Carlos Mencia Down To The Nitty Gritty Part 1

[MISGUEVSFORYOU]

THE BEST

[josipulje]

king of all kings

[gust504tavo]

So fucking hilarious lmfao

[TheSexyGodess]

rofl.... @ the last 2 comments, Guess what...... dee dee dee,.... retarded

[ladylestranj]

He does great accents, you can tell he's from L.A.

[Siccmadehwy666]

Love your sense humor

[michaelmarijuana]

Down To The Nitty Gritty & Not For The Easily Offended. <--- his best shows ever.

[hunab3425]

only carlos mencia has the balls to make fun of Obama by saying he looks like the monkey curious George regardless of how this ofends black people. Carlos is no doubt responding to racist black comedian kat the faggot williams who insulted all Mexicans about two months ago on his show

[metalawsome]

half mexican half white mixed pride!

[churroconsugar]

Jaja ! Im a white Beaner . & A similar thing happened to me about the thing where some guy didn't know I speak inlgish .

[t0ny1105]

Lol... I'm a black beaner 2

[saleenparis]

I JUST LAUGH HOW PEOPLE TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT MENCIA BUT YET HAVE THE TIME TO WACTH HIS VIDEOS AND COMMENT SMH DUMB NUTS

[Kevin1202L]

Carlos Mencia only know how to degrade someone else culture to make some few laugh. That's a shame!

[MACHIN3K1NG]

@Kevin1202L He makes fun of every culture including his own dude.

[GoldenSockPuppet]

Mencia is a turd eating cancer in the comedy body.

[roflmaodudeable]

does carlos' style remind you of joe roegan an bit or is it me?

[scratchmatch]

Im a White Beaner

[JacoTheSkunk]

@scratchmatch A weaner?

[KevinBusomjack]

I've got no dick man!

[SuperAdamBaxter]

carlos steals jokes

[Brunodiaz3rd]

@SuperAdamBaxter yeah when did the government patented the jokes biotch? he stole jokes he stole jokes that is what all comedians that nobody knows always say and since carlos got more famoust than them they are all butthurts

[LunVier]

Carlos Mencia, Gabriel Iglesias, Dave Chappelle are my favorite comedians, with Carlos in first place

[DisbandedLetter]

This guy is a spaz but he's freaking hilarious

[ili93able]

Where is he from ?

[animebryan]

@ili93able Honduras, past Mexico on your way to South America (Central America)

[eStefresco]

@ili93able hi , hes dad is honduras and his mom is mexican.. hope that help

[SlaughterMe13]

:D i fuckin Love him :D

[AlastorDarkAngel]

laugh and stop crying douchebags.

[lookingatcrap]

He's  funny . Not all the time but this is funny .

[BlueWaffleLover01]

All you putas how are bitchin on carlos are just dirty cunts! You know what you should do when your panocha hurts? Put some ointment on it. It's that simple.

[AlastorDarkAngel]

@BlueWaffleLover01 holy fuck your name is hilarious so many terrible images XD my bad just making an observation.

[jma182]

@BlueWaffleLover01 or take the sand out of the panocha that helps too XD

[futilelost]

gotta love carlos man......!!!!

[kbaca5150]

Carlos is the fuckin king. Nobody even comes close. That goes for Goerge too!

[hellsingcat]

I love Carlos, he makes me giggle! =^.^=

[eddson11]

why is all comedians fat? xD no offence I really like standup, but I noticed a majority of them are either really fat or just plain fat xD

[aricars6263]

habla la migra a este mamon, ni es chistoso !!

[aricars6263]

MENCIA IS A PUTO!!!!!

[OvidiuBucurOfficial]

@aricars6263 I tu madre, la puta esa que me chupo el conyo, es un gran....PUTA!

[ASINOUT30]

People is so wrong about carlos.. He was born in honduras. His mother is from mexico and his dad is from honduras with german blood... Bitches

[LilKnightGomez1]

This is fuking awsome

[nine2yodome187]

he has no right to make fun of hispanic his from germany thats why gorge lopez beat the shit out of him! fuck that bitch as nigga!

[Shadoxinfernus]

@nine2yodome187 w.v. bitch, just be happy and laugh.

[RedPaganPunk]

@nine2yodome187

The hell kinda crack are you smokin, bro?

[christianenriquez]

i love how his outfits are never really dressy ... its either jersey and sweats or a basketball jersey ands sweats and wal*mart hahaaha

[dueceduece323]

it's just real talk made funny. life's too short, look at it and make fun of it. and quit crying..... hahaaha he is awesome!!

[smaras83]

carlos rules big time theres no one better.

[redemtionss1]

hillarous

[gellyboyman]

With 177,495 views and only 8 dislikes. That means 0.00451% of all the viewers here were retarded enough to take the time to click the dislike button. Maybe the world has a chance. I can live with 0.00451% of the world being dee dee dee.

[josefo88]

Your statistics sucks dude. The real percentage is based on the total people the voted. I mean, 670+17=687. So 17/687 =0.024% of people are retarded. =)

[peruvianandproud]

@josefo88 that was 5 months ago, you're statistics are from a month ago, it changes.

[XDahliaxDisasterX]

@ barbwirerose350

Smartest comment I've read.

[rickytorres4]

@natpjohsnon

you made good points.... HOWEVER

i said who cares if YOU think his jokes arent funny.

im sorry if i just want people to stop being dumb and writing bad things about a video which is unnecesary.

and last but not least... dumb.

[hi5258271]

He has that very wrong about the Aztec warrior, they were know to be upto 7 feet tall, until the Spanish started fucking our women and made siblings upto 4.5 feet tall... Fucking spaniards

[hiimquinn]

@hi5258271 not really. they were big, but not 7 feet tall. and the Spaniards were taller then 4.5 (cause that's almost midgit terms for a full grown man)

[narumaki09]

he would fuck up politics and make left and right he would be kicking ass from sun up to sun down

[Anon32645]

Carlos for fucking president.

[eyelikebanana]

i love him



[JTLaw2010]

Carlos Mencia,US President 2016!!!!!!!!

[narumaki09]

this guy should be in politics

[heythisisjack]

this is awesome, should have more viewers!

[fotogenicbabe]

"Black people come from Africa yes they do, i know cuz they tell me for a whole month in February" XDD yoo, i love Carlos Mencia :D

[YisdBoy2015]

Retarded giraffe. Haa

[RaimondasTM]

I like intro music who is playing ?

[SakuraHaruno824]

@ulissis330

It's Honduran not hundurian. Trust me. I would know.

[SakuraHaruno824]

Ima mixed Beener. I make fun of ma lil bros freckles ALL teh time.

[bringnikothehorizon]

no its cuz i go to k-mart three times a week

[blaes2000]

"Up and down Home Depot, Clicl c;lielc clelk/" Drunk LMAO.

[g00dguyforyou]

he did the argentinian accent for the white beaner lol

[SplinterCellFrever]

9:47 hilarious

[BXGUY73]

He made LOGIC on women and their FAKE BOOB jobs.  LOL!

[Sakurashy131]

I'm mexican and he is so true many mexicans does do that! It's not a steroytype its the fucking truth!!

[bleedredandgold49]

You all do realize he makes fun of his own race/ethnicity so therefore he isn't actually racist its a fucking comedic act get over it and laugh about it

[PatRyanFTW]

@bleedredandgold49 sad part is even if a white person made jokes about white ppl and all other races it would be a problem one way or annother :/

[snika999]

@bleedredandgold49 That is not why i hate him. This guys just steals everybodys jokes and makes fucking living off of it while their are original funny comedians who are not getting noticed

[BrandonTidd8]

@bleedredandgold49 Doesn't matter if he made fun of his own race or not, there is a HUGE difference between racial profiling and racism! I hate people that yell racism for anything!

[eddson11]

@bleedredandgold49 even if you'r hatred is directed to you'r own race it's still racism, But you'r still right about this beeing a comedic act, People need to fkn relax and stop screaming racist at everyone.

[TakerFan72]

@bleedredandgold49They all need to grow vaginas and get over it.

[rickytorres4]

Wow..... So much hate... Why does it matter if you think his jokes arent funny? If you dont like it dont comment... Duhhhh. If you dont wanna face all these people talking smack about you or your views then stfu.

[natpjohsnon]

@rickytorres4

Wow... So many random ellipses...

>"Why does it matter if you think his jokes arent funny?"

-Maybe funny jokes is what makes a good comedian, maybe. (sarcasm)

>"If you don't like it don't comment"

-You did the same things with the comments. You didn't like our comments, yet you wrote a reply instead of just moving on. thats called being a hypocrite.

>"Duhhhh"

>"...Talking smack about you or your views then stfu"

Dear, God, did you just hop out of "Old-Ass Slang World"?

[blacksheepwall79]

@natpjohsnon Obvious Troll is Obvious

[natpjohsnon]

@blacksheepwall79

Old internet meme is old.

"hurr i used an internet meme, im so clever"

[carloscampozano]

what the fuck are you looking at?

YOUR BIG TITSSS!

LOL

[tunee1800]

carlos mencia is a beast!

[carloscampozano]

you guys probably dont even get the jokes because you're fucking 5 years old

[natpjohsnon]

@carloscampozano

implying you need to be over the age of 5 to get his jokes.

"huh, huh, huh, he said tits! LAWL"

[Broctus2010]

Tan cagaos de su mente ustedes... se me han vuelto gringos jajajajajajaja

(from Chile.... luckyly we fit in worlds maps! hehehehehe)

[shinoluvah]

What's your tribe? Chad?

LOL

[JoseyJames]

"You don't know what it's like man, to be comedian and not bee fuuunny" - Carlos Mencia

[natpjohsnon]

Mencia is an unfunny faggot.

[hazer333]

@natpjohsnon ur a moron...he has a wife, millions of dollars, and more fans than your ass will ever have at anything. Get out of your mom's basement, make a grilled government cheese sandwich, and get your lazy ass to work so i don't have to support your ass no more, welfare case....

[natpjohsnon]

@hazer333

"and more fans than your ass will ever have at anything"

Yeah, because that's how I measure my self-worth: How many fans I have even though I've never aspired to be an entertainer. And do you actually think that Mencia is some underdog rebel against the government? Give me a fucking break, he was a mainstream shitty comedian that made the same jokes all the time. And be real, you know you don't support shit. So get your dick out of Mencia's ass and for the love of god, learn to type.

[yellowbutterfly926]

I think you all should just get high and relax and get over it!!!!

[llamaoffspring]

Wow, I came here because I saw a funny bud light ad he was in and I wanted to see if I was missing something by not having watched him before... I now see I was better off before. This was terrible. Nothing but obvious and overdone jokes... being insulting doesn't make you funny, man.

[CR1ST41L]

LMAOO BOOB JOBS:D

[atpatton2]

The only people who are americans are people who come from europe

[Bkprox3]

@atpatton2 dude that's the most stupid and ignorant thing i've ever hear in my life, if ur talking americans ur talking native americans.... guess what there are ppl south n centro america that are americans too.... did mean to say people from europe are white yes mostly now...

[Rudy1534]

For all you hating Carlos, fuck you, he is a person who believes in freedom of speech

[alilruthless]

@Rudy1534

shut up. everyone believes in free speech

[alilruthless]

@Rudy1534 ur stupid who doesn't believe in freedom of speech. that comment was pointless. he's still wack.

[alilruthless]

@Rudy1534 stupid kid who doesnt

[nflizsoft6]

@Rudy1534 yeah and freedom of stealing

[BabyJokes1310]

@nflizsoft6 who gives a fuck if he steals he says it funnier then all those other fags

[nflizsoft6]

@BabyJokes1310 he is not funnier than chris rock or joe rogan or dave chappelle or louis ck or galafanakis or brody stevens o katt williams or joey diaz or ari shaffir or jim jeffires or eddie iift or any of the legends he has stolen material off becuase he is a talentless hack who isnt even mexican and carlos mencia isnt his real name either

[BabyJokes1310]

@nflizsoft6 bro i dont give a fuck wat he does as long as hes funny as hell, nd do yuu you think i care if thats his real name wtf are stalking him or sumthing

[nflizsoft6]

@BabyJokes1310 no i listen to all the comics ragging on this stealing phony

[BabyJokes1310]

@nflizsoft6 well this motherfuker is more real that fags will ever be

nd if yuu dont like y do yuu watch his video

[nflizsoft6]

@BabyJokes1310 makes no sense and has no logic

[zhen1234]

@Rudy1534 and fuck you because that isnt what hes suppose to be doing....... hes a comedian

[85forddiesel]

@Rudy1534 thats why hes so fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!

[alilruthless]

@gamerpuppeteer dont say fucking mexicans...say this fucking mexican... im mexican but fuck carlos he is not funny at all. period.

[ulises630]

@alilruthless carlos is not mexican his hondurian

[AnimeInterpreter]

@ulises630 Carlos is half Mexican half Honduran.

[professorhawkful]

@ulises630 and half mexican

[funnymanyvideos]

@alilruthless men im mexican i come on carlos es chistoso pero habra un chiste que diga la verdad y no te va a gustar a mi no me importa pk 1 es chiste 2 es la verdad

[furrybeans]

@alilruthless u aint no mexican u mexican wannabee fuckin poser.

[BESTIACRUEL8]

@furrybeans somebody actually wants to be mexican?!?! geez talk about low self esteem jeje

[alilruthless]

@furrybeans

man i'm more mexican than that fuckin nopal que se te cuelga en el frente. Boyle Heights represent.

[furrybeans]

@alilruthless where in mexico u from poser?

[Sakurashy131]

@alilruthless

....he's from Hondurus...

[druha10304]

@Sakurashy131 lol@ hondurus. and im from uranus next to taint , by tesstickle.

[Mansinthable]

@alilruthless

is not funny for you, because you can't handle the true real comedy....Carlos is very very inteligent guy

[alilruthless]

@Mansinthable

i can handle what is said. just not how it is said. he 's an idiot. oooooo i see it . do you see it. no man i'm fuckin blind. i'd smack this foo so quick.

[surf403]

Joe Rogan SUCKS DICK!! CARLOS IS THE MAN!!!

[ItsTheTwisted1]

SOOOO FUNNNYYYYYYYY BEST COMEDAINS GEORGE LOPEZ RUSSELL PETERS N CARLOS MENCIA

[gamerpuppeteer]

@xxPortugal no...he is stealing jokes from old comedians and new ones, that they have never heard of or do not remember and says them again. FUCKING MEXICANS!

[ACHILESREBORN2]

@gamerpuppeteer excuse me??????

[alilruthless]

@gamerpuppeteer dont say fucking mexicans...say this fucking mexican... im mexican but fuck carlos he is not funny at all. period.

[SarItachi79]

Carlos Mencia: Breaking down the Stupid Barriers since [insert date of birth].

[mradorable22]

I hope carlos mencia is in heaven ^_^

[luvingames1]

@mradorable22 hes not dead

[mradorable22]

@luvingames1 no, i meant when and if he dies dude

[DragonLight369]

@luvingames1 *Gun cocks* >.> WHAT?! Just kiddin! CM is beast.

[LyrikzDatPrettyBoi]

@ 5:07 "Ur black, DUAAHHHHH" lol

[ismaelsbaby]

LMAO how the fucka do u knoooo???

[burningboy017]

best. rock. intro. ever. also this guy is super funny!

[Hogermyer]

This is EXACTLY why American comedy isn't respected around the world...

[ISesseriI]

@Hogermyer That's because everyone else, including a good part of america and the other countries near there, don't believe in the freedom of speech, I believe I should be able to say "That guy is a mexican or white guy" or "I don't like this group of people" but people don't believe that. People will kill me because I could say something.

[areuben95]

02:58 Thats just too funny. Made me laugh to tears.

[JoySLeacock]

Up and down home depot... click click click click click LAMO!

[TheIlde]

what does chinga sumadrey mean?

[smoothielow]

@TheIlde IT MEANS mOTHER FUCKER (CRACKER)

[DeepSadness4life]

@TheIlde it's "chinga su madre" and it means "fuck your mother"

[Drifter425]

@TheIlde i think chinga sumadrey means 'fuck'

[soldiersaint777]

@Drifter425 it means fuck your mother

[soldiersaint777]

@Drifter425 its "chinga tu madre" and it means fuck your mother

[soldiersaint777]

@Drifter425 its "chinga tu madre" and it means fuck your mother

[ekans0991]

this guy is good.. i dont care what anyone says he is funny

[ekans0991]

this guy is good

[Kimmis1990]

OMG these boots has been killing me for years!!!! LOL!

[drzonlyjonas323]

two people clicked the dislike button....buts its okay, i forgive them they were just laughing to hard and clicked the wrong button

[physicits]

This guy sucks man Everyone just go search Gabriel Iglesias now that dude is funny this guy only talks perverted things to make people laugh go make jokes without racist or Man/Woman PArts

[TeddybearM16]

@physicits why don't you let people enjoy their preferences.

[LoNeLyLoCs]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!! minute 6:48 thats funny

[bbym0nkeyx33]

It's funny in sooooo manyyy waysss especially when you know what h talkingg aboutt ! X3 Drunk High or Good It's still the shitt ! :D

[MultiSanchez1995]

@MACHIN3K1NG i kno but everyone picks on mencia but its cool cuz mencia is truly a great comedian and to everyone who dont like mencia well u can suck a dick cuz u either got no sense of humor or u got no ears

[billyjo856]

Not for the easily offended part 2 at 2 minutes in describes my nephew.Carlos says it like it is.Thanks !!!!!!

[blackhawk2040]

ima white mexican

[xFreestyleKingx]

this is funny as fuck when ur high LOL!!!!

[luisao519]

@xFreestyleKingx I know!

[xFreestyleKingx]

@luisao519 lol!!

[Reickon]

@luisao519 word

[kamazs12]

@luisao519 i have to try it when om high :D

[regalreptile612]

@xFreestyleKingx Its also funny when your in your right mind.

[xFreestyleKingx]

@regalreptile612 hahaha yea ur rite. but the weed kicks in u tho. (ya laugh too hard)

[AlexSatanel]

no fucking shit???

[daniel2004uacrimea]

@xFreestyleKingx got to try it out ^^

[ItheSwick]

@xFreestyleKingx I hope DEA kicks your shit in

[MultiSanchez1995]

i really do not see why people hate carlos so much this guy is funny ass hell like everyone below me says every fucking comedian has stole jokes why hate on one great comedian when everybody else does it

[MACHIN3K1NG]

@MultiSanchez1995 same here dude i mean i've seen other comedians who have taken and used other people's jokes and no talks about them, only mencia.

[Txbandito]

Beaners for life!!!!

Mencia is crazy funny!

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

i liked it i think 2 ppl accidentally disliked it lol

[janmendivil9]

this guy sucks

[mrvenerican]

@janmendivil9 Then why u watchin

[bocajr3]

Q ahora los latinos tenemos q escuchar a los blancos y creer todas las mierdas q dice joe rogan y las mierdas q dice george lopez tambien fuck all, este tipo es de centro america y por eso lo descriminan, vayanse todos ala puta q los pario, Mencia esta buenisimo, si les gusta bueno y si no para q lo ven hijos de puta

[cvdqr]

I know a navajo named chad ..lol

[EyesOfDestiny]

you know....all this shit about Carlos stealing jokes just seems like one big ball of whiny bullshit. I Bet you that 90% of the comics that are out there use SOMETHING from someone else.....be it a lot or a little. so to all you people that say Carlos Steals jokes....you may as well say ALL comics steal jokes.....Shut the fuck.....take the stick from the deepest pits of your ass....and laugh. Bunch of babies..........i swear

[horacrux]

he seems like a hispanic kevin james. never realized it before till i saw this