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  • All those years I read comic books and saw TV shows, and Lois kept trying to prove Clark was Superman. Now he tells her right to her face, calm as hell, and she doesn't believe him!

  • Because Superman NEVER lies.

    But he will screw with you.

  • Super Troll is Super!

  • SM: .you mad bro

  • Superdickery at its finest

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • «Yokel from Smallville»...

    Perhaps Kent should've said «Supes lets me interview him cuz he don't like bitches»

  • Well lets think about this. Who would believe that Superman,this all powerful man of steel is actually some farmboy named Clark Kent who acts socially odd, is always happy, and its a really bent out of shape stuck up square whose voice sounds different and works at the planet? This is why his disguise works better in the movies, not only can you literally not see in relation but at the same time his hair is different, he holds himself differently and hes just not Superman.

  • @DarPower1 Your wrong...the "real" reason is because..."all the mans are the same" :D ... i know the exit.

  • Even with how smooth he is, he still shouldn't have lowered his glasses as he said it.

  • He pulled down his glass for a second. He was actually being serious and Lois missed it

  • If you want to make an excuse, tell the truth! People will never believe you.

  • luthor also figured out superman was clark but refused to believe it for a being with such power would never pretend to be a mere man

  • Ahh, i remember this. Golden lol.

  • after she walks away "wasn't lyin bitch"

  • They always do that in cartoons...

  • She deserves to get less stories than him if she can't even tell the difference between the two because of one pair of glasses. lol

  • Wow, and they say she's smart...

  • Superman + trolling = Supertroll, he'l save you......maybeh.

  • superman - the troll of steel

  • DC animated series always had better writing and animation then Marvel did. I mean Spider-Man and X-Men were good shows just not as good as Batman and Superman.

  • @TheArtificiallyMade Neither of them had an Animation Giant like Warner Bros backing them up, but now that Disney has Marvel maybe that will change.

  • @ShadowSonic2 Trust me it has, just look at Wolverine and the X-Men which to me is the best animated adaption to the team and as well as Avengers Earth Mightiest Heroes.

  • Man, Superman is a dick.

  • DAAAAYYYYYUUUUMMMM

  • here we see an example of Superman's famed super-trolling power

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  • The sad part is, in this series, Lois finds out Batman's secret identity but can't figure out who Superman is.

  • It's true what they say, superman's faster than a speeding bullet, never tells a lie and is the king of supertrolling

  • dat super chin.

  • is amazing what glasses can do these days

  • Supertrolling at it´s finest.

  • Superman is best when he has a sense of humor.

  • a clever man tells his advisary the truth and convinces him its a lie.

  • He even lowered those "barely there anyway" glasses.

  • Trust me, as long as his glasses don't fall off, he can say anything he wants to.

    Ever since I put on this fake moustache, it's been like those statutory rape charges never even happened.

  • @TheloniousKeys781 Best fucking comment EVER!

  • @TheloniousKeys781 HEY! You're giving people ideas!

    ... any other helpful advice?

  • @TheloniousKeys781 Best. Comment. EVOR!

  • @TheloniousKeys781 You know, I never thought of that...

    Actually, my girlfriend's no longer jailbait. She's 21.

  • The secret identity of Clark Kent

    it's so ridiculous nobody will believe it

  • This is where Superman keeps all his fucks ->

  • REALLY?! No way...

  • Jesus christ lois is hot

  • Nope, he is Chuck Testa

  • There has NEVER been a version of Lois Lane remotely likeable.

  • Man even Superman can't resist a little trolling.

  • @DStalnaker13 lmfao tha's horrible!!

  • But what Lois actually said, "No shit. Do you think we humans are so retarded that we wouldn't recognize two faces that are exactly the same because of some glasses? Do you think we wouldn't be suspicious of that? We just play along, Smallville. Sheesh."

  • @Sloth7d - actually, it's a little more complicated than that. Apparently, Superman 'vibrates' his head (insert muff joke here) to hide any distinguishing features while on patrol.

  • @MarcTaker Another explanation is that he has super hypnosis, and another is that he can control the muscles in his face to look different as Superman, and yet another is that he has "super acting" skills (yes Super Acting is now a super power). They're all.... silly... to say the least, and all each lead to crazier implications than people being fooled by a pair of glasses; which seems okay to acknowledge in a Universe where domino masks also can be used for a disguise.

  • Well, shit.

    Now she CAN'T say he didn't tell her!

  • Lol :P You think his chin would give him away

  • oh men!!!

    Is she always dumb like that? XD

  • Has he lost his mind!? Or did he know lois would react that way

  • @HatterMadigan I'm the godamn batman. BITCH

  • @GoRamonez I'm a godamn batman fan....BITCH

  • Superman's biggest advantge (beyond chaning his hair style, changing his voice and stooping as Clark so as to look shorter) is that since he doesn't wear a mask everyone thinks Superman is just Superman. No one thinks he has another idenity so they're not looking for one. For Lois she can't see the forrest for the trees, for Lex he's too arrogant to beleave the truth, for everyone else it's a non issue. :)

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited And when Batman first met Clark he didn't even look at him... just Lois.

  • @TheThreeHeadedDragon Yeah that would do it :)

  • I'm Batman, that's why... bitch.

  • the truth really will set u free! lol

  • that was seriously the funniest fucking superhero clip i've ever seen

  • It's more than just the glasses, people. The reason Lois or anyone else doesn't suspect that Clark is Superman is because Clark doesn't do anything to give people a reason to suspect that he is Superman. Besides, I always thought it would be easier to figure out Batman's identity anyway. Other than Bruce Wayne, who in Gotham City can afford all those high-tech gadgets Batman uses?

  • @darrinbaker00 rumor has it Batman makes these gadgets. In The Dark Knight, it was very obvious who Batman was because it was practically WayneTech, like completely WayneTech.

  • @darrinbaker00 The Riddler has an explanation for that... in the interview tapes in Arkham Asylum he said that he believed that Batman was a criminal who stole money from the people he fights.

  • @darrinbaker00 Well Gotham is a pretty big city and we've seen stories about other companies (Gothcorp is one) and they all have people behind them who have money. Besides even IF someone figured out that Batman's stuff is Waynetech doesn't mean Batman is Bruce Wayne just that Bruce Wayne (or someone at Waynetech) supplies him with his stuff becasue they beleave in what Batman does. In fact if that happened all Bruce would have to do is appear with Batman and explain as

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited much to the press or whatever and there you go. :)

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited: But Bruce can't appear with Batman because he is Batman. The only ways would be to hire an imposter or use some holograhic mumbo-jumbo.

  • @TherealRNO .-. Well he does do that.

  • @Olliesama: i know he does,

  • @TherealRNO Well, it's been done before. There was an episode of the animated series were Bruce filled in for him, hell there was even one lame episode of the 60's series where Alfred did a drive through as Batman in Batmobile. While I wouldn't find that plausable in a serious situation Bruce has MANY people in his circle of allies who could stand in for him OR Batman and throw off the suspious. Hell, Zatanna could use magic to duplicate him or J'onn could just take his form.

  • @LibraGamesUnlimited Sorry meant to say Dick Grayson filled in for Bruce. Sorry :)

  • Even the way he "spills the beans" has a sort of indirect feel to it, almost witty as well. Which is perhaps why Lois didn't buy it with a grain of salt.

  • This show was awesome because while Clark was slightly awkward, he wasn't the complete incompetent he often is shown to be while "disguised" in the comics, instead being quiet, but assertive and a very good reporter.

  • Actually Clark changes his persona, or he is supposed to. He goes all nerdy and clumsy and mild mannered as Clark Kent and then this awesome powerhouse of a dude when hes Superman. Its not a dumb disguise. Hes proud of his Human upbringing which is why he refuses to wear a mask.

  • . . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • you know the dangerous place is actually safest! :D

  • Right, and Bruce Wayne is really Batman

    Back to reality!

  • Later when he goes home he's gonna write in his diary "Told Lois that I was Superman today, she didn't believe me. Went to watch her undress through the walls and fapped"

  • @HalfBearPig

    more like "went to her house as superman...and fucked it was a good day diary :)"

  • Yeah right Clark. Next I suppose you're gonna tell us that Bruce Wayne is actually Batman and that he only acts like a playboy so people won't believe that he could be the Dark Knight.

  • superman has the lamest disguise ever...just a pair of glasses on and nobody recognises him wtf....why didn't batman think of that haha....cartoons are so dumb

  • @Lowlightnight

    Superman's secret identity is based on the minor changes to his appearance, how different Clark Kent is from Superman, and Superman's lack of a disguise (why would some powerful man like Superman have a secret identity?).

  • @metaXz He has a secret identity because he cant serve humanity 24 hours a day. Secondly because his enemies will discover, that their only way to hurt Superman, is by hurting the people he openly cares for.

  • @DarPower1

    I know that man. I'm talking about the people in the show looking at Superman. Why would THEY think Superman has a secret identity? Especially with the whole unmasked thing.

  • Superman is a super troll.

  • i knew it.... i knew Lois Lane was really a Blonde

  • Best way to lie is to tell a truth that ironic

  • He mind fucked her without her even knowing.

  • LIKE A BOSS.

  • They need to have this scene in the new movie.

  • Yup. Superman is a dick.

  • Wow they should call him Clark Cunt.

  • well techincally she asked and he told the truth, so she cant get mad in the future when she finds out that he really is superman

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  • Also to be fair to Supes, he isn't the only one to use glasses as a disguise. Superboy, Supergirl, and Wonder Woman have also done it.

  • The Golden Age Superman had the best disguise. He could compress his spine to go from 6'2 as Superman to 5'8 as Clark.

  • He is a very smart. He did that knowing that women never listen to or believe anything a man says anyways

  • @starguard huge tumbs up from every man in the world

  • She asked and he told the truth, what more does the woman expect ?

  • All that's missing is a trollface

  • Lois' character was always funny to me. She's supposed to be SMART and no-nonsense, yet she can't see through a pair of glasses that he's Superman. XD

  • @yourfuturequeen Not really. If you work with someone who looks just like... I don't know, someone famous, er...never mind...you don't immediately think 'Ha! So (insert famous person here) is really my co-worker!' you say "Has anyone ever told you you look just like (insert famous person here)?" Christopher Reeve did it best - it was all in the body language.

  • Seriously though, Lois would probably be PO'ed if she ever found out the truth. It would destroy her credibility as a reporter (if anyone else knew) and she'd think that for all those years Clark was pulling some sick mind game and laughing at her behind her back.

  • @ShadowSonic2 who's to say clark wasnt playing a sick mind game and laghing behind her back...god knows i would as many times as she rejected clark kent, and swooned all over supermans ball sack lol

  • "What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the God Damned Superman!"

  • @ShadowSonic2 Batman: That's copyright!

  • CK; "I'm the God damn Batman!."

  • Best eyeglasses ever.

  • Clark Kent doesn't need glasses, he just wears them to disguise his face, since superman doesn't have a mask.

  • The Truth is I am Iron Man.

  • No no no that can't be right. It doesn't add up! I'm almost certain Superman doesn't wear glasses.

  • @kaimisawesome clark kent is superman he just wears glasses and changes his hairstyle to hide his identity and when he becomes superman he changes the hairstyle again and removes the glasses

  • I'm Batman.

  • @TheRealFreeman i would not count on that i all ready made appearances as batman aka batboy

  • He's actually Darkwing Duck.

  • @Twewyable Who's Jim Cummings?!

  • @starflowerfantasy An extremely talented voice artist. 

  • @MrCure4 LOL. I worded that wrong. I know who he is. MY ABSOLUTELY FAVORITE VOICE ACTOR!!! I just was wondering which character they were talking about being voiced by him..... I think I just confused myself. Did you know he voiced Shocker in the Spectacular Spiderman series?!

  • @starflowerfantasy Cummings was Shocker in Spiderman TAS, Shocker in Spectacular Spidey was Jeff Bennet.

  • @ShadowSonic2 oh. so i got the spiderman series messed up again? That's what i get for staying up to midnight to watch videos on youtube

  • Bahahaha! I do the same thing. I tell the truth sarcastically and no one believes me. XD

  • Hey I Never Realized That Spiderman is copying the work of Superman, working in the newspaper superman does it to help, but spiderman does it to get money out own image but it all fairness spidy is poor

    BTW spider dosen't need the job he stole a police radio..

  • the best thing about superman is superdickery.

  • AHAHHAHA

  • i think everyone knows clark is superman and only pretends they don't to humor him

  • Clark Kent be Superman, he needs glasses and Superman doesn't need glasses, how will he see without glasses...

  • There is no number low enough to count how many fucks Superman gives right here.

  • reverse psychology for the win.

  • .....OH SNAP Superman is just trying to screw Lois out of a job

  • Hehehehe Love this part!!!!

  • "you're a sick man Kent" XD oh Lois if only you knew...

  • Wow, Clark Kent is Superman?! I thought it was Homer Simpson!

  • Superman - The Ultimate Troll

  • I believe the phrase goes: "Superman is a dick, that's why" XP

  • lmao

  • well perhaps we should examine the case as, "unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you" ~captain Jack Sparrow =)

  • woah superman cartoon is wayy more handsome *ERKS*

  • I can see that "I was telling the truth face, but you think I'm lying" strawberry face...

  • which series is this from??

  • @Nahinfi09 Rugrats 

  • I have to say as much as I love Superman those glasses are ridiculous. That has to be the worst disguise since....ever!

    But this is hilarious!

  • @AbStar921 The glasses are just a part of the dsiguise.

  • @Ikarosus Yes, the glasses and he parts his hair on the other side. What criminal mind could possibly penetrate that fortress of security?!?!!

  • @AbStar921 Heh, well in the comics, they give it pretty logical explanation. But yeah, in this cartoon, it seems really ridiculous.

  • @AbStar921 Maybe he uses the mind wiping kiss on them all.

  • @RainbowPowerRangerX I've never understood why he doesn't use that power more often.

  • @AbStar921 - Lois is supposed to be such a sharp, quick - witted investigative reporter. & if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon. ;)

    I think she's just pretending to be ignorant of Clark / Superman's identity, hoping that CK will let his guard down, THEN, she can swoop down & document it in big, bold b & w letters.

  • Are you honestly saying no one can see past those stupid glasses?

  • @MPieter88 In the live action movies it was understandable--his REAL disguise was the way he acted, the way he moved and talked. He acted like such a total schmuck that no one in their right mind would think he was Superman.

    In TAS, however, there is no such depth to the disguise--he acts and talks the same whether in costume or in civilian garb.

  • Like it was even needed to be said -_-'

  • superman? more like superDICK!

  • dude that is so ironic!

  • Suuuuuuuure.

    What's next?

    Dick Grayson being Robin?

  • @TF2Gmod technically dick grayson is no longer robin.

  • nice troll there superman.

  • The easiest way to hide the truth is to tell it to everyone in a way that nobody will believe.

  • Right.

    Next you'll be telling me Jay Garrick can run at the speed of light.

    Pfft.

  • @YellowoboeThe Yeah! Everyone knows his natural super speed caps at the speed of sound. Sha!

    I like how I'm probably the only one who got this reference.

  • @YellowoboeThe The who?

  • @Curseco Jay Garrick is the original Flash.

  • Ya right...like theyd ever let a Guy like Hal Jordan be responsible for a planet, so what is Barry Allen incredibly fast or something?

  • Peter Parker: Well Mary-Jane, the truth is I'm actually the amazing Spiderman in disguise and I only pretend to be a high school nerd so that no one can ever guess I am actually a world renowned crime fighter

  • @MrDetective1412 Well Peter doesn't exactly pretend to be a high school nerd, because that's how he starts out.

  • Is that a qwerty keyboard?

  • The humour of this scene is really all down to tone of voice. Because Clark said he was Superman in a rapid, staccato way and in a sarcastic tone of voice, Lois didn't believe him. If he said it slower and stopped to look her in the eye once or twice, she'd come to realise that it all makes sense.

  • He's just wearing a pair of fucking glasses for his disguise... HOW does that work?!?

  • @bman45cal They've come up with a variety of explanations over the years but basically, Superman doesn't wear a mask, so they don't think that Superman has a secret identity, thus they have no real reason to suspect that Clark Kent is Superman. The reason for their lack of suspicion is either because traditionally Kent is so mild-mannered and awkward or because, in this and John Byrne's Superman, Clark Kent is such a complete person that it doesn't seem like he could simultaneously be Superman.

  • @MrLunitunz the super-man robots he built so kent can been seen at the same time as super man certainly helps too

  • @Joesolo13 Yes, indeed.

  • @bman45cal It's simple- whenever someone DOES recognize him, he punches their head off, and they can no longer tell their story! :D

  • @sonbuhitsunei so people do know he's superman but they're just too afraid to say it....

  • @bman45cal probably the same way a cardboard box works for snake

  • @Vadion12 I probably should have considered that.

  • Press 6 repeatedly to watch Clark "smack" himself.

  • Superman the boyscout.........was trolling? No Fucking way!