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"a lot of times they come for the airplane crashes and they don't make the applesauce quite right, so you're going to want to pay attention, the blue areas is what you want to stay out of, just make sure that when the balloons are floating in the air, when they come down, they gotta stay in one spot and you'll be okay"
@CaptainCrunchOwns That was one of those people who reads books in the corner by themselves and dont care what they look like in public......in other words everyone on the internet
@AmericanSoldierSS No, we just have an appreciation for quirky personalities. Also, we're not so conceited as to care one whether someone is a virgin. Nerdy dudes like him help make the world interesting. I can't imagine how badly earth would suck if it was exclusively filled with douches like you.
"You know a lot of the time they come for the airplane crashes and they don't make the applesauce quite right in there so you wanna really pay attention a lot of times the blue area is what you wanna stay out of so next time just make sure that a lot of the time when the balloons are floating around in the air when they come down that they just gotta stay in one spot then you'll be okay" lol thats my favorite part he kept it going soo good
God everyone is so effing rude. At least the first lady played along and was trying to be courteous! Rudeness is a lifestyle nowadays. This generation sucks ass.
I CRIED LAUGHING WATCHING THIS OMG U AND EDBASSMASTER ARE THE ONLY ONES ON YOUTUBE THAT I CAN LAUGH AT UNTIL I CRY!!!! OH YEA AND MAKE SURE U SMILE REAL BIG WHILE ON TOP OF THE ROOF, BECAUSE THE ANTS WILL START FLYING AND END UP ON AND AIRPLANE WHEEL SOMEWHERE!!!
i thought the guy at the end was a woman my mistake so see you at 2:13 at wild bills and make sure to bring that that wrist band and your cat pooped on my grandma she is not happy about her washer being skeeted and happy thanks giving
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS....... you will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible friday.tommorow will be the best day of your life.however if you dont post this to at least 3 videos you will die in the next 2 days. now you have already started reading this so dont stop.this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen. this is so scary it actually works
if you want a quick laugh go to my channel and watch "the twitch" and others. also subscribe to me and i'll subscribe to you :).....edbassmaster commented on MY ugly face one...js
if you want a quick laugh go to my channel and watch "the twitch" and others. also subscribe to me and i'll subscribe to you :).....edbassmaster commented on MY ugly face one...js
i wanted to go get my soda off the mailbox and throw a cookie at a bird when a clown came in and yelled at the fire wall and got some juice from the gift shop
yeah the jon dear was runnin so quick did ya even see it comin at cha?? i mean he was beepin right at ya and u just looked around and kept going ? are u on sir did the preist come and visit your family when your father died ? i mean i feel so bad for u my sympathy for you...." uhmm whattt ? " yea just go upstairs and u'll see when the cops come running they'll blow there wistles and you guys will just have to keep screaming ? that ok with you guys ? alright see you then, 5pm see u later fella's
Jack - Come on
Target guy - No?
greenee111 1 day ago
When they ask you what you're talkin about you should totally reply "Oh...I'm married" *points to ring finger
Dtwnwldcat 2 days ago
LEGEND
BrandDarbs 3 days ago
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JamesZapfelPoetry 1 week ago
is that a tranny ? 1:39
Pabalino94 1 week ago
@Pabalino94 "No...?"
uremadbro 1 week ago
How you manage to do all this with a straight face is beyond me.
alexr8395 1 week ago
i do this at school
dog10461 2 weeks ago
"We don't know what ur talking about."
"its about 10 oclock..."
*LOL*
fishcaketwice 2 weeks ago
hahaha what a hero
jamjams96 3 weeks ago
how they don't see camer??????
HuzzaDarknet 3 weeks ago
147 people dont understand nonsense
volcomXdiamond 4 weeks ago
LOL, I wonder how Jack hides the camera when he's doing pranks in a car?
JDBCreations 1 month ago 4
i never read the long comments
loopbros 1 month ago
The last guy in the red shirt made me bust out laughing!!! I thought I was gonna die laughing!!! 😄
ROBOTGLOVES 1 month ago
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! that made melaugh soo hard
hotthergirlever 1 month ago
Im not that late anyway. Lol
SagChic1009 1 month ago
How ya doin!, you know, a lot of times they come for the airplane crashes.
DannyBoyidk 1 month ago 4
WAIT!...is that guy at 1:05 giving you the Skippy Stare??!! Or is that Dick Vitale giving the Skippy Stare?? Anyways, How rude! lol
hughman174 1 month ago
Im dying watching these view. Me and my best friend talk to eachother like this all the time, on the blackside of the moon.
SagChic1009 1 month ago
0:48 looks like hes feeling for a gun.
9mrsimz 1 month ago
people probly thought he was on acid!
hheywire 1 month ago
brainfuck
dave54435 1 month ago
he would be a good politician
TomValedro 1 month ago
i like jack vale, but his binoculars are at least 2 or 3 miles down the road. as the crow flies
PTLpdb 1 month ago
@PTLpdb not funny .
9mrsimz 1 month ago
@9mrsimz Way to be a douche.
GoonOnFire 1 month ago
@GoonOnFire still...........not funny.
9mrsimz 1 month ago
@1:50 I thought that was a ugly woman, until he talked!
isaiahmyboo91309 2 months ago
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isaiahmyboo91309 2 months ago
Lol hippie in a target shirt with a harry potter book
Submersed24 2 months ago
Michael J Fox!
that is who he reminds me of
NO1CARESWHATYOUTHINK 2 months ago
lmao he just mind fucked every one of them!
ronham12 2 months ago
Everyone knew a guy like the on at 1:35 in highschool. he's that one awkward kid.
GoRideWashington 2 months ago
"a lot of times they come for the airplane crashes and they don't make the applesauce quite right, so you're going to want to pay attention, the blue areas is what you want to stay out of, just make sure that when the balloons are floating in the air, when they come down, they gotta stay in one spot and you'll be okay"
Womans Response: " No Problem!" xD
bcdude126 2 months ago
JACK - DO MORE NONSENSE VIDEOS!!!
br5060 2 months ago
in italy this is a "supercazzola"
ignotusignotikitiki 2 months ago
lol at the beginning its petco
MairacleMaker10 2 months ago
You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time!
bcdude126 2 months ago
Woman: "we don't know what you're talking about..." Jack: "Oh well it's about 10 o'clock when you get there".
meeuwenpoep 2 months ago
I would love to have this kind of conversation with Jack Vale xD.
Timpandashomp 2 months ago
Target <3
Dharkllama 2 months ago
The last was a guy? or a gir?
armageddonhusai 2 months ago
"...im pretty sure i dont even know you...."
thatkid1235 2 months ago
haha they're all old as fuck
SuperThroatpuncher 2 months ago
I love how he asked a real quedtion at the end hahaha!!!
PatrickM2220 2 months ago
DO IT AS THE OLD MAN XD
Lucky466 2 months ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
2:24 thats what my dog does when it's confused
skait4life 2 months ago 42
1:43 hand gesture
ShaolinBattles 2 months ago
MORE!!! I BEG YOU JACK!!!
ThrashTillDeth679 2 months ago
00:37 whos "we"????
cenarules2009yeah 3 months ago
i love how some people think that he's a nutcase and think they are so much better than him when it turns out there the ones getting pranked
jaggyjaguar 3 months ago
HES ON ACID
MarcoMarsella 3 months ago
Guy in the target shirt is awesome. Period.
CaptainCrunchOwns 3 months ago 62
@CaptainCrunchOwns ...I think thats a girl....
trixrmagik 2 months ago
@CaptainCrunchOwns That was one of those people who reads books in the corner by themselves and dont care what they look like in public......in other words everyone on the internet
Warbash22 2 months ago
@CaptainCrunchOwns I guess you and the 37 people that liked your comment look like that Overweight virgin..
AmericanSoldierSS 1 month ago
@AmericanSoldierSS No, we just have an appreciation for quirky personalities. Also, we're not so conceited as to care one whether someone is a virgin. Nerdy dudes like him help make the world interesting. I can't imagine how badly earth would suck if it was exclusively filled with douches like you.
CaptainCrunchOwns 1 month ago
Lol this is brilliant!
ThyOdder 3 months ago
Fkn hilarious!
hworkdedication 3 months ago
1:34 MAN OR DUDE
kira1734 3 months ago
omfg that is funny.
corkbender 3 months ago
throw a fart or two in there :) lol
stepheniecapa06 3 months ago
lmao....when we were kids
laluna7580 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jackvalefilms
I was first introduced to these videos in Psychology class today. I have reason to believe that these videos are the best things ever.
Portoslug 3 months ago
This is the funniest one you've done and the best character more of these please!
scoresman69er 3 months ago
Appears as though females don't stick around, their BS radars are more optimal it seems.
intel1793 3 months ago
I SEE U DID THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL ?
THATS EXACLY WHAT IM DOING AL TIME LOL
didnt know of this vid til today
traxgod2 3 months ago
thats what i always do everywhare everytime
traxgod2 3 months ago
1:46 Its Beavis and Butthead's School Teacher.
NakedSnake541 3 months ago
lol when i clicked this i thought dis was ownage pranks lol
myammw12 3 months ago
thumbs up if you thought that was a girl 1:33
15smitha117 3 months ago
do another citizens arrest video! :)
AYEYOKACY 3 months ago
what a bitch at 0:39
buddy31tide 3 months ago
Watching these high is the best. I bet Jack is high while he does this.
316john316john 4 months ago
@316john316john right lol thats what i was thinking his videos are funny as fuck high.
beastdogify 3 months ago
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LOVE YOU JACK - NO HOMO
AriaTelevision 4 months ago
BWAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING SPLENDID!
lordblighty 4 months ago
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MexicanDicer 4 months ago
how does he do this without lauging
MrAwsometommy 4 months ago
YOU'VE EATEN TOO MANY ROUNDTREES RANDOMS...
Aradane1 4 months ago
"You know a lot of the time they come for the airplane crashes and they don't make the applesauce quite right in there so you wanna really pay attention a lot of times the blue area is what you wanna stay out of so next time just make sure that a lot of the time when the balloons are floating around in the air when they come down that they just gotta stay in one spot then you'll be okay" lol thats my favorite part he kept it going soo good
BrRepsAwol 4 months ago
@jackvalefilms 1:16 is Edbassmaster's Skippy!
brettgardner111 4 months ago
this is utterly hilarious! MORE OF THESE!!!!
EMMApizzLe 4 months ago
Ahaa , The Last One Iss The Best :DD !
JasmineLovee14 4 months ago
LMAAOOOOOOOO airplane applesauce LMAO
rocaho001 4 months ago
You're the best man keep em comin'.
BONECRUSHER231 4 months ago
he is so embarrassing
vkvkvk1219 4 months ago
All these people probably think hes on some shrooms or something when he's saying this stuff hahaha
washcloth759 4 months ago
I want that target shirt that that guy was wearing where can you get one??
stevstot 4 months ago
wow he pranked mikey from orange county choppers at the end
billabong4202 4 months ago
God everyone is so effing rude. At least the first lady played along and was trying to be courteous! Rudeness is a lifestyle nowadays. This generation sucks ass.
bleedinggoths 4 months ago
laughed so hard....merry christmas
JamesPitman96 4 months ago
did she say WE dont know what your talking about
JAKHANS16796 4 months ago
"i dont think i even know you.........who?" hahaha
Ryu7793 4 months ago
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Saw this one on RudeTube, piseed myself laughing
ItsBiwiPwice 4 months ago
I love how they just nod and think he must be crazy
mulecc 4 months ago
love this
chepshop 4 months ago in playlist Rude Tube V: Utter Pranks
LOL we dont know what your talking about oh its about 10 o clock hahahaha
liarobe 4 months ago
im fried and this shit is funny
nathanbaby4life 5 months ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
I have so many favorites where's this guy been, HE'S SO FREAKEN FUNNY!
(It's also wierd because when i go to click on another video before it begins I start to laugh......wierd) XXXXX-D
AnniSeveriene5342 5 months ago
"....Oookaaay.."
Amizyo 5 months ago 82
I CRIED LAUGHING WATCHING THIS OMG U AND EDBASSMASTER ARE THE ONLY ONES ON YOUTUBE THAT I CAN LAUGH AT UNTIL I CRY!!!! OH YEA AND MAKE SURE U SMILE REAL BIG WHILE ON TOP OF THE ROOF, BECAUSE THE ANTS WILL START FLYING AND END UP ON AND AIRPLANE WHEEL SOMEWHERE!!!
nene8907 5 months ago
I need more nonsense videos in my lifeee... Jack, please make more :3
ThreeeeeX 5 months ago
My favorite one
kfisk1 5 months ago
Hey haters, make sure before you hit the dislike button that i love pancakes. And be careful with that giant potato on fire at the supermanket. Bye!
MusicStudioHits 5 months ago
@MusicStudioHits hey make sure you get the monkeys at my house tomorrow because they cause to much noise during nap time. Thanks.
karr017 5 months ago
1:04
Great stuff man hahaha
ncshuriken 5 months ago
I literaly laughed my assoff
Myrbattlsphere 5 months ago
its not as good as the 4 one
johntowanda 5 months ago
JACK VALE DO U EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO READ ALL OUR COMMENTS
texazmade713 5 months ago
"QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO"
Jsnare13 5 months ago
The guy at the end seemed like his brain was trying so hard to put that puzzle together!,..
blove1586 5 months ago
Ahahahhaa the guy with the target shirt and the ponytail... His very last line is
*tilts head* WHO?
IAnnoy13People 5 months ago
The guy at the end scares me...... lol
MrConger5 5 months ago
i love the nerdy guy at the end.
snopbox 5 months ago
i thought the guy at the end was a woman my mistake so see you at 2:13 at wild bills and make sure to bring that that wrist band and your cat pooped on my grandma she is not happy about her washer being skeeted and happy thanks giving
chriscobra666 5 months ago
OOOOKAY.....
midnightwaffels 5 months ago 2
OOOO--Kay? @ 1:48.
Calbenmike 5 months ago 14
1:41 Miley from American choppers
SYKOHYKO818 6 months ago
LMAO!!!
NYskater12345 6 months ago
he's gotta say more stuff like the first one he did
officialpartyrockers 6 months ago in playlist jack vale!
the guy who's riding a car is a freak..talking nonsense and talking himself...
tuwang28 6 months ago
Sorry about what happened back there, I didnt know it was going to be you guys... hahahahahah
stlmjl02 6 months ago
Last guy was the best.
ZombieDeath101 6 months ago
1:36 = CHICK OR MALE?
noconflictbanana 6 months ago
1:41-1:47 im like ok an ugly girl then 1:48 im like wow thats just sad
kwizz321 6 months ago
T.I.W = THIS IS AWESOME!
Dragonsoft22 6 months ago
Damn Asians...
bluepossumo 6 months ago
JACK: THIS IS YOUR BEST CHARACTER!!! DO MORE OF THESE!!!! LOVE IT!!!
br5060 6 months ago 102
@br5060 about ten,o,clock is when you get there
dragonoballoz 4 months ago
LMAO the guy at 1:46... "okay??"
ledzeppize 6 months ago
lmao i couldnt breath by the last one!!!!
teepee95 6 months ago
" so the sun is RIGHT IN THERE" lol hhahahaha
CLOVERCITYY15 6 months ago
I guess i'm messed up in the head because this all makes sense to me
JLuk98 6 months ago
it made sense to the old people
ew45dryt 6 months ago
Just awful
didimurr 6 months ago
Hahahahahaaa the guy at the end . no??
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Flashlomza 6 months ago
LMFAO monkeys on the trampoline omg dyingggg
iMakeBeats808 6 months ago
lmfao i swear i could watch this once a day and that last guy gets me every fuckin time ha ha ...uhhhh LOL
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Dammit! I dropped my bag of Doritos!
62dimilo 6 months ago
hey jack do u live near port st. john F.L.? that place your driving around looks ALOT like port st. john
hunterman8881 6 months ago
Ahhh haa omg water almost came out my nose
dHIPw 6 months ago
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the video blew my mind.....like whoa.....this dudes deep
JavaSpitLava 6 months ago
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JavaSpitLava 6 months ago
Woah im so tired of
the stupid ad
dalhar20 6 months ago
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OOOOOOKAAAYYYY???!?
1:47
bolhi666 6 months ago
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bolhi666 6 months ago
i laughed so hard my cheesesteak was screaming aunt jemima
AnitaDeGroyne 6 months ago
Why do white people tilt their heads like dogs when confused??
wolfstriked 6 months ago
was that person in the target shirt a dude or a girl
ninjabunny132 6 months ago
You are the funniest
dalhar20 6 months ago
lmfao i keep rewinding it and the last guys reaction is so fuckin funny ,.,.,oooooooook
CLOVERCITYY15 7 months ago
lol that last guy
Trendyrapslut 7 months ago
You Gotta Be Like "Oh, Uhmmm Yeah, Im sorry I Ran Over Your Son Back There o.o"
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357tja 7 months ago
First "Reaction"!
GravityBeats 7 months ago
no
IWANTTOBEINYOURVIDEO 7 months ago
@IWANTTOBEINYOURVIDEO NO WHAT
famous1779 7 months ago
hehehe, this is amazing
TheThiagotebet 7 months ago
That last guy is so fuckin cool
itzLeo 7 months ago
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357tja 7 months ago
no?
TheNathan777xx 7 months ago
best fucking vid ever please do more. Hey stop messing about, 1030 and thats at your place right?
itzLeo 7 months ago
"when we were kids" HAHAHA
ijust8coldwaffles 7 months ago
i wanted to go get my soda off the mailbox and throw a cookie at a bird when a clown came in and yelled at the fire wall and got some juice from the gift shop
supersecretpenguin 7 months ago
I thought I was the only person that random. I feel so much better.
joosjoos 7 months ago
you have to start randomly singing too. like just talk normally and then burst into song
noideawhatimdoin 7 months ago
hahahaha dude your hilarious.
Sean4life13 7 months ago
i like how the people just agree
thejam200 7 months ago
Say what?
wreckedem14 7 months ago
perfect. absolutely perfect
BluesmaNeedham 7 months ago
Haha so glad i watched this, subbed immediately
JaredBlash 7 months ago
yeah the jon dear was runnin so quick did ya even see it comin at cha?? i mean he was beepin right at ya and u just looked around and kept going ? are u on sir did the preist come and visit your family when your father died ? i mean i feel so bad for u my sympathy for you...." uhmm whattt ? " yea just go upstairs and u'll see when the cops come running they'll blow there wistles and you guys will just have to keep screaming ? that ok with you guys ? alright see you then, 5pm see u later fella's
CLOVERCITYY15 7 months ago