everything clicks and you forget you're there until it's over. And sometimes they really float Jackie!

[nakedBison]

kenwoodClown is a phony, miserable, fake with a pudge butt. kenwoodClown is soooo jealous of Jackie Mason. kenwoodClown is always boring, sunk in the fires of eternal hell

[smartman43]

nice video

"I bought i steak i couldnt find it it was under the mushroom" lol

your right jackie! people, they make alot of money great! but enjoy dont do things that cost thousandsa of bucks cuase you can

[VerbotenDingleberry]

"It was under a mushroom."

You are the man. Still.

[nakedBison]

"Jackie is still the one."--shania twain

[hipgecko]

i think Jackie had a bad experience dining out this week... lol

[LilyJess143]

"I ordered a steak and couldnt find it, it was under a mushroom!" lol

[MBRHIndustries]

hahaha, why don't they get a taller girl. This was a good one.

[nakedBison]

that was vintage Jackie Mason. it was absolutely hilarious!

[kwakzzang]

nice adress sir

[Brad2070]

I like how you examine society in a comical yet truthful and honest manner. Most commedians today don't know how to carry a routine that's not riddled with perversion and profanity.

[TallBrooklynGuy]

masterpiece!! an absolute masterpiece!

rav yankiff you are like fine wine. you get funnier with age! i almost fell of my chair when you said "you bought a steak and couldnt find it" hahahahahhahahahaah!!!!!!

stand up comedians today have the nerve to call them selves comedians when you are performing today.

[abcmole]

The millionaires and billionaires who worked for their money don't care about pretention.

They never would have become wealthy if they had.

Instead those are usually the inheritors of the wealth. That is the reason for the saying, from sandals to sandals in three generations.

[nakedBison]

actually the vast majority of wealthy people in America did not start out wealthy. they worked on becoming wealthy. this is America, not europe

[Staff223]

haha, Jackie is the man.

[scriptum60]

APPLAUSE!

[vidguy67]

LOL!!!! I love it...hahahahahaha.

[icommservices]

Mason '08?

I'm just sayin.....

Good on Mr. Mason. Bravo Vlog! Siete meravigliosi

[islandGAL7]

I LOVE YOU JACKIE!!

[argyle684]

Taking a break from propaganda? Good call.

[nakedBison]

argyle the shitler-loving, gay antisemite never takes a break from hating America/Israel

[GhettoRob82]

Those curtains behind you wreak of phony pretention.

[nakedBison]

ghettoRob wreaks of phony pretention

[thebestogre1234]

Jackie I'm so glad you give us a funny one once in a while. I love the vitriol too, but humor is welcomed to. This even has a great message to go with the jokes.

[jordanthecat]

"Do what you like, and you'll enjoy life."

- Jackie Mason, 2008

[sodie77]

Those fancy French restaurants serve things that every else throws away or that are ordinary garden pests. Snails, frogs, dirty fungi etc.

[thebestogre1234]

right! lol :)

[nakedBison]

no wonder the french never look happy and always smell so bad

[oblivion292]

Good Vlog Jackie... you reminded me of whats really important in life. IM MIDDLE CLASS AND IM LOVIN IT.

[TheBaugh]

Love it Jackie...Just love it!

[armstronglic]

Larry Shaw adentum: Expensive restaurant calls it German sausage; Nathans: Hot Dog; Steak Tata is actually dog food (raw meat). Also: Fred Astaire who sings on your blog was more enjoyable to watch than any ballet dancer.

[avt1968]

LOL...Steak Tata ?? hahaha

It's Steak Tartare.

tata...LOL

[armstronglic]

Tartare? Thanks. I can talk. As to spelling forget it. A further note. In fancy Japanese sushi bar they call raw fish, sashimi. In a cheap deli: lox or schmaltz herring.

[nakedBison]

lox/herring tastes far better than sushi

[mcmitchell]

Phony pretention? Look in the mirror, Jackie.

[oneputttz]

sounds like you need a mirror.

[mcmitchell]

oh . . . how to reply to such a witty retort. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

[nakedBison]

mcMitchell is a pretentious phony

[TheBaugh]

OK you could say a lot of things about

Jackie Mason that may or not be right, but to say that Jackie mason is guilty of phoney pretention, you obviously don't know Jackie Mason, or know what those words mean. Or you just wanted to sound smart and philisophical at someone elses expense. Is that it?

[mcmitchell]

Oh, you've got me. And that was the phrase that he kept repeating -- so I gues he is the one who is trying to sound smart/philosophical.

[nakedBison]

mcMitchell is a pretentious phony

[nakedBison]

mcMitchell is a pretentious phony

[oneputttz]

So refreshing to hear it like it is and not filtered by the PC fools of our present society. How could anyone even think of letting the Clintons back in. God help us, keep it up Jackie.

[nakedBison]

that is why we need to elect Rudy Giuliani to be our next great President

[kearlstig1961]

I'm laughing out loud! My face hurts! I must favorite this one because he makes a whole lot of sense!

[sakahowdah]

Nice job, Jackie.

[mosquewatch]

Cherish your family, your life can change in a blink of an eye. No one is promised another breath.

[nakedBison]

precious and few are the moments we two can share

[xesiria]

Great job Jackie you said it all right there.

Hanging out with good peeps and good food is the spice of life.

Break a leg on the one man show Sir.

[onemorethingsir]

Jackie I've noticed I've become more intelligent since I started watching your blogs, my friends & family have remarked on it. Have to get them to log on & watch too!

[nakedBison]

i feel the same way. i listen to a LOT of talk radio, where they talk politics all day, yet i have learned how to think clearly about politics more from just watching Jackie's relatively brief videos

[jewishprincess4]

Great Great Great Great!!!

[jmelf80]

As always you are the best

[flrs80]

Great video

[newmanpi1]

Run for office ! u are a shoe in. Can u name one person that would not vote for Jackie Mason?

[nakedBison]

Jackie Mason would be a superb President, in fact so good, that he would put even George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to shame. within three weeks time, Jackie would have dispensed with the problem of islamofascism, resulting in world peace

[CampHazzard]

I don't like to do anything. Sleep is okay. So I got sleeping pills. Life is better.

[nakedBison]

sleep is better without resorting to sleeping pills

[fekatuahvps]

Great one!!!

[eddieg1958]

GREAT! another marvellous few minutes, your logic also applies to cosmetics, I have seen a face cream made from caviare at $700 a tub, A U.K scientist said that it was not as good as a cheap moisturiser!!

[nakedBison]

my guess is that the best thing one can do for one's skin is to eat a healthy diet, stay out of the sun, exercise regularly, and keep one's skin clean

[wiiiilbur]

Outstanding! Missed your show. My son took me to dinner. It was Japanese, but tasty, and I always love it. See you next week. Would LOVE to talk to you on the air. Know what you mean in this vid. For years I drank whiskey to be seen drinking it 'cause I was in Nashville. To; HELL with that! I LOVE beer! Hooray Beer! Wonderful video. Don't ever quit, Jackie.I've loved your comedy for years, and I'm happy to hear you talk politics. This Arabs are tearing me UP over at my place.

[nakedBison]

how can anybody like beer? it tastes like sewer water to me

[wiiiilbur]

You're not drinking it fast enough.

[nakedBison]

the fact that a person has to quickly force the beer down one's throat, shows just how disgusting it is. i prefer carrot juice...it is one of those rare foods/drinks that is both healthy, and tastes delicious. and yes, it can be savored

[stanno34]

I always find it's the company you keep that makes a good meal and not some fancy food served on a sea of plate.

[nakedBison]

very, very well said! you have much wisdom; perhaps it comes from watching Jackie's videos so often

[PhydeWice]

Sort of related. This reminds me of a year or two ago. Some restaurant in Florida started selling a $100 burger. For that price, I'd throw some steaks on the grill, get some Corona and lime, and calling up some friends. That's a hell of a more of a fun time.

[nakedBison]

somehow I do not think that restaurant will last. anybody who charges $100 for a hamburger is out of his mind

[PhydeWice]

That particular restaurant is part of a country club. The sort where you have to pay thousands of dollars a year to join. The folks that go there, a hundred bucks is pocket change. I say let them waste their money.  Probably got the cash from ill means, anyway. Like the saying goes, "A fool and his money are soon parted."

[nakedBison]

when i hear country club, i hear: Place Where WASPS Can Feel Comfortable Excluding Jews

[CottonO]

Tell 'em you don't like the opera and they'll tell you how plebeian you are, even if they don't like the opera themselves.

[nakedBison]

opera is so pretentious. every time i see clips of it on tv, i feel like throwing an apple into the singer's mouth

[bvb720]

Sometimes Logic is overlooked. You are a Genius

[pfizzbones]

LOL Jackie! Love it! Give me the bacon and a good movie!

[nakedBison]

bacon? um, what about a cheese blintze? or herring? gefilte fish? cholent? tsimmis? chicken soup?  brisket? matzah bry? grape manischewitz wine?