Surfing with sharks: Oregon man claims he rode the back of Great White

[adrianwaight31]

how did you get the bubble effects?

[dajer19]

jajajajajajajajjajaja

[metalhead99123]

Sounds legit

[TeamUnemployment]

pics or it never happened

[danglesnipecelly13]

Lmao bullshit.

[kalzone2112]

Bull ass!

[4thCaballero]

Weak

[cory1438]

I live in oregon...there are no sharks at all.. FUCKING EVER!!!

[pyronamshn]

@cory1438 thats why there have been 3 recorded attacks this past week? oh ok.

[gosurfingtoday]

@pyronamshn You tell those bastards

[SFforlife]

EXCUSE ME, I WAS SURFING

[HiImMrConnor]

MY BEAT FRIEND HAS KNOW DOUG NIBLACK SINCE HE WAS A KID!!!!!

[pyronamshn]

@HiImMrConnor whos your best friend?

[ballstoyou33]

It wod ove Been batter if there was more to it

[cerdo718]

cool story bro

[Nick23457]

Tisk Tisk, silly shark.

[Shawskyyy]

-_-



[IAmKr1gg3r]

TRUE STOREE BREH

[classyhobo60]

im not sure what the fuck i just watched

[johndelaware]

I want some tea and crumpets after watching this video.

[supertuho]

HE JUMPET OVERS THES SHIRK!!! OMG!!! HE IS OVESOME!!! OOPS CAPSLOCK FAIL!!!! AND I CANT WHRIT IN GLISH VERU WALL!!!!(Really i can speak and write in english lol but this message is for noobs that think that I really write like this oh by the way this is pretty long comment heh heh heh oh now i,m gonna eat an sandwich!!! why do i write what i do right now oh man now i,m gonna S-T-O-P!!! W-R-I-T-I-N-G!!!!! oh soon I will be out of marks!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! if you are still reading this then YOU SUCK!

[ShawRawr]

Wtf Mel?

[JCryer32]

I guess he, Jumped the Shark. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH

[CrimsonRyver]

Make that shark your bitch~ Oregonian Surfer Dude!

[adam72683]

@zoomerlawns awesome comment!

[vigilanteartist]

Should be a Roald Dahl story.

[MishuTaste]

He claims to have ridden a shark just like I claim to have ridden yo momma.

[pyronamshn]

@MishuTaste I actually don't claim to have ridden a shark. I stood on it for a brief moment.

[sharpkeet]

this is beautiful shit

[James92802]

YouTube trending kinda sucks

[zoomerlawns]

Clearly this is fake.

You can see the string.

[LavenderTint]

lol They actually had someone voice act the surfer.

[kokym8]

What theeeee...................O_o

[smexywaves]

WTF!! O__O

[EpikHater]

Sharks let seals ride on their back?

[NitsuaNaed]

@EpikHater hahahahaha

[steelrock1000]

يارب

[MrGianiBlaze]

There's a download link too ... wtf ?

[LoMejorDeCruzAzul]

Is this for real?

[jpthegrappler]

wohooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! pwnd!

[GoMarkusHJ]

ahahhahahhahahahahah

[MissRock1996]

And this is trending because???

[NitsuaNaed]

@MissRock1996 do trends ever have a reason?

[James92802]

next headline: Surfer in Oregon found to be full of shit.

[boomhauerr]

the other day i was riding hippos while kicking elephants in the gonads.. beat that

[Thathigh]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAAH damn that made no sense whatsoever although i am high as shit right now that was the best fucking animation i have ever seen. my god.

i am so high

[apanst]

Real and heterosexual

[TheFreshsmith]

i wud b shittin ma pants

[thirteenthmassacre]

someone gonna BJ me now?

[ssoriano38]

If he rode this shark, then consider me Miles Davis.

[angstyDarko]

thought you were riding a shark? NOPE.. chuck testa!

[chrysillo]

LOL

[KingCuervo88]

pfffft...i wrestled a narwhal and then hopped back into my boat car before playing poker with bigfoot....

[AnimezFreakz]

needs more dragons.

[tonywass]

COOL STORY, BRO!

[TheXFaith]

GirlOnDuty Send me :D

[n3o2010]

And then a cold breathe wake him up and he find that his ass was naked to the open air .

[NERFgunWARLORD]

People will never understand that sharks DO NOT ATTACK people!

and if your afraid to swim in the ocean because of a shark then you deserve to have me use your body as a human walkway on the hot sand because smart people use studpid people as tools to do what we wish.

[TheARkY1000]

@NERFgunWARLORD i do so LOVE your complete lack of any grammar in your comment, it does make you look so intelligent commared with us 'idiots', i will remember to be a walkway for your grammatical genius, if i ever see you at the beach (but being honest you are probable so pasty and fat you could not go.)

p.s FUCK YOU. xxxx

[JHMCLB]

@TheARkY1000 Lol are you a fucking moron? You randomly attack some random poster for his grammar? I hate to break it to you but your comment looks as though it was posted by a 3rd grader from a 3rd world country! You can't just cram commas everywhere they actually have a specific place they go lol. And someone who misspells BASIC words like "commared"and "probable" this is actually a word but you meant "probably". So stop trying to sound intelligent when your ignorance seeps into your words.

[BlankUberAlles]

@NERFgunWARLORD tell that to the thousands of people who HAVE BEEN ATTACKED by sharks throughout history

[Scrugglez]

Holy Cock how did he do This???????

[5teveHxC]

who ever posted this ought to be dead!

[fierylava12]

why is this SHIT on MY FUCKING TRENDS LIST!!!

+rAgE+

[fierylava12]

First to comment

Last to get laid....btw gay voice and i dislike this...

[TheFinnishMadafacker]

your voice is gay btw

[jenova6669]

Cool story bro ....

[JedaqiaAngel]

No, he's lying. Only Chuck Norris can do that.

[TTrAwKs]

Hmmm similar thing happened to me. I met spongebob and he gave me a free krabby patty.

[happyfatmanful]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[2xNerd11Girlx2]

uh oh k

[LloydChristoph]

REAL!

[davemelnick]

If any1 buys this , you can be sure that they are gullibles. Btw, I'm the True Santa.

[rccppt]

cool story bro

[MeeSoPhony]

@HabaneroHero i would like to see the animation of your version

[crippenfalyfe]

Yep and I'm Jesus.

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

this is real i saw it from above while flying on my nymbus!

[Nickey90]

@HabaneroHero You too?? Happend to me a few days ago aswell!

[Oriedo]

This is a horrible and funny video foreal.

[xXPlayerOfDcentryXx]

lol.. wtf?

[Kyosaur]

Cool story bro...needs more dragons.

[tylernsharp07]

If that's real, how did the surfer get his cable off the shark's fin and able to retrive his board? Fucking rid....

[MultiTaketwo]

Seems legit. Oh and it wasn't a shark it was a giant gold fish named puffer that I mistakenly flushed down the toilet who in turn came in contact with a green ooze in the sewer which altered his body mass x 10000

[samuricex]

Stupid ass video. First off, this video looks like shit. Second, the douche could have just made up a stupid story to tell his friends.

[Chr0nixRH]

omg that was hot I came like 3 fucking times yo.

[gangsta3face]

@Chr0nixRH Cum in me, bro.

[XxHateNoEviLxX]

@Chr0nixRH Yo, let me tear dat ass up.

[BC1Dan]

The fuck is this shit

[ncbookz]

@BC1Dan its called synthetic humans, look it up in google darpa creating synthetic humans

[TheGamerChicx]

wtf?



[hom3r]

cool story bro

[DarkStrobeLight]

What texture pack is this?

[jagr06]

very disappointed :(

[verynice420]

false and homosexual

[ShaneYnclan]

fake and gay

[JRV95]

This game looks like shit.

[aTastyNade]

@JRV95 GTFO gamer --

[maf1113]

Something I would see on the Onion

[DrMeh3]

Can I be a beta tester for this game??

[cuptow555]

I call BULLSHIT!

[outlawstarOSTT]

he had the time of his life (:

[shawnETRmiller]

wow its not fake the coast guard saw it and confirmed this.

[maukabud66]

The shark was actually "Bruce", the mechanical shark from the movie Jaws....I was driving it and snagged the dude just for kicks. :p

[alexmonia]

the fuckkk



[RyRoCult]

Should've used a clip from Tomb Raider 1, would've looked more realistic.

[tweeq]

This game looks fun! When does beta start??

[scodle]

wtf, computer animated and half a million views and rising?

[JOANARIGUDAytb]

hahahhhahahaa...

[HardTimesHardBodies]

there is no way that this happened. lol are there any other eye witnesses?

[ZenonOne]

I want to know what that man was smokin - I wanna get me some!

[MrMihaljevic]

yeeeea guys ,i had that dream yesterday



[Stringyheads]

Look at the Sharkman Mike Rutzen then you may see its possable as some great White Sharks are known as Players. If this story is true then the shark was not hungery and this man was lucky. People have been struck by lighting. He dose not claim to have jumped on the shark on purpose. He dose not say he road it for ages or into shore. Sharks do swim in good surf breaks. If he got it on film people would still scream fake or say it was a big turtle. If its true hes happy to be alive im sure.

[TheAtma]

Jumped the shark? Really?

[verbusen]

The shark bit his board too.

[MyMagicSauce]

this is the bigest load of bullshit ever

[brandonclarkeww]

The guys youtube account is PYRONAMSHN and this totally happened. He didn't ride the fucking shark like a flintstone character, he merely stood up and fell off of it's back. THANK GOD HE'S ALIVE.

[AngelTheSeaguy]

lol what



[schmidtkid]

this reminds me of this one time when i was riding my snowboard down a mountain and i fell off my snowboard and landed on a polar bear....i rode the polar bear down the mountain and jumped off at the end...my buddy saw me do it therefore it really happened

[milno99]

@schmidtkid Hahhaahhaa you win man!

[NYC4LIFE2K8]

This looks like some shit you would see on Adult Swim..

[MrBenson3436]

lol This is just fucking retarded.... A witness witnessed it aye??? Well ladies and gentleman, I was on the moon before Neil Armstrong, and a little dwarf witnessed it. I will post video like this shortly for all to see that it is true!

[BlankUberAlles]

@MrBenson3436 there have been attacks and numerous encounters with big sharks here since surfing really took off here over 40 years ago. This time of year is when the majority of them occur.



[MrBenson3436]

@BlankUberAlles Yeah but two people saying that one of them rode a Great white shark? Where was the other guy when this happened? Because it says HE PADDLED BACK TO SHORE. Where was the other guy? lol

[pyronamshn]

@MrBenson3436 The other guy, Jake Marks an active duty Coast Guard flight mech, was about 30 ft from me in the water. He saw me come out of the water on its back then fall off. like I said I was on its back for maybe 3 seconds. this whole "riding" buisiness is bs. I stood then fell off.

[Amcacs5654]

This was the dumbest video I have ever seen in my entire life.

[daddyboom1]

Looks like this is what they call,

(cue glasses)

Jumping the shark!

[ak47law]

Come on now....surfers from oregon?

[BlankUberAlles]

@ak47law yeah. surfers in and from Oregon. What is so remarkable about that?

[ak47law]

@BlankUberAlles get the fuck out of here with that bullshit!!

Only cockriders go to/come out of Oregon

Wha??..Come at me bro.

[pyronamshn]

@ak47law that was a very thought through and intelliget comment, you're right. there are no waves in Oregon, not even beaches, no one from anywhere else should even come look for it. California and Hawaii are actually the only places in the world to surf, so go there and leave Oregon alone.

[ak47law]

@pyronamshn backpedaling homo.

[pyronamshn]

@ak47law I can tell you went to skewl...

[BlankUberAlles]

@ak47law Well, if a jizz soaked little knob gobbling nutsack sucking fagtard like you ever makes it out of the third grade maybe you'll go check it out yourself but I doubt it.

[ak47law]

@BlankUberAlles U mad girl?

[ReneeNme]

I didn't believe this story for one damned second. C'mon now. Surfed a shark ? Bullshit.

[kabascoolr]

Idk why people are afraid of sharks. Sharks don't eat people. Actually they will(only bite) if they mistake you for another animal, but naturally they don't like human blood. They'll spit you out as soon as they taste your blood.

[tomtom899ify]

@kabascoolr thats what everyone says until they get bit by one. why dont u put ur money where your mouth is by jumping into a water full of sharks? 100% guaranteed that u wont

[BlankUberAlles]

@kabascoolr the sharks will strike before they determine just exactly what it is they're attacking.

[an0nam00se]

@kabascoolr are you a dumbass? anything thats gonna chomp on you that big with that many sharp teeth is extremely dangerous. it wont hunt you down and swallow you whole. but it can definitely kill you. thus reason to be afraid of it????!?!?!?!?

[mns983]

Cool story bro.

[47crazed]

ugliest yahoo news

[borneranger300]

FAKE AND GAY!

[napalmmice]

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

[xKillTheMachines]

hahaha my fucking ass......

[911sanitarium]

Holy crap guys before yahoo posted this you guys had like 2,000 views now look at you.

[1992marshmallow]

this happend before on the show i shouldnt be alive

[pyronamshn]

You guys can believe it or not, but the animation vastly overplays the whole thing. I stood on the shark for 3 seconds tops. I didn't save any children, and my board didn't miraculously appear under me. it was attached to my ankle via leash. And you probably won't believe this post is me but you can check out my channel and I'll have some surf vids up soon. I don't expect people to believe this, I wouldn't if it didn't happen to me. I'm not trying to convince anyone here. Its you're opinion..

[nynick7]

@pyronamshn

cool story bro

[BlankUberAlles]

@pyronamshn I've lived on the beach here for over 60 years, fished out of the Columbia River for 40 years with lots of time spent off Tillamook Head, Cannon Beach, Falcon and all points south. There is NOTHING in this story that even hints it is made up. This time of year the big sharks are here and this young man's story is completely 100% believeable. Stuff like this happens here from time to time, thank God it ended well, even though Im sure it scared the everliving shit out of him & others

[pyronamshn]

@BlankUberAlles Thanks man. In no way do I claim heroism, I'm just happy to be alive.

[tucci06]

@pyronamshn lol actually I think it's badass as hell that you did that but the CGI screams like a girl, never said you did. I'd be yelling too especially since sharks are one of the only things I'm truly afraid of but I would hope my screams wouldn't be prepubescent haha. Also, save as many of these stories as you can so you have proof to show your grandkids someday.

[n0t5ur3]

Cool story bro

[dotaftw1]

what did he smoke. Nevertheless to say it worked well.

[sdmyers08]

& then later a mermaid gave him a kiss for his bravery

[blusoldierwoman]

love the animation....... the dude had faith while he scared like heck.....

[JJJUICEBOX]

I loved the video. The best part was when he jumps from the shark, back onto the board. I'm sure it actually happened like that though.

[alogicx]

bull. shit.

[garrarock]

usually dont say dumb shit like this but pics or real video or GTFO!!!!

[favoritesmoothies]

I believe him.

[Adriangrosvenor]

all these liars making up shit for publicity

[tucci06]

Anyone else notice the cartoon portraying the man screams like a little bitch?

[pyronamshn]

@tucci06 So you're saying you wouldn't scream? you think you are gonna be tough and stand triumphant on an animal that out weighs you by 3900 pounds? wow, I want to meet you. I did scream like a little girl, I'm not gonna lie about it.

[mavissg72]

there is no way in hell this ever happened! what a mentalist!

[lyricalbob]

I'd believe it more if he had done this while wearing Burt Reynold's mustache

[Boodhunnilesh]

'cough' 'cough' bullshit !

[excelx213]

if it is on internet, it's gotta be real! lol =D