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  • but yet you say not all men are the same either. not every man wants sex.and you judge on that? im not a hater but this is getting confusing. you say not all women are the same but men are? im gonna have to think bout that one for a bit...

  • not all women are the same true most are the same MOST DATE JERKS LIKE YOU ONSION

  • I wish I knew someone like you in real life. Obviously I don't even know you to begin with, regardless I feel like I know you. And honestly, I don't understand why you have so many haters or why you'd ever question someone wanting to be with you, or have others questioning that.

    I often feel like signing out of our society completely, which isn't very possible. I wish to one day be able to suck shit up like you do, you're a rolemodel to me.

    Honestly, I would be honored to get married to you.

  • aww more boys should be like this

  • i actually wish all men had a similar view like yours.

  • I WANT TO DATE YOU! <3

  • yes yes and yes

  • I would marry an emo but not u cause your goth

  • Defff marry you! (:

  • i would marry you :)

  • Very cool. I would love to have a guy like you!

  • I would -3

  • You don't find many people who really treat others with respect. I think you are one of the few who actually do. Bravo.

  • You fuckin rock dude

  • I wanna marry you now (: hah

  • I WANAN DATE AN EMO!!!

  • I would marry you.

  • that was.... wonderful, i sat and nodded through all this... you are a great person and i respect you:3

  • Will you marry me ?

  • i acc love you you are so genuine and deserve to be respected in a society that can't seem to accept that not everyone is not the same and that those who are different are the better of the world and see it through clearer eyes. Onision i would marry an emo not because they are emo but because he would be the one that could understand and respect me for who i am

  • I'd marry an emo guy because emo guys are really sweet, loving, and sexy <3 :)

  • I <3 u onision

  • I'd marry you~ (If that doesn't sound at all creepy...)

  • How is Onision in the related videos of one of my videos? Not that I mind... :D

  • AH YEAH INTERNET ARGUMENT IN THA MUTHAFUCKIN HOOOOOUSE

  • Haha, yeah. I hate it when men have really big muscles, I think it's gross A little tone is fine but the whole "washboard" thing is nasty. I love tall, thin white guys. Nom. Lol.

  • 0:30, lol my promoted video on the side thingy was "Get six pack abs in 2012" lmfao

  • Onision, what did you do to earn so many haters...?

  • @Kimihro I think its the whole...looking away while talking and slowly looking at the camera.

  • @Kimihro yeah onision you dont deserve haters, you rock

  • @Kimihro its not his fault its all those large ego man who have a small penis who feel incompitent that they have the need to take it out on some1 who has far more talent (and maybe dicksize don't know) then they'll ever have (unless they do a 1500 euro surgery on penis enlargement) then u'll never hear em :-) NEVER GIVE IN TO THE HATERS ONISION!!! give in to the lovers!

  • I would marry you anyday Greg! You're so perfect! I LOVE YOU GREG!

  • I'm a Christian I love your vids and you are like the perfect man and I don't get why the other Christian was so mean let him be who he wants you don't own him period let him be

  • o and Onision ur not alone i am emo and people make fun of me 2 and Onision ur the perfest guy so all of the people that say ur not they can go and suck a dick

  • omg Onision just described the most perfect guy in the world!!! :O

  • Holy hell, your smart! o:

  • all of the haterz that ack like they give a rats ass if ur girlfriend loves them or not and just use them for a fuckbuddy go get a life u loser if he means all of what he says and if he does that he is a way better friend or boyfriend than u r so go and get a life and stop hatein on others that r way better than u.

  • Hey two of my friends commented on this video now im commenting

  • I thought this was going to be a sarcastic video on why no one wants emos...........

  • @Evceleb HI DAKOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @angel12345667 Hiiii angel xD

  • Id marry him

  • Im just like him

  • Sounds like my kind of lover.

  • you just desrcribe me

  • Wow, You sir have described my viewpoints perfectly. I only wish I were as confident as you are. Working on that.

  • amen!!*puts hand up*

  • @Psykozinator wait.. so this guy watched all these videos from onision....... and continues to watch them.... in order to....??? condescend to someone for making a video to speak out against closemindedness?

  • @Psykozinator No..Hes just funny...and cliché's steriotypes...so...shut up ? hes a pretty cool person..

  • @MonsterArrow you're a retard, mate. At least learn english before to try to insult me, so I can at least understand what you're saying, rofl.

  • @Psykozinator I did learn english,did you ? Because i dont understand what i miss-spelled.

  • @MonsterArrow don't make me tell the grammar nazis about you, they'll put you on a train to grammar camp.

  • @Psykozinator Now i see,you're a troll well have fun trolling ! :)

  • @MonsterArrow blowing the troll whistle is the oldest trick in the book. I suggest you go have a look in the onisiondrama[dot]tumblr[dot]co­m archives, if you start now it will still be days before you finish reading about your good Onision's scandals, then you decide who's a troll, the guy who tells all "meat eaters" to die, fakes serious illnesses and pregnancies, or any other frauds for a little publicity, OR one of the thousands who calls him out on his bullshit. Have a nice life.

  • @Psykozinator I just like his Onision channel its hilarious :D

  • @Psykozinator fuck you, you are so rude,do you know how much he respects people, no matter how they act, no matter what they are, and yes i am prepared to face how many numbers of people that will defend you to defend onision, because he deserves it, he deserves it because of the person he is, because of the respect he gives, and how many hours he puts into each and every single video, ad Onision, if you are reading this,just look at all of the "likes", caz therz far more who ♥ u, than hate u. ♥

  • @ImDramaQn he doesn't respect anyone you dumb fuck, do your research before you jump at me like a rabid dog.

  • @Psykozinator hey thats my best friend and i bet you wouldnt kiss your mother with that mouth or say what u just said to her face bro so do something

  • @angel12345667 I'm sorry, perhaps you should write to Google and demand they insert a profanity filter for children, because I don't give a flying fuck if you find it obscene. Say it to her face?? I'd do a whole lot more to her face than that.

  • @Psykozinator stop being so fucking serious.....YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

  • @Psykozinator It is acctually you who is a fucking cliche, your someone who is jealous of someone successful and you just watching videos that yyou find stupid because the majority of people who watch Onision's videos find them good, great, magnificent or extraordiery, this is because you are socially retarded. why dont you make fun of me? I'm Dyslexic, come on, make a joke about me, how i dont understand half the shit im tauht at shcool, your jaust a sad little piecse of shit

  • @Rockstardude98 somebody didn't take their medication today! lmao

    I never said I didn't enjoy his clips, why the fuck else would I subscribe? Fact is he's a brilliant comedian, but that doesn't change the fact he's an arsebag as a person, unlike you I don't look at things with a biased tunnel perspective. Go to bed, you obnoxious child.

  • @Psykozinator go fk yourself

  • Broken out of character :P

  • Why aren't you like this anymore?

  • OMG! I wish i could find someone like you!!!!

  • i would

  • @ DoctorEvilCrayon...i agree

  • your amazng onision

  • You remind me of Gerard Way..

  • besides the outside look and half the intellegence of mabye two thirds this is me god i need to pay attention in class.

  • He describes the perfect man :)

  • wow im not showing off or anything but he pretty much just described me . I dont have a large amount of muscle to show off to girls but ik what they deserve and that is all the love i can give them :)

  • i would say yeass but its very rare too findd onee

  • some girls, yes. like all buff men. but not me. you see I actually find the "scrawny" type attractive. the shy type. I don't understand why a Christian per say would say such a thing as marriage is a huge thing in their religion, I think some people need to respect different people. I enjoy your videos C: I always sing I am a Banana to piss my boyfriend off. hope you reply. xox

  • Very nice words, sir.

  • <33333

  • <3

  • I wish Onision had a couple dozen clones, cause he is the dream man<3

    Youre the perfect person for any woman to mary.

    Shiloh is indeed one of the luckiest girls to ever walk this earth, because she has you Greg.

    Stay Golden<3

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  • i wanna marry u emo charlie !!!

  • Whats the atheist post hes talking about?

  • I hugged an emo chick once... She tried to stab me the next day :(

  • hug an emo!

  • <3 words well spoken

  • emo charlie...i am so sad ur taken :(

  • if only you were real </3

  • Intense

  • haha ur great :P

  • Haha... Nice.

  • You are dum

  • I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • soooo true  :D

  • Women need to stay in the kitchen, because the world is full of rapists and kidnappers that will attack them the very moment they leave the kitchen. Do your part to protect women everywhere: Keep them in the kitchen.

  • @Flasimbufasa

    the 50's called they want there sexisem back!

  • @ShortANDFunableRants its spelled sexism FYI

  • that's me.

  • he described me in high school. too bad that if you are this guy, your heart is most likely going to get trampled by some woman and then your outlook changes......

  • are u really emo

  • Dude, you are awesome!! People who are hatin are just jealous!

  • sending my love 2 you emo charlie <3

  • Onision just described me and I have a girlfriend... I'm also emo...

  • Dick+pussy=sex!

  • lol

  • my ex is an emo and i would gladly marry him, he's everything youjust described lol

  • whats with all the damn head turn's

  • this video was a mouthful of words! totally agree with u bro

  • I love u

  • You seriously. Seriously, just described my ex boyfriend. Miss him to bits .< /3

  • i would marry u u lol ill even propose lol x]

  • the add said "are you single?" LOL

  • i would want to marry a man like you <3

  • guys bgyhug

  • He sounds so nice :D He just pwned emo haters.

  • wow after i watched tht i..... well im speetchless i mean rlly i dont know what to think tht just hit me like a bullet to the heart

  • IM DATING AN EMO!!! they are PEOPLE!!!! btw I love you aiden <3 <3

  • Respect.

  • now I want to marry him :D

  • Omg THAT WAS PROPER INSPRATIONAL ;D

  • you just described the perfect man to bad there arent many out there

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  • honestly for me i dont want to marry someone with good looks well i do but i also want some one with good personality and likes me for me not make me pretend i am someone else if you agree thumbs up

  • Smartass <3

  • ohh i love onision he like pawned all haters right here XD ! ! ! !

  • yeah, like its that easy man...

  • I would like to marry someone like that or at least with those things

  • I'd marry you but I'm a man tho sooo yea...

  • that was amazing :) <3 u onision!

  • im scared. lol jk love you dude.

  • I would marry you lol

  • Dude that was perfect! i love it XD

  • id marry an emo guy, well im already dating one, he's just my type. lol i love it when alex (my bf) licks my snake bites ;D

  • Onision has real respect im not like him but i would like to be. hes funny and cool ill be one of his friends

  • @WolftheReaper I'll be yooouuurr frriiieeenndd....

  • all those things you listed = The real onision, haters are big mother******* liars

  • ME!

  • i would marry you in a heartbeat dont worry about haters

  • Am I the only one thinking he has the prettiest eyes?

  • @pinkwolfgirl13 problably not

  • dude, I WANT YOU

  • Like this dude has any 'bros' to hang with, lolol.

  • @GhilliedUp

    you must not have respect wemon not others if you cant respect someone no mater who there. i hope your friends have a no braings so that they stay your friend.

  • @WolftheReaper I hope your English teacher has brains so they give you extra classes, lolol.

  • Any woman would

  • Love you for making this vidio :3 Well said and i belive your all those thingsthat you said you are .Your an amazing actor too! <3

  • I would totally marry an emo guy. There is nothing wrong with being dark or sensitive. I'm both myself. lol.

  • I do.....

  • i love u so much!!! plus ur really funny

  • every woman should love you!! you seem like an awesome lover!!

  • I'm the kind of women dude ur awesome!!! I would marry u if I could

  • 162 woman were upset that he didnt take them for his bride and hit the dislike button :)

  • who has sexy ass lips...

  • FTW I HAVE MYSELF! :3

  • Personally I don't care as much of guys looks as to who they are inside. And Greg, you are and amazing person, inside and out!

  • WELL L ILOVEYOU CUTIE CAPS R STUCK GRRR

  • O.o wowas lucky girl...

    

  • i love his lips...like...woah...

  • He is right [:

    I totally hate douchebags :P

  • I would marry you emo charlie

  • his eyes change colour in every scene, wierd!

  • I agree with everything you said. but words are one thing, actions are another.

  • dang the truth hurts!

  • i love emo's, so bitches.. DONT HATE.

  • I miss this onision...

  • see people will agree with you but really they still go for the hot person.

  • nope

  • this made me smile

  • But as for the ACTUAL question. I think anyone would want to marry a man like you because mine is just like you.

  • Who wants to marry an emo? A lonely whiney teenage girl who's on her period and thinks she has the worst life ever even though she has loving parents, food, water, baths, and a roof over her head.

  • why do you have to dramaticly start each scene with you lookin away from the camera and then, as you talk, look at the camera. I mean this isnt relative to your beliefs or anything which i respect, but it kinda got annoying after a while. :/

  • @TheMinecraftcake Because he's a pretentious dick.