@Kousaburo No, anti-protons and electrons are structurally different. Anti-protons like protons are made of quarks whereas electrons are a type of leptons.
I think you missed the point that the timeline was already messed up by the borg attack on the compound and the Enterprise crew realized that they were going to have to tell the truth to Cochran to get him back on task. And they do mention that they have a cover story even though they don't mention what that is. So presumably they tell that story to everyone else.
There is Star Trek the original series, a campy yet intellectually engaging and positive image of the future, Star Trek the Motion Picture (director's cut - I mean come on, a machine that learns EVERYTHING to be known finds its existence to be empty?) and The Wrath of Khan - the franchise ended after that point.
@ninjamatic5000 LOL, holy crap totally missed that point. Didn't a Jem Hadar ship crash into the lower part of a starship right into the side of the deflector dish. Yet only AFTER 1/2 of the ship hit one of the warp engines did it explode. Man those writers were not paying attention to the action schlock they were writing.
It wasn't really a virus. It was like some math problem that the collective would try to solve but never could, and that would like cause them to go insane and blow up or something.
"out of thin air?" Otherwise known as "replicators," a Star Trek staple since the 60's, not that moron reviewer here can be bothered to pay attention.
yeah, the movies are not consistent with the show, so what..Picard is a badass in this flick, and yeah it's basically just a big dumb sci-fi action movie...it's still good enough for me
8:59 wait woah woah. why the fuck is there a hydroponics sector on the enterprise? does anyone even know what hydroponics is? its growng plants on water. does anyone wanna explain to me why they need hydroponics on the enterprise
@GoHawkeyes15 Before (on ENT and TOS), the hydroponics bay helped grow food for the ship. That's not necessary in the 24th century due to replicators. Since the Enterprise-E is still a diplomatic ship, I think the hydroponics labs are used to create and maintain non-replicated foodstuffs for guests and dignitaries who can't or won't use the replicator.
Voyager didn't have a hydroponics bay (until they made one), so it's not like it's a standard thing. Just seen on the flagships and DS9.
Wow. You really managed to make what I thought was the best TNG movie look like an absolute pile of dung. The dissection of tv show vs. movie Picard is spot on.
Picard's anger here is understandable. Not since The Best of Both Worlds had he encountered the Borg on this scale, and they were attempting to destroy the human race, the Federation, and his own starship, which he felt responsible for. I, Borg was different, as Hugh wasn't acting as hostile or malevolent as the Borg do here. The Borg here show no signs of humanity, while Geordi brought out the good in Hugh.
I'm enjoying this. Sometimes I think they use unfamiliar words just so that it makes it seem real and couldn't possibly be. Whose going to grab a dictionary while watching a movie??
I love most of Plinkett's reviews but this and Generations seem more nit-picky than others. It seems to poke holes in the film but most of those holes are easy to fix. Stuff like, the Vulcans did not detect the phoenix, but rather the warp signatures. Also it has been established that sensors were not advanced, a gravitational field could hide a ship. Maybe Picard cannot get to a shuttlecraft because all the systems were locked, including the ones that operate shuttle doors and docking clamps
@LordEvan88 Yeah, they're more nitpicky, because the films AREN'T AS GODDAMN BAD. Unlike the Star Wars prequels the flaws in these films don't make them completely unwatchable with a straight face.
@LordEvan88 I agree that these reviews are more nitpicky than his Nemesis, Insurrection, or Star Wars prequel reviews, but Generations was a dumb as hell movie.
Did anyone really find that Cockring character believable?
He just came off as someone who'd be a plumber or some other kind of blue collar worker, not some brilliant engineer. And they really had the equipment in that seedy camp to build the first light speed ship?
Linkara calls Superman from Superman At Earths End "Bearded Idiot", and Batman from ASB&R "Crazy Steve". This has inspired me to call the TNG films Picard "Bald Dumbass".
The one liner explanations always got to me as well. The worst was how easily they could "recreate the vortex". So what? Now they know how to time travel all over the place?
1) The moons graviational... blah blah blah... has it occured to you that perhaps they had MOVED THE SHIP CLOSER TO THE MOON TO HIDE
2) They could get the escape pods back long before the vulcans turned up after it was clear the ship was out of danger. Movies do not occur in real time ffs, time passes BETWEEN SCENES.
they had to convince them to do the launch, and yes they showed the copilots were dead. picard was affected by the borg to hate them, the theme or revenge and allegory to moby dick was essential to the film. picard was being plauged by nightmares of the borg and the death of starfleet officers, eventually leading him to his now violent nature in reference the borg. keep in mind i'm only looking at this film. The others have no baring, and men can change over time.
i haven't seen any of these Star Trek movies but i might just to see how bad they are. Zephran Cockring looks like a pedophile about to rocket himself to thailand btw
Troi is qualified because she passed the Commander's test later in the series. I know this is just a character doing the reviews and not a real person but the Troi bashing gets to me...
The episode the drumhead was on last night. 1 hour of tv better than 4 movies. The features could have used a little tension, but I don't blame them for hamming it up after playing the same characters for 7 years
OK, first about Councelor Troi being able to take part in the command-center of the pheonix project. You do now! that she has quite a knowledge about spacetraveling and certain advanced spaceship technologies from the 24th century!? There was even a TNG episode in which she studied many technical things to reach a higher rank. About Picard, i have to agree for the most part. He changed dramatically! in the movies. Maybe to much, even if it makes sense to a certain degree(borg episodes)Still cool
All your opinions on Picard, i think, are a bit off. He was ultimately changed by the borg in " Best of both worlds". He got a bit more brash and he grew a pair. He still had his ethics and code of morality. But when it came to the Borg, he had an insight only a person who had been so violently violated could have. Simular to a rape victim, he had a distain towerd his attackers. They took his humanity, his power.
Piccard is an idiot. The Borg are a menace that's wiping out entire species. There was no moral quandary there. Twat. Maybe that's why I could never get into the Next Gen.
As odd as it sounds I am not sure how they could have made this film better. They couldn't as you said earlier done another Best of Both Worlds and what they did with the Borg Queen was controversial but actually worked for the film as it gave the Borg a voice and didn't make them seem like mean-less zombies.
Having Picard all mad wasn't a big problem for me because he had some bad experiences. The only thing is that the film when all is said an done is an average action movie.
This was the film that introduced the pulse phaser rifle. One of the unique things about the phaser is Star Trek was its utility. It had tons of settings: it could, stun, delicately cut, heat up objects, and kill or vaporize people. It would be logical even for scientists to carry phasers, they are extremely useful, both in and outside of combat. What did the pulse phaser rifle do? It was just a combat weapon, no other utility. Just another example of TNG's descent into lame action films.
If you want to see part 1 and keep complaining about where it is then go to the main website where this came from instead, it isn't even split into different parts too.
You also forgot that the Borg changed the temp to 39 degrees to make it the same as a Borg ship. Also when Enterprise crew members beamed over to the CUBE in previous episodes there was air to breathe yet several of the Borg are walking around outside in space.
FAQ: Where's part one of this review? PART ONE!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, HOSER? HOW MANY FUCKIN' PEOPLE GOTTA ASK THIS FUCKIN' QUESTION BEFORE YOU PUT DOWN THE FUCKIN' PIZZA ROLLS AND DIG THROUGH THE DEAD BODIES IN YOUR BASETAMENT AND FIND THE FUCKIN' THING, YOU FUCKIN' FUCK HOSER FUCK!!! Thank you in advance for your efforts in correcting this problem. :-)
I know why Picard is a nice guy in the show and a douche bag in the films. He probably, at that point, is so old he just doesn't give a rat's ass if he's an enlightened intelecual or not. He just wants to get shit over with and retire.
"but one thing military orders aren't, is still sexy after forty five." *slide whistle sound effect* - ive seen pretty much every review this guy's done, and never laughed as hard as i did with that one.
If the borg are half human or human-like creatures, why don´t they need oxyygen? How can they walk around in space and not freeze? Or blow up due to the change in pressure? Or have their eye balls still in their head? Wouldn´t the body be destroyed while out in space??
You sound just like the suicidal shop teacher from the show South Park.
You also would not know good story telling if it bit you on the _____(fill in the blank) Anyone who was in an earth quake will tell you buildings can have damage without showing obvious damage. Everything you point out is either the proverbia counting rocks, or is explained earlier or later in the movie. Just say you don't like TNG movies because there is no Kirk and be done with it.
Mr. Plinkett, Picard's contradictory characteristics were the whole point of ST:FC. His hypocrisy is even pointed out and made an issue by other characters, as it was openly at odds with the "other" Picard you're talking about. Honestly, you seem to be nitpicking.
I guess what I'm saying is that its harder to keep your objectivity and principles when you are dealing with a species that basically raped your mind and body, turned you into a weapon to use against your people, and then some years later comes BACK and tries to unmake your entire history and then starts ripping apart your ship block by block. Granted, Picard deals with his emotions more violently here than in the series, but they were always present.
In regards to Picard and the Borg, bear in mind that the episode that introduces Hue involved Picard at fist being entirely willing to use Hue as a weapon for genocide. In the end, it was only after he was convinced that Hue had developed his own personality- e.g. that he had become more than a Borg, that Picard nixed the plan. I got the impression it was for Hue's sake, not the Borg as a collective.
Well, to be fair, Troy did say, "I told him our cover story, he didn't believe me." So there goes the ol' Temporal Prime Directive. What have they to lose?
And those guys in the silo wouldn't have gone all, "Who's this chick?" All of them were Enterprise crew since all of Cochrane's crew who didn't die in the bombardment, like Lily, got radiation poisoning from the leaking plasma manifold. Troy can do Mission Control, no problem. She already got Bridge-qualified on the Enterprise back in TNG.
woah. how'd everyone miss the tale of 2 Picards...and the borg & doors...and the moon's gravitational field....and just about everything else that gets mentioned in this review.
Star Trek films have some of the worst acting in history.
pretorious700 3 days ago
Star Trek with edited in laugh track is amazing.
trilobright 3 days ago
Gotta love all-purpose technobabble
Chev427BB 4 days ago
Zephram Cockring
Nickgallant431 4 days ago
"Picards orders get violated more than Counselor Troi...."
Ooooo....
joel1975 6 days ago 2
Anti-protons = electrons?
Kousaburo 1 week ago
@Kousaburo No, anti-protons and electrons are structurally different. Anti-protons like protons are made of quarks whereas electrons are a type of leptons.
qweiopasdz 1 week ago
It was cool to have Al Bundy as Zephran Cochrane
cmsahe 2 weeks ago
what now youtube can not even play the right video FUCK!!!!
makutateridax200 2 weeks ago in playlist RedLetterMedia sci-fi reveiws
I think you missed the point that the timeline was already messed up by the borg attack on the compound and the Enterprise crew realized that they were going to have to tell the truth to Cochran to get him back on task. And they do mention that they have a cover story even though they don't mention what that is. So presumably they tell that story to everyone else.
ctchampagne 2 weeks ago
There is Star Trek the original series, a campy yet intellectually engaging and positive image of the future, Star Trek the Motion Picture (director's cut - I mean come on, a machine that learns EVERYTHING to be known finds its existence to be empty?) and The Wrath of Khan - the franchise ended after that point.
fuzzywzhe 3 weeks ago
ur just a dick end of
tasty1984 3 weeks ago
@tasty1984 who? RedLetterMedia?
elcap22 11 hours ago
Wait, so anyone with a teeny tiny phaser rifle can walk outside the enterprise, fire at the deflector dish and destroy half the ship?
Really? The same deflector dish which get pounded by phaser fire on a weekly basis?
ninjamatic5000 3 weeks ago
@ninjamatic5000 sheilds
deluxeaction 3 weeks ago in playlist redletter
@ninjamatic5000 LOL, holy crap totally missed that point. Didn't a Jem Hadar ship crash into the lower part of a starship right into the side of the deflector dish. Yet only AFTER 1/2 of the ship hit one of the warp engines did it explode. Man those writers were not paying attention to the action schlock they were writing.
kalelwannabe 3 weeks ago
Picard could have killed the borg through a virus????
Could the virus mutate perhaps and kill other species?
NonstopRam 3 weeks ago
@NonstopRam
It wasn't really a virus. It was like some math problem that the collective would try to solve but never could, and that would like cause them to go insane and blow up or something.
It wasn't like some biological weapon.
NeoDMC 3 weeks ago
@NeoDMC Now I get it :P
NonstopRam 3 weeks ago
Yeah, that's who you want at mission control, the chick who crashed the Enterprise in the last movie!
RadarKat73080 3 weeks ago
If the virus is aggressive and trying to harm others then you exterminate it.
Cheburashka207 1 month ago
show picard was designed by the show writers, film picard was designed by patrick stewart
CristianApostol 1 month ago
"out of thin air?" Otherwise known as "replicators," a Star Trek staple since the 60's, not that moron reviewer here can be bothered to pay attention.
SpreadingtheMuse 1 month ago
yeah, the movies are not consistent with the show, so what..Picard is a badass in this flick, and yeah it's basically just a big dumb sci-fi action movie...it's still good enough for me
gocsa 2 months ago
8:59 wait woah woah. why the fuck is there a hydroponics sector on the enterprise? does anyone even know what hydroponics is? its growng plants on water. does anyone wanna explain to me why they need hydroponics on the enterprise
GoHawkeyes15 2 months ago in playlist Plinkett Star Trek First Contact
@GoHawkeyes15 Before (on ENT and TOS), the hydroponics bay helped grow food for the ship. That's not necessary in the 24th century due to replicators. Since the Enterprise-E is still a diplomatic ship, I think the hydroponics labs are used to create and maintain non-replicated foodstuffs for guests and dignitaries who can't or won't use the replicator.
Voyager didn't have a hydroponics bay (until they made one), so it's not like it's a standard thing. Just seen on the flagships and DS9.
TimThomason 1 month ago
Wow. You really managed to make what I thought was the best TNG movie look like an absolute pile of dung. The dissection of tv show vs. movie Picard is spot on.
talkinghead80 2 months ago 3
@talkinghead80 Yeah, but even with the contradictory characterizations of Picard, it's still better than the other three.
92chillwill 1 month ago
I thought Youtube couldn't get any worse than it currently is, but now they have a new HTML5 player that takes two decades to load.
VirDiligo 2 months ago
9:34 LOOL
enkopingsbo 2 months ago
i fuckin hate these new youtube players. they load like shit
jmiester25 2 months ago
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MrHEC381991 2 months ago
5 seconds later..
MrHEC381991 2 months ago
Picard's anger here is understandable. Not since The Best of Both Worlds had he encountered the Borg on this scale, and they were attempting to destroy the human race, the Federation, and his own starship, which he felt responsible for. I, Borg was different, as Hugh wasn't acting as hostile or malevolent as the Borg do here. The Borg here show no signs of humanity, while Geordi brought out the good in Hugh.
92chillwill 2 months ago
I'm enjoying this. Sometimes I think they use unfamiliar words just so that it makes it seem real and couldn't possibly be. Whose going to grab a dictionary while watching a movie??
Songsmirth 2 months ago
(03:50) I love that part!
horaciosi 2 months ago
I LOL' d at 1:42
hotdogs9and9milk 3 months ago
"There's a lot of moments in this MOVY" - gets me every time.
Voidhead 3 months ago
That's right honey-pie, work that business.........
tripdefect87 3 months ago
I love most of Plinkett's reviews but this and Generations seem more nit-picky than others. It seems to poke holes in the film but most of those holes are easy to fix. Stuff like, the Vulcans did not detect the phoenix, but rather the warp signatures. Also it has been established that sensors were not advanced, a gravitational field could hide a ship. Maybe Picard cannot get to a shuttlecraft because all the systems were locked, including the ones that operate shuttle doors and docking clamps
LordEvan88 4 months ago
@LordEvan88 Yeah, they're more nitpicky, because the films AREN'T AS GODDAMN BAD. Unlike the Star Wars prequels the flaws in these films don't make them completely unwatchable with a straight face.
TheAle89515 4 months ago
@LordEvan88 I agree that these reviews are more nitpicky than his Nemesis, Insurrection, or Star Wars prequel reviews, but Generations was a dumb as hell movie.
92chillwill 2 months ago
Which episode is 5:40 from?
wayne388 4 months ago
It's intriguing to think that with this film the federation now has the ability to time travel at any moment they like.
Odilwerk 4 months ago
WHO DAT HO?
ndgh209 5 months ago in playlist More videos from RedLetterMedia 3
Did anyone really find that Cockring character believable?
He just came off as someone who'd be a plumber or some other kind of blue collar worker, not some brilliant engineer. And they really had the equipment in that seedy camp to build the first light speed ship?
I call bullshit.
charlesvan13 5 months ago
(5:07) Which episode is that?
horaciosi 5 months ago
Actually, they did know the rocket was damaged because that woman got radiation poisoning.
svsguru2000 5 months ago in playlist Red Letter Media Star Trek Review
I'm not entirely sure why, but what Picard says in that demonic voice at 4:22 cracks me the fuck up. Especially since you made an awesome comparison.
ChaosTheory0 5 months ago
Linkara calls Superman from Superman At Earths End "Bearded Idiot", and Batman from ASB&R "Crazy Steve". This has inspired me to call the TNG films Picard "Bald Dumbass".
GoldmansNephew 6 months ago
@GoldmansNephew Plinkett calls him "Larry"
I call Obi-Wan in the prequel movies "Dave"
Oh wow Dave jumped out of a million story window. There goes Dave, bragging about killing things again, just like Master Frank would have taught him.
Sabohaque 5 months ago
This is all good. But Movie Picard would kill Bin Laden, but TV Picard might have had Earl Grey tea with him.
charlesvan13 6 months ago
3:21 - this bitch = 24th century Tea Party
SirCliveCalculator 6 months ago
Always hated Generations and First Contact, and now I have concrete reasons to back it up.
ComicBookSyndicate 6 months ago
9:57 ahhh whatever. LOL
letthebeathitem 6 months ago
The one liner explanations always got to me as well. The worst was how easily they could "recreate the vortex". So what? Now they know how to time travel all over the place?
vintagevideogamegeek 7 months ago
I can never watch these movie the same again. LMFAO!!!! These are hilarious. Nothing funner than his Insurrection review.
MrMrmethodacting 7 months ago
5:06 - 5:10 can someone tell me what episode that's from?
romeobravo78 7 months ago
@romeobravo78 Lessons Season 6 Episode 19. Picard is trying to convince Riker to join him in a fencing match.
SuperDevolution 6 months ago
''Mr. Worf! Quantum torpedoes!''
''Ready, sir!
''Fire!''
Quartzzzz 7 months ago
1) The moons graviational... blah blah blah... has it occured to you that perhaps they had MOVED THE SHIP CLOSER TO THE MOON TO HIDE
2) They could get the escape pods back long before the vulcans turned up after it was clear the ship was out of danger. Movies do not occur in real time ffs, time passes BETWEEN SCENES.
locutus9956 7 months ago
This should be sent to Patrick Stewart. I'm sure he'd get a kick out of it.
Brockhad 8 months ago
@Brockhad And if not, i'm sure he's gonna "make them PAY!!!" :-)
Craplatte 7 months ago
worf shot away from the dish not toward, he's a freakin kligon, he's going to be like a sniper with a phaser.
RoastingPotPieMonkey 8 months ago
warp signature....NOT IMPULSE SIGNATURE! THEY CAME IN AROUND THE MOON....SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RoastingPotPieMonkey 8 months ago
they had to convince them to do the launch, and yes they showed the copilots were dead. picard was affected by the borg to hate them, the theme or revenge and allegory to moby dick was essential to the film. picard was being plauged by nightmares of the borg and the death of starfleet officers, eventually leading him to his now violent nature in reference the borg. keep in mind i'm only looking at this film. The others have no baring, and men can change over time.
RoastingPotPieMonkey 8 months ago
"I will make them PAY for what they've done!!!!!!"
I love the voice modification for that line, especially the second time :-)))
Craplatte 8 months ago 36
What?
ChristopherJamesE 8 months ago
i haven't seen any of these Star Trek movies but i might just to see how bad they are. Zephran Cockring looks like a pedophile about to rocket himself to thailand btw
YouCensoredTM 8 months ago
Troi is qualified because she passed the Commander's test later in the series. I know this is just a character doing the reviews and not a real person but the Troi bashing gets to me...
MrPhoenixab 9 months ago
The episode the drumhead was on last night. 1 hour of tv better than 4 movies. The features could have used a little tension, but I don't blame them for hamming it up after playing the same characters for 7 years
coath514 9 months ago
what a shame he doesn't make any more of those reviews
LMTR14 9 months ago
@Accisma That was a very long time ago. Picard had years to change his mind about the Borg.
tbeller80 9 months ago
OK, first about Councelor Troi being able to take part in the command-center of the pheonix project. You do now! that she has quite a knowledge about spacetraveling and certain advanced spaceship technologies from the 24th century!? There was even a TNG episode in which she studied many technical things to reach a higher rank. About Picard, i have to agree for the most part. He changed dramatically! in the movies. Maybe to much, even if it makes sense to a certain degree(borg episodes)Still cool
JAGTHEGEMINI 10 months ago
"We're not hunters Doctor, nor is it our role to exact revenge"
"And I shall make them PAY!!"
I love that comparison, it just tears the film apart...
Bagrah10 10 months ago 44
@Bagrah10 The difference between the tv show and the movie was about a decade. That's a lot of time for a guy's opinions on life to change.
tbeller80 9 months ago
LMAO he called him Cock ring at 130 great shit.
kalelwannabe 10 months ago
All your opinions on Picard, i think, are a bit off. He was ultimately changed by the borg in " Best of both worlds". He got a bit more brash and he grew a pair. He still had his ethics and code of morality. But when it came to the Borg, he had an insight only a person who had been so violently violated could have. Simular to a rape victim, he had a distain towerd his attackers. They took his humanity, his power.
coolair00 10 months ago
Thats right hunny pie, work that business , LOL
coolair00 10 months ago
Oh my god, it'd be hilarious if you did the Star Trek reviews, altering every line of Picard's into the I'LL MAKE THEM PAY voice!
ltflak 10 months ago
i love it when he makes picard sound like a demon
moviebakerperson 10 months ago
Okay, at 9:40, Hawk said "Full Power", Picard clearly was not firing at full power.
LowellMorgan 10 months ago
"Zefren Cockring" cracked me up!
mikedittsche 10 months ago
God I didn't even notice half these things. You ruined the movie for me now!.... but in a good way. :D
verdigo1 11 months ago
Start buildin' ma statue.
Fredcheesburger 11 months ago
This is perfect
TheOceanzen 11 months ago
Piccard is an idiot. The Borg are a menace that's wiping out entire species. There was no moral quandary there. Twat. Maybe that's why I could never get into the Next Gen.
DejectedPanda 11 months ago
@DejectedPanda or maybe you are the twat who is so fucking afraid to die. that's always behind such violent tendencies
sondano 9 months ago
Nah, you wanna see his Phantom menace Star wars review, they`re the best!
seafireliv 11 months ago
this, without any flattery, is the best review I ever saw youtube, of ANYTHING! it's so insightful and so funny haha. congrats and thanks.
JohannLau 11 months ago
I almost gave up on Trek - then I saw this - you rock!
threebil 11 months ago
The demonic Picard voice was the best touch LOL!
theblocksays 11 months ago
I only just realized he calls Cochrane "Cock ring" ^^''
TheAle89515 1 year ago
The deflector dish is only the inner circle which was unplugged and destroyed by Worf....
Freddran 1 year ago
Get some help- sincerely.
TheGoldcountry 1 year ago
when you take things out of context, a good movie can go bad.
NonstopRam 1 year ago
Who Dat Ho?
Dibbid 1 year ago
Buddy ? get your one eyed snake in your hands but please stop fucking up good films like this one
Melcherhuat 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
funkmastahgdawg 1 year ago
I WILL MAKE THEM PAY!!
SGTcrackey666 1 year ago
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All these Star Trek movies are hopelessly grade B.
What works for television doesn't work in a movie.
And they couldn't make the TNG characters work in a film.
charlesvan13 1 year ago
You are funny sir. "wear period clothing ,yet tell everyone LOL, awesome!!
You and my friend should have a discussion on continuity, hilarity would insue.
mrrogue72 1 year ago
so true but this movie rocked
mrrogue72 1 year ago
Since when was the deflector not a VITAL SYSTEM???? O_o
Sarandib22 1 year ago
Yo redletter Lt Hawk said "if we set our phasers 2 full power" maybe Picard didn't have his set @ full power.
asuch874 1 year ago
Where is part 1?
LookUpImOnAHorse 1 year ago 2
As odd as it sounds I am not sure how they could have made this film better. They couldn't as you said earlier done another Best of Both Worlds and what they did with the Borg Queen was controversial but actually worked for the film as it gave the Borg a voice and didn't make them seem like mean-less zombies.
Having Picard all mad wasn't a big problem for me because he had some bad experiences. The only thing is that the film when all is said an done is an average action movie.
gideonblackman 1 year ago
I dont think the borg are actually capable of cognitive thought as that would make them individual and they are a hivemind
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
TV Show Picard: [Calm, rational tone] "We're not hunters, doctor. Nor is it our role to exact revenge."
Film Picard: [Seething with rage] "I WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!"
CSC1188 1 year ago
Picard is a hippy. A pretty-sounding hippy.
macconnell100 1 year ago
This was the film that introduced the pulse phaser rifle. One of the unique things about the phaser is Star Trek was its utility. It had tons of settings: it could, stun, delicately cut, heat up objects, and kill or vaporize people. It would be logical even for scientists to carry phasers, they are extremely useful, both in and outside of combat. What did the pulse phaser rifle do? It was just a combat weapon, no other utility. Just another example of TNG's descent into lame action films.
erentheca 1 year ago
5:36
CAMEL TOEEEEEEEE
Mitchal13579 1 year ago
If you want to see part 1 and keep complaining about where it is then go to the main website where this came from instead, it isn't even split into different parts too.
Thumbs up so idiots can see
HappySack2 1 year ago 5
You also forgot that the Borg changed the temp to 39 degrees to make it the same as a Borg ship. Also when Enterprise crew members beamed over to the CUBE in previous episodes there was air to breathe yet several of the Borg are walking around outside in space.
papasitoman 1 year ago
where is part 1???!!!!!
acebunny17 1 year ago
lol he sounds possessed when he says he'll make them pay
Frozone470 1 year ago
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asuch874 1 year ago
"...In fact, Picard's Order get violated more often than Counselor Troy..."
I really had to laugh at that one.
Shinhaquro 1 year ago
Thats right Honey Pie work that Business! hahaha this guy is Priceless... couldn't think of a better breakdown of the movie.. Mr. Plinket Rocks
a7npena 1 year ago
where the fuck is part 1 ?!!
demoskunk 1 year ago
Where's part 1? I can't find it... :(
aclerok 1 year ago 4
@aclerok Me neither. Must have been taken down.
JonathanBones 1 year ago
when the rocket takes off... and all them people run towards it.... umm yad think it would get pretty hot under that ahh exhaust plume.. lol
ya know, when ya see the suttle takin off...how far back ya gotta be... ahh i could be wrong
johnnyrockerfella 1 year ago
Genius!
ddpresearch07 1 year ago
Wait, wait... Wait. You made a 40 minute review of a 111 minute movie? What the fuck is wrong with you?
SquashuaY 1 year ago
man, im just about to fall asleep just from watching this. is there any way to talk even more sleepy and slow than you?
builder397 1 year ago
@builder397 If you have a sense of humor the laughter should wake you up. ;)
Shinhaquro 1 year ago
Zef could just say he didn't know were they went (the 2 copilots), if others suspected foul play then that would change future outcomes.
asuch874 1 year ago
see entire edition with the following film right here on a=v=a=t=z.net remove =
kobemanlakat 1 year ago
Youtube took down part 1?!
EYE will make them PAY for what they've done! 3:49
Shild 1 year ago
what happened to part one?
FFoocckkaa 1 year ago 66
@FFoocckkaa it can be seen ad red letters website
stimpp 1 year ago
@FFoocckkaa
Oh, it doesn't matter, as long as you... Ch-ch-ch-ch- pop!
Fredcheesburger 11 months ago
@FFoocckkaa I just watched it
StephensStuff 9 months ago
@FFoocckkaa it's back
KelanDWood 5 months ago
I think youtube removed part 1 for some reason. You know these moderators, they are fuckin trolls.
bbhaver 1 year ago 11
@bbhaver probably had something to do with paramount that dont explain it tho why part on and not the rest hmmm lol
Wharding85 1 year ago
@bbhaver it's back
KelanDWood 5 months ago
Which episode is the scene at 5:06 from? Or is it an outtake?
Koshiro2k3 1 year ago
@Koshiro2k3 Season 6 "Lessons"
camp3rchizzle 1 year ago
The full review is in his web page...
Cyelon 1 year ago
Where's part one?
molluskweddin 1 year ago 5
@molluskweddin Yeah, where?
tyhouston5 1 year ago
Im tell my grand kids about this and there going to tell their friends at school and its going to fuck everything up...........hahahahahah
IGNsucks 1 year ago
WHERES PART 1 IT WAS HERE WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS WHAT THE HELL DUDE?
IGNsucks 1 year ago 4
LMFAO DEMON PICARD 3:50
xjager513 1 year ago
FAQ: Where's part one of this review? PART ONE!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, HOSER? HOW MANY FUCKIN' PEOPLE GOTTA ASK THIS FUCKIN' QUESTION BEFORE YOU PUT DOWN THE FUCKIN' PIZZA ROLLS AND DIG THROUGH THE DEAD BODIES IN YOUR BASETAMENT AND FIND THE FUCKIN' THING, YOU FUCKIN' FUCK HOSER FUCK!!! Thank you in advance for your efforts in correcting this problem. :-)
JWRandall423 1 year ago
I know why Picard is a nice guy in the show and a douche bag in the films. He probably, at that point, is so old he just doesn't give a rat's ass if he's an enlightened intelecual or not. He just wants to get shit over with and retire.
heydude056 1 year ago
where the hells part 1????
IGNsucks 1 year ago 3
"but one thing military orders aren't, is still sexy after forty five." *slide whistle sound effect* - ive seen pretty much every review this guy's done, and never laughed as hard as i did with that one.
bijibadness 1 year ago
How come no part 1?
owenthurman 1 year ago 2
If the borg are half human or human-like creatures, why don´t they need oxyygen? How can they walk around in space and not freeze? Or blow up due to the change in pressure? Or have their eye balls still in their head? Wouldn´t the body be destroyed while out in space??
papasitoman 1 year ago
Zephram Cockring. LOL
HDvideosaregood 1 year ago
Funny Stuff. GLad you don't have the whole side-story about the basement and the killing women and blah, blah, blah. The review is all we need ;-)
Where is part 1?
~Trav
sivartis 1 year ago
@sivartis Yeah I'm also looking for part 1
FoggyFishburne 1 year ago
@FoggyFishburne
It's on private for some reason. I'd guess copyright, but all the other vids have clips, too?
~Trav
sivartis 1 year ago
@sivartis Probably. That makes me sadface
FoggyFishburne 1 year ago
You sound just like the suicidal shop teacher from the show South Park.
You also would not know good story telling if it bit you on the _____(fill in the blank) Anyone who was in an earth quake will tell you buildings can have damage without showing obvious damage. Everything you point out is either the proverbia counting rocks, or is explained earlier or later in the movie. Just say you don't like TNG movies because there is no Kirk and be done with it.
Trekfreek 1 year ago
9:32 they didn't fire the deflector. The part worf blows up is the deflector
Hedgehogstudioss 1 year ago
But one thing military orders aren't is sexy after 45 *comedy whistle* LOOOL
shaunmalley 1 year ago
Mr. Plinkett, Picard's contradictory characteristics were the whole point of ST:FC. His hypocrisy is even pointed out and made an issue by other characters, as it was openly at odds with the "other" Picard you're talking about. Honestly, you seem to be nitpicking.
SnuffyWuffles 1 year ago
the tv show picard - lets call him larry ...
S1nwar 1 year ago
I guess what I'm saying is that its harder to keep your objectivity and principles when you are dealing with a species that basically raped your mind and body, turned you into a weapon to use against your people, and then some years later comes BACK and tries to unmake your entire history and then starts ripping apart your ship block by block. Granted, Picard deals with his emotions more violently here than in the series, but they were always present.
nothri 1 year ago
In regards to Picard and the Borg, bear in mind that the episode that introduces Hue involved Picard at fist being entirely willing to use Hue as a weapon for genocide. In the end, it was only after he was convinced that Hue had developed his own personality- e.g. that he had become more than a Borg, that Picard nixed the plan. I got the impression it was for Hue's sake, not the Borg as a collective.
nothri 1 year ago
"It doesn't matter as long as you tchik tchik chik...." fucking genius!!!
Zarrov 1 year ago 3
Well, to be fair, Troy did say, "I told him our cover story, he didn't believe me." So there goes the ol' Temporal Prime Directive. What have they to lose?
And those guys in the silo wouldn't have gone all, "Who's this chick?" All of them were Enterprise crew since all of Cochrane's crew who didn't die in the bombardment, like Lily, got radiation poisoning from the leaking plasma manifold. Troy can do Mission Control, no problem. She already got Bridge-qualified on the Enterprise back in TNG.
RingSight91 1 year ago 2
ya NOT killing the borg was REALLY FUCKING STUPID.
CrusaderGundam 1 year ago 2
LOOOL XD
1925phantom 1 year ago
You said earlier that Picard had no noteworthy reasons to be uninvited to a fight with the Borg, but this part of the review is littered with them.
strayfies 1 year ago
picard screaming like a madman made me lose it
Antzer12 1 year ago
I wished RLM pointed out the future BISON @ 9:05.
ubergo 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
woah. how'd everyone miss the tale of 2 Picards...and the borg & doors...and the moon's gravitational field....and just about everything else that gets mentioned in this review.
thanks for posting :)
brenrose 1 year ago