TRAILER -AVGN: Deadly Towers

[sonnicaddict]

Why the fuck isn't the original video on the related videos for a mobile device that's bullshit

[MasterNinjaXz]

can someone please tell me how to e-mail him?

[MPOEO]

a forgotten james video

[TheDestroyer11231]

that drawing at 0:45 is badass

[ignacev8x]

thumbs up if you died of laughing at the ludder part :p

[Schlimmerfinger87]

fuckness

[CufinFan]

@Schlimmerfinger87 lol du schlimmer finger

[Skateface94]

now its the link below^^

[INEEDZALL]

lol at the german insults xD

[hibber25]

it should say "The link below" now -_-

[makrell92]

i didnt understand that it was someone else until i heard the german

[gmodrules123456789]

lol

[Mosquit]

first he said in German "das spiel ist scheisse"thats ín english "that Game is Shit "

the second was "dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als dein Leben"

its means"that game fuck u harder than your live"...

[Worldsify32]

@Mosquit what is a ''A'' with 2 dots over? ä omg i did one?!

[Mosquit]

@Worldsify32 Ä or Ö are german Letters ä its like ae and Ö is like oe thats it

example:

das leben ist Hart = that live is hart

dein leben ist härter = your live is harder

The murder = Der Mord

plural

The murder = Die Mörder

German is bit complex..

[Magax11]

Best review ever

[bmaclean13]

the new youtube sucks. i can't find the link now.

[TheWaterpillar]

@bmaclean13 the link is under the video now

[superdahoho]

thank you for what you do man

I appreciate it

[willjohndevine]

Hey u menchond that Ludder = Cheap Ass Hoe but if u scroll down it's acullay the $

[sakkray]

one of my favorite eppisodes =) ps love your showes

[theededdman]

i googled ludder its means currency in deadly towers

[amartinez97]

well whe nhe looked it up in an erben dictinary it means

Cheap ass hoe....

[EMSLS]

I think that your original comments are better =P

[kilbara12]

i mean what is the video called

[kilbara12]

What one of his videos has the game ancient wars sparta i forgot the name of the video (please dont thumbs down this comment)

[15975322]

Umm no, as in 2 years from the date i posted my comment.

[MrMonkyy]

oh man^^

"das spiel ist scheisse dieses spiel fickt dich härter als das leben"

perfect quote by a german xD

[AhhYeah1]

what does that mean in english?

[Anonymous9p21]

DAS SPIEL IST SCHEIßE!

Thats why I love AVGN... ♥

[RockaWear2183]

Dieses Spiel ist als Scheiße hart. Dieses Spiel bumst Sie stark als das Leben!

(This game is hard as shit. This game fucks you harder than life!)

[Beremor]

Wow, I didn't know James Rolfe was that good at german :D Laughed a lot.

[ellelaing123]

the nerd sounds EVEN ANGREIR in german! i didnt even think that was POSSIBLE!

[xorterenshe]

I love at 6:51 in the full video when you speak German! XD

"Well, I gave that a try!"

[lastunusedname]

Some of the fan are pretty funny.

[Infidel775]

The german insult part is hysterical.

[supaflystrikes]

@Infidel775

Yeah it was, but do you know what it means? I'm not very fluent in German.

[Infidel775]

Donatboy on gametrailers graciously provided a translation.

Das Spiel ist scheisse! - This game is shit!

Dieses Spiel fickt dich haerter als das Leben! - This game fucks you harder than life!

[supaflystrikes]

@Infidel775

Haha thanks man. That's really funny!

[MrMonkyy]

its correct xD im german^^

[Assalant]

that was some terable assed game,i thought crazy castle was bad.

[zeldamaster123456789]

sweet awsomenes

[natedude95]

The funny thing is I have this piece of shit.

[zack33143]

give me many thumbs down for this comment

[mrpossibilities]

Wow, I guess reverse psychology does work. Even online :)

[zack33143]

True...

[Musiphone]

@zack33143 lol

[Random90sKid]

@zack33143 attention whore.Get a life.

[zack33143]

@Random90sKid Ok fag

[debluemonkey]

@zack33143 I know you did that 10 months ago, but you now have 91 thumbs up so you fail

[xcalibur9874]

if i were an iron-fisted dictator, i would lock political dissidents in a room with this game, and tell them that id set them free when they beat it...

mwahahahahahaha

[Smoofyful]

i just watched it... omg i laughed so hard *an endless cycle of shit*

[slarer345]

the ending i laughed so hard milk came out of my ass and not my nose O_e but anyways im glad i saw this video its hillarous

[3z3three]

"The assholeans bow down to this piece of shit"

hahah

[aekhoo]

I haven't laughed this hard in quite awhile. The quotes and the way in which they were arranged was BRILLIANT. He gives the guy from Zero Punctuation (which is also brilliant) a run for his money. Kudos to all the fans for the great material.

[arack20]

in norwegian ludder is the same as a prostitued or a whore...

[sonicthewerhog]

you have me laughing on the floor!! XD

[wiseguy69792]

wow this game is like giving a catus a blow job

[rochopper2]

@804CardMagic like P4fan said:

this game is shit!

This game fucks you harder than life!

[P4fan]

1.This game is shit

2.This game fucks you harder than your life

[megaman7812]

let's pop this fucker in!

[rochopper2]

Das Spiel ist scheisse!

Dieses Spiel fickt dich haerter als das Leben! lol

[pganton]

My favorite Part was the bit about the endless turd coming out of his ass and going into his mouth, only to be shat out again in an endless cycle 0.0 thats fucked up!

[superspine113]

that pretty much sums it up

[flurry1111]

land lubber much?

[commenterriffic]

No wonder the beggining said "Contains Mature Content. Please State Your Age."

[killer1one1]

the picture at 0:47 is amazing...

[wingnut4427]

it is pretty tight ! :D

[mafab666]

i am german and i have to say NEARLY correct pronounced

[aboymadeofweed]

lol the german was amazingly funny :D

[PaulPower99]

id rather try and lift an elephant with my ass while singing old mcdonald

[Elvexman13]

he should make a marathon of good games on the main consoles. like nes, snes, n64, and mabey some new console games.

[veritech6]

HORRAY MY DAD USED TO PAY THAT when he was like 7 years old

[DukeNukem500]

THEY'RE JUST BAALLS

[xannmax]

THIS GAME IS BALL CIDER!!!

[DukeNukem500]

@xannmax true true

[editucko]

great rewiew

[eddiErdnuss]

DAS SPIEL IS SCHEIßE !

xD

[johny5242]

Lol wie geil xD

[vampirepichu4]

I can't help but comment that your German was incorrect.

[Undeadstalker666]

damn dude ure german is killing me xDxDxD

[pokepouros]

this is my blue shit

[richboywird2]

FUCKERS!

[richboywird2]

this game sucks ass from a dog's anal area!

[sikruz1]

The ending was the best x.X

[NintyFan56]

ROFLMFAO I forgot how so fucking funny this was.

[sharpshootermatthew]

KNOW GOD!

[thekorn09]

dang, 6400+ emails....gotta give AGVN for even attempting that.

[bearandwoot]

Please review "Tiny Toons Buster : Busts Loose"

It is a really shitty game for SNES by Konami

[thenintendogamer]

the absolure WORST avgn review ever.

[Bongwyre2112]

Agreed.

[DrSpecht01]

muhahahahahahahahhah....

That´s great! And the german part was the besst.

James, du bist der Beste, du zauberst mir immer wieder ein Lächeln auf den Lippen ;-)

[zasxdcfv1]

Will you please review mother fuckin Sonic Heroes. I just want to see how you review it. I want to see reviews of Sonic Heroes but they are not as good as yours so please.

[serealkiller4]

Ludder heheh Ludder thats a funny word also i think a kid got this game in whatever year it came out also he gets a computer and searches what the word means and also says mommy this means cheap ass hoe. i wish you said what i said it would be epic!!!

[DukeNukem500]

luder is slut on swedish

[Tyrtru]

"Das Spiel ist SCHEISSE!"

"Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!"

German Fan here, I pissed my self.

I think I'm gonna take this as the message sound for my mobile phone.

[Mindman111]

Love the fan art... especially the one with Marty, whoever made this is very talented.

[RisingLightningStorm]

GO CANADA!!!! i live in a little rich community just outside of calgary. i dont know how im living there tho. we sure as hell arent rich

[Nickrj3]

You know what's sad. When I was 8 years old, My dad with a camcorder recorded me playing this game while we were on vacation.

[kostasthe1st]

ludder - 4 definitions - skank, slut or cheap-ass hoe

[LordRMXP97]

thats only three

[halofan303]

you forgot bitch i think

[SicSolution]

I saw this piece of shit at a yard sale today, I was thinking about buying it because it was 3 dollars, but then I remembered how complete ASS it is!

[gmodzombieteam]

lol if you remove 1 d from ludder its says luder what means hocker on danish XD

[5Victim5]

OH MY GOD! xD HE SAID:

DAS SPIEL IST SCHEISSE! ES FICKT DICH HÄRTER ALS DAS LEBEN

This game is bad. It fucks you harder than reality.....haha! Good Job man :)

[Gannok130]

James Rolfe is going to suffer under a stroke if he keeps yelling like this in his recent videos.

[germyfromirc]

haha- good idea/

[MrZirkusaffe]

he speaks german xD

[CufinFan]

Yheaa xD

[Awesome1601]

no he said "das spiel ist scheiße" and "dieses spiel fickt dich härter als das leben!" which means. "this game is shitty" and "this game fucks you harder than life" trust me im german i know what he's saying ;)

[Awesome1601]

fick = fuck, dich = you.. but in germany you got many words for you and all got another meaning. you = du/dich for example. And yes Germany is a lovely country and munich is great! :) But anyway i wish i was an american ;)

[Sikletrynet]

I am from Norway, and me too =) Amerika(USA) is

freakin awesome

[kickassmage]

the main character of this game looks like Sir Shmoopy of Awsometon

[jarrod2415]

cheap ass hoe!

[Umbrellish]

Ludder is norwegian for whore. O__O

[Hazard590]

someone needs to animate some of the stuff you say in this video

[memeem99]

ludder is a dansih word i know im dk and it means cheap ass hoes

[spacejerk37]

One question about the game:

Why does the little boy cum swords? Maybe they should have called it Deadly Boners.

[Skywalkersc]

´lol der is actually a german word called luder but u speak the u long and it really means cheap ass hoes

[Skywalkersc]

´why do you have to tell your age at gametrailers like you couldnt lie is just put in a year because im to lazy to put my complete birth date in it every time

[BadJoe1402]

u can lie

just change the year

[Nemesis986]

i hope he does another one of these eventually. where he reads the emails as a script

[NightwatcherDLX]

das spiel is scheiße, das spiel fickt dich härter als das leben^^ lol

[GuildOfWhores]

Ludder = cheap ass hoe.

I wish he would do another video made from fan suggestions.

[zilabazila]

you should soooooooooo review action 52

[burnmehdown214]

"I'd Rather lift an elephant with my ass while singing Old Macdonald!"

XD Man, i gotta know who said that!

[desertdragonme]

what, they couldnn't get fabio? PPFFF LOL

[SYST3MWORM]

Your german is very good ... you should Swear more in German xD

[Metroidfan10000]

AVGN really hates this game. & I saw a forced playthrough of it. Poor deceasedcrab.

[t1ag0g]

"This game is so bad, Satan wouldn't accept it if you offered it with your soul!" xDDD

[RealitySk8Boarding]

dont let your friends fuck it !

[Gannok130]

This is not a review but a screamfest....

[MegaDarth666]

toilet fall lol if i knew someone that would fall like that id send a video of that person doing it.

[hidobuik]

die SPIEL IST SHEIZE AHAHHAHA

[QWEFFF146]

''Id rather suck farts out of a dogs ass!''lol

[QWEFFF146]

''Blue Balls No Less!''

[juggalo9956]

LMAO

Ludder:050

Cheap Ass- Hoe:050

[Zakaree5]

if you watched the vid then id like to say. I LOVE ACDC!!!! OMG that pic is the wallpaper on my computer. i am a HUGE FAN!!! i love how it has it in hear. GREAT!!!!!

[Wiiwillrockyouup]

avgn let me ask you a question, why not put the episode on youtube instead? its faster, usualy doesnt have to buffer, and better quality

[SSjLuigi1]

not his sponser

[archertrio]

Actually all those factors you just mentioned work alot faster on GT if you have the right Internet.

[JSWUDNN]

in other words it sucks

[boatoflol]

Quote: "This makes me wanna suck the dry shit out of chewbakas assfur"

[barber747]

This game is so fucking hard it's easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing Old MacDonald!

Make that singing Old MacDonald...in Japanese!!!

[bewd6797]

Plumbers don't wear ties was 3do I was talking about Nes

[bewd6797]

Is this avgn's worst nes game he ever played?

[Pensfan8726]

either that or DJ&MH or dragons lair

[Arkura]

Yea i also LOLd when he speaked German

[hallowarum]

spoke..........

[Arkura]

genau

[stempel2000]

Yeah the german part was rly nice:

Das Spiel ist scheisse!! arghh....

[a90sfan]

The German part and the Old McDonald line had me rofl (No pun intended)

[einsteinmc2300]

lol so much cursing in that video. I think that's a record!

[DEB00G]

LOL. One of the people who did the quotes is "YTPMaker. I wonder if he's done any AVGN youtube poops.

[Meltdown142]

it would be easy to lift an elephent with my ass while singing ol mcdonald. lol

[ElBandido321]

You got to love the art at 0:46

I want that drawing

[ValerioA777]

the german part was my favorite...

oh and "cheap ass-hoe"

[Felixlol]

Ahhaahahaa love the german part xD

[andrewdude1]

AVGN shoul be #1...not fred...hes the most deserving

[tubbyIsAwsome]

fuck, holy shit it does.... wow youtube is even worse now.

[The2ndSamuelPrice]

does youtube block swear words now?

fuck ass bitch shit nigger

[maygirl]

When AVGN spoke in gibberish, the one who submitted it was probably like,

'jsldkjffjmwefljehjwhe.

oh shit. I got nothing."

Ludder? Urban Dictionary?

Also, funniest one ever.

[liamm1231]

LOL AT THE END

[Pooky1991]

I played this SM3 and its awesome! Theres one castle level with 1000's of doors that I can't get past!

[steveizzle123]

lol 50 cheap ass hoes

[ichundnichter]

Translation for the german part:

"Das Spiel ist Scheiße" = This game is shit!

"Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben" = This game fucks you harder than life.

[Kevtjinn]

omg... if u check the password screen, it says: your pass word. WTF?!!!!!! ?????PASS WORD????

[JLRappa]

lol

[ginD4th]

damn i have 20 cheap ass hoes X_X