The wall of quotes!

[MrsCucumberFruit]

People who write with their right hands live about 9 years longer than people who write with their left hands(:

[helpmeitshannah]

you said my name. I died.

[thewantedobsessed123]

DUDE. where did you get those cheese post-it notes from? they are amazing, and i have a friend who is obsessed with cheese, and it would be the PERFECT present EVER.

[tianav05]

i like your pants

[BabyHannah33]

my name's hannah!:') x

[lamsuesam]

you look like niall horan:) both of the are boys with butt chins, beautiful faces, TALENT and blonde hair<3<3<3

[MileyCyrusfanluvspie]

@SarahPotterMakeUp I was thinkin the exact same thing(:

[SarahPotterMakeUp]

...whales don't lay eggs?

they're mammals.



[ThePepperkakedeig]

@SarahPotterMakeUp I noticed that too:P

[Hannah4Justinx]

wooo my name <3

[libbyrock123]

You're welcome but are u ever gonna follow me and my friends back? Cuz we love u and u haven't yet. Thanks!

[awkwardmolx]

keep pressing 3 he keeps saying damit LOL!!

[dipsychick246]

playing the video from 1:17 to 1:27, because youve never laughed so much!:')

[juicysparkle11]

MY NAME IS HANNAH. hehe

the proper term for it is palendromic though'

[royalweirdo]

WHALE EGGS! *i dont want to liv e on this planet anymore*

[kugensverige]

push 8 ;)

[SmileyCentral441]

Whale don't lay eggs!!

[LongboardJO]

Ur hilarious I completely failed to control myself

[hcbeexo]

HE SAID MY NAME

*die*

[rachellington]

I'm sorry, but I laughed when you hit your head. It seems like something I would do. :)

[ShinyNoodlePuppy]

I love how he says cockroach.

[woahiamcool123]

not all beach balls are the same size...

[Hannyallie]

my name is Hannah! :D :D :D dfifdokdsnfdsjhf

[LilJo94]

"Damn it I'm mad" is obviously not spelled the same backwards.

[ForeverThreeSix]

This is still my favourite video of Bertie's! ♥

[xVeronicaxxxx]

have1dinfection?! I loled!

[rachelf2011]

aw. well he seems cute

[ImNotAPhoenix]

I getting slightly over excited because you said my name :D xx

[HannahLunaBarker]

You said my name! :'D <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[moukii123]

I HAVE THOSE POST IT NOTES.

[hannarino]

I love the way he says CockERoach

[annaLouLouC]

WHOO my name is the same spelt backwards :DDD buts its Anna, not Hannah.. ¬.¬

my wall of quotes:

Last night i stared at the ceiling and thought.. where the heck is the ceiling!!??

A bug in my garden: " hello mr bug! :D"

A bug in my house: " DIE BICH DIE!!"

If barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? ;]

I wasnt THAT drunk! Dude, you were cutting up a pineapple with a spatula, and shouting " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!"

plz carry on the wall of quotes videos! xx

[jessmitchyyyy]

do you know how beautiful you are?! i want one of you:(

[LavaHeadAndWalien]

YOU LOOK LIKE A MIX OF DANIEL RADCLIFF AND NIALL HORAN.

[superloonylovegood]

@LavaHeadAndWalien Dan and Tom =D But I guess Niall suits him too =P

[iamtheafraid]

@LavaHeadAndWalien EXACTLY OMG EXACTLYYYY

[lovehearts123ily]

what kind of trousers are you wearing in this video MENTAL!!! lovee them

[myobliviatedmind]

Have-One-Dinfection? Bertie, you clearly haven't heard of One Direction before. Haha!

[HiccupToothless717]

WO!! Cheesy Post-It Notes!? That's amazing, I neeeed some!

[akissfrommetoyou]

how weird is that?! i had daniel radcliffe on my advert xD

[BertieBertGFans]

so who else wants to date him?

[misselliejelly]

@BertieBertGFans me.

[cocokittin513]

most sloths die because when hanging upside down, they mistake their arm for a tree branch, & fall to their death.

[AnnsCorner]

Love the part with Hannah, and the part where he hits his head.... >_<

[SkyPatronus112]

If you ever do a Wall of Quotes 2, I've got one for you: Mr owl ate my metal worm backwards is mr owl ate my metal worm.

[CrazyRainbowSheep]

I literally love you no joke

[CrazyRainbowSheep]

IT BLOWS MY MIND TOO <3

[maryjobuiza14]

"you can comment, you can rate, you can subscribe if you want to but you don't have to it's a free country bye"

[Paumelbaumel]

Hey, ich bin aus Deutschland, und du bist...irgendwie nicht wirklich lustig, aber ich mag deine Videos trotzdem xD

Hey, I'm from Germany, and you aren't funny I think...but I love you videos nevertheless xD

[sarzy121]

It just blows my mind!:L<3

[ilovebertiebertg]

just marry me :)

[EmilyMac107]

omg bertie are you wearing your awesome bob marley pants!!!!!

[iDizzleHead]

You Look like one of the people in horrible Historys ...

[Dragongirl4000]

@iDizzleHead Yeah, Bertie was actually the boy from Horrible Histories with the Spartan Headmaster and stuff. I found out from googling a bit :)

[da19ali]

I definitely just watched your newest video before this one...you're voice is slowly getting deeper, my friend.

[Tblizzard14]

lol its a free country!! <3<3<3

[nurdaniaak]

Now i know what i am going to do with the next cockroach i see. Haha LOL, so do i!

[CarlyLovesTheWanted]

Oh my days Bertie, I love you

[charleybeadles]

bertie's wearing his ISREAL PANTS again!

[runwithflyingunicorn]

i like ur jean shirt.

[sweetcandy1239]

Oh bertie, clearly you've never heard of One Direction

[MaddyCrookkk]

i love bertie,alot

[PlutoRisto]

I WANT TO MOLEST YOUR HAIR *p*

[missluckyducky07]

WHALES DONT LAY EGGS THEY R MAMMALS

[HannahSalvatore123]

Oh wow!! He said my name!! I think im gonna die now :D <3

[XxXKarateChikXxX]

woo!! hannahs my name!! I feel special!! xD x

[sammysamsamxxx]

he is so funny , the way he says things 3:13 - 3:17

[ILoveBritishDudues]

He said my name!! :D Hannah. He made it sound so adorable.

[snowpixie15]

2:47 "Whale eggs are bigger than beach balls."

WHALES DON'T LAY EGGS....?

[ArmoredViolinist]

Okay, my new goal in life: GET SOMETHING I HAVE SAID/POSTED/COMMENTED ON BERTIE'S WALL ON A CHEESE POST IT NOTE!!!! My dreams and hopes of college are now down the toilet with Bertie's poo poo!

[Jennathemeg]

whales dont have eggs!

unless you are talking about the eggs in the womb thingy...

[JoeJonasAndMyBFF]

imi the only one who is watching him hitting his head lot of times LMAO sorry Bertie!

- And its have 1D infection not have 1 Dinfection but i still love you!

[mollypopable]

ohh bertie!! at 1:52, did anyone else realise that he said 1 Dinfection instead of 1D infection! :)

[cisserz]

keep pressing 9

[Whocaresimdead]

Hmmm very interesting I might add:)

[madinkamcgough]

Ahahha when u hit your head!

And whales don't have eggs, there mammals!! Ahahahahhaah -3

[thekrazyowl]

@madinkamcgough they do like how humans have eggs!

[AyehhOh]

I just noticed that Bertie wore that shirt to the premiere.

[SomewhereOnlyWeKnow4]

I'm proud to be named Hanna now. xD

[BeatrixNemesis]

I'm sorry but when you hit your head I laughed really hard...

[UsaayFudo]

Cocroaches and twinkies are the only two things that would survive a nuclear war

[ThePowerOfSmell]

I LOVE U 

[musicisamazingramos]

1:56 BERTIE SINGING!! lol nice pants

[musicisamazingramos]

LOL 1:26

poor bertie he hit his head lol

[EllieMarieBaby]

Have-1-dinfection >.< haha oh Bertie :) you obviously don't know about One Direction Infection (have 1D Infection) <3

[sweetcandy1239]

@EllieMarieBaby That's exactly what I was thinking! haha

[courtneyjay7]

I love his entire outfit. The pants are the best.

[NastyNess14]

"It just blows my MINNNNDDD!" lmfao.

[AshleighTheSushiCat]

Errmm... I don't think whales lay eggs Bertie (:

[DylanandRhystime]

*bumps head* ow! after that i was expecting it to happen again!

[hannarino]

I love how you say cockERroach instead of cockroach!

[FlickBuzzBee]

What's your twitter?

[charleyywhitee]

@neomaxizoomdweebieYO dammit im mad dammit im mad - yes it does...

[MissMalfoy918]

@neomaxizoomdweebieYO It supposed to be DAMMIT IM MAD and it backwards is the same thing

[saskwith]

i thinnk this deserves to make the wall - Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[ALLCAPSfan98726]

Can we be in nerdfighterlike now?And when you said the wall I just think you will say lets get stared with the wall of stuff.

[1791Miyavi]

The first time I watched one of these vids, I swear to god I was like

"Daniel Radcliffe had a son?!"

[SurekaNRajendran]

ANNAH!

[comedysthething]

1:23 ANNAHH!! HAHAHAH i lauched soo hard!

[sharielliott]

'So thankyou for watching, uh, you can comment, you can rate, you can subscribe if you want too, but you dont have to its a free country, byeeeeeeeeeee'

[rachaelmm95]

Wales don't lay eggs, but even the eggs inside the female are still tiny. Itchy chin...

[SusanSzemogh]

My last name is pronounced Abularach but my friends call me Cucarach, what means cockroach in spanish...

[Hihihiheheh1]

Drarry's love child? O_O

[itycen]

Can I tell you that Whale's don't have eggs? They're mammals. ~live birth~ SO. okay.

[itsAvirusxox]

It's like Draco and Harry had a savage face collision and the most adorable guy on the planet came out.

That is what this boy is like.

[sophielovesoned]

"have oned infection" LOL i think you mean "have 1 D infection" ..

[TheLoveFreaks]

DRARRY LOVECHILD.

[CarrieeeXx]

1:24 

[devilchildpink]

Bertie! i have an amazing quote for you :)

- When tomorrow comes, Today will be lost forever <3

[amadlaine123876]

whales don't lay eggs.. they're mammals

[HannahLovesFred]

i fangirled when you said hannah. cus thats my name. & you have a sexy accent.

[azmaXD]

whales don't lay eggs :P

[KatyHumm14]

He's like a Draco and Harry love child.

[Stellapatorted]

What kind of pants are you wearing???

[hannashaf]

I squealed at when you said, 'when hanna is spelled backwards is hanna.' okay silly me but IS MA NAME

[CarrieeeXx]

dude. i love you.

[RubyRavenclaw]

Cheesey Post it notes! XD



[chloeandsharna]

We made a video about you check it out:D search chloeandsharna ;)

[missgigglewiggle]

Love your theme song!!

[MrDucknerd]

guys, please stop pointing out the whales don't lay eggs, i bet bertie's gettin kinda tired of seeing it, it means like how mammals have eggs inside their bodies, didn't you guys know that?

[SusanSzemogh]

@MrDucknerd is pretty right, you all should really check out how did your grades went on Biology, because seriously, haven't you heard of ovaries and ovules...?

[sarajonghyun]

haha.... you're funny !

[TheShyParade]

holly cow! my name is Hannah :D

[vidya97]

I thought whales were mammals? They dont lay eggs!

[vionitaiden]

i love ur pants :p

[MissMyellinor]

In a year you swallow about 14 insects while you sleep !

[10malp10]

I'm very sorry to do this but I must correct you! Whales do not lay eggs, they are mammals! Also, Stars are different sizes!

[hannarino]

God when you said my name I almost chocked on my Cheerios!

[evanescolife]

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

[evanescolife]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year .

[AshleyGrapePruitt]

Giraffes are generally homosexual in nature

[CARLEENROSE13]

never odd or even spelt backwards is never odd or even

[subconsicious]

Most stars are actually way bigger than the Sun :3

[rachelsaunicorn]

You sound so posh. I love it. :3

[HarryPottersCupcakes]

Wait, Whales don't even lay eggs.....awks.

[MrDucknerd]

@HarryPottersCupcakes er...mamals have egg in there bodies...also awks

[HarryPottersCupcakes]

@MrDucknerd LOLOL not literal eggs like he's talking about.

[SuperEmjo]

What if there's a Donkey on a plane?

[srabookworm]

@SuperEmjo I was eating animal crackers on a plane about two days after watching this video, and there was a donkey-shaped cracker! It completely freaked me out!

[wishes1204]

Does Roy know that you've exposed his stomach issues? I love how you say "poo poo" so funny. XD

[MsDubstepper13]

I love it when people with British accents say "bloody"!!!

[ninacutie4life]

Will you be adding more to this? Because I sent my fact/quote AFTER this video was made, but I'd still love to be on your wall!

[TaraLegolas]

OMG I like you sooo much! You're just really cool and stuff :D

[dynaMcD02]

are you scorpius malfoy ?

[afacadeofwizardry]

@dynaMcD02 Yeah he is :)

[griffin419]

*my momma is fresh

[thisclassisridikulus]

I just love the way that you've got a proper shirt on to look smart for the video but you've got your boxers or whatever they are on so you're not really dressed... i'm just going to think that you're in your boxers now every time you do a video... :L

[ItsAdrianaa]

2:49 did anyone realize that whales are mammals, and therefore they don't lay eggs?

[MrDucknerd]

@ItsAdrianaa yes but they have eggs inside their bodies

[AshleighTheSushiCat]

@ItsAdrianaa Yup!

[comastroma]

That's very sweet of him to do that for the fans..An I think the "You can roast beef,but you can't pea soup" was from icarly :P

[mememe444555666]

when you are looking into the stars you are actually looking back in time because the light you see coming from them left as many years ago that how many light years away they are.

[alicelangley7]

hahaha, i laughed so much at the "maybe they just call you tequila because you have a drinking problem", oh and your fit.

[lesleyjjang]

I just keep rewinding to the "Dammit I'm mad" and when he hits his head LOL

[nenenisa]

ANNAAAAH 

[surething723]

Thumbs up if you totally spotted Bertie in his boxer shorts, obviously just changing his shirt for this video. Haha! I love you Bertie, you so cute. <3

[thathapadude]

Since when were whales not mammals? There're only two mammals that lay eggs, guys. Unless he meant eggs released from the ovaries...

[Xzx3luv3xzX]

one word - ILoveYou!!!!!!!

[MrMetalBurrito]

Stfu, Malfoy.

[dalilprincess711]

lovin' your pants <3 very colourful <3

[Nadiahoran]

lol 

[MissSaraawr]

Where did you get your cheesy post it notes from?? They're epic!! :D I want them :L

[ohalicerose]

i think my best friend is your soulmate - for many reasons, but today it's because you are both quick toilet users. yes

[nitherli17]

make an ask bertie video !!! :)

[xtweaclex]

your peach.

[AngusANDIndigo]

He's such a camera pro.

Like, in the way that he's entertaining when just talking about life.

He's gonna be huge. I see an Oscar in his future.

[XxXxXMagdalenaXxXxX]

you are so beatiful ^-^

[musicofthesoul66]

Said my name in the video. I am HANNAH!

[Martha62442]

By the way Bertie, is your head okay? xD

[MrDucknerd]

because you have a drinkin problem...?

[savannahrenee1113]

@MrDucknerd Because Tequila is an acholic beverage.