next time your think you have a shitty day watch this vid.....All he goes through yet has the balls to get up in front of millions of strangers and attempt to make them laugh...........props in my book
@iloveanime7 It's not an illness. An illness is implying that he is sick, or that you can catch it. It happens during birth, it happens once, and it is irreparable. Look it up, please.
Your jokes are fucking shit, and people only laugh because they have to. They have to laugh at your crap jokes because you are a disabled spastic. You prey on peoples sympathies.
Personally I think you should have been injected with bleach at birth.
@kingdomofdalriada you are entitled you opinions on his comedy but to judge him based on his disability... thats is just plain wrong. it is so rude to go around saying that certain people don't deserve to live.
There is a euathanasia clinic in Switzerland called 'Dignitas'. Please go there and have them put you to sleep. You are about as funny as a burning orphanage.
@kingdomofdalriada You truly are sad, aren't you? He's obviously far more successful and beloved than you'll ever be. What's wrong? Mommy didn't love you or something? It's a shame that people like YOU exist. Why even bother with a euthanasia clinic? You should just slit your wrists. Do it.
kingdom of fuck wits.do u no wot the cerabelum is?i have a disability too.josh blue is an inspiration to me.wen i read ur shit i had the urge to inject u with sumthing.MY BAYONET.
@kingdomofdalriada .....His jokes are funny, you're an asshole, and he doesn't ask for sympathy, he makes hilarious jokes about his disorder to PREVENT the audience from feeling obligated to laugh at his jokes because of it. Let's see how far you'd get with a physical dissability--probably wouldn't win $250,000.
@kingdomofdalriada Wow what a dick...hes the funniest person i have ever seen. He beats kathy griffen any time. and he is even funny without written down jokes. look at the Q & A. everyone laughs at his jokes. People don't crack up because hes disabled. its cuz hes fuckin funny as hell!
@kingdomofdalriada asshole! u r the abortion gone horribly wrong. piss off! u can't handle that he's more popular, than u will ever dream of becoming. loser
I hope you feel pretty damn horrible, because you're about the only person in the world who doesnt like him. if you don't like the guy, don't watch his videos.
I think Scottishnationalist is the one Josh was talking about in a previous vid about a drunk Scottish guy who could barely speak...did that upset you, buddy?
@scottishnationalist well theres nothing funny about you shitbag. im scottish too and i can laugh at the scottish joke CUZ ITS TRUE AND FUNNY so calm the fuck down you cunt
likewise, fag friend. i hope both of your lesbian mothers die similar deaths and your absentee father gets cured from ebola just to die that cancerous death as well.
genuinly one of the funniest men i have ever seen.. when i first saw his vids i saw this as a disabled man making comedy.. and now i see him as a funny man doing comedy. he has earned a place in my heart!
Anyone else think kingdom is a jealous fagget; envy of how Josh is more sucessful?
LionLeaves 3 days ago
like this if u felt the need to dial the number for some reason lol
reyesmusic18 2 weeks ago
If you don't laugh so hard you almost piss your self you don't know what funny is. This dude is damn good comedian.
JCPAINTWORKZ 2 months ago
@1:38 Jugs ^^
WhutThePhuq 2 months ago
Omg I havnt laughed this hard in hella long!
916alberto 3 months ago
"if you poot your time into something and truely belives in it, it will come tru"
so tru and also deep :-)
TheSimo7469 3 months ago
keep pressing 4 for laughter
misterman656 5 months ago
next time your think you have a shitty day watch this vid.....All he goes through yet has the balls to get up in front of millions of strangers and attempt to make them laugh...........props in my book
itsleo 5 months ago 5
the camera guys laughin
kkneo234 5 months ago
he sounds like shaggy from sboobie doo
sk8brdrdude 5 months ago
and instead gab gets kicked out ...
Kenyee28 5 months ago
He sounds like Shaggy from Scooby Doo!
jodiescookin1 6 months ago 5
@jodiescookin1 and looks like him
pugskreationz 6 months ago
@jodiescookin1 he looks like shaggy from scooby doo!
mediohijo14 5 months ago 3
5 years later and i'm still laughing. love this guy.
Megawhites2 6 months ago 3
You can hear that one faggot with the loud voice, "Hahaha!" while everyone else sounds like "Woooo-clap-clap-clap-chuckle-chuckle!"
iAmDutchHD 7 months ago
@1:37 Drool... ^^
artimisd 8 months ago 28
4:33 I'm laughin with you Josh!
Wulfric5554 8 months ago
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1:36 megababe!!!
aostereo 8 months ago
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aostereo 8 months ago
He's so inspiring. He has an incurable illness, yet he makes us all laugh our asses off at it. :) Josh, dude, you kick ass!
iloveanime7 9 months ago 2
@iloveanime7 It's not an illness. An illness is implying that he is sick, or that you can catch it. It happens during birth, it happens once, and it is irreparable. Look it up, please.
CrimsonPumpernickel 9 months ago
come to england josh , we would love you here !
bigrider2806 10 months ago 3
lol he kinda looks like shaggy from scooby doo
DJEZDick420 10 months ago 3
lovethis bloke , he is doing more for disabled people being funny than anything else .
dave2806 11 months ago
Omg that joke about the scanner just made me spill water over my keyboard. Now I hate this guy hahahahaha
Dishuman 11 months ago
@mattosk...thanks for uploading the vid bud, this guy his hilarious!
shweet44722 11 months ago
1:38 look at those tits
darkhound7 11 months ago 4
@darkhound7 We are brothers in the mind mate hahaha
Dishuman 11 months ago
I JUST LOVE THIS GUY!!!
eaglelover77
eaglelover771 11 months ago
i swear i love this dude. too funny
IUP2014 1 year ago
This guy is SOO funny!
Tazz580 1 year ago
my son recently passed 10-22-10 he had c.p. you can read news paper articles and see the awsome funeral he had at jake the cop . c o m
cowfarmer666 1 year ago
@cowfarmer666 I am really sorry to hear what happened. Thank you for sharing with us.
xxxdxhbkxxx 1 year ago
Im not a religous man, only when i shave
Hahahaha he cracks me up every time
enemy2mankind 1 year ago
37 people are going to hell for disliking josh blue.
xxlilstalkerxx 1 year ago 2
and my dad's going "yeah.. where?!?!"... LMAO
borami22 1 year ago 3
He is awesome
triptows 1 year ago 2
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Josh Blue .......... you are NOT FUNNY.
Your jokes are fucking shit, and people only laugh because they have to. They have to laugh at your crap jokes because you are a disabled spastic. You prey on peoples sympathies.
Personally I think you should have been injected with bleach at birth.
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kingdomofdalriada 1 year ago
1:50 is what usher said to justin bieber
lotekrider420 1 year ago 41
@lotekrider420 More along the lines of R. Kelly or Ludacris
Jederix2 1 year ago
@lotekrider420 No?! That's what Justin Bieber said to Usher.
SelvesteSand 8 months ago
Hey is till the best comic ever! love your work
triptows 1 year ago
I never knew schreech from saved by the bell was on last comic standing!!!!!!!!!!
TheAdvancedspecies 1 year ago
I hope more disabled do come out thanx to this guy :D
frenchfrey65 1 year ago 2
Amazing talent! We love you in Buffalo, NY! See you at Buffalo State College on January 29, 2011. You rock Josh!
youtoo12306 1 year ago
it sound like the guy next to the camera is the innoying orange his laugh is the same is you listen carfully
twistedwest1 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada you are entitled you opinions on his comedy but to judge him based on his disability... thats is just plain wrong. it is so rude to go around saying that certain people don't deserve to live.
katiesxhere 1 year ago
lol josh blue hates gabe?
whooshx2 1 year ago
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@ Josh Blue
There is a euathanasia clinic in Switzerland called 'Dignitas'. Please go there and have them put you to sleep. You are about as funny as a burning orphanage.
Disabled people should not be seen or heard
kingdomofdalriada 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada You truly are sad, aren't you? He's obviously far more successful and beloved than you'll ever be. What's wrong? Mommy didn't love you or something? It's a shame that people like YOU exist. Why even bother with a euthanasia clinic? You should just slit your wrists. Do it.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada fuck off. why be a douche. u fucking troll. hating on ppl u cant be like. u go to that clinic and get put to sleep.
lordsofrock2 1 year ago
Man cereal is expensive!!!!! lmao
EdwinElizee 1 year ago 3
"Hot enough for ya?"
"...Yeah, you're pretty cute..."
"For Pete's sake, I'm twenty-seven!"
Fuck, I love this dude!
RikeyOMFG 1 year ago 4
he looks like shaggy from scooby doo, but cooler...
vegroms 1 year ago 2
OMG I <3 him !!! It's been so long that I have laughed so much that my cheeks started hurting !!!! X3
GarraFan890 1 year ago 3
What's up with that loud "beep" sound?
Fucking communist americans, stop censoring your fucking television shows.
Ran4444 1 year ago
kingdom of fuck wits.do u no wot the cerabelum is?i have a disability too.josh blue is an inspiration to me.wen i read ur shit i had the urge to inject u with sumthing.MY BAYONET.
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Josh Blue is NOT FUNNY. His jokes are crap, all he does is prey on the sympathy of his audience.
I laugh at Josh Blue not with him. And frankly, Josh Blue should have been injected with bleach at birth.
kingdomofdalriada 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada you're not human then. You're a mashed jellybean smothered in indonesian cow dung!
kukutre 1 year ago 5
@kingdomofdalriada fuck you
warriorstallion3030 1 year ago 2
@kingdomofdalriada .....His jokes are funny, you're an asshole, and he doesn't ask for sympathy, he makes hilarious jokes about his disorder to PREVENT the audience from feeling obligated to laugh at his jokes because of it. Let's see how far you'd get with a physical dissability--probably wouldn't win $250,000.
ilikepie91750 1 year ago 2
@kingdomofdalriada Wow what a dick...hes the funniest person i have ever seen. He beats kathy griffen any time. and he is even funny without written down jokes. look at the Q & A. everyone laughs at his jokes. People don't crack up because hes disabled. its cuz hes fuckin funny as hell!
toysarestupid 1 year ago 5
@kingdomofdalriada Frankly, YOU should have been.
4cellar2door0 1 year ago
He sounds like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
ramyunboi2 1 year ago 5
@ramyunboi2 and looks like him!
pugskreationz 6 months ago
Every time they add a blade my chances of survival go down 38% ROFL
Tipster7268 1 year ago
Holy crap, loved the razor joke!
alkebest1 1 year ago
i love this guy. gotta love how he pokes fun at himself. you look beyond the cerebral palsy whens hes up there on stage. 5 stars!!!
ihavegoodwood 1 year ago
so friken hilarious i <3 him lol
Turtlelvr1234 1 year ago
hes holey when he shaves
amyaimeet 1 year ago
this guy is freaking amazing
jessecole1228 1 year ago
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Josh Blue was an abortion that went wrong.
kingdomofdalriada 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada asshole! u r the abortion gone horribly wrong. piss off! u can't handle that he's more popular, than u will ever dream of becoming. loser
9000spider 1 year ago 6
@9000spider u tell em!
BroadwayBrent1 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada fuck you faggot
ihavegoodwood 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada As were you
Littleelfbailey 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada Just like you!
theidolwhorocks 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada u were the baby that they droped cuz they thought it was funny.
BroadwayBrent1 1 year ago 4
@kingdomofdalriada
you are an asshole who needs a slap
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
@kingdomofdalriada
you must be mistaken that for yourself
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
i didn't get that roz/spelling humor part. wat was it about?
crazyrebelliouschick 1 year ago
i want all haters to die
killermaxximux 1 year ago
@gaelicscots.... should that read GAY LICK SCOTS? coz i bet you do!!
st3ve73 1 year ago
@scottishnationalist, or whatever crap name you gave yourself
I hope you feel pretty damn horrible, because you're about the only person in the world who doesnt like him. if you don't like the guy, don't watch his videos.
zombieporn99 1 year ago 2
lol this guy is 2 hilarious. i give him so much respect
sexy4lyfe23 1 year ago 4
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The only funny thing about josh is his Cerebal Palsy
gaelicscots 1 year ago
@gaelicscots: do you intend to write the same bullshit under every video of him?
if you don't think he's funny, DONT WATCH THE VIDEO!
liquidminds 1 year ago 4
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As I have said before, his cerebal Palsy is the only funny thing about him.
So I do find him funny in a way. He would be funnier if he had even less control of his limbs.
scottishnationalist 1 year ago
you gotta use what you got...
but why is it necessary, to write exactly the same thing under every video?
liquidminds 1 year ago
I think Scottishnationalist is the one Josh was talking about in a previous vid about a drunk Scottish guy who could barely speak...did that upset you, buddy?
blairdom 1 year ago
@scottishnationalist well theres nothing funny about you shitbag. im scottish too and i can laugh at the scottish joke CUZ ITS TRUE AND FUNNY so calm the fuck down you cunt
jmd93743 1 year ago
this guy is GREAT i give him props !
jeffyandjane 2 years ago 4
What does he say at 4:10?
Trinitykill 2 years ago
"Honey, don't tell Josh we voted for R-O-Z"
StealYoMoney 2 years ago
you guys should look up aussie comedian "steady eddy" he has cerebal palsy, been around for ages, very funny guy
ForgottenCavalry 2 years ago
your my boy blue!!
justrespect360 2 years ago 5
HELLO
slayerman36 2 years ago
HELLO THIS IS THE POLICE
slayerman36 2 years ago
One box of cereal $200.00 lol I love it.
ThomsonCory 2 years ago
haha
its shaggy when hes high
pilsburydogg 2 years ago
american censor... gotta hate it..
mamazboyzRiddlerX 2 years ago 2
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i wonder if people watching this from youtube are so stupid that they actually get there phone and call to vote
kommie21 2 years ago
fuck you scan it check out
lmfao
acdclover94 2 years ago 114
Fucking "you scan it, checkout"
buakaew88 2 years ago 5
@acdclover94 i didn't get it
snakerman2612 1 year ago
@snakerman2612 really?
acdclover94 1 year ago
@acdclover94 yeah i might sound stupid but its the truth lol
snakerman2612 1 year ago
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yawn
b3rkut 2 years ago
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this was tough to watch. mostly because the retard isn't funny. its a visual spectacle to see him put sentences together.
chootrangers 2 years ago
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you know what would be funny tho?? If your whole family died in a fire...and if you died of cancer...THAT would be a spectacle.
outinsandiego 2 years ago
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likewise, fag friend. i hope both of your lesbian mothers die similar deaths and your absentee father gets cured from ebola just to die that cancerous death as well.
chootrangers 2 years ago
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wtf is with that one guys laugh? o.o
Vash6767 2 years ago
hahah!
666shoewoman 2 years ago
what does he have again
spacewater12 2 years ago
cerebral palsy
trplgdssmoon 2 years ago 5
cerebal palsy
FreddyFrooh 2 years ago
funny dude
a88town1 2 years ago 3
what does that ROZ mean?
gurlnamedmax 2 years ago
it's another one of the comics in the running if I remember correctly.
SparrowGirl411991 2 years ago
Roz is one of the other comedians
AngelTheCamel 2 years ago
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stfu
Ozzy210 2 years ago
genuinly one of the funniest men i have ever seen.. when i first saw his vids i saw this as a disabled man making comedy.. and now i see him as a funny man doing comedy. he has earned a place in my heart!
RustyMobile 2 years ago 3
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Ty Barnett shouldve won...
Giggidyrange 2 years ago
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Wow.. Americans really are easily entertained..
ToniG86 2 years ago
True but you gotta give it to this guy, he is hilarious
RustyMobile 2 years ago 2
got that right!!
...well, isnt everybody to a certian extent??
shelborific 2 years ago
man i feel sorry for you, if you dont find him funny you must be miserable
morfman1990 2 years ago
and idiots like you make where ever your from look fucking retarted ToniG86
BigBis1337 2 years ago
because we can have a good time any time?
SirManNGedition 2 years ago 2
dam hes good .....
AlexanderTF 2 years ago
This Foo Is Super Funny Man! I Laugh My Ass Off All The Time!
BigBangTony 2 years ago
This guy has done so much to make us realize how lucky we are... wow. This is truly amazing.
ebergsven 2 years ago 2
Do you guys remember when your parents spelled things out in front of you? Do you guys REMEMBER your parents? *shrugs*
LOL! Awesome guy!
darkharpy13 2 years ago 21
He is the funniest guy I've ever seen, you rock Josh Blue! :D
Sadnessismymotive 2 years ago
XDD I love him!
WaWaTV 2 years ago
he must've loved making fun of gabriel
UltimateZim 2 years ago 4
whats funny is that Josh one and yet Gabriel is the one with the special
rustins59 2 years ago
what's funny is that you can't tell the difference between "won" and "one"
mediocresmoker 2 years ago 26
yea i know i noticed it 2 seconds after i posted it
rustins59 2 years ago
Josh does have special....
PoLaR1090 2 years ago
Whats it called?
keekee0491 2 years ago
just search Josh Blue comedy special i didnt think he had one either than i ound out he did :S
PoLaR1090 2 years ago
What's funny is that Josh does have a special. . .
showb4theshow 2 years ago
I think that girl at 1:05 ish is the same one in the over LCS Josh Blue vid that laffed and woke that one girl up lol
nfarnham2008 2 years ago
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AngryBlueSock 2 years ago
thats my time to tlk to god!lol haha 1000 comment
xFOXxOWNSxYOUx006 2 years ago
i love this guy!!!!
zombieporn99 2 years ago 6
y r u guys here just to look at the girls?
headlesschikingods 2 years ago
who cares?? we are not gay..its better than talking about guys..
kingprif 2 years ago
im with yea mate
niettevragen 2 years ago
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cool..i bet u are not gay
kingprif 2 years ago
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thats a good one. i bet why your comment got a bad rating is because of the gays
ccubsfan94 2 years ago
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yea huh..hahahahhaa fuck them faggets..ups sorry
kingprif 2 years ago
no we are here for the jokes...but since the girls are here as well...and we arent blind or gay ...well..... ;)
niettevragen 2 years ago
that guy laughing in the backgroung is hell annoying does anyone hear his ugly laugh???? josh blue is so funny!!!
chulix23 2 years ago 5
He's totally my hero.
disciple522 2 years ago 6
lmfaooo the razor thing was soooo funnnnny
Thehamez 2 years ago 4
1.38 free nice tities
kingprif 2 years ago 7
her body is tan but her face is WHITE
ccubsfan94 2 years ago 2
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That's the lighting dude. Stage lights do that, lol. I don't think she's actually shaded like that... though I suppose she could be.
ArchonRouge 2 years ago
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when i fuck her..ill cover her face with bag
kingprif 2 years ago
that is with all girls who put all that unnessesery dam crap on their faces....
niettevragen 2 years ago
soo...i´m not the only one who noticed...tities are the universal language
cronicadelojo 2 years ago
holy hell that girl at 5:24 is smoking hot!!!
scarface3131983 2 years ago 6
meh
flashkan 2 years ago
this dude is funny as hell... and its not just cuz of his flaying arm!
suckmyassyouwhore 2 years ago 3
TRUE comedic talent, here... LMAO!!!
ANKHifyouLOVEdjehuti 2 years ago
i dont like him because he has a disability. i like him because hes fucking hilarious! the razor joke was great
Lacks87 2 years ago 32
i have a better one:
I don't laugh because of him, but because of his jokes :)
dziewuliz 2 years ago 2
This video just made my day, he is so inspiring!
FirstSnowJ 2 years ago
"For pete's sake mom I'm 27!" He's a genius!!
WaWaTV 2 years ago
Man! I love that dude!
He is a real comidien!
lillenkill 2 years ago 7
he's the best xD he said in an interview that if they find a cure he wouldn't take it because it's a part of him
EnBrunSko 2 years ago 9
Did he win? I bloody hope so XD
ccarverjones 2 years ago 4
I scaned it 208 times!
bubba1104045 2 years ago 4
omg litteraly i was dying of laughter , he is a genius
GeorgeVanCoq 2 years ago 2
LMAO 208 times!
Kingdra 3 years ago 4