Mass Effect 2: Probing Uranus

[mininow]

ass effect

[smallfry8199]

Huh, huh, huh, Uranus, huh, huh, huh.

[TankT9]

Also it's perverted me or also EDI may sad: Probing you'r anus.

[Lawldudz]

@TankT9 that's the joke. Uranus = your anus

[Versudan]

EDI: "Really, Commander?"

Shepard: "The future of humanity depends on it!"

EDI: *sighs* "Probing Uranus..."

Shepard: "HAHA, YES!"

[JuStViCtoR]

wajaajjaaaj

[metabog]

*Peter Griffin laugh*

[punn213]

EDI: ...probing uranus

Shepard: *high fives Joker* HAH! I KNEW that I could get her to say that!

Joker:*cries* GODAMMIT SHEPARD YOU BROKE MY ARM

[tricksterhuaun]

Shepard:HAH, i told you Joker, i told you i would make her say it.

[MathyXFTW]

About 00:34, you can hear Shepard fapping.

[Kikeesperto]

:D

[Nixitur]

You might say there's a buttload of puns in Mass Effect 2.

[iTzRavenHD]

I see what u did ther !

[iTzRavenHD]

I see what u did ther !

[TheForeignGamer]

When I first did this, I thought I was hearing things. Though I did laugh when I saw it was already depleted XD

[beautifulpassion]

The only thing better then the joke is the delivery. Kudos to the voice actor. XP

[Opdeit]

but I always hear "prob in your anus"

[DrLiaraTSoni]

Oh, wow. Didn't know EDI would say something about any planet XD

'Really?... Commander?'

Hahaha! Epic win :D

[niaj4]

That makes me wish I had been to school in an English-speaking country just to see someone embarass themselve by asking the teacher a question about uranus.

[Cptpreaplanes]

@niaj4 yeah, but in a classroom the joke is really old, so your classmates will get a chuckle at best, and your teacher will just sigh and/or groan, roll his or her eyes, and move on.

[Geoffry1988]

Lol, I just found this out in the game, it made me smile :)

[dunnyb41]

They should change the name to end that silly joke. Urrectum is a far better name

[Corgblam]

@dunnyb41 futurama?

[Terastas]

I'm not sure what's funnier: The fact that BioWare gave you the option to probe Uranus, or the fact that they actually put resources on the planet to give you INCENTIVE to probe Uranus.

I think I'm leaning towards the latter. ^_^

[fab186]

Am I the only one who pronounces it "yur-uh-nis" ?

[nintendofan7824]

@fab186 but even then it sounds like Urine-us ._.

It basically sounds wrong no matter how you pronounce it.

[mininow]

@fab186 you're doing it wrong...

[spyxter]

Really, Commander?

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

Probing Uranus.

[TheJamesDM]

So immature, yet so hilarious!

[TheRealFreeman1]

Lol, "ur anus".

[diamondboy9]

@TheROFLer I love futurama...

[xHuTcHx90]

violated...

[TheBalls17]

Mirandas is bigger lol

[BeingShotAt]

The dev team thinks of everything

[Liquidus118]

@BeingShotAt You'd think they'd make a trope of that...

[TheDanDude17]

I can imagine Shepard operating the controls to the Probes with a massive smirk on his face.

[steampunkchick]

I love how it says Uranus is depleted...

[RaptureResilience]

WIN



[MasterXelcas]

fantastic... i can die happy for just this very reason

[VieraShepardFTW]

You know alliance ships passing by Uranus pause whatever the hell they're doing just to do this.... :)

Why do you think *Uranus* is depleted?

[tritonus411]

@VieraShepardFTW I'd guess it was because Uranus just had a massive bowel movement. :P

[ginnoveffect]

@VieraShepardFTW i'm sure at one time it was rich and bountiful.

[MikeIronweaver56]

this easter egg took me by surprise; AWESOME easter egg!

[realAmatieris]

PROBING UR ANUS

[GreatLimmick]

@realAmatieris

Yes, Ted, that's the joke.

[realAmatieris]

@GreatLimmick

Fuck you

[MrPaulorico]

Surprised to find something useful comes out uranus.

*wink wink* ^^

[suicidalxsamurai]

wait, is EDI acting this way cause its depleted or cause its "Uranus", if so i gota say thats a little immature. dont gt me wrong this is hilarious but just on her part as an AI it is.

[panagram]

@suicidalxsamurai why don't you try scanning any other planet thats depleted and see what she says?

[suicidalxsamurai]

@panagram i will once i get the dlc cause i just beat the game and dont feel like playing again. but judging by your tone i assume she doesnt.

[nbamaniac]

proof that EDI was based from a dominatrix.

[cribs262]

its funny, if you even try to walk on the surface of any gas giant you would get sucked into gas and be crushed by the pressure (or something else), but i just find it funny how 317,000 people are immortal.

[bonzwah1]

@cribs262 lol, their on a space station dude, check out the capital name: Sakharov Station

[GatinhoBeque]

@cribs262 Maybe that's why the capital is "Sakharov Station"?

[KazeGaara89]

Population: 371,000. There's 371,000 people in Uranus.

[snipedog]

@TheROFLer Futurama (l)

[LightningEidolen]

LMAO OOOOH YEAAAAH imma probe uranus

[Kigi81]

Interesting.... 371,000 people live on Uranus.

[seva809]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on youtube.

[pepparmostheelder]

@TheROFLer Haha, Idk why but your comment made my day xD

[Baldorad]

0:30 COOL

[MidnightBlackSky]

Wait, wait, wait! Local Cluster? A cluster is a group of galaxies! It zoomed in on our solar system and our solar system should be named after our star, the sun or Sol. Local Cluster is the name of our cluster, why would they even... *blah blah blah nerdy science rant*

[RogueVector]

@MidnightBlackSky Perhaps they're talking about colonies, rather than galaxies? Would make more sense, but its a stretch...

Oh god stretching uranus...

GOATSE!

[lukeskywalker993]

ROFL, uranus is depleted

[infestedprobe]

@lukeskywalker993 Not quite, someone left a large amount of iridium there XD

[AlexanderTF]

.... Really commander? ..... Probing Uranus ?...

[Vassalius]

STOP JUDGING ME EDI.

[ZENxAeropolis]

Anyone else see what I saw at 0:29?

[JackbenImbel]

@ZENxAeropolis

The Death Star?

[Racki123]

Im commander shepard and this is my favorite thing to do on the citadel.

[woodledoodledoodle]

Apparently, 371k people live on uranus

[AlikZeus]

:D god damn, why I didnt notice that

[ExploringBeyond]

I feel even more of a nerd when I recognized the green font as Newtown....

[johnpa2006]

Please tell me this is real.

I am on my second play through of this game.

I am going to probe Uranus tonight.

Wait,,,,, did I just say that out loud?

[RighteousPsycho]

Uranus is depleted.

[Shadowhawk28]

I feel sorry for Tricia Helfer aka EDI from the way she read that line she sounded uncomfortable.

[MelficeSilesius]

@Shadowhawk28 There was probably a lot of eye-rolling and laughter from her before and after the recording.

Don't feel sorry for her.

[Shadowhawk28]

@MelficeSilesius well that's just my POV :P

[Sperium3000]

EDI frows upon your shanenigans. On the other side of the spectrum however, I bet Joker is giggling like a schoolgirl at this moment.

[Zivlaks]

0:27 =D

[TheZorseWhisperer]

@TheROFLer futurama ftw

[Stinger1303]

EDI: "Really, Commander?"

Shepard: "DO IT!"

EDI: "Probing Uranus."

Shepard: "Bwaaahahahahaha!!!"

[Chingophia]

ahh uranus is depleted

[x0Alasram0Salochin0x]

that is fucking amazing

[Deadpool948]

Probing Ur Anus...

[Stupidmetroid417]

I'm commander shepard and this is my favourite easter egg in Mass Effect 2

[killweb2]

@TheROFLer From futurama!!

[xfallenxxangelx]

I love EDI's tone when she says "Really, Commander?"

[jkaitz866]

@xfallenxxangelx EDI is not mad at Sheppard, she is only dissapointed.

[bradalfk]

BAHAHAHA XD

[ronnoc360]

@TheROFLer Oh my god I love you for this reference.

[RosetteandChrono]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[faolan1313]

I love how they even hang a lampshade on the joke. she sounds like shes about to facepalm when she says "Really, commander?"

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

Shepard just DP'd Uranus.

Double probed.

[MrCheekymonkey1996]

Probing your anus.. is that what she sed at the end ? ha ha sorry

[silkyz1337]

press '9' for more probing action

[MrCheekymonkey1996]

@silkyz1337  9..I pressed it lol

[Cajmonette]

Uranus is depleted.

[dokaw]

Anyone check the news lately? There's a bunch of scientists who are planning to launch a probe to Uranus IRL!

[armegeddis]

@dokaw Already happened. :V

[HolyJoe09]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite probe in the solar system.

[specterseal999]

Probing my anus? Wtf dude....

[supertrinko]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF URANUS!

[DudeL26710]

NASA is actually planning on sending a probe to observe Uranus. No joke.

[phillip1054]

LOL, so trying this man thats funny

[ChazZeromus]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA Why haven't I done this yet.

[wolfinsideyou]

what's wrong with the ps 3 version?

[scarface71795]

URANUS HAS BEEN DEPLETED



[Jackermon]

@TheROFLer

Ah Futurama reference XD

[mouldymat]

@TheROFLer Asif it wasn't productive enough.

[Z3AL07]

@TheROFLer Futurama much?

[vos474747]

ahhh, I remember when the scanner was that small and slow... It took about a day just to get 30 000 platinum

[ultrajd]

Where do you find Element Zero?

[werderfreak88]

@ultrajd on certain planets

just look out for a list of alle planets somewhere on a games site

[ultrajd]

@werderfreak88 Thanks Im trying to get all the info I can for when I buy the PS3 version of ME2.

[Joepaddockvs300]

@ultrajd well here is a tip get loyalty for all characters so they dont die in the last mission

[ultrajd]

@Joepaddockvs300 Noted. Thanks your that first person who hasnt bashed at me for getting it on the PS3.

[Joepaddockvs300]

@ultrajd And im a 360 gamer so its rare

[ultrajd]

@Joepaddockvs300 Well I have friends with the 360 so Im not a blind fan boy I just like PS because thats what I started with as a kid but unlike some people I can tolerate the other systems.

[XunosProductions]

@Joepaddockvs300 I lost the loyalty for Miranda, I am nearly full Paragon but can't select the grayed option, tell me 'bout it bro.

[ScorpioXcore]

I actually "giggled" rather than laughed when this happened, felt kinda stupid but hell, Its EDI's reluctance that really makes this funny

[SpecOpCellBorn]

@TheROFLer Rectum? Darn near killed 'em.

[EmperorReptile]

ive beaten this game at least 4 times and still my eyes arent even opened. theres so much new shyt im seeing in videos like this.. especially like this. that was fukin comedy gold.

[coldshoulder14]

Cartmans gonna be pissed.

[hylian90]

Aaaaaand this is why I love BioWare.

[Optimus5555]

probing youranus

[1000thVoice]

Anomaly detected...

[vendo233]

I'm commander shepard, and thank god I upgraded my probe capacity.

[OMGZORS1]

GO TO EARTH!



[Giok8]

Probing your anus. XD

[Melilithia]

OMFG XD

[WiseOldDudee]

omg i wonder how the voice actor of EDI managed to say "Probing uranus" with a serious face xD

[TheMarinePlanet]

@WiseOldDudee I really dont think she had a straight face. Who would?

[Severepwner]

So that's where Earth is!

[PedroMM193]

I'd like to having some Uranus probing with Samara...

[flyingfish17]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite anus probe in the galaxy.

[ChaplainDMK]

probing ur anus...

realy now EA?

[Gonnakillyou]

@ChaplainDMK Yes. Why not?

[AnonNation]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on YouTube.

[AntiTheory]

lol, when i did this, EDI just said "probe away". I had no idea it did that! :D

[soulripper030792]

im commander shepard and i approve of this vid

[ThePaladinGirl]

EDI can be such a pervert. *Grin*

[SniiperFox]

I'm commander Shepard and uranus is my favorite place on the citadel.

[FanaticDude7]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite anus on the citadel.

[mbbell23]

lol@ the top comments!! I could totally see either of those happening!

[sneasalmaster]

Reminds me of a futurama episode...

"They renamed Uranus a long time ago to end that joke forever!" "Oh, what did they rename it?" "Urectum."

[Denrom2]

lol i just love the tone she says it in and i the the best face to describe it is -.-

[TheLeader1197]

PROBE ENTERING URANUS'S ATMOSPHERE

[Warhammerguy1]

holy crap! I HAVE TO TRY THAT!!!!!!!

[TempestDust]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OVER URANUS

[mccoyca112]

Oh those top comment guys are too funny. Wow lmao

[FlorisDVijfde]

Hilarious!

[confetti21]

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

[confetti21]

THIS HURTS YOU

[scarface1999]

@Hakageryu Oh my god, i was drinking coke when I read your comment guess what happened.

[Tris2006]

Oh man, I have to try this. lol

[RAAM855]

in the codex it says ther was a land rush in uranus

[missystar013]

XDDDD that IS hilarious...immature, but hilarious.

[CAUntouchable]

hehehe

[n1k7873]

Notice how Uranus was already depleted when they got there....Damn those space butt pirates!!!!

[Finiras]

HAHAHAAH this is awesome.

[RPusdoNUTZLOLZ9]

"Today Uranus is the largest producer of He-3 in Alliance Space."

*bursts out laughing* Awesome job, Bioware!

[Preytor30]

Oh Bioware, your so immature

[KevinLuhrs]

probing UR ANUS!

[teencomment]

I love the resigned way she says "Probing Uranus..."

[dragonthunder122]

'Really.. commander?' HAHAHA! Poor EDI.. on my game she was like. 'I'm not saying it, Commander.'

[trogdorrules]

Really, EDI?

[coryrbk]

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheTrollMurderer]

hahahaha haha hahahaha... It sounds like "Your Anus"....

[SomeNoob1234]

FUTURAMA JOKES FUCK YEAHHHH

[mark0032]

Uranus is rich in minerals

[1stCainite]

@mark0032 You win the thread.