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  • hahaha, i love jimmys "ECGGCH!"

  • My grandma got stomach cancer...

  • "That'll come out with a little club soda" BAHAHAHAHA

    Norton rules!

  • thanks for describing my parents norton. 

  • "If I had hepatitis and a squirt gun..."

  • what day did this air?

  • this is funny as all hell

  • Norton is going overboard but the essence of his rant is indeed factual.

    Nobody wants to take responsibility anymore! there is always something else to blame especially when your kid is a fuck up or psychopath.

    But this is America just choose someone to blame and sue them lol!

  • I knew this guy had to be from the armpit of America.

  • omg

  • Jim is a despicable human being and I fucking love him.

  • when did this show air? anyone?

  • If that's comedy then I want nothing to do with it. Sounded like a rambling retard to me.

  • @Lvduggo69 Wow! That was very offensive! You're comment want TOO FAR!!!

  • @Lvduggo69 then fuck off and find someone of quality, shitdick.

  • anyone know the date of this show?

  • ‎"I don't get any credit when these little scumbags are good in math, I don't wanna take any responsibility when they put on trench coats on Hitler's birthday. Which I'm glad they do."

  • he spits the truth

  • @happykillmore88 Yes and no. Yes because parents shouldn't be placing the blame on shit that they should be responsible for.

    But NO because of the comment "I don't get any credit when these little scumbags are good in math" well shit, I don't see this motherfucker helping people out with their math so WHY SHOULD HE GET THANKED? This shithead is a hypocrite as well. "Thank me for your kid doing well when I had nothing to do with it, but don't blame me for your kid being fucked up".

  • @DMalenfant1 you just stated the point he was trying to make. he's not being a hypocrite, he doesn't want to be given credit for anything others do, whether it be bad or good. others only blame the bad on him (or other scapegoats)

  • @DMalenfant1

    his point is that he has nothing to do with either thing. the parents just find it easier to scapegoat people like him for the bad and then credit themselves or their kid for the good. He's pointing out the hypocrisy of these people. Theres nothing hypocritical about what Jim is saying

  • this is GREAT --- Love you Jimmy!!!!

  • Happy Birthday Jimmy!

  • Norton is brilliant.

  • First 6 seconds are the funniest

  • after seeing everything that charlie sheen has done recently, and noticing the similarities in tone and cadence, it sort of contextualizes jimmies rants as that of a broken down drug addict with nothing to lose.

  • @firozfuryu WRONG

  • anybody offended by this, is obviously exactly who he means...this is right on the fucking money.

  • Jim Norton is one of Americas worst people. A real embarrassment. His comedy stinks so bad, I can only assume he came out of his mothers asshole. His opinions are always childlike, and the facts in his arguments are all wrong or twisted. I know he has have a different opinion of himself because of the legions of dummies who like him. (He even calls them dummies.) But in the eyes of intelligent people, he is just annoying and insignificant. Like a bug flying around the room at a party.

  • @1979MGD I thought he was pretty funny. He makes the Opie and Anthony show. Those two cock suckers are not funny.

  • @1979MGD I bet you have no friends....chode

  • @1979MGD what part of jimmys rant is wrong or twisted? seems like brutal yet necessary honesty to me.

  • @1979MGD You comment on youtube, therefore you are not intelligent. Opinion rejected.

  • @1979MGD and your intelligent??

  • @1979MGD lol i bet you are some retarded conspiracy theorist. nobody hated norton until the jesse ventura confrontation but after that suddenly these jim norton haters started popping up on every jim norton video lol. you'll probably deny it as well.

  • @joemiller2010 nothing wrong with being a conspiracy theorist...plenty conspiracy theorsitj[e achieve that also toward the same opie of anthony also on the side

  • Norton rules!

  • you need to fuckin die and get your ass hole cut open in person and get fucked they wood love a guy like you.

  • Hey Jimmy, if you're listening, you're a fucking asshole.

  • @MrLeeAnonymous

    He sure is

    That's why we all love him

    God bless his tormented littled soul

  • Eat cock, fag :D

  • 9 people get blasted in the face regularly.

  • jesus i love how so many of ppl are pissed off "o no he went to far" he doesn't actually think that he's probably just sick of media taking the blame for stupid shit like this

  • 9 dudes dislike this because they get blasted in the face...

  • Jim Norton is the funniest man alive.

  • @Oiouthas he did this to piss off people like you so mission accomplished.

  • @Oiouthas Terts?

  • @Oiouthas Thanks for sharing the most unoriginal statement I've read in weeks. Although badly misspelling a word with only four letters in it was a curveball, I guess.

  • @Oiouthas They're all gonna laugh at you

  • @Oiouthas : Fat people suck. Jim rules. GO TAKE A WEIGHT LOSS PILL!!! YOU FAT FUCK. Just put the pork chop down. If you're not fat then just get a life and get fat you fucking little dick son of a whore. AIDS welcomes you.

  • @enterthetekken i hope you too

  • 0:48 - SCCCCCCCCCCCCUMBAGS!

  • HAHAHA!!! I sooo needed this rant first thing Monday morning!

  • "I hope you fall face first in the wedding cake in the dressing room" ROFL a selfish stroke

  • and people, specially my mates girl friends, who are 'adults' give me looks of disgust when I say things like this!

  • private pyle and curly from the 3 stooges fucked

    and jim norton came out!! or mr potato head and curly fucked lol

    this guy is so not funny he try's to hard to be funny.. he is annoying!!!

  • @botzaro00 no you're just an idiot who doesn't have a sense of humor

  • @botzaro00 tell us a joke then you spastic tosser.

  • @clackstaaan = the response when someone makes a valid point that hits too close to home

  • @sr038 whats he doing on this video then? everyone knows jim norton is an evil cunt.

  • What he's doing isn't that difficult. But how he sustains (coke) his temper tantrums throughout (coke) these long tirades is remarkable. One wonders who his comedic idols may have been growing up?

  • @MLP88 you must be thinking of Sam Kinison

    Jim Norton doesnt do drugs or even drink

  • I'd like to blast some of my customers with an AIDs squirt gun. lol

  • hahahahahaha... "And everybody is SAAAADDDD" jimmy is a fucking hydrogen bomb of truth here

  • awesome !

  • @okusachink you suck

  • @okusachink you're an idiot

  • Love you Jimmy, it doesn't matter what color, I too hate all kids

  • So wrong, yet so true and so funny

  • no matter how nasty he is, he makes me laugh my rear off

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  • at times it sounds like a greg a logue no wonder jim norton gets along with greg gutfeld so well.

  • YES!

  • I love it

  • Norton is God

  • @rudolfforever

    I hope not.. I don't think God is a balding angry pedophile who has small dick big mouth syndrome.

  • @LA3226

  • @LA3226 fucking DIE faggot !!!!!!

  • @LA3226 of course he's not. That would be absurd. He would have to exist to be those things...

  • @LA3226 yeah i know what a douche fuck seriously

    did he just admit to being a pedo?

  • @CERNOBE Oh, literal YouTuber! It's called irony.

  • @LA3226 relax. It's called an expression.

  • ha now he knows what it feels like to be called racist. now he knows how black people feel.

  • The sad part is little JImmy would try & suck me. what a fetus.

  • This is one of the best things on all of youtube.

  • pjt03 sucks more dick than jenna haze

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  • "Columbine murders were hilarious, all those shattered dreams!!!" thats freedom of speech. Love you Jim.

  • hahahaah god damn I love Norton

  • Why does Jim not have 20 more comedy specials? I NEED more stand-up.

  • Jimmy is the shit

  • Norton OWNZ

  • "you neglectful, middle class scumbags: i have no mercy for any of you. if your kids can't handle the radio, then be firm parents and turn it off, or tell them to pony up and get pistols." XD

  • Jim Norton is my foul-mouthed midget god. lol

  • Leno should let Jimmy do one of these type of rants,uncensored.The show would probably be cancelled immediately but it would be worth it.

    Every time I hear this crazy shit it's hilarious.

  • Judging by his ratings lately, it might actually help him.

  • yeah maybe then Conan can get his show back

  • Freedom of speech never sounded more beautiful.

  • that's a lot of editing

  • selfish stroke

  • I love this video. I feel the same way

  • @traveldownward86 Jim Norton doesn't make any points ever! He just talks shit all day.

  • @larsloveskirk He is a potty mouthed comedian what the fuck do you expect?

  • selfish stroke, thats funny

  • Fuckin' A Jim, fuckin' A.

  • What are you talking about? I was hoping for those crazy kids to start the "school shooting tour"

  • true - dat G?!

  • He was saying it for comedic purposes... I'm sure that if you stopped him on the street and asked him if he really thought it was funny he would say, "No you idiot it was to make a point"

  • Oh snap! Now I recall what I said. You'll have to forgive me it's kinda hard to recall every little thing I type on you tube. If memory serves me correct:" Blaming entertainment for how your kid turned out is false. family, friends, school are what molds us. Making fun of the school shootings is just wrong." Is that about right?

  • this is funny shit

  • ahh jimmy lol, your crazy as hell but your awesome as hell too hahahaha

  • "If I had hepatitis in a squirt gun I would blast you and your stupid kids!" LMFAO!!!

  • Hey Norton, it's rants like this that makes me a fan of your work. Thank you for voicing my opinion so perfectly.

  • He's right though..  Those Columbine massacres were hilarious!

  • so you just went around posting this on every jim norton video? dont you have anything better to do with your time? as if every prostitute was sold into slavery as a child. you grew up in a soft, faggy life as a kid, exactly like what jim was talking about here, and it warped your views.

  • please stop wasting oxygen?

  • So what? He's a comedian, not a politician.

  • bring O&A back.

  • Mark Larue is a cum guzzling bitch !

  • "i hope you die the day before your daughter gets married." genuine gold.

  • The guy makes sense.

  • everyone is a racist!!!!!

  • ona nd jimmmmmmmmyyyyyy FUKEN RULEEE fuck CBS u faggots

  • No, actually ant is an honest asshole. Anthony Cumia is the greatest. He can do no wrong. Die.

  • So what if Anthony is a racist , what does that mean ? Grow up idiot.

  • @Zona992006 im in southwest

  • hepatitis and a squirtgun....pony up and get pistols...classic line after classic line...I love Jimmy.

  • Jimmy Norton is one funny f*ck

  • Thank you for editing "fuck". That kind of language has no place when discussing Lil' Jimmy

  • please check out my ted vids...i am a big jimmy fan

  • Egg on their faces. Hail Jim Norton.

  • Norton's right. Parents want to worry about how someone else is affecting their kids, but they won't take responsibility for shitty parenting. My kids listened to lots of stuff, and turned out fanfuckingtastic.

  • "those columbine murders were hilarious"

    Jim norton is a unpredictable funny muthafucka

  • hahahahahaha.

  • So selfish that you had to have a stroke

  • black liberals are no better. Hell, probaby worse!

  • Hey, I'm not the only one who laughs at school shootings.

  • Gods, Norton is the Sam Peckinpah of the comedic set.

  • lmao, i love it at 2:38! xD omg, thats hilarious. I would totally fuck him if i had the chance!

  • email him trust me you'll get the chance

  • Norton's a genius! A dirtbag genius.

  • Its funny cause its true

  • I agree with Norton.

  • At first I was about to be pissed at the whole murders hilarous, but afterwards I laugh my ass off. Thats what comedy is, the build up and then the punchlines. So you can't take this shit serious or out of context.

  • I miss this Jimmy. Now that he's medicated and going to therapy he has calmed down a lot and doesn't get this pissed off. I'm glad for him personally, because I'm a huge fan, but I miss how pissed off he used to get.

  • You could get him fairly pissed off with sleep deprivation, but it's just not the same.

  • Norton is the man