"Evil People Have Plans!" - MoC #18 (by comedian Lee Camp)

[truthspeaks01]

this is keepin it 100%... that's ebonics for REAL. camp your awesome. :)

[youdevil6]

I live day to day.

[TruthatCearcie]

OMGAWD /¯(Ô˽Ô)

[stockton209kid]

i learned more things watching your videos then i ever did at school, thanks dude. lulz

[171RBD]

i am sharing this with all my non planning liberal friends and family...

[pjamesbda]

In the 70s we hated plans. Thats how we ended up with kids! No plan = kids. So we had to put on a tie, eat shit and say thank you. We didn't plan to get rich. Then they took our over time, cut wages. We didn't plan for that. So our wives went to work, and the kids went into daycare, which put us in the hole again. Didn't plan for that. Finally, when we'd done that for 30 years, they crashed the economy took our home and fired us.

When will we grow up? And go after these pricks!

[t3mpl3guardian]

@pjamesbda It's an imbedded shortcircuit in the educational system itself ... as long as the blind lead the blind, this is the truth of modern life ... Alan Watts explained all this many years ago and I hope more and more people will listen to what he has said and collectively manifest a plan to create a better world for all who will live in it

[SANCHEZinMONTEBELLO]

Non-Evil People tend to think TOO MUCH about SEX. Sure... Sex is good.

BUT... If there were some way of combining "9/11 Truth" with Porn,

MAYBE we'd GET SOMEWHERE...

[TheSelfGoverned]

@SANCHEZinMONTEBELLO "If there were some way of combining "9/11 Truth" with Porn"

...I think you're onto something.

[37butterflyprincess]

"your plan was to watch internet videos" classic!

[staturne]

Information. We want information. No. You will not get it. By hook, or by crook; We will! Who are you? I am the new number two. Who is number one? You are number six. No. I am not a number, i AM A FREE MAN!!! Really? Hahaha!

[MercuryAquarius]

I don't have plans....

never did

[stereodreamer23]

Dude, I hope you never decide to take a ride in a convertible down by the School Book Depository in Dallas... If you keep THIS sort of stuff up, there will DEFINITELY be a "grassy knoll" with your name on it...

Just sayin'...

Keep up the good work, but check your "six"...

[SoulJuiceTV]

gees louise are u r so on the ball!

[oganmy9]

Lee you suck! My plan WAS to watch internet videos ... Now I gotta buy a map and office supplies? WTF? ... and who the hell is Hal E. Burton? and why is he starting wars?

[trinados]

You rock Lee! :)

Cheers from ZM Portugal!

[uwmbigb]

you went in, too true

[acuriousbeast]

I'm not sure where I fit in. I have PowerPoint but I never use it. I like ravioli especially in cream sauce but I usually forget about when I'm at the store. This is really confusing. I do know where Eriteria is. I had a friend from there. That was one of the things that impressed him about me. The other was we had the same birthday.

It's true what they say about black men, he went after any girl with a huge butt. Of course in this country fat asses are in abundance, it's no wonder he stayed.

[TERb8]

Lee

can u make this available on mobile devices please! ??

[doctender77]

Ive heard you on Best of the Left podcast several times and every single time you were hilarious and, more importantly, speaking the truth. Keep ranting. Eventually people who feel this exact same way but don't know how to express it will hear it. Once they start paying full attention to the evil planners their plans might have to change.

[agilesx]

Pepperoni Ravioli is awesome.

[glynnth]

Much truth to this...

[Melvoify]

I HAZ WURD JUMBLZ!!!

[hellotheresanne]

I hate ravioli,especially with cream sauce,I like donuts but they make me feel sick. I always wanted to have a plan(being of German descent and all) but never could quite pull it off,thanks for making me feel better about THAT!

[Sairin13]

They're schemers, Schemer's trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemer's how pathetic their attempts to control things are.

[Mikkimuse]

I HAVE noticed that evil people DO seem to be ridiculously organized!! Look at Hitler and his crew! Those guys knew how to build a convincing argument--even if it was a load of crap! And, evil people know how to lie with numbers, and they know how to network, they know how to create and implement social programs to get isht done!

[jemmytee55]

What's really funny is how, when somebody points something like this out it becomes SO damned obvious, you wonder why you didn't notice it before. Lee, you kick butt for seeing what so many others haven't seen...and making me both laugh (and cry) about it.

[gvt2u]

Wonderful video, Lee! I've shared.

[gamesmaster35]

hugh jackman? when did you go into comedy?But seriously dude nice vid.I'm going to staples now.

[HARMARSCH2]

It's all about the plan.

[AnnaKBrisvegas]

So let's get some f-ing office supplies!

[13flicto]

Hilarious...and completely confirms that I am not in any way whatsoever evil. what am I doing with my life, man...I really need to make some plans!

[6467103]

@13flicto I can relate to you totally! Today I stayed home from uni, listened to Joe Rogans old podcasts and kept thinking when I was taking toilet breaks...what am I going to do with me life!

[13flicto]

@6467103 haha! what am I doing with my life? every fifteen minutes I find myself chanting that over and over.

[skorchedutopia]

"Now that's what I call a fuckin' plan."  Beautiful.

[willdollinger1]

Awesome rant - love your stuff.

[larmar6058]

"Office Supplies," Got it Lee, it's on my grocery list! =)

[thebeautywithin678]

Haaaa, I laughed so hard at this one, thanks for the lecture Lee, it's always awesome to here you out on the issues within the nation :)

[LeeCamp2]

@thebeautywithin678 Thanks Beauty!

[tcdowning666]

man oh man do I need some office supplies or what???

[Steve7508]

It all reminds me of that book by Greg Palast - The Best Democracy Money Can Buy.

[MorrisonMotelNYC]

Well done, Mr. Camp! Thanks for being you!

[phurphy]

aaaaaaaaaargh! this is depressing!

[pauluminous]

Far more dangerous than the malice of a few is the ignorance and apathy of the rest

[LeeCamp2]

@pauluminous You're completely right. 

[ChrisMeerkat]

I got a plan muvafcuker!

[neroli528]

Right on!

[Gonrada]

Thank you for coming to todays lecture on "How to be evil in 5 easy steps".

[LeeCamp2]

@Gonrada OR you could view it as "Good people need some plans." Your choice.

[WickedMo13]

laugh fucking loud, so true

[LeeCamp2]

@WickedMo13 Thanks!

[boumar19721972]

It's true.But now it's changing. Check out the zeitgeist movement.

[OfAllOblivion]

@boumar19721972 I agree. I think the ideas put forth by the zeitgeist movement are something tangible & we should all think about.

[emper7]

My plan was pasta, but ravioli is sounding pretty good now...