PC Gamer PSA: Skyrim's giants are strong

[sonisphere098]

the cake is a .... shit wrong over used video game meme

[TheAndron55]

*looks up*

giant: that one went far

other giant: yeah..

[TheFish580]

I killed two giants and three mammoths

[BadCop18]

I never let a giant get that close, until i took an arrow to the knee

[MultiHendo]

@BadCop18 NO

[KenDoigz]

Damn nature, yo scary

[HAITHIX1]

i used to fly like that.

then i took an ar-SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[BadCop18]

@HAITHIX1 Let me guess, some one stole your sweet role?

[Nofxthepirate]

Maybe your character is just made out of superballs

[freestylzking]

@Nofxthepirate nope giants when they hit u you will naturally go flying 1000000 feet in the air

[Nofxthepirate]

@freestylzking It was just meant to be a joke :P

[CorRomeister]

The only bugs in this game that cause misery are the quest bugs. The. god. damn. quest bugs.... You will know what I'm talking about, and you will rage.

[TheMokomi300]

@CorRomeister I swear, I haven't gotten over the fact that my companions quest line glitched and the last quest never started, which means I missed out on a cool axe, a 30 point achievement, the ability to cure werewolf (if I wanted, at least werewolves are not annoying like vampirism), decent followers from the companions, and jobs that are worth doing from the guild. Now I gotta make some other character if I ever want to finish the questline -.-....

[riversdeath1]

I killed one with one shot

[theoneuno1234]

would you like to join the skyrim space programme?

just sign up over he- oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ii

[AlaniaProduction]

I believe I can flyyyyyyyy!

[Zeuqe400]

Argonians are dragons, how else do they fly?

......

oh, thats how O.O

[Spacemancer]

I am now a satellite.

[4espritdrummer]

Just get lots of armor (dragonplate is best) and kick his ass.

[rauchfamily4]

I used to fly like that until I took an arrow to my knee.

[chikitabowow]

Giants makes everyone else their bitch. nuff said.

[Brokengamezone]

They're easy! all you need todo is

Use a shout to knock em down charge up to them hit them with all you got before they get up! Once they're up run like a bitch! Once shout is off CD repeat until you win!

[creativeinsult]

rubber people.

[NeverevenStudios]

Giant! Hit me with your club!

*smack*

ADVENTURE!

[JamesLewisWard]

GOD DAMN I CANT KILL THESE BITCHESSSS

[paladinx829]

@JamesLewisWard I CAN ^_^

[SlamminWolfgang]

Zenithar is the god of work and commerce. He has a shrine in the Temple of the Divines in Solitude.

[Indomiful]

Khajite : lol groundfags

[blackshot156]

"OOOOHHHHH pretty ligh-CLUB!!!!!!"

[I2ED3FiN3]

Hes a dragonborn, stealing your soul lol

[Gammapack267]

"Zenithar is the god of work and commerce. He has a shine in the Timple of the Divines in Solitude."

There saved you 20 seconds of rewind/stopping

[Groupthing71]

Next up, for the Dodgers, Manny manny manny Mota mota mota!!!!!!!!!

[FarrelAmongus]

@Groupthing71 ROFL - you win the intranets :P

[swordlesslol]

They're in my way...and i need to get to the greybeards

[stoppedkarma]

And he's out of there!!!!

[monkeyjedi1]

Hooooome run!

[MJBrEEzY93]

cant blame him...hes just keeping his pimp hand strong

[shoesuk1]

You landed Elsweyr then

[Meescool2]

MY PLANET NEEDS ME.

[RimshotKiller]

@Meescool2 XD

[holypoop88]

I seen a giant do that to a bear. It was funny watching the bear get launched into the air, going so high that it disappeared.

[MrGamefreak1997]

YOUR FACE GOD DAMN IT!

[pmcburn1]

I see Skyrim's Space program is developing nicely.

Though you'd think they should test it on dogs first.

[TehRandomCarrot]

@pmcburn1 nope, they felt the need to test it on kittens

[smorge137]

Same thing happened to me lol

[crazyassassinkill]

hey can someone tell me what happened to the magic animations, in the demos it showed that if you use two of thew same spells it would make a bigger more powerful spell like the healing one but in the actual game its just one spell in each hand... why someone answer please cuz that was pretty awesome.

[asihall]

@crazyassassinkill It only works if you spend a skill point in it :) He might not have spent one for his restoration skill tree.

[crazyassassinkill]

@asihall oh thank god that was cool what they shown in the demo so i was pretty sad i couldnt do it, is it the same with flames and stuff?

[asihall]

@crazyassassinkill Yes, my magic user has Destruction as his main-skill and I can use it with Lightning, Frost and Fire spells. Just equip the spell in both hands and press both mouse buttons at the same time and voila! You get more damage and more mana drain :P

[bvelasquez1331]

@crazyassassinkill u need to use a certain perk in that class of magic for detruction i think its daul casting or sumthing like that

[Kombatent420]

Team rocket's blasting off again!

[HoboJoe83]

The Giant doesn't care how many dragons you killed, just stay the hell away from their mammoths!

[Gcrowan]

giants are easy to kill, you just need to find a place where they can't fit into and shoot arrows at them from a distance while they run in place :D

[TheDixdixon]

Haha! I hate them!

[TheTrueChuster]

Rocket maaaaan!

[sachxtrem]

"I can see Skingrad from here :O"

[xXbrick84Xx]

Saw a giant kill a dragon yesterday..... eliminated any desire to fuck with dragons i had

[blasterman1000]

he just got falcon pawnched!!

[thegamerskus]

HOLY SHIT I'M FLYING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD anvil.

[VectornautACR]

Giants are like 10 times harder than dragons its unbelievable

[DawnOfWarSS]

@VectornautACR it depends on what dragon you are fighting, if its a blood dragon then you wont even be able to run.

[Lucario1211]

@DawnOfWarSS Blood Dragons? I've killed two, the second one being aided by a giant. The first one, I just hid behind a rock and shot arrows at it while occasionally casting healing spells. They're not so bad.

[VectornautACR]

@DawnOfWarSS No way Ive killed two with ease they dont 1 hit kill you like giants so you can shoot at them and then heal when they hurt you

[albpoolshark]

the best way to fight giants is to get the perk for the block skill that makes the enemies go slomo when they do a power attack, you move at the same speed and they're moving at like a 4th speed.

[pmic08]

I just killed a blood dragon then one of these fucks punted me across the map.

[TheGloriousMrBull]

Why are these creatures harder to kill than the fucking dragons!? I've killed a dozen dragons, yet... not one giant.

[LyperArts]

@TheGloriousMrBull It would be really unpractical if dragons were that hard, they appear randomly and they are very aggressive. Giants on the other hands are pretty passive, they don't attack unless you walk really up close.

[TheGloriousMrBull]

@LyperArts But the point of the game is that dragons are these fearsome creatures that, if they returned, would bring destruction to everything Skyrim knows. Yet they're not much of a threat if they're easier to kill than the local giants. Which are in abundance.

[HypaSonicDeathMonkey]

@TheGloriousMrBull

Clearly the answer is to lure them up a cliff and FUS ROH DAH them to their doom.

[JJlopez80]

this happened to me at the very beginning of the game. Actually, it was my first death. I was just waling around looing at the mountains and stuff and then BAM! I get shot up 100 feet in the air. I was like WTF!!!!

[linkyblack]

FALCON CLUUUUUUUUUUUUB!

[GomirofWRA]

I like how the Giant swung down and you flew up.

[Superfizzo]

I love to have a follower and have them get blasted repeatedly by the giant while I sit on a nearby cliff ledge loading arrow after arrow into their immobile faces! Makes for good entertainment.

[gt90guy]

they cant climb and are too big to go into structures so run into one and boom goes the dynamite.

Killed 2 that way at the tower in whiterun.

[oldvoljin]

i beat a giant at lvl 2 you just gotta shoot them with a bow and kite like hell :D

[razerPCgamer]

Playing on PC on the default FOV? LOL

[JaTochNietDan]

@razerPCgamer Why you would change it is beyond my imagination.

[razerPCgamer]

@JaTochNietDan Because it looks like shit?

[JaTochNietDan]

@razerPCgamer Changing it seems to make it look like shit to be honest. I guess people just have different opinions, it appears you may not be aware of such an existence.

[razerPCgamer]

@JaTochNietDan So being able to see the game properly without it being horribly zoomed in makes it shit? Okay, that makes TOTAL sense.

[JaTochNietDan]

@razerPCgamer You wouldn't be suggesting that you actually care about how the game looks? I'm too busy enjoying it too care quite frankly.

[LeShorte]

@razerPCgamer

This video was released before the game was. People didn't tweak the FOV yet.

[razerPCgamer]

@LeShorte Because the command for FOV is impossible to find out and so hard to remember... lol

[Soaringeagle78]

@Dizzabre I managed to get one to follow me to the entrance of Whiterun. One guard helped and tried to kill it...anyways... But the rest of the guards were just standing there watching.

[SeraphimBlade]

Two days later a dead Khajit landed on somebody in Morrowind

[shastantex]

31001st vu!!!11 does taht make me imoprtant

[B19Dav3]

Hi there big guy. What are you up to? Er what are you doi.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[sminmorph]

I was going to use the call dragon shout when I find one next

[MrSwedishguy]

SHINEYY LIGHT Y U NO HELP ME

[CreedNapify]

first time playing skyrim i went to 1v1 one of these guys thought i could solo them but then i got 1 hitted and flew to the other dimension..

[sprucemoose18]

I was wondering through Skyrim's endless tundra not long ago. I happened across a Giant, carefully making it's way across the frozen plains, a huge club over it's shoulder. In the interests of science, and my own curiosity, I approached the beast, hoping to make some sort of basic conversation.

I believe I landed somewhere in Elsweyr.

[zionfeather7]

@sprucemoose18 bravo bravo.u made my day by me laughing my ass off by ur statement

[Fr3k3]

@sprucemoose18 This made me lol so hard.

[Smoothieman7]

@sprucemoose18 does anyone else find it hilarious they live in a place called else where?

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Smoothieman7 it kinda fits.. think about it, elsweyr is probably one of the least considered regions of tamriel. i heard there might only be one more elder scrolls game in the series.. i don't think elsweyr will be it.

[Smoothieman7]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 ya it deffinetly fits i just find it hilarious that thats what its called XD like they ran out of ideas

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Smoothieman7 i think its a very Khajiiti name. :3 if you think of their accent... the way i see it: imperials = americans. nords = norwegians. bretons = britons. redguard = indians. khajiit = arabs. argonians = ... vietnamese? wood elf = native americans. high elf = asians. dark elf = russians. orcs = ... orcs? xD

[Raiden777ify]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 I would have thought of the redguard as arabs. Coz redguards live in the desert and they wear turbins.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Raiden777ify both khajiit and redguard can't both be arabs XD .... or can they...? 

[Raiden777ify]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 Khajiit can be something else.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Raiden777ify hmmm, egyptians perhaps? :D

[Raiden777ify]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 I would have said just plain frikkin cats. But yeah that works too I guess.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Raiden777ify lol cats... too simple. khajiit are speciul. ^_^ (and should not be related to furfags) ahem.

[Raiden777ify]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 yeah egyptians actually. I'd forgotten that cats were so revered in Egypt.

[CorRomeister]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 red guards are middle eastern with a dash of african. Khajiit are full blown egyptian. I can imagine the ruins in elswyr being pyramids & ziggurats

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@CorRomeister Mmm, yes. :D i hope they include it in TES 6 :]

[Noobpatty]

@sprucemoose18 giants don't attack if you don't come near their mammoths...e

[Dizzabre]

Is there a spawn creature cheat in skyrim?

I'm thinking: Giant + Major City = fun fun fun

[Anonymous738]

@Dizzabre There most likely will be one, just nobody has found it yet

[perejlm]

Oh yes, I found that out too.

[xxxABYSSALxxx]

wer you planning to hurt them with that there healing spell boy?

[SephMcLoud]

@xxxABYSSALxxx more like showing that even with the dampening effects of two spells going at the same time, they will STILL kill you in one hit.

[Menbearspigs]

I just had that happen to me!!!:O

[PhantomTwingaming]

i can see my village from here!

[LaLaLaidarR]

Jesus Christ, giants are goddamn broken. Makes for a funny ass youtube video, though.

[Grimno]

You Just Encounter - The Carnival Strength Tester CHAMPION!

[Lovedesructo69]

lol duh there giants?

[mod4life]

lol same thing happened to me...they kill you in one shot

[XShadoWPaws]

I kinda like this, it reminds me of the Morrowind days. Simply put; don't fuck with the high level monsters.

[mooman1080]

I've actually had giants kill dragons for me.

Are they really supposed to be that strong?

[yatah]

@mooman1080 LOL! Same here. Dragons just attack whoever deals the most dmg so you can easily abuse that.

[ShakeToTheJunt]

It's not a glitch that they hit you that hard, it's a glitch that they fling you up in the sky

[ShakeToTheJunt]

i just killed one, get a paralyze poison and poison a really good sword, then smack them while they are frozen, they'll be dead in a few hits

[cup1966wow]

@ShakeToTheJunt I did it the cowards way i attacked there mamouths then ran away to water they dont go in. So i killed 2 mamouths and a giant but it took a lot.

[isyutd159]

Skyrim's giants are strong: No shit....

[leadhead69]

He should have brought more lobsters with him.

[FoxHoundX]

Should of put on his robe and wizard hat

[lonefisherfox]

bitch just played golf with ur ass and he was the happy gilmor of the giants

[Guyof1kanswers]

Que Moon theme from ducktales

[DJRozwell]

That giant's having none of your magic bullshit.

[Ritokar]

Well genius, they're about 5 feet taller than you with huge hammers. THE IDEA IS NOT TO MAKE THEM MAD.

[buemend]

i think he used a hover spell or something that made their normal punch throw him higher than normal? haven't played skyrim so i got no idea. :)

[fighter14233]

@buemend nope, giants actually hit you that hard.

[DisneyDeathCamp]

@buemend yep they hit that hard, I tried running from them when my arrows and magic barely tickled them, and I got launched into space

[dageezerboi]

is this crap in all Bethesda games. think they would have sorted it by now.

[Binerexis]

@dageezerboi Chill dude, it's not like it's a game-breaker.

[joshuame505]

Skyrim Giants are the new Deathclaws. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Dizztah]

That happened to me as well.

[st3v0011]

yeah superman is jelly

[NReFa]

TO INFINITY AND ABOVE!

[warlockskz]

I like how you cast the spell and look back and forth between the giants.

[OPJTiihonen]

I cant buy this... Fucking PEGI

[TheKamacuras]

Either that or it's not a glitch.

And they really are that strong.

[iSinsX]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC­E

[modiby]

Someone just got roflstomped.

[LeninReturns]

Trololololololololo

[xxESPx]

holy fuck

[Matkingos]

Looks like you...

*puts on sunglasses*

Made a giant mistake...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH!

[Mystrym]

@Matkingos wow..fuckin classic xD

I salute you sir !

[1337Citrus]

"These giants don't give a fuck how many dragons you've killed. Leave their mammoths alone."

[blazehound08]

You just got F'd in the A man

[liamsp544]

How odd, Fallout 3/Oblivion's modified Gamebryo engine did exactly the same thing, do I smell engine code copypasta?

[natenmsu]

FORE!

[frstkor13]

You got knocked the _F_ out.

[Marshillboy]

Hey look its the new fallout without guns. Wait...

[squidscape]

@Marshillboy We established that many years ago.

[Qbopper77]

Looks like he...

*sunglasses*

Got terribly, brutally murdered and his wife and kids mourned and nothing funny happened.

[funnychoccookie]

fallout engine right?

[Gam0rDude]

@funnychoccookie Nope...



[fmjr10]

Dem fallout physics

[luvmaika]

I guess giants like to play golf as well. FORE!

[flats27]

you can just imagine after hitting you that giant starts singing "trolololololol"

[squidscape]

@flats27 Contrary to popular belief; trolls actually sing the my little pony theme song, and giants seem to repeat the sequence "trollolol". Some scientists believe this is a slang that only black people can understand, so we brought in a black guy to listen to a giant. According to this man, the giant said "We need more watermelons", but we still have not figured out what this means in relation to the recent hostile activities being displayed.

[Apterygiformes]

dat view distance...

[JDBossanova]

Team rocket's blasting off again

[TheTruSkill]

Giant: "Heal this!"

[atarturk]

Khajiit has no time for you!