Animazement 2007 - #05 Turks Recruitment

[thesinger877]

Reno is such a retard... I'm sorry, but...

[SaviorKage]

I watched this three years ago and now its as funny then as it was now.....Dental!!!!!

[musicgurl189]

"We fail miserably, but we look really good doing it." Yes, Reno, yes you most certainly do. ^_^

[Darandle]

@Agitofang

Yes, out 2010 Animazement sketch is on youtube under the name "Animazement 2010 - #17 Turks Employment Friendly Announcement"

[Jaypelt53ph1r07h]

"and the near innaility to DIE!" yeah, it's the real reno xD

[MKUltra000]

That is the real Reno right there XD

[chiaP3]

OMGSH so awesome!

[PassingSquall]

that was funny

[ScotlandGirl101]

9 people didn't join XD

[ScotlandGirl101]

9 people didn't join XD

[michael1734]

where do i sign lol



[1black7cat3]

Resurrection only works if there is enough of you left to bring back to life.

[AgitoFang]

@1black7cat3 Did you two do any other cosplay skits~? You guys kill me, i swear xDD<3

[SH3LLZIE]

dental!!!resurection!! the near inablilty to die!! dry cleaning not included!! IM JOINING!!

[Skullgirl2014]

If ressurection was one of the benefits, then why did they still suffer from massive death numbers? Food for thought.

[Darandle]

@Skullgirl2014

Executive perks.

[TheCultureshock101]

@1black7cat3 It's not like it's ever going to happen... BTW I'm not either. I'm just doing this thing weird people like to call... KIDDING. Making a fool out of myself. The like.

[kyumichan23]

" The proud, the few, the still living turks" xD

I wanna sign up X3 :D

[TheCultureshock101]

OMG Reno will you marry me?

[1black7cat3]

@TheCultureshock101

I'm not big on jumping into marriage before I know someone.

[Zeemis]

Did she say "Shi-ra corporation? wtf? lol

It's Shinra... Shin-ra if you can't read lol

[TwstdFlaems]

@Zeemis i think she pronounced it 'shine-ra' adding an e for no reason...

[zackattack50ful]

@Zeemis I know right but the worst part is is that shes not blonde

[SakuraDoll]

Dry cleaning not included.

[NuwenZhou]

so .. where do i sign up?

[DonnaGreenleaf]

I will never look at that guy the same way again... I know him! IRL

[Luccyy102]

I WANNA BE A TURK!!!!! ^.^

[SPDGrey]

"We fail; but we look really good doing it!"

[ChEeRfUlDaRkNeSs]

I WOULD WANT TO BE A TURK! :DD

[MEbesti]

hahaha she missed pronounced Shin Ra. ps reno actor = BEST EVER!!!!

[dumbnstuck]

Eviromentaly safe? hmm lets see what the earth has to say abotu that -.-

[chimiangelpro]

Reno is hilarious and the script is a genious.

[UrbanNingia444111]

Actually it's a cattle prod! Lolz just kidding but cmon it does look like one...

[Metallicat180]

Hahaha, he even runs like Reno!! Brilliant!

[zacks1314]

lol dudes freaking amazing job even their personalities was alike

[lolololninja]

we fail miserably but we look really good doing it.

[eeddy98]

Is reno holdin a light saber ?

[Metallicat180]

@eeddy98

No, that's Reno's electro-mag rod that he always carries with him.

[MegaJecht]

Rude was perfect!!!

[Darandle]

@MegaJecht thanks!

[Higanbana87]

Oh, I remember this skit! It was great when I saw it at the Sharten or what the hell that hotel was called. The continuation from this year was even better! This year me and my friend went on stage right behind them. We had a blast singing Queen in the hall. Let's see I know we sung We are the Champions and Bohemian Rhapsody. That and Rude gave me a lesson in drinking. They are pretty cool guys. And dammit Reno is still taller than me! By 2 inches. GRRR!!

[Darandle]

@Higanbana87 AH! Hello hello! It is good to see you on here. I don't know if that counts as a lesson in drinking, but advice about drinking counts. 

[Higanbana87]

@Darandle To me it was a lesson considering I don't drink much. Oh, by the way you can find this year's skits on acparadise website. You have to sign up to view the skits but hey at least they are up somewhere. I'm pissed AZ isn't selling the DVDs this year. Good to see you as well. ^_^

[Darandle]

@Higanbana87 I was happy to oblige. I have seen the new one, and I have to say wow, we did much better than we thought.

[1black7cat3]

...They're still talking about this? Just for the record I'm Reno, I am a boy, and yeah, IRL Rude is the loud and crazy one, I'm relatively mellow with bouts of hyper activity.

[xXLaurenSuffactedXx]

Rofl! Who plays reno he's funny xD

[Darandle]

@xXLaurenSuffactedXx His name is Indie.

[xXLaurenSuffactedXx]

@Darandle Oh well, rofl i showed this to my friends and i think we all died a little inside xD

[Condoriano13]

XD "We fail, but we look really good doing it" Omg, cant stop laughing!!!XD Drycleaning not included!

[centraluv14]

"Dry cleaning not included"

LOLZ

[SwirlyisCool]

me too!!!!!

[StigmaFirestorm]

ME!!!!!!! ILL JOIN!!!!!!

[TheWingedthing]

"the still living!" hahaha! i lmao so hard!

[SerenityK12]

"Our mission, if we choose to accept it, which we will cause we wanna get paid, is to inform you that your friendly neighbourhood and...environmentally safe I swear, ShinRa Corporation would like to recuit new members for the Turks."

"I guess we fail, we fail miserably but we look really good doing it,"

This is one of the most amazing skits I've ever seen!

[Darandle]

@SerenityK12 Thanks! We worked hard on it, and it is nice to see that people liked it. Not bad, considering that I wrote the thing at the con.

[Silverspot12]

@Darandle Seriously? You just have natural talent for humour I guess. Does Reno act like that naturally or was he acting because it seems really natural to me. Rude too. If they're both acting then that's great acting and if they're not then oh my god a real life Reno and Rude!

[Darandle]

@Silverspot12 Actually I am the one with bigger and crazier personality. He's pretty mellow for the most part, but he is a nice and friendly guy.

Keep your eyes open for videos from Animazement 2010, because we came back with a new skit. I haven't found any yet, but I hope that they will turn up.

[Silverspot12]

@Darandle Really? I never would have guessed that from seeing this skit. You guys did such a great job being in character! If you find a video of the 2010 one send me a link, I'd love to see it! I'm searching for it but I can't see anything...But there aren't many videos from Animazement 2010 so I guess if we just wait they'll turn up eventually.

[JosephinetheHedgehog]

"We fail Miserably but we look really good doing it!"

"The near inability to die!"

"Dry Cleaning not included"

BEST QUOTES EVER! LOL!

[animexfreakxsammy]

this is genius!! I luv Reno!!! and his witty lines

[Cross177]

Rude: 401K and stock options

Reno: The near inability to die!!!

One of the best lines I've heard

[SauriAngela]

LOL!

I never get tired of this!

I REALLY LOVE THE RENO!!! I heart Reno foreva! He is my favorite!

I wanna come across a Reno cosplayer!

Reno: We thieve through *Makes movements* Stuff. I don't know, what do we do?"

Reno: "I guess we fail, we fail miserably but we look really good doing it"

WHOEVER YOU ARE! YOU'RE AWESOME!

[2695Cloud]

luv this vid it totally rocks :P

[StarInkyness]

I wanna be a Turk if get to work with that firery haired hunk Reno. :p

But the Reno in cosplay isn't bad either. XD

[orgixvi3]

I'm pretty sure that cosplayer's a girl ;D

[StarInkyness]

Waa? Nooo... Very manly girl. :P

[orgixvi3]

I'd do her/him(?)/heshe(? o_O)

[1black7cat3]

I am not a girl.

[orgixvi3]

I'd still do you! ;D (Pansexuality FTW)

[AngelsFromHell112]

This is cute. Man I was I could do stuff like that..lucky ducks

[xcigarettegames]

Lol, Shyrah corporation.

[ShantelRose1]

lol that was a great skit Reno and Rude were awesome he even did Renos run pretty well and funny. where is this being done I live in boring Idaho and we have nothing like this ?

[Darandle]

Hey there Everybody, I wanted to let you all know that We would be coming back again this coming Animazement ('10) with a whole new sketch for your enjoyment. Hope to see you there!

[burekdobr11]

we fail miserably but we look good doing it xD

[YourSoNice]

omg i love the guy who plays Reno, hes hilarious at it :)

[Yfnan]

Reno Rocks!! ROFL

[jenniaqua]

lmao! i know the guy who played reno!

[vampadythie]

rofl

[burla22]

Really, REALLY good.

That Reno cosplayer is really funny.

[kakashi101doc]

This is so hilarious all my friends love the reno. They act the parts so great. hope you guys do more videos.

[LadyOfWater]

dry cleaning not included.

LOL!!

[11XEnyaraX11]

to cosplay Reno Is FUNN :3

[exesnohs]

the near inability to die! lmao!

[PittyYouAlot666]

what anime is that ?

[exesnohs]

that's a playstation game called final fantasy 7.

[narutogirl712]

I WANNA BE A TURK!!!!!!!

[MissArtsyFartsy]

this is the best skit i have ever seen ^^

[AnkokuKesshou]

omg this is the best skit ever

[MirokuXLover]

omg is that a lightsaber? XD i luv these guys! they did do a good job.

[SauriAngela]

I wanna be a Turk!!

[seeleyboothfan]

Me too!

[Mesuni]

God those two are SO much alike to Reno and Rude! This has gotta be one of the closest cosplay I've seen! xD Ecspecially the Reno! He acts just alike! Lmao. The skit was too funny too! ^.^

[Tetsukiyomi]

I wanna be a Turk! XD

[KikimoLie]

"We fail miserably but look really good doing it." LOL! and "DENTAL!" Epicness.

[Playasong112]

Lots of fun, thanks for sharing!

[angrysocks]

great job to those guys!!!

[zeroxstrife250]

lol I coulda sworn I heard a guy at 2:20 say "Yeah! Near inability to die!"

[aliciakeyslover10101]

ur right

[zeroxstrife250]

i bet that guy sucks in FF7

[aliciakeyslover10101]

lol, YEAH!

[zeroxstrife250]

"Damn Cactuars!!! Quit pricking me!"

"Stupid Chocobo! Don't peck my hair!"

"Tifa! How dare you sleep with Zack?!?!"

[aliciakeyslover10101]

XD XD XD

[zeroxstrife250]

Can you imagine a remake of FF7 only it has an AO rating?

[aliciakeyslover10101]

wow, that would be...............

[zeroxstrife250]

kinda creepy i know

[aliciakeyslover10101]

:O yeah

[zeroxstrife250]

A video of Tifa doing it would be aweome though.

[magnumsuperstar]

The guy doing Reno is great in this. It would have been fabulous of Rude just grunted the entire time.

[Ultima770]

why is Reno a girl???

[Darandle]

Hate to break it to you, but he's a Guy.

[Ultima770]

I-I'm sorry but. I do not see any indication that its a guy.

[Darandle]

I'm the one who played Rude, and he is my friend Indie. Yes, he is rather androgenous, but he is a Guy.

[HatoriXKana4evr]

your friend is really hot!

=p

[sourcehacker]

and now, a special announcement from your friendly, and environmentally save Shin-Ra Corp. xD priceless!

[PantherGX]

I want to be a Turk! Loved the skit!

[KeiyarlaDraga]

I hate to say it, but I can see Reno saying that for some odd reason.

[JudasPriestchic666]

I WANNA BE A TURK:)!!!

[loilkzz]

(23 reruns later) nvm i was wrong he is saying near xD

[loilkzz]

i think it said "mere" not near...but its awesome

[KatieVanHelsing]

I WANNA BE IN THE TURKS! GOD, PLEASE!!!

[urmerm]

Funneh :D

[Towanishikiko]

this is hilarios! Reno's so cute. "resurection!" "the near inability to die!"

[BeautifulStrangeMyst]

i wanna be a turk too!!!! *yay*

[rikku1101]

wh-wh-wait. Did she say shyra corp.? Its supposed to be shinra!

[theaccidentalmimo]

I heard it too. Looks like there was either a typo on her paper or she never played FF7.

Great skit, a favorite of mine for sure. Good job.

[GoTmEmEmOrIsEdD]

I think it was Shinra, but pronounced ShYnra.

LOL.

[akiahara]

this was cute. great job!  "the near inability to die" XD

"we fail." LOL

[luna2592]

i love this skit

go rude and reno!!!!!!!!!!!

[xAbbiishinigamix]

"The near in ability to die" XD

These guys rocks!

x

[AxelsGarage]

Wow... these guys deserve a trophy, Rude looks a perfect likeness and Reno's personality was spot on!

[Darandle]

thank you, I tried hard to get it right.

[ZumaKahuna]

Who did you cosplay as?

[demon1023]

Yo! the only way Rude and Reno are getting me to join the turks,is if they pay me in yaoi mangas!

[demon1023]

that rude is amazing!

[Darandle]

why thank you

[demon1023]

Darandle,were you the Rude in the skit?

[Darandle]

yup. Reno is my friend Indie.

[demon1023]

OMG! U GUYS ARE AWESOME! i wish you guys would come to the Sakuracon here in seattle

[Darandle]

I wish I could afford to come to Seattle, I'd be at Sakuracon in an Instant.

[AkaiKitsune336]

are you guys ever going to make another appearance at AZ as Reno and Rude?

I'd love to meet you guys. (started attending in 08)

[1black7cat3]

I'm there every year. I help run cosplay chess, (I'm the announcer). Last year we did a speed racer skit. No skits for this year. I was busy with college stuff.

[ArmadaWraith]

dude you were pretty good in this skit i would be uncool if i didn't give you props

[Darandle]

Thanks for the props. The more attention we seem to be getting around here, I am starting to think that maybe he and I need to do a followup skit

[HatoriXKana4evr]

lol, I love how between the firtst 30 and 45 seconds the crowd simultaneously laughs and stops!

[OmgItsChibiWolf]

He totally nailed Reno's personality!

AWESOME!

XD

[HiroSuen]

Yeah yeah I'll join as long as I get to hit people with my baton and fly the helicopter.

[acjub]

ah the Reno was so cute^^

and it sounds like he just says some random stuff XD

[HatoriXKana4evr]

aww, that reno looks cute!

[HatoriXKana4evr]

rofl, "enviornmentally safe"!

[Powerfulone1]

*steals reno* he is mine!

[demon1023]

Powerfulone1,DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING RENO!

[Powerfulone1]

ok ok. . .

[rufusfan]

hahaha. that was so hilarious.

[TigerRainbowluv]

this reno is SO CUTE!!!!

[LxDeathNote]

"Enviromentally Safe" MY BUTT. xDDDD

Shinra wasn't clean D:

This was epiclly funny.

[Glaciergirl]

*fangirl squeal*

[JustAPrayer]

XDXDXD

"Dry cleaning not included." This is hilarious.

[NarutoNinjaMasterGod]

Id SO BE A TURK!!!I love the guys in the video-they got everything right!(exept Reno doesnt wear a tie and Rude is black)I <3 this!!!

[1black7cat3]

We decided to have Reno wear a tie since this was official turk business, and we were trying to "clean up" shinra's reputation. Can't have your recruiter look like a yakuza

[NarutoNinjaMasterGod]

LOL yeah!Good job again!

[xcigarettegames]

NarutoNinjaMasterGod, Rude is actually South American, I think.

[NarutoNinjaMasterGod]

Hmn..Maybe.I still think he sounds and looks more African American.

[amikioftheTurks]

that bitch...it is SHINRA say it right

[reflekt147]

Whooaa he dyed his hair red?

Dangg...thats awesomee XD

btw

this is flippenfreakin hilariouss XD

iloveitt

[InsomniacPie2]

Reno was awesome! He's like the only Reno out there thats a Guy, and dyed his hair red instead of using a fake wig, well, at least I know of! He was pure genius!

[dansenwinry]

the proud... the few...

the still living!

lmao

[Demyxu]

"we fail miserably but we look really good doing it." That line's the best. XD

[Fr0zenSky92]

HAH! Did you hear that girl in the audience (spelling >.>) scream "I love you Reno!"

XD

[chazzyslinkinlady]

ohh my god! its a reno who's actually a guy!....i think

[Blu0Blur0Lover0]

lmao. xD 'We fail miserably, but we look really good while doing it.' xD I loved Reno in this, he was hilarious. xD

[kuroseishin88]

Yay! I met Reno!! For like... five seconds... XD Loved the kitty ears!!! Did a really good job at playing Reno in this skit. Love it. ;p I'd so be a Turk if I saw a recruitment video like this. =^_^= It's just too awesomely cute.

[ArKuRoku]

I think I know the Reno here.

:D

[SnickerzAnime14]

BTW: Nice running Reno! :D

[SnickerzAnime14]

"Your friendly neighborhood and enviornmentally safe (I SWEAR) Shinra Corporation..."

LOVE that line! I'd join the Turks in a heartbeat...but only so I could meet Reno! XD

[ShizukesaSpeaks]

"i guess we fail... we fail meiserably but we look really good doing it."

love that line

[theoriginaljester]

"we fail but we look REALLY good doing it"

[SangosEvilTwin]

I'm in! do I get to go on missions with Reno? LOL