Chimp with Machete

[o0oo0oo00o]

evaloution lol

[ToSick4You]

fck the gaurd dog send these motherfuckers

[johndicing]

LOLZ, AT THE START I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS A RACIST VIDEO COMPARING BLACK AFRICANS TO APES USING MACHETE, IT TURNS OUT TO BE REAL CHIMPS HAHAHHAHA FUNNY

[GamerLoverTube]

STOP MONKYING AROUND

[rEsonansDx]

nice! >:D

[superspinclaw]

monkey: BANKAI

other monkey: yeah that doesnt work you know

[TheBanditghettoninja]

You know you can teach an ape how to use a machete. Today my teacher showed us a video about koko the talking gorilla. She comunicates through sign laanguage.

[sonofaballer96]

Fake, this was for a movie

[MrJeenks]

Wheezy Waiter sent me here.

[javalavadingdonglolz]

shitbrix now im saving up for a shotgun even though I dont live near apes...

[CanadianFighter2k]

@1978atcarroll Go to school you fucking retarded racist

[1978atcarroll]

@CanadianFighter2k Know your role & shut your hole, cocksucker.

[CanadianFighter2k]

@1978atcarroll Go Back To The KKK Fucktard

[1978atcarroll]

@CanadianFighter2k Go jam Poutine up your ass.

[CanadianFighter2k]

@1978atcarroll Ok. Poutine Is Awesome

[dukenukemthreed]

"YOU MANIACS!!!!, DAMN YOU!!! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

[LickMydb]

Awesome monkeys are some bad Shut to mouth 8D

[pjsonyt]

1:01 is fucked



[KrompChomp]

@pjsonyt It's a pig, and last I knew pigs didn't live wild in the jungle.

[leadereric]

Lol the voice sounds like herbert

[birdylover100]

This is for rise of the planet apes movie so it's fake but there are some smart monkeys

[hurricanesofhell]

@birdylover100 Actually that chimpanzee was trained by someone named Jack they were an ancient Samurai. -_o can't say when but..yeeah.

[Frusciantefan77]

Let's just all ignore the fact that this was uploaded as a promotional video for Planet of the Apes...

[connoroneill98]

itsstarting to become like planet of the apes

[Arkwite]

This is bad ass..

[MrLormer]

this is bullshit.

[jonesy852]

0:54 Chimpanzee Samurai

[EmperorNO1]

Is this a fake or a real story ?

I have to admit, I am a little confused.

[slayer94ism]

COM'ON HUMANS! we can't be that stupid

[dewilder11]

Here is an idea Shoot the monkeys

[bonoboperson]

@dewilder11 they are apes. how many times do i have to tell everybody?! they are not monkeys, idiot.

[lpz777]

fucking niggers

[fishersann2k7]

lol bad assssssss

[buttermywaffles]

seriously, where are they getting the machetes???

[ihateyourmum99]

Where is this this? I don't want to go

[OGKILLa9365]

who is the chimp??? lol

[MakoRuu]

Do they just have a cache of machete's hanging around? Or are they passed down through the generations?

[TrolledOnDoorStep]

This may not be every ones idea but, LET'S KILL 'EM!

[IanBpa]

@TrolledOnDoorStep Humans gave them the machetes, so it's our own fault

.

[Johnsavag]

Hobo with a shotgun meets Machete meets Planet of the Apes?

[wille1811]

Is that Lemmy Kilmister from Motörhead? o.o

[teslacult]

...and so it begins. The rise of the Planet of the Apes.

[mullecool1236]

what did it kill? o.o

[Bazzookayo]

what was the last picture?

[kffive]

Chimps with AK47's would be KOOL!

[antonidar67]

To all dumbasses who think this is real they need to learn common sense

[corbilly]

No, this isn't true. This is an adverstising campaign for a movie.

[mrspunkaay]

If someone can make me believe that apes or chimpanzees can take over the world, then I will try to lick my own ass.

[OpticJBigBalls]

is this true ?

[jedihunter176]

@OpticJBigBalls No. Quit being dumb.

[goldengecko97]

Chimps are 8 times stronger than humans yes but they cannot overthrow humans we have a a good 6000 years! Of evolution and technology to support us, let's see how an ape with a machete fares against a gunship or an ICBM unrest my case there. And on top of that this is fake it's a add for rise of the planet of the apes there's several of them

[mannr100]

A solution as simple as three words : bow and arrow

[skater2646]

Planet of the apes is coming true!!!

[flex2dz]

White lies as usual. How bout white folks telling the world about how they robbed Alkebulan (Africa) of her riches and dividing the indigenous people of the earth so they can build heaven for themselves while we wait till we are dead. How bout that huh?

[ShockSta123]

is this shit for real !

[dandsworld]

1:01 what the fuck?

[MadmanJake13]

wow much more depressing than "ape with ak-47"

[cyberdaemon]

I know how to deal with those apes - 1 AK47 and they can fuck off with theyr machetes!

[zandyinc]

TOMAHAWK WITH A MACHETE FTW!!!

[revolucion268]

BULLSHIT

[smallsunlight]

Chimps are strong :O

[deaththekidson]

is this really real

[CCareTTaker]

@deaththekidson No, this video is not real !

[PissedFechtmeister]

Humans are officially fucked.

[azaniac]

god damn obviously this isn't real. if uou look in the corner it says 20th centry fox reaserch. its an ad for pranet of the apes i saw another one a few monthes ago whare its talking about a chimp trained to play cod

[manbearpig475]

is this real ??????????????///////

[TehSweettooth123]

Why the fuck would you teach a Chimp to use a fucking machete there ALREADY 8 TIMES! STRONGER THEN US. ugh stupid fucking people you might as well give them a switch to be able to use a Nuclear fucking bomb.

[tuzza688]

why does there army not wipe the chimps out? you cant just leave armed chimps in the jungle killing innocent people

[The1stPoster]

'cough' viral ad 'cough'

[Kwijtraakman]

Rise of the planet of the apes!!!!

[Mikeybetts]

so, it begins

[TH1yidarmy0]

hey hey now, its just a buch of black people hunting each other, nothing new :P

[817rep]

@TH1yidarmy0i never comment on anything but; fuck u, i'm from Uganda.

[fvJosh]

@TH1yidarmy0 ur a fag

[Chefitron]

Shouldn't they only have like...12 machetes between them all?

[nshotter]

All we need to do is hope they take over the country, that way since the loss of Rhodesia, we could actually see an African country run by a class of primate above the monkey !

[xGFDaSh]

'cough' shoot the fuckers 'cough'

[dinowen88]

'cough' nuke 'em 'cough'

[vdst1]

The only reason we are humans and they are apes is because our ancestors learned to use tools and killed their ancestors with more efficiency then they could retaliate. It doesn't surprise me that these guys are picking up a VERY valuable tool and using it.

[xXxiiNTERVENTiONxXx]

look what the world is comming to...

[TigerEye481]

Are these real?

[HLGJacka]

@TigerEye481 You are so stupid. :reallife:

[MrDots99]

0:59 trowing knife +100

[HogansDisciple]

FAKE!!!!

[zebrubrama]

WHY THROW AWAY THE SWORD 1:01

[phil4965]

WTF 1:01

[278mrmario]

XD

[vivekckar30]

stupid thing...dis r all made videos just to kill n trap dis chimps....n to sell dis chimps in outside market...silly video

[ianman6]

@vivekckar30 It's a promo for a movie, Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Please learn to spell, it hurts us to read your comments.

[vobo8998]

@ianman6 LMAO fuck you faget, no one cares about ur bull-shit.

[ianman6]

@vobo8998 What, another retard who was let out of the first grade by accident? Can't even spell 'faggot' properly, and hyphenates bullshit for no reason. Go keyboard warrior, you're so tough!

[AnarchyMarketing]

did the chimp watch the movie Machete. lol

[QuickThunder123]

monkeys eat meat?

[BatManTBATParody]

@QuickThunder123 yeah

[ianman6]

@QuickThunder123 Chimps aren't monkeys, they're apes. And they do in fact eat meat sometimes.

[MrSanders18]

Guy sounds like Winnie the pooh

[1412MRM]

@MrSanders18 After A Hangover!

[jackitpotato]

@MrSanders18 LOL holy shit.

[javiermendoza730]

@MrSanders18 that was fuckin funny..

[LoukiaLemos123]

@MrSanders18 im crying from your comment!!!! :D :D lmao!!!

[iRepCUBA]

@MrSanders18 LOL!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I CANT WATCH THIS VIDEO AND TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY LMAO

[XxSnipeDatFacexX]

@MrSanders18 makes u think doesnt it?

[SuperReptus]

@MrSanders18 hahaha OMG i knew i recognised the voice, good hearing mate ;)

[madhippy3]

This hasnt happened but its not far out of there inteligence range. Chimps can use tools but they rarely keep the tool so the chimp would kill something then most likely drop it.

[SmokingCures]

Wasn't this an advertising campaign for the movie Rise of the planet of the apes?

[II18upII]

@SmokingCures look what it says in the bottom left corner

[yellowklayman]

@SmokingCures maybe the 20th century fox research laboratory is related to the movie somehow

[SmokingCures]

@yellowklayman Well 20th century fox made the film lol. Somehow i didn't even notice that written at the bottom!!

[TheTnFBlackice]

@SmokingCures Read the channel name and description...

[ResoImages]

@SmokingCures yes haha

[sandrinilie]

LOOL

[ltkitty4]

"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! "

[mrkoopaking64]

did the monkey really throw it at the people?

[RedPrint80]

This was for the movie rise of the planet of the apes

[titoxullman]

the chimp that ripped off the woman's face must be related to these guys

[peeweedarkarrow]

not funny man, when I realized this was fake (hopeful denial postponed this for at least a day) I died a little inside.

[Birthday1313]

Chimpy!!! :)

[weequay3000]

fake and gay

[navy544]

@weequay3000 this is a promo for rise of the planet of the apes fool

[weequay3000]

@navy544 oh sorry

[navy544]

@weequay3000 no problem shouldn't have called you fool

[weequay3000]

@navy544 its cool

[rwallen11]

Hilarious - I want a murderous monkey to protect my home!

[Nyame30]

Bull.

[beet111]

@Nyame30 bull? what the fuck are you talking about. of course its fake you fucking dumbass bitch. its a promo for the movie

[scuddigi]

CEASAR IS HOME!

[Bassdropperpillpoper]

@scuddigi ahahahahaha love it

[mixedchocolate1012]

@InsaneAutomobiles

hahahahaaaaaaa must have took years to build up all that courage to enter that as a comment, fucking pussy.

[MrPapi321]

the real planet of the apes hahaha awwwwwshiiitt ...WERE FUCKED :)

[Shirishama1]

Looks like it's just to perpetuate the King Kong myth, the myth of the killer ape. Please... folksinging.

[CalamityM]

Ah viral videos, how low will movie distributers sink?

[gossipIluvUihate]

that's scary 

[SanFrancisco3DFilms]

fake attenborough.

[fadalisdestroyer666]

It reminds me of runescape, apes on ape atoll make dragon smimitars! HAHA!

[Bubba1135]

@fadalisdestroyer666 XD

[cridantis]

Who's giving these chimps machetes? Do they just have them stockpiled in the jungle somewhere?

[Dgre8tess]

LMFAO!

[kbs1212]

To be honest, I thought the guy in the thumbnail was the 'chimp', and thought that was so racist of the uploader. Lol.

[Sociopathics]

@kbs1212 Same here, I only clicked so I could comment on how racist I was expecting this to be. xD

[kbs1212]

@Sociopathics Lol awesome

[01NissanSkyline]

0:55 stay the fuck away from rambo

[Orangheart1981]

OMG!!! Terrible....!!!!

[fowl37]

Pass it a fencing sword and give it a role in Pirates of the Caribbean

[abz2000123]

animal farm - orwell's rolling in his grave!

[BeastOfTheEast17]

i think this is fucking awesome buuuut i don't know whether to be scared or amazed haha

[nwojunkie]

@BeastOfTheEast17 be amazed now, shit your pants later when the chimp comes after you.

[BeastOfTheEast17]

@nwojunkie good plan, i'll do just that

[nwojunkie]

@BeastOfTheEast17 i'm gonna save on dry cleaning and start wearing depends when i go to the zoo just in case.

[ICE999KOLD]

Viral marketing for Rise of the planet of the apes

[logibear64]

Hail our chimp overlords!

[frizzybob]

....the fuck did i just witness ?

[CjPwnage]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.... WE NEED CHUCK NORRIS.....

[vladpros2000]

WTF why would u give a fucking monkey a machete to defend ur country? A machete would do no good against a PKM

[tizimizizi]

ROFL!!!

[sharper7gr]

stop at 1:01

what is that?

[gangsterrapking93]

@sharper7gr meat

[sharper7gr]

@gangsterrapking93 yes but whose meat is that?

[gangsterrapking93]

@sharper7gr nigger meat.

[kbs1212]

@sharper7gr Chopped up penises.

[lovestospugification]

@kbs1212 lmfao

[kaicolobread]

It would of been better if the monkey was wearing garden gloves.

[Gotfreshkickz]

never trust a monkey rule number one when your in africa.....

[winterstellar]

They would have had a problem in keeping the machetes sharp for so long.. 30-40 years? Haha.: )

[Tantalus11]

i was so disappointed when i found out this wasn't real...