A Very Still Kevin Bieksa

[EPICFilms987]

i think he is prettending that he is invisible

[ScaryKorean]

Because looking at the camera is too mainstream.

[skinwalkerxxx]

it's like a Lion watching his prey

[naviboy14]

move man you got a game to play!!!!!!!!!!

[Remista33097]

these jokes...

[NorthStarHockey]

Bieksa just saw Chuck Norris going to kill him and this way he stopped him. Attaboy.

[SuperVancouverBC]

he just ran out of fucks to give...seriously this should be on a canadian $20.00 bill

[Ed0n]

he's trying out to be a fuckin mime

[Frankenpalin]

he's practicing his Ninja meditation

[mariostrikers2]

I tried a staring contest with him... He won

[Jem93rocks]

"Acquiring target..."

[hi8716]

AHAHAHAHA OH KEVIN

[NeverLetYoouGo]

You know Bieksa's very mad when he's still

[123loverXOXO]

lmao.. i remember this!!

[yourmom2579]

this should be on a canadian $20.00 bill ;)

[coolguy12333]

@yourmom2579 omg yes ahaha

[yourmom2579]

@coolguy12333 lol i would keep money just to stare at it then :| lol :$

[KeithBallard4]

i love this!!!

[SecretGrenadeStash]

kevin bieksa is not responding. to return to windows and check the status of the program, click cancel.

if you choose to end the program immediately, you will lose any unsaved data. To end the program now, click End Now

[TheLeybear]

This man has run out of fucks to give!

[5starRVD]

lol though it was fake till i notice em breathing

[bobyjoeyy]

Wait is this video playing ive got mute on..

[RCheung28]

Not sure if video is playing or buffering...

[Canucksgirloxo]

love bieksa, got us to the finals last year :) definitely one of my favourite players.

and it helps that he's good looking.

[TheLeybear]

This man has run out of fucks to give!

[omgRLLI]

@TheLeybear

HA!

[Bruinsbud]

bout the same speed he moves with in the ice

[NeverLetYoouGo]

u know when Bieksa is mad when hes not moving.

[MrJumpoffabuilding]

bieksa is a plug

[dubz39]

he is not the milk hotdog

[Demilove27]

LOL.. HE`S THE MEN!! :)

[WhoaDom]

Meanwhile in Africa..

[ReconRaptor]

He's having a captain morgan moment.

[WhaleRider86]

bieksa is the man

[TTTdarkTTT]

this man has ran out of fucks to give

[17Canuckskesler]

hes like "Im ready for my picture, now take it"

[hafabee]

*Brain turned off....will reboot in two minutes....*

[MrJordanCheng]

LMFAO. 

[MoonMoney1]

Moved more in the penalty box than he did the entire time against Boston.

[MrAwesome1111]

He's too cool to even breathe.

[devinmorgolf]

death stare to the ref

[calixa]

he is practicing becoming one with the stanchion.

it paid off.

[theinsider21]

LMAO!



[khmerog1]

he thinking about shaggin his bf later tonite...

[MrJlumanji]

day dreamin.. thats awesome. lol. soo funny.

[Seanatonin]

Kevin is one funny mofo

[NeverLetYoouGo]

yeah bieksa is a sexy man

[geroy57]

he is thinking about the gay sex he had last night with Ryan

[JonFourteen]

@geroy57 THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

[geroy57]

@JonFourteen Hi I speak the truth :)

[bukakee1]

He is on a good one

[crazycar324]

The first of its kind ladies and trolls i give u the still sizure

[ycanuck123]

" Blah blah balhahaha, ALexandre burrows, blah blah. kevin still hasnt moved.

srry bieksa i love u but right now it not the time to be a statue.... its time to yell at the ref

[farbeyondjuban]

I just shit my pants...

[Terraj2]

The man of steel!

[TheColumbianOutdoors]

"kevin still hasn't moved >.>"

"No."

"LOLOLOLOLOL."

Bieksas thoughts " I'm sexy and I know it.."

[AirRaider56]

@TheColumbianOutdoors "Can i get a mirror in here"

"Im sexy and i know it"

[Faeiv]

What a character. I love him. go canucks go :)

[TheLeybear]

Does anyone know the song in the background?

[ANIMEISHOT256]

@TheLeybear "Hollywood" by Michael Buble

[TheLeybear]

@ANIMEISHOT256 Thank you. :)

[TheBrightestStarx3]

LOL!

[vereand]

what a legend

[Dxblock619]

lol I wonder if he stayed like that for the whole 2 minutes.

[droolingdonkey]

i want to see the long form version of this

[ACanuckSince92]

Must.. not.. turn into hulk...

[blueshirts08]

@ACanuckSince92 LMFAO Thats Awesome!

[alexislay0008]

Try having a staring contest with this kid ahahahh

[Circusbreaker]

like a king on his throne

[pandorableAngeL]

@Circusbreaker lol he does look like one..especially when he holds his stick like that

[denniscm1981]

I just think he's focusing every modicum of energy on how to kill someone once he's back on the ice. The dude is just way too intense. He's not gonna waste any precious calorie you know... blinking.

[kirstybabe24]

Hes contemplating why he wasn't asked to do a naked photo shoot.

[Luckystar0932]

LOL haha he didnt even BLINK

[Raxmus96]

Whenever I'm in the box I spleep

[wkozaa123]

Hes waiting for his painting to be finished :P. Or he's just having a daydreaming contest..

[Lurvy1963]

Kevin Bieksa does looks like he would make a great wax museum figure. Sat in the penalty box without twitching or moving a muscle. He made some people laugh when he sat completely still.

[antemede]

kevin still hasnt moved

no  haha hahaha made my day!

[jasonganley1996]

NHL 08 right there

[JRCrowley]

He's fantastic.

[iLuvSharpBieksa]

He's like "Not a single fuck was givin' "

[TorontoMapleLaffs1]

must...resist...rage...at...re­f...

[stewlegg]

that should be on a canadian $20 dollar bill

[Dxblock619]

@stewlegg Lol i can just imagine that!

[Terminus92]

@stewlegg HAHAHA made me laugh man 

[MrAndrewAu]

@stewlegg roflmao agreed

[zhesandman]

sitting there like a boss

[bettmansucks]

Someone better wind him up to get him out of the penalty box.

[Seanatonin]

That pose should be on a stamp.

[AirbourneConnects123]

wats wrong with him does he blink?

[wkozaa123]

i wanna have a staring contest with him now. wait. he won. 

[horderulzforever]

He looks broken

[JacobVloggs]

LOL this is like NHL 08

[epicfail86]

-_-

10 seconds later

-_-

[F0GRAW]

I thought my computer was lagging

[bohemiancupcakes]

boy aint even blinking...

[AddiePalePotatos]

LOL hes like totally stuned or shocked by something. or hes thinking... i do that alot

[x30xSabresFan]

What you people dont see it the Chick flashing him on the other side of the glass

[pickletaco8]

He must be staring at a hot girl....

[PlushGlassDoll]

what song is in the background? :)

and kevin?...well... this video pretty much sums it all up! :)

[TheDBStrongnow]

@PlushGlassDoll Michael Buble =] Hollywood

[ashleyynicolex]

so glad he got signed for another 5 years. he's so funny and he's amazing on ice :)

[iPartyRock3]

hahaha...love him!

[bingleyy]

oh shoot LOL there was a jump cut! i wonder what the time laps was :P this behaviour seems out of character for him LOL :P

[rachelx1129]

THIS MAN HAS RUN OUT OF FUCKS TO GIVE.

[irintheutubefan]

@rachelx1129 lmao!!!

[NeverLetYoouGo]

lol "kevin still hasnt moved" "no"

[MsSchuk]

lol this made for a sweet gif

[saltyoceanwater]

LOL :D

[selenator123]

Probably reallly tired

[sk8terbubbles]

lol

[habslover14]

NO BLINK ?! :O

[cryforthemoon]

he's a hockey cyborg built by prime minister cheddar

[TheNavSav]

bieksa my loving idol!

[LettersAtoZAndNumber]

Thats funny! oh how i love Bieksa! <3

[doglover1799]

whoaaaa loool

[britishtwiggy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY

[bmccarthy1990]

what a pussy

[rockkstarr]

0_0

woah.

[z24baller]

He must be a robot recharging itself.

[telepsychola]

He didn't even blink.

[Kino483]

... is the calm before the storm

[Shinobubu]

.. he's a ROBOT. built for hockey.

[Terminus92]

must watch porn 

[getlaidbehappy69]

Hes a fuckin champ

[TheNeonlites]

This guy man! Love him to death!

[croquet94]

probably just so baked

[gametime6o4]

LOL this guy

[missstaal89]

HAHAHA omg this guy :D

[saymo15]

And yet after all the dissed on the nucks they hit round three.. Nuff said

[awagamgnalaw]

he didn't even blink once :|

[Monkeycraze]

lolll that was weird

[elwaymundo]

One person thought he moved too much.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

He's having a vision.... about being eliminated in the playoffs for the third consecutive season by the Hawks.

[TheYoyofreakify]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi sooo... how did that work out for ya, eh?  GO CANUCKS

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@TheYoyofreakify I bet you think you guys won that decisively...

A recap:

Up three games to zero against a rebuilt team, and then you get blown out the next two games, and lose the third in overtime to a rookie who had literally been called up from the minors to play the playoffs.

And then, in Game 7, you're leading the game for nearly 50 minutes, and then give up a goal within 2 minutes of ending it all, forcing yet another OT. And only person scored both goals for your team?

LMFAO

[25mjs03]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi -- The only thing that matters in the playoffs, is who wins 4 games, first, in a round. And who did that? Vancouver did. Sure, they didn't do it the easy way, but they still won 4 games, before Chicago did.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@25mjs03 They didn't do it the easy way, but my point is just that. It's not going to get easier... only harder.

[25mjs03]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi - Just the way you worded all of that, made it sound like Vancouver was just extremely lucky. - And the only people who don't realize it'll be harder, are the bandwagon fans.. :P Real fans know that it takes A LOT, and WILL take a lot more, in the second, third & final rounds.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@25mjs03 You WERE extremely lucky. The only thing that made the 4 game quota for you was ONE GOAL in OT. You were outscored in the series. The final game was decided by only one player (Burrows)

You dodged a bullet. If luck hadn't been a factor, you would have put the series away handily instead of letting it drag on. You basically gave NSH all the motivation it needs.

Anyway, you should probably worry about the second round before you start talking about "final rounds" and such silliness.

[Viclente]

Really? Come now, they won the series. Proved they could come back, after such a devastating blow. What else do you want from them at this point? Just sit back, let people give their own opinion and watch the game.

Also, you say Burrows was the only Canuck to decide that game? Crawford bailed Chicago out several times in that game. Great goalie, but it's not enough.

[25mjs03]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi - I'm speaking in general about the rounds, wow. I know Vancouver should've put the Hawks away in 4/5/6. But Crawford was unbelievable. He [and for a little bit, Vancouver NOT playing Canucks hockey] was the only reason Chicago got back into it.

We all have our own opinions anyway. So, if you don't agree, good for you. I really don't care.

All's I know is, I'm sitting back, enjoying watching both of my teams [Van/Phi], playing in the second round.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@25mjs03 Well, Crawford does deserve a rookie MVP alright. And I'll be pissed if Chicago doesn't come up with a long term contract for him in the next year or so. Maybe he could take Kane's (cuz I hate that fucking useless drain on the cap - Savard hated him, so does Quenneville). Anyway, I had no illusions about Chicago making it into the final rounds this year. Watching the Canucks squirm was more than enough for me.

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi and yet ...i dont see Chicago in the 2nd round ...so I dont understand you trying to diss the Canucks ... or did I miss something ...Vancouver clearly outplayed Chicago in 5 out of those 7 games ...clearly outplayed ...we all know Chicago had a lot of ..help ..anyways ..

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@SH7861WeezyBabyy Yep, you missed something. I posted my comment before the end of the series, and then some turd Vancouver fan thought he would get all cute with me, so I pretty much schooled him on how fucking lame the Canucks were considering how they let Chicago bitch slap them for 4 games.

And if you think the Hawks were clearly outplayed, why did they come back from a 3 game deficit, two games being severe blowouts.

Try learning the sport and stop blaming your failures on the refs.

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi Why the fuck ..are you so mad? wtf? Yeah, we showed how lame we are, dead on. Hawks were outplayed 5 out of 7 games, and there is one name that kept them in it : Crawford. He was AMAZING, I really hope to see him play with the Hawks next season. The blowouts were great, really kept us awake in the game that mattered. I know the sport. I've known it for years. I'm not blaming anyone, but hey, you continue getting mad at everyone, please. Whatever helps you get thru the offseason

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@SH7861WeezyBabyy You "outplayed the Hawks" in 5 out of 7 games but still lost? What does THAT say about your team? Let me tell you: your team can't finish. If you "outplayed" the Hawks, yet still got swatted off a 3 game lead, I don't think that's saying very much.

I explained my posts above, yet you're the one that feels the need to continue contacting me.

Sounds like you have some unresolved issues about your team's abilities. After all, we're still only in the 2nd round aren't we?

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi Yeah, clearly my team can't finish, CLEARLY. I dont get why you're still riding the "you guys blew a 3-0 lead therefore you suck, will never win anything" bus. Move on bud. At the end of the day, Canucks won 4 games and the Hawks won 3, that's saying just enough. I dont have any issues with my team, and nowhere did I state that we're not "only in the 2nd round". You have your opinion, I have mine. I didnt say you have to agree with me!

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@SH7861WeezyBabyy "You have your opinion, I have mine. I didnt say you have to agree with me!"

Then why the fuck did you contact me to begin with and why are you continuing to do so even now? Just to hear yourself talk?

I obviously hit a nerve with you and you know what I write is true. 5 seasons in a row have ended at the semifinal level for your team and everyone in the sport knows why. Your team chokes.

"This is our year" you all say. We'll see... LOL

Now go to bed.

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi Please, do excuse me. I had no idea you were that type of a person before "contacting" you. You did not hit a nerve with me. To be honest, a guy getting pissed at me on Youtube doesnt do much. Anyways. Nice talking to you. Chicago will do great things with Crawford in net plus being led by a leader like Toews. Good luck.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@SH7861WeezyBabyy Finally you say something that makes sense...

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi Of course.

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi and IMO, the series was over in 6, but we all witnessed what happened in that game

[kibez41]

......weird nervous breakdown much? i think so :D

[sebastian9]

he probably had to shit or piss real bad. i would do the same thing lol

[MrDangles74]

what a pussy

[thejimmylanz]

That is hilarius!

[dubz39]

its a maddam tussauds figure!

[kevinjonas73]

He is so cute :)

[Dylann62]

ahahahah epic!

[missEricapolish]

I've watched this for like the 1000 time. I still ant get enough. LOOOOL !

[sensovie]

look at the crowd, its gonna change at like 3 seconds left, but still funny

[Lurvy1963]

Hahahahahahahaha!! Love it. It looks like a still photo of Kevin Bieksa in the penalty box. I love the frozen, dead stare he shows on his face.

[stopdropandroll]

hes thinking abt why he made that bad play

[kelvin1262]

I think I died a little laughing at this during the game.

[llamatube]

HE DONE BROKED HIS BRAIN