The Residential Name

[angellostinoblivion]

god i'm a heterosexual girl and you turn ME on

[ahokalam]

Amen to that, sista! I'm a heterosexual guy, and I found that intellectually sexy! =)

[MediaCyberMonks]

Imagine listening to this mother in law always speakin

as a demon sounding voice telling you and a hint of attractive yet offish in attitude and discusting voice posing as a nice girl style non accredited reorter

[jmacyoshi]

I still like that other one you mentioned in the other video. what was it?: boogerlaurie? hilarious! I have to say that all that definition stuff at the beginning kind of made it seem a little impersonal, but then you did tie it in to yourself a bit. I just feel bad that you didn't try to be more creative with the definitions. it's all good.

[dannye60]

slightly reminds me of hotforwords

[mikma]

mikma was here

[rollwitdaflava]

how about the resident age? the resident hobbies? the resident location? --- more power ! ! !

[clementckw]

lol then who pays u? advertisements? jus wonderingg...

[Scherlux]

your explanation is as stupid as you are

[BlazingBattleAx]

so true

[MrMosei]

so we are all residents why are you THE resident?

[danso3000]

So you called yourself the resident... because you live on earth? lol Or because your a member of a non-uniformed law enforcement agency?

lololol!!!

[Puzzley]

Hitlers Ambition was admirable. The way he pursued those ambitions were somewat wrong. IMO the killing of the jews were down right wrong, but the invasion of europe is a natural way to unite nations. "Peace is achieved through war"

COPY THIS TO OTHER HITLER OR NAZI RELATED VIDEOS TO END TENSION BETWEEN NEO NAZIS AND NON NAZIS.

[Hammadkazmi7]

you r hot

[audadvnc]

"the Resident Camera-Cultural Awareness Enforcer"! That's quite a mouthful. Keep up the good work!

[timbosforporn]

I am also theresident. For example, after eating hot mexican food I become theresident of the bathroom. I don't do any videos or anything because that would be weird. All you would here is me saying "rrrrrrrr" and my face looking like I am trying to give birth.

[YOUNGF0X]

I love u lori

[gustamino]

You take it seriously and make it look SOOOO good ;-)

[ronpaulpeoplepower]

since your a resident, I guess you should know about the place your a resident of. Urantia dot org.........read all about it, it may make you an even BETTER Resident.

[Bacchant33]

well, that certainly explains that

[Galaor55]

Lori: Is that mole on your left cheek real or tatooed? It gives you certain extra beauty. You are so pretty that you "should-ought" to be in movies. I betcha some day a Hollywood producer is going to offer you a role in a movie. Would you take it?

[Galaor55]

You wouldn't happen to have anything to do with the movie "Resident Evil," would you Lori?

[Galaor55]

That rapper was stuttering.

[Galaor55]

Yes Lori, you reside in my mind and in my heart.

[quietcon]

a right to reside? there is no such thing as a right - only what is or isn't

[wakyman1995]

I don't like when you're videos are like these, when you interview people on the streets

[k9feces]

Hmm, I think she likes black meat

[AskJeeves17]

Hmm, I think you do too, faggot.

[a46209]

Its funny how you say everyone has a right to reside on this planet yet that isnt entirly true. Murders and rapist and anyone that the world can put to death by means of court of law are removed "justifiably" from this planet. Its only when you break the laws of the norm do you justifiably get removed from this planet.

[Galaor55]

Yep, but our residence in Planet Earth is not free. As she said in another video we have to pay rent. We also have to pay road taxes & city taxes. Even when we die we must pay for a coffin and a small plot of land in a cemetery to bury our tired bones. Once we die, we are dead "D E D" dead for the rest of our lives...ahem.

[snorkels07]

SEND A RESUME TO CNN!! FURURE CNN GIRL!

[Galaor55]

Dear and pretty Resident: What's with the brick wall behind you? Are filming inside a Comedy Club? If so, please tell us a few jokes like a stand up comedian while you are at it.

[SFALLOY]

An old irish friend of mine used to say about women like this, 'You'll be puttin' it in her and she'll still be yip-yappin' away.'

[moonuni]

boy this bublegum reporting is getting to me but something keeps me looking emmm i wonder what that is.

[ringerlo]

dont waste my motherfuckin time.

[winner239]

Why not a native on this planet call earth.

[fabifly]

I admire that you talk about your opinions so openly and don't seem to care about the many negative comments you get! Rock on Resident! :)

[classiccoolx3]

wow the cyber-sleaziness of people continues to amaze me everytime i read the comments on your videos. i love the name the resident though..i could soo picture seeing it in the tv guide show listings one day. keep the controversial question videos coming!!

[SplengeBlab]

hot tits

[rangerdave1]

my penis wants to become a resident in your vagina.

[BRYAN351]

If everyone on Earth is a resident, then why name yourself that? That sets you apart as much as calling yourself "The Human."

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Do you think these people know the definitely of intrinsic?

[asia4alldotcom]

China Bitch kiss & suck boy hard PENIS!

Dude we make you hard jerk out!

[kongcreteflip]

shes knows she pretty so das why shes smart that ur gonna keepw atchin jsut cause of her pusy

[YOUNGF0X]

nooo she can read my mind

[Galaor55]

If she could read my mind she would be blushing.

[YOUNGF0X]

u pervert lol

[pigcactus]

does she know that people only watch her videos to look at her milk mounds? or am i mistaken...

[sexysheep]

i don't think she does, i've noticed she's been talking a lot more.... so no, she doesn't have the faintest clue. I"M NOT SEXIST!!!!

[DVincentW]

Mistaken you are; she has an great intellect & a friendly way of communicating .

[ABLEE337]

I think that's what brings in viewers at first, but she brings up a lot of good questions in some of her other videos and has interesting things to talk about or at least somewhat entertaining.

[BRYAN351]

pigcactus, you're absolutely right. She's jack-off material for men, nothing more. Take away her looks, and nobody would care what she has to say. Sorry Resident!

[authmaax]

you... right on!

[SgtHartsock]

and it's quite an interesting job too, nicely done!

[Timothy12d3]

I've always been amazed that while ever being faced with that wall of oblivion that is death, people still waste the time to bother with such inate things as fashion and money and fame and all that other BS. Guess wonders never cease. I know that has nothing to do with what you said, but well its what I thought at this moment. Ooh well to shut myself up with a laugh. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll see you at the corner.

[jasperdavis]

good job my fellow resident..xx

[ticklemelo]

theresident rules! 5 stars for you and for everything that you do.

[humantestsubject]

ill have to go with the 1st one and make myself a resident ..... IN YOUR PANTS! (sounds of footsteps running away and car engine subsides into the distance) all this happening while you roll your eyes and slowly shake your head.

[shakawuwu]

I wish more people would subscribe to your videos-- they're eye opening!

[supersmellyman]

I like the way you think and present your point of veiw. I'm subscribing!

[romeoelas007]

Your speech is so clear and clever.Your facial expressions are unique in their full dimension.I could listen to you talk for a whooooole day...well, not so much , maybe up to ..hmmm...10 minutes top :).You'd be a great bed-time story teller,though.Would you read me a tale tonight?;)

[pbl1]

lame -- though some of your other stuff is good! Stick with "man in the street" interviews/interplay -- by far your strongest suit.

[ryanmczero]

I agree.

[SgtHartsock]

hey you think it's lame..don't watch the show anymore..simple.

[agentwebb7777]

You are cute, but stupid. Wear sunscreen and eat well so you can hold onto your only asset (your looks).

[darenjoe]

Thanks Laurie,

I enjoy your work. The videos are fun and uplifting. Hmm, I might have to try one myself. I hope some thing good comes to you from all this. Daren

[Craftypal]

Hmm, If you're "The Resident" wouldn't you be claiming you are above everyone else? If you are looking for a way to say you're "A Resident".

[crunk001]

sorry i'm not listening.. excuse me miss.. ur fault! ur so beautiful ;)

[cheatman23]

Don't bother listening to her she sucks.

[djamboy]

you're so beautyful

[DAKlives]

goddamn

you are

THE RESIDENT

i bloody love your vids

thx

DAK

[jorgan10s]

Agreed!...  Keep them coming and more frequently.

[trepatejaus]

Next time I'll break the 500 word limit more elegantly

[trepatejaus]

citizens, with all the rights, resident aliens, with many rights but just observers, the tourists, with the right to leave a green trail, and the illegal aliens, with the only option of being eaten alive by the citizens.

Of course, residency also relates to belonging and connection with place and people, which is often manipulated by the shepherds to keep the sheep in place by means of self-organization

Only in the darkness shine the stars; please, turn off the bulb.

[trepatejaus]

Resident has assertive connotations that go along your nature, but these connotations ultimately derive from the superior rights acquired by those that are about to stay for some time over those just passing by. The friendly usage "world resident" proposed is naive compared to the more widespread usage related to the obscure confinement within artificial world partitions imposed by the true "world residents". As result of the boundaries the humanity herd is stratified in

[scsureno13]

Nice (.)(.)

[callmemusashi]

Seriously, but with a sense of humor. Which is refreshing, and a big part of the reason we love you!

[lintpicker07]

Watching this video got me thinking. What you may ask? That I wish the legendary Bob Keeshan created a similar video explaining the origin of his "Captain Kangaroo" monicker. What did Kangaroos have to do w/ what he captained? On another note: Both the Captain and Mademoiselle Resident are known for their ultra stylish manes. Is that similarity indicative of a legendarily forged alliance? I'm thinking yes.

[thisucks2]

she is hot

[Yabbablabba]

It's my job to love you madly. You are a breath of hope in the stagnant cloud we call society. Keep making me believe in something.

[dieneddie]

WTF.. u think the videos u make are actually out of the mainstream ?!! hahahh thats hilarious.

your vids are ultra mainstream and artificial im afraid.

I come to youTube to get away from this style of media

[timmyquest]

You'd be nonconforming too if you'd be as non conforming as me.

Resident, i love you...err your videos

[fried2styles]

You're cute as a button! Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

Ps: I'd explain my username, but it's a tangled tale involving Chinese dumplings.

[bakismaki]

Wow was that the blue blockers guy rapping towards the end there?!

[zenbeer]

Wow, you just blew my mind duuuuuuuude! -zen

[marktwained]

your good at what you do lori. your vids. are super. polished and clean, but still internet personal feeling to them

[theresident]

Thanks Marktwained! I try, I try.

[onceyougoatee]

Ha, with all the times you made fun of people on the street without them even realizing, I just thought it was "Resident Evil"! You rock my Casbah Lori. Keep on bringing the honest, if not always intelligent discussion, from those residents you find for us on your counter culture missions.

[godtheme]

nakakatakot ang tigtig ng residente natin..

[smorrismlbco]

I just thought you were a medical student.

[megaluis15]

no way....i'm disinclined to believe that those were the reasons why you picked the name "the resident"...call me skeptical, but the two last reasons seem like you thought of them for this video....

still a big fan tho...keep up the awesome vids!

[theresident]

I totally added on the third one megaluis - but the second one was definitely a part of it! haha

[projectblogsphere]

Regardless of how you arrived at being "the resident," Lori, you have become a stable of my peek into the counter-culter! And, for that, thank you for taking your job so seriously! :-)

[theresident]

Haha, you're welcome projectblogosphere!

[imtubester]

Well said.  Clever!

[myusuf05]

do you read your messages,if so please reply to mine.

[imtubester]

Agreed!

[calsonicSTi]

You have very unique facial expressions. :)

[TrueCall]

do you own an STi? and I do agree with your statement

[bulard]

btw did u get your name from a dictionary?

[bulard]

beauty is a resident in you.

[PurpleMadnezz]

You take your hair very seriously too cuz it's BEAUTIFUL!!! ~Vince Gibbs

[dbo75]

I like watching the resident because she says what i am thinking. But to talk that way where i live you might as well just cut your own neck. They don't want to hear it. Thank you for what you do

[theresident]

Thanks dbo! I think it's that way in most places, which is why I do what I do. Drives me nuts!

[dabidgomes1983]

People like u Lori, put the word "almost" in phrases like "all americans are stupid"

[HeartOfEvil]

Lori I loved the video! What would do without your counterculture views? We'd be left to the likes of the Fox News Network and quibbling over Rosie O' Donnell!!! : O

[RascalFascal]

Damn Lori what more can I say than, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv your show and please post more full episodes. peace and respect

RASCAL

[theresident]

Thanks Rascal! I'm planning on moving a lot more to online so I promise more stuff is coming soon. Hope you're enjoying the summer over there on your continent! :)

[RascalFascal]

Yeah I do enjoy the summer.But there is a problem,Lori...I´m starting to loose my hair. ;-) You´ll see it when I post my video...hahaha

[Leibowitz]

hm, i didn't like the video, until i came to the end of the whole thing. Your last sentence just turned the whole thing around for me :)

[theresident]

Ha, glad it turned around for ya leibowitz! :)

[FungoBoy]

u da residant!

[CescBalboa]

Is it cos i is black?

[nadine903]

ur just jeellloousss

[ssh83]

lol 138 comments on the definition of resident. i never knew people love vocabulary so much.

[1usadefender]

You're the only one who could pull off a show like this on the streets of NY. Have you ever thought about having guest hosts on your show just to see what would happen to them when they approached a stranger with a mike and camera and started asking questions? You could show how it's really supposed to be done, once you get your guest hosts to sign all those waivers! :P The Resident incognito.

[Myclc]

you go girl!

[ChrisTheRockGod]

so we're all just residents, but you're THE resident

[theresident]

Well Chris, it's more of a lower case "t"... but I am the one making the show, so I am the "the" by default. :)

[delduck]

Interesting. And here I just thought you chose the name because "HotChickwithaGreatPairofKnock­ersandLipsThatLookLikeTheyCoul­dSuckTheChromeOffaTrailerHitch­andaGolfBallThrough50FeetofGar­denHose" was too long for YouTube.

[Jome27]

Nice sentiments Agent Lori ; )

Don't miss this piece from another Resident - on this site "Vídeo 1 - ECO_92 -" A teenager from Vancouver addresses a UN conference.

Best Wishes ...

[Blargaldalien]

A deeper question could be:

Is being a resident a birthright? Does it occur at the moment of birth? Or does awareness of self bestow the full meaning of 'residency'?

[jfmj83]

why wouldnt it be a birthright?

are you those types of people that like to complicate everything?

[buddhamind]

"What's in a name? Would not a rose, by any other name, smell as sweet?"

Apparently, in this case there is an awful lot in a name. After watching this video I may have felt compelled to ask you out or tell you how hot you are, except for the fact that I have a deep-seeded fear of being trite.

[HuNaKo]

You are my Culture Hero !!!

[HuNaKo]

The Resident for President !!!! President Resident - you have my vote.

[becomingmotivation]

finally! the mystery unveiled...

[jannej312]

are you married? would you like to make some babies with me? :D

[AndrewKitch]

thats just disrespectful

[shiftclick]

marginal looks with a huge ego.....

Keep giving her ratings.

Would it be to much to ask for a "pay for" site

to promote your discharge?

I'll ask for all her followers to support such a site

and to sign up.

[SteveRamone0075]

Resident is also a decapitated president.

[fluppenhupp]

Hey, ever thought why it is that we often feel conscious of our (perceived) imperfections, but always think that our opinions are the most valid, beautiful and thoroughly intellectual and deserve to be shared?

[bikenik]

the-res-i-dent - noun

groovy, super-cool NYC chick whose got it going on.

[brodrodough]

Hey resident if you were the president you would be baberham lincon :)

[jkickass]

i want your body

[Zanzibar19]

Classic. When the rapping Mr. Big had didn't know your name. Story of my life, sister! Keep preachin'.

R

[FafyrdGir]

HEY IT's YOU AGAIN! I liked your Vonnegut thing and you'd be a great Real Estate Agent. You and I could probably have like 10 kids!

[sabrinacoolest]

salamz resident host

[ridd1e]

And I watch your channel very seriously, Lori! Keep up the good work, in my opinion this is one of the best YT's channels and you're very unique person! :)

[flit23]

You are just what the Internet (and youtube) need: smart, beautiful, funny, opinionated, and most importanly -- you have strong sense of irony (and you're Jewish, too, correct? Just a guess). Thanks for the videos.

[burleighmt]

I won't lie, I love this - I mean it's so corny and hopeful and honest and serious and silly and smart and simple. I love these vids.

[phishhead11]

you are stunningly beautiful woman. are you you french, Resident?

[StevenErnest]

I would not be hesitant to vote for the Resident for President.

[mattmurd0ck]

In one of your previous videos you stated you were a writer. I must ask if your writing is for the Resident material, or if you write professionally elsewhere. Think about the origins, or possible origins of words perhaps having a "P" before resident means overseer of resident (president). I also know from your previous vid featuring Mr. Vonnegut that you enjoy his works, did you share his views about some figureheads in our government? Or do you tread the ground of politics lite? Rob

[theresident]

Yo Rob! I write and produce videos for a lot of different companies to pay my bills. As for politics...I might still be too immature or something, but I just can't stand any of it. I can't listen to a politician without rolling my eyes. Again it might just be immaturity. We shall see. Maybe one day I'll grow up and get involved. I do bother to vote, though, for the least offensive candidates. :)

[mattmurd0ck]

Well put! We are only given the choice of two evils to choose from. One day maybe we will not be primarily a two party system, where the funds it takes to get into office way outweigh the salary for the position. So who do you think they really work for? Sad, but true

[bean32970]

I think I might have missed something....???

[Nickronti]

I was always curious I thought it might have something to do with those guys and the eyeballs.

[FerRoXa]

If somebody dies, is still a resident?

[bbproductionsLA]

you are so pretty. inside and out!

[bille2588]

Thank you for making my day, I really love your videos and think you are such an awesome professional lady. Looking forward to your next. I am sending you pics of a good story if I can figure out how to send them to you.

[tidemover]

When your in a airplance are you still a resident of earth?

[theresident]

Yes, I think so, tidemover. :) Still in the atmosphere. I think it's when I'm on a space shuttle...that's when it becomes a bit more convoluted...

[Blargaldalien]

At that moment,you would become an extraterrestrial resident.

[tidemover]

Yes, but your not on earth. Your in the space above it ;)

[bbproductionsLA]

lol.... tide.

[lazymornings]

a false sense of importance, er, just kidding, can i touch your b..,nevermind:)derrr!!sorry

[dragongirlnat]

Amen, sister.

[JJC1138]

*Love* the shrug.

[MutantDealer]

Go Resident!

[psp785]

How come u get "THE" resident I hope ur on the streets when I visit NY in the summer lol

[giadoll]

I love The Resident! I've been a big fan for months, but one question has been bugging me for too long...

What brand of hair products do you use? I must have that lovely Resident hair!

[theresident]

Hahaha, giadoll, too funny. I'm liking the Bliss shiny hair shampoo these days. :)

[poopslingingmonkey]

Cool clip.

[NellHer]

A resident is also, in medicine, a doctor who has finished medical school and their internship and has begun to wittle down their knowledge to a specialty, like surgery. A resident is someone who is established but is still creating opinions and drawing knowledge out of their experiences. Oh i like this one, lol. Good job Lorrie.

[theresident]

Thanks NellHer! I like the added definition.

[jorgan10s]

Keep it coming! I enjoy your videos and your commentary. My guess is big things are coming your way.

[solrium]

I always thought adding "The" before "Resident" was very... Modest? I'm not able to correctly describe it, but it was irritating the first few seconds of seeing your show.

ie; 'who does she think she is to say she's THE resident?'

Then I watched a few more videos and I stopped worrying about it - you're more valuable a member of our community as any I've met.

[theresident]

Aw, thanks solrium. Glad you feel that way, haha.

[xmrbojanglesx]

You should be a news reader, cool style.

[xxkainorxx]

Lori I could watch you all day. Love your videos, have a relaxing weekend..

[1hitwoon]

sexy