Satan Is Real

[GrevadosAsCid]

He's real, he's ten feet tall, and he's made of old Lionel toy train tracks!

[DHmagictime]

thumbs up if black lips brought you here

[Takac1979]

Beautiful.



[jasonwill2]

This song reminds me of the Ninth Satanic Statement by the Church of Satan, which basically says that the Christian Churches could not exist without Satan to blame and scapegoat, which is why we use the picture of a head of a goat for some of our sigils... it represents how Satan is the scapegoat of Christianity.

[wizenhiemr]

hey, I AM real!

[PissedinHonda]

That's an interesting song structure. 40 seconds of song - 2 minute sermon - 30 seconds of song

[dmaloyyo]

if you believe in the Resurrection. Then we'll all have to wait until it happens. Its a bit over due. Jesus said it would happen before his generation died. They died. "yes, but, there was this thing that happened with angels and romans" Ok, there were no angels involved. The Resurrection? Keep on waiting, keep on dreaming, keep on trying, WHILE IN THE REAL WORLD YOU ROT!

[michellesupport89]

I know Satan is real. His name is Justin Bieber haha.

[michellesupport89]

This song is so corny it is funny haha.

[roebuckmckinney]

Another atheist who freaking loves the Louvin Brothers. This is seriously good stuff. I'm a big fan of "River of Jordan" in particular.

[karsown]

@roebuckmckinney Me too. Some of the best music was made in the name of Cheebus.  Finest harmonizing, ever I have heard.

[Cenamark2]

Sounds like the old man in the song can't take responsibility for his own actions.

[lurch6969]

They know what sells...they got a couple more songs about Satan....

[Phendraana]

Oh, the bullshit people believe... xD

[niloh96]

Is this real?

[iVenge]

@niloh96 no, sinner friend...it's not real... you didn't hear or see a thing... go back to sleep. 

[CivilSerpant]

@niloh96 yes..

[LastCaress7]

You bet your your bottom dollar he is. He is real through me. I am all that is evil and evil is all that is me. God bless Satan.

[Serafisk88]

I love Satan and he loves me.

[Liluuuu]

...incredible....



[Baphometherion]

southern fanatic christian music is funny

[yvettefoto]

Evil spirits do appear to people. Most of you think you've got a good bead on things. Can you even make a movie without referencing heaven or aliens or vampires and shit? I don't believe the OT, the NT or the Koran for obvious reasons, but there are people out there and right here who have seen extraterrestrials face to face in the middle of the day. Not bullshit "greys" either! Sometimes they stay silent so as not to break your little world in half forever. Usually invisible but always here.KW

[iVenge]

@yvettefoto you can see him, and hyear him, in this world every day.

[Cenamark2]

@iVenge Satan's just a metaphor for the evil men do.

[LovinAlPacino]

Dear God,

Sinner friend, here. Is it a commandment that Christian music must sound shitty?

[iVenge]

@LovinAlPacino Sinner friend, most Christian music is made by sinners who could not find success in the real music business. That's why it often sounds so bad and lacks creativity.

[LovinAlPacino]

@iVenge Thank you, iVenge. That's so sad. I'll pray for them.

[xfinchx]

@LovinAlPacino haha

[WeedSmokaz1]

thumbs up if grass brought you here lol

[sloanmidwestXTC]

lol goofy bastards

[astronautagogo]

@RadaStudios Doth protest too much, it's obvious you secretly want it in the ass.

[astronautagogo]

Haha The Louvin Brothers, astounding melodies....crazy ol' brilliant batshit racist bastards.

[grands1am]

@astronautagogo

Most sensible comment here... these harmonies are great, I wish the song just went on without the monologue

[LaurelRidgeR]

THUMBS UP IF HANK III MADE YOU COME HERE AND AFTER HEARING IT YOUR WORN OUT BOOTS ARE TAKIN YOU DOWNTOWN!

[peaceoverall]

Srsly though. mi the only one noticing Satan looks like South Park Satan?

[Crazytacoman7]

Everyone who likes this is retarded. I wish i could have imaginary friends like you guys. But too bad i have a clean brain in my head. I love Satan! Fuck yea Satan! I love sin! 420everyday and don't trust whitey!

[iVenge]

@Crazytacoman7 thank you sinner friend

[kytrav1]

@Crazytacoman7 Dude, as a life long atheist, I've got to wholeheartedly disagree with you there. How can anybody hate on the Louvin Brothers? I don't believe what they believe, but it's beautiful music. I'm not a muslim but I love me some Nusrat Ali Khan. Grow up man.

[Kevin107ish]

Some sad person here said "Hell ain't real!" LOL. The innocence of youth, or is it mere stupidity? Satan exists, and Hell exists. God is great!

[fuckingbloodeagle]

Well, my worn out boots are takin' me down town

An' I'm lookin' for trouble an' I wanna get loud

Serve me up a drink an' I'll shoot it right down

An' I'll jump up on the bar an' holler: "One more round."

I'm goin' straight to hell,

Ain't nothin' slowin' me down

An' I'm goin' straight to hell,

So you just better get me one more round.

[gearshiftdeftone]

devildriver opened up with this song as a prelude into "end of the line" last night .

[NsiderCustomrobo13]

@gearshiftdeftone that's so awesome. I would love to see Devildriver live, lol

[fuckingbloodeagle]

@NsiderCustomrobo13 devildriver is so fucking good live

[ConlangFan]

Satan <3

[iVenge]

@ConlangFan you can dose out and go see him if you like him that much

[ConlangFan]

@iVenge It's a song... Jeez

[reemanmusic]

great tune... great sermon...However, glorifying/honoring satan's power/presence keeps him going strong. Believing in angels/demons/god is simply hallucination.

It's all in the brain... read "God part of the Brain" by matthew alper... great book.

[FreeWeedForAll]

LMAO, all u christian fag holes can eat my weed smokin slong, ur live is being minimized by all this Jesus crap, not enlightened XD

[iVenge]

@FreeWeedForAll i believe that word is spelled "schlong", sinner friend. do you"hyar" him in this world, every day?

[FreeWeedForAll]

@iVenge Haha.. u 'people' are so afraid for this so-called Hell, stick to your redneck religion dude, for whatever i care about..wich is pretty much nothing at all. Hell aint real, heaven isn't real, life's a bitch so f*ck her while u got the chance!

[ayobmedz]

@iVenge I think you're missing the big picture here. The man just said that his dick smokes weed.

[RadaStudios]

@FreeWeedForAll hey asshole. FUCK YOU. you dumbass motherfucking piece of shit can go to hell? ok? got that? i dont take kindly to your motherfucking dumbass shithole monkey four flushing dick eating asshole motherfucker get the hell out of here you can just back off my ass before i tear you a new one. oh my god it burns me up just to think of how often i pray for pencil neck fuckers like you. though i would fuck you up so badly. sorry for that kind sir. p.s. FUCK YOU

[FreeWeedForAll]

@RadaStudios

BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!­!!!!!!

U SIR! just made my day by that comment, IF god would excists, wich he doesnt, im sure he would have laughed at all ur curse words. Way too act addult little kid! :D

[RadaStudios]

@FreeWeedForAll sorry bout that man. i share this account with a few friends and well yeah that wasnt me :\

[RadaStudios]

@FreeWeedForAll but no need to be mean to all my friends

[kytrav1]

@FreeWeedForAll way to make all us atheists look like narrow minded jerks.

[TheLidalgo]

Satan is my best friend! He comes over in the weekends to play video games with me! :D He says I can be moving in with him in 70 years or so! Can't wait!

[iVenge]

@TheLidalgo enjoy your life in hell, sinner friend. you can toast marshmallows there.

[MegaAzazel666]

FUCK HEAVEN

[iVenge]

@MegaAzazel666 you like to burn your ass in hell, sinner friend? OK. :-)

[mikestrat56]

The sermon presented, was by the courtesy of the Rev. Dr. William Grace.

[iVenge]

@mikestrat56 thank you, sinner friend

[cfdabull]

Looks more like a heavy metal album cover

[USA7557]

GOIN STRAIGHT TO HELL! AINT NOTHIN SLOWIN ME DOWN!!!



[iVenge]

@USA7557 ok sinner friend :-)

[kmc56]

Looks like the Satan is South Park. Where's Saddam?

[ghostoferkrussell]

LMAO @ the cardboard cut-out of Lucifer on the album cover.

[LordUnas]

Satan is not real. These bozos have it all wrong.

[ybrik222]

@LordUnas

What makes you say that?

[chinopisces]

@LordUnas: Sshhhh. Let them remain in their hellish ignorance.

[clintpiercejr]

It's weird to hear this without the demonic laughter at 0:34

[MrThuglifegangsta69]

THIS SONG IS TIGHT

[iVenge]

@MrThuglifegangsta69 hillbillies usually harmonize well

[Passy666]

Betzefer had this as their intro at the with full force festival this weekend ... was laughing my ass off with my buddy ... we had a blast =)

[DarkWomble1000]

Warum sollte er denn nicht echt sein? Weil es eure nicht endenwollende Verbissenheit nicht zulässt? Oder weil dieser ach-so-enorme Verstand längst erkannt hat, was wirklich Sache ist... Wahrscheinlich geht die Vorstellung von einem Wesen aus, das allen Stereotypen gerecht wird :) Wie auch immer, das nenne ich unabhängiges Denken....

Schade, dass Entombed ihren Stil nicht beibehalten haben - wenigstens spielen sie die beiden Alben noch hin und wieder live...

...

[novaflo339]

...classic.

[LSDisease]

Venom should do a cover version

[megafaded69]

@LSDisease Venom is so fucking awesome!

[thebob01]

It's funny cause it's true.

[iVenge]

@thebob01 thank you, sinner friend.

[MrBnorman70]

@thebob01 It is not real.

[iVenge]

@MrBnorman70 you can see him, and HYAR him, in this world, every day.

[M1ManOwaR]

ROTFLMSFAO!

[diemutha666]

Never,ever sing this on a first date!!!

[iVenge]

@diemutha666 why? you don't want the lady to know that you're a "kerstchin"? :-P

[AugustHovel]

I'm SO selfish and unneighborly...

[iVenge]

@AugustHovel aren't we all...

[seethootss]

satan is real... he is real...

[BatBastardson]

11 people devastatingly don't believe Satan is real.

or

11 doomed people have had Satan come into their life.

[BatBastardson]

-and then

Satan came into my life-

[6Crusty6Crab6]

Entombed used this as Intro at their liveshows... ^^

[DoctorSideris]

If there is a hell below, we are all going to go.

[NegativeFace]

@DoctorSideris : thank fuck, heaven sounds like a boring lump of shite.

[ArmyRob13]

Well my worn out boots are takin me downtown and I'm lookin for trouble and I WANNA GET LOUD

[the06rebel]

Hank III used this on Straight to hell!! Hank III is better than the bullshit you listen to!! If you dont like Hank Williams III or Sr. Your probably to scared to like REAL COUNTRY!!

[britmetal]

deicide, the folk years.

[lennor1349]

@britmetal hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahhahahaha 

[chinopisces]

I bet the Louvin Brothers would turn over in their graves if they knew that Satanists absolutely love this song.

[420METALUPURASS]

@chinopisces lol, this song makes my day hahahah. I am a Satanist and LOVE this song! :D \m/

[chinopisces]

@420METALUPURASS: I KNEW someone out there knows what I was talking about! I use this song as a ringtone for my Satanic friends. Someone ought to make a Metal version of this song.

[420METALUPURASS]

@chinopisces A metal version of this would be most epic. \m/

[ThePointlessVlogger]

@chinopisces Satanists are stupid.Christian fundamentalists are a little smarter,bu they are still dumb.Love the cherry-pickers.

[chinopisces]

@ThePointlessVlogger: Which Satanists are you referring to? The 'literalists', or the ones in the tradition of Anton Lavay?

If you are referring to the 'literalists', then I have to agree with you. Believing in something without substantial evidence is stupid. But if you are referring to the latter, I don't think you have a sound argument, because Lavay himself was rather clever. Besides, they don't really believe in Satan anyway.

Personally, I think fundamentalists are dumber than Satanists.

[thedroogfulable]

there is poetry in their piousness

[lamiak]

people actually listen to this and believe it??? I guess it's true: ignorance is bliss.

[alexxxxxx23]

one of most awful songs ever, even this cover get in top list of most stupid album covers ever....

[claraclaralgo]

well said. SATAN IS REAL i can tell you that

[Rachella38]

@claraclaralgo Yes he is real, and I can tell ya that Jesus Christ is real too.

[claraclaralgo]

@Rachella38 thats nice of you for reminding me that man. i got Jesus hanging in my room. right now im kinda sleepy about it but um. i think i need a woman. i need something warm i can feel treat n love here. what do ya think . i think sometimes a man needs a woman to get to Jesus

[Jakerpoo]

@claraclaralgo

be wary, as i need to too. make sure she does not become an idol that you put before Him, and to see all tings as fleeting and temporary compared to Him.

[Healthguru7]

This is the olden day's equivalent to Gorgoroth, Cradle of Filth etc. I just wish I could've been on one of their concerts, I've heard they were pretty fucked up on stage. Wow.

[maloney44]

I love this song because Satan IS real, and he rocks IIRC

[BloodNorseGods]

I don't see how this is comedy, maybe to you apartment dwellers it's funny, Jude

[jackal198666]

@BloodNorseGods Lol

[keepingitreal15]

Funny behind song.

[apacolipps]

These guys were obviously hard-core. Can't believe Charlie just passed; we recently discovered one of their LPs amongst our inherited vinyl collection. Like this a lot

[diddykongfu]

TROLOLOLOL

[ybrik222]

@diddykongfu

What does this have to do with trollolol?

[JW32584]

I'm NOT Religous with anything specific, At All.... Yet I Love this song!

[6cameleon9]

ROTFLMAO! WTF? 

[snaficymd]

R.I.P. Charlie! Loved your presence, generosity of spirit, and gonzo wit.

I wish I could shake your hand again.

Seph Naficy

[curbstompoioioi]

RIP CHARLIE. Sad day for country music.

[12Zwolf]

; Rest in peace, Charlie Louvin.

[RedCrayon45]

RIP charlie louvin, you were one of the best musicians out there!

[jgochoco]

Mama used to Rock me to sleep singing this tune whenever I saw the boogeyman and was frightened. She'd tell me there's no such thing as the boogeyman, it was probably just Satan under your bed.

[kmc56]

@jgochoco That's hilarious!

[hamburgerrundfunk]

it's almost sweet. i could envise an Ozzy cover of the song lol

[jelswick2]

If I were to suggest that people do good deeds, love one another, be a good steward of resources, and generally live a good life and do right by your fellow man, but didn't say "because God wants us to", would it be crazy talk? Or would it simply be a pretty good way to approach life?

[Ccs1989]

Little red man with a pitchfork. Yup, that totally exists.

[TheOriginalShredneck]

Good to know I'm not responsible for my actions, it's satan.

[smilesynchronized]

I didnt realize finding some way to harness your moral compass was absurd. interesting.

[Wodanaz]

Ah, a great Satanic hymn!

[MrDarkbloom]

Satan isn't real, of course. That's just silly. But this is great music!!!

[yvettefoto]

I was an atheist until a green man in a white robe appeared right in front of me when I was young. I couldn't see through him and he wouldn't stop looking at me. He crawls around my body 24/7. No pills help other than Heroin. I can see that might be a trap as well. I thought because he was an angel he would help me, us, and my family. But no, he singled me out and tortures me every day! There's nothing I can do about it but suffer or commit suicide. I hate him too much to let him laugh last!!!

[yvettefoto]

Satan is a very real person. They are usually invisible but will occasionally appear to people when they're alone to torture the living shit out of them while everybody else makes stupid jokes. Call me crazy after you have explored the rest of the stars and planets. We are not alone. I don't know if these guys evolved in space or if they were somehow created, when demons attack you "God" is absolutely no help at all. Haldol will come into your life not love! Doctors think its all hallucinations.

[LcfPuritania666]

wna hear sumthing messed up? Jesu was killed by a JEW on that cross by a spear right? the spear of destiny, now Hitler gained that in his time and killed Jews.... was Hitler bad or did he avenge Jesu's Death? LAGEIHM!!!!

[calimarishefebeash]

What that little old man calls Satan, the rest of us call booze.

[MegaAzazel666]

IF YOUR A CHRISTIAN GO THROW YOUR SELF OF A FUCKING BRIDGE YOU HYPOCRITES I WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR BIBLE WHEN I RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER

[flcl7471]

@MegaAzazel666 hahaha.... Who the fuck are you.

[Hoganx90]

@MegaAzazel666 People like this illiterate inbred that makes me ashamed to be an atheist. Sorry Christian guys, not all of us are this dumb =/

[MegaAzazel666]

What ever happened to god loves all that's not true if he hates homosexuals an the KKK they claim that they do what they do for God Burning a cross is UNHOLY hanging Black people from trees is UNHOLY all i see is dickheads wearing bedsheets

[MegaAzazel666]

So it's apparent that god hates Homosexuals he throws people into the depths of hell for not accepting Jesus Catholic Priests molest children if you ever go into the GHETTO of America you'll see Gang members wearing a Crucifix around there necks an while that Crucifix is around there necks there Engaging in unholy acts such as Murder Rape Drug Dealing

[MegaAzazel666]

There's no such thing as burning in hell you idiots ...an you so called Christians yous are no better than Satan himself you's think yous are doing holy acts but really there unholy look at all the deaths in the name of god..yous believe it's ok to put the wicked to death in America they still hold the death sentence which is breaking the commandments THY SHALL NOT KILL Christians are against Gay Marriages an against gay People that is called HATE

[MrFogeyblue]

I love this record - it shows the absurdity of believing in magic entities - "God" and "Satan" and not taking responsibility for your own actions. The singing is good, too.

[iVenge]

@MrFogeyblue Necks are as superstitious as children, only their ignorance stems from will, not from lack of experience or ability. A cursory look at the history of Jesus and the context in which that story developed will show to any able mind how untenable it is. Not to mention that the basic model story of a man born to a virgin, sacrificed and resurrected is *much* older (i.e. by centuries) than the story of Jesus.

[setorlosebagsp]

@iVenge, Bible prophesy proves its authenticity.. no other religious book even attempts to prophesy... no other religion has a risen saviour... The bible is absolutely the authoritative word of GOD...GOD reveals HIMSELF to me everyday.. creation...The word of GOD has changed me so much...I was a selfish uncaring sinner..on my wat to hell..thank GOD HE chose me to salvation I'm praying for the so called unbelievers on here..but, deep down they know the bible is true..

[setorlosebagsp]

@iVenge

[setorlosebagsp]

@MrFogey...Bible prophesy proves its authenticity...no other religious book has prophesy...or a risen saviour...creation proclaims GODS handywork...DNA proves creation...You should study bible prophesy it will make you a believer if GOD hasnt turned you over to a reprobate...GOD will forgive call on HIM while you still can...but HE has to call you... or you are damned..

[jossman25]

@setorlosebagsp Except Jesus did not fulfill the prophecies of the old testament, which is the very reason why the jews reject him. How does DNA prove that life was created by the Christian god?

[oakaziz]

My dad had this record many years ago, I remember that cover like it was yesterday. This is almost like a flash back.

[Arbow1986]

That is in alot of ways the best album cover I've ever seen

[mohansen11]

@Arbow1986 The cover was quite controversial, and something they were famous for in their day.

[Israel5535]

The bible is real even though it has been corrupted. Go to my site and click on "eleven stars twelve stars seven stars in the bible found." pics in video are real and I have the negs. Pics do not do justice to the awesome vision I and two others witnessed.

[calimarishefebeash]

6 people so far don't think Satan is real !

[SuperMibMasters]

Mike Adkins: Thank You For The Dove

[valarmorr2]

Born Ira and Charlie Loudermilk from the Alabama Appalachians... according to Gram Parsons biographer David N. Meyer

[jjkcharlie]

It has become apparent that people do not understand certain ideas, and look at them as country or backwoods. These types do not understand the complexities that are involved in fellowships they themselves do not attend.

[lizazoon]

Satan is as real as Fred Flintstone.

[ZeeKat]

Pretty neat song, rap part in the middle is sorta tedious though. Can't wait for the Pig Destroyer split.

[MyArtSchool]

I LOVE IT! thx 4 post this song ^__^

[NoRulesInNam]

I'm no Christian, but I can appreciate this.

[iamphilspector]

Blimey! and I thought he was just made up. Looks like I'd better convert to Christianity pretty damn quick!

[bluedevil28666]

BTW I love the lord and the lord loves me. I know my name may suggest otherwise, but the truth is I love the Duke Blue Devils, and the end is my zip lol..

[wtcultra]

Songs Of All Times,

JSURE2