My new religion

[rezer011]

I sent myself here because I'm a boss.

[bluespoka]

..

[MXClover]

And his banana-y goodness was spread throughout the land. The Rich, The Poor and The Sad rejoiced, for he rained potassium on all.

[TheLazalantin]

Thats realistic against the old Testament.

[tejagamemaker]

RWJ sent me here

[blobloblo6]

@tejagamemaker We don't give a shit.

[tejagamemaker]

@blobloblo6 who is telling you to give shit....RWJ fans give s shit but ......so cant help u....

[norwegiantechnolover]

Hail the new messias!

[GlassGums]

press 4 repeatedly to see what you do before you cry yourself to sleep at night. ^_^

[OperationBloodMask]

What the watch did I just fuck?

[above4ever]

I just had a banana

thank god it wasn't dole... i think...

[KonataStar00]

His laugh XD

[66tony1]

what the

[Cereghini]

Good Lord, even if this was in English so that I could understand it, it STILL wouldn't make any sense. I don't know what these people were smoking when they came up with this, but it's still hilarious.

[ltsmash99]

This is advertising at its finest.

[TheWatzitooya]

11 people can't shoot bananas out of their noses than levitate away...

[rolingpingu]

[insert funny joke about japanese and nukes here]

[TheWatzitooya]

This commercial would do just as well in America as in Japan...

[darkice60000]

whoever made this commercial is on drugs

whoever approved this commercial is on twice as much drugs

[TheWatzitooya]

Why does he float off?

[MrLc1888]

This video is crazy.lol really funny,but wot were the japanese smokin to cm up with it total mindfuck but still brilliant :)

[MrLc1888]

This video is crazy.lol really funny,but wot were the japanese smokin to cm up with it total mindfuck but still brilliant :)

[BlueChestnutz]

DOLE BANANANANANANANANAS!

[x0xave]

I don't understand.....

[TheIssue26]

They should play this during the next SuperBowl as a joke!

[box8ball]

thumbs up if you saw =3 and looked this video up

[jonthebloxer]

this just might be the best video on youtube

[xoxspicygurlxox]

Someones been doing too many shrooms

[mecrunus]

Best superhero evar!

[elfgurl17]

this makes me wana cry in parks so that banana man can come shoot magical anti depressant fruit out of his nose for me

[elfgurl17]

this makes me wana cry in parks so that banana man can come shoot magical anti depressant fruit out of his nose for me

[balrogen11]

RayWilliamJohnson have this one in one of his videos. Everyone who either go visit or likes Ray, press "like" on this comment

Thanks ^_^

[JudgeDredd4]

@balrogen11 What was the name of the episode? send it to me.

[BrittleThorn]

@JudgeDredd4 It's called "Gay Insect" It's one of his newer ones.

[balrogen11]

@JudgeDredd4 It was: GAY BUG. First, it is of a huge bug(real), after that it is dole bananas, and after that, it's a little girl that finds and plays with a dead squrel.

Have fun. Oh, na done other thing before i forget it. Another japanese commercial with spongebob in mc.donalds happy meal. Kids freak out about it. Check it out: Songe bobble

Have a good day

[AbbeFisk]

HAHA DU E SVENSK!!!!

[Brickstudios12]

@AbbeFisk Yay sverige! :D

[RAY11HOUSE]

RWJ brought me here

[xXxMMORPGxXx]

RAY BOUGHT ME HERE.

[RandomEuropeanKid]

@xXxMMORPGxXx

GET OUT!

[domdomrys]

read the tags......

[ChrillisTheKacheek]

i wouldnt be suprised if he shit bananas out his ass either

[00mudcat]

hmmm. interesting..

[elfgurl17]

i wish he shot bananas out of his nose for meeeeee

[elfgurl17]

this vid makes me wana cry in parks so that banana man can come shoot fruit out of his nose for me

[ShabbyBurrito]

i wouldnt be surprised if he shot bananas out his ass -___-

[skate3745]

Those bananas aren't tasty right?

[PsychoLegoMan]

I shoot yellow shaped things from my nose when I have a flu and they ain't bananas...

[AutumnMystry]

LULZ! Hilarious, especially when he flies away at the end. XD

[firehide]

hahahahahaha BANANA MAN!



[IDaCashman]

And I thought BlazikenMaster believed some odd shit.

[kristen139k]

But who'd eat bananas now!?

[kristen139k]

Gay bug type it in if I no u [;

[12345Smulan]

WTF is this for crap

[PeaceTeaMan]

Well... The propaganda worked. I want some bannanas!

[Thatsspirit]

da fuck is this LOLOLOL

[RogueSahara]

10 people weren't visited by Dole Man

[maker534]

WTF

[Samuraii17]

... I...

I... jizzed... OUT BANANAS FROM MY NOSE. *flap my hands and fly away*

[WaffelWollust]

This is so wrong, in so many ways, on so many levels.

The sad part is, it's also the best commercial I've ever seen.

[xTheDeathSaintx]

never in my life have i seen a banana commercial. and GWEN STEFANI DOES NOT COUNT

[gadgetgirl23]

i have worshiped this ad for a long time now..MAAAAAAN I NEED A BANANA!! NOOOOOOW! XD

[oldenoughgold]

Now THAT was an advertisement! Now, who's up for bananas? 

[hippigod]

Japan makes stupidest commercials. That's the truth. 

[DementedPuupy]

WTF?! XD

[stephykinsthewolf]

that was awesome XD

[mstevens182]

hahaha he flys!!!!!! the power of bananas compels you...

[SilchoProductions91]

lol xD

[habueris]

I can never unsee this. Not that I ever, EVER want to.

[MWigandr]

BANANAOHITA - DABONONO!

[Valdekam]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD

[wintersun234]

When you call the banana, being the DOLE man coercive or, vigor you and her who are decided as for the banana which we would like to attach growing, the [ru] [aiamu] DOLE man

I yahoo translated it o.O

[sakkathegreat]

@wintersun234 A [really crappy] translation of it would be:

Call out "Banana"

Is Dole Man overbearing? You decide!

Cheer up the woman by growing a banana.

I AM DOLE MAN

Honestly, the song doesn't make any sense to me, but then again, I've only lived/studied in Japan for 4 months so far :P Hopefully someone else will come along and translate that better.

[sakkathegreat]

Lyrics time, so people can finally understand and sing along with our Saviour: バナナと言ったら DOLE マン 強引ですか 決めました 君や彼女を元気づけたくて バナナは生えてる アイアムDOLEマン！ Banana to ittara Dole man Gouin desu ka Kimemashita Kimi ya kanojo wo genki dzuketakute Banana wa haeteru I am dole man!

[Airwar405]

whats that, gwen stafani? you were RIGHT? this shit IS bananas!

[Brenanaification]

10 silly buggers missed the like button with their banana hand-guns

[mrsnailguy]

good job japan. now u need da banana fone

[mrsnailguy]

give me thumbs up if you think this could be the new rick roll

[DontGoInThere]

Never change Japan, never change for anybody.

[BoredMind101]

omg this is beyond the greatest asian commerical for bananas

[theorigamimagic]

@BoredMind101 Japanese i dont think asians are bald

[ONExxthe]

hes like a super sayan banana man...O-o.... destructo banana..

[Poporine]

dole sure knows how to aPEEL to the japanese

[AppleCollar]

ok i thought this was just another stupid japanese add but when the banana guy was flying away i felt as if i were paralized from the neck down.... thats some scarey sh!t o.o

[MetroidTixer]

@Spicymon That comment made my Friday! xD

[mamaseeter]

@Spicymon ...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[stereonut001]

WHAT IS THIS

I DON'T EVEN

[MetroidTixer]

@stereonut001 Somebody had to say it.

[KeiraD10]

Man, I wish this commercial played in Canada.

Whenever this would come on, I would bow down to the TV and praise the almighty Dole Man.

[TheTyrantDragon]

Personally, I wouldn't want to eat bananas shot out of someone's nose, but then, that's just me.

[ypdaras]

What on earth did I just witness?

[berserkley]

Banana na, Banana na! Hey hey hey, goodbye...

[Arexsis]

0:06

WHIMSICAL FACE IS WHIMSICAL

[MiscymLibera]

WTF

[jawillroy]

That is seven holy different types of awesome.

[Naproxenum]

I like the title

[godofwar007]

so dole targets 5 year olds in Japan? seriously, this is so juvenile and immature.

[Shintenpu]

That guy was in fresco!!

[Craigthepope]

I'm so glad Japan didn't win the war.

[GRNoam]

sounds like Trey Parker

[TheDoomBunny]

I don't want to eat bananas anymore. XD

[DeathSlayer2]

Praise Cheesus!

[youman1996]

Sweeeeeet. B]

[Wechrr]

Most awesome thing in ages

[sopsterrr]

FUCK YEEEEAH

[overlordtank]

so this is what happens to the monopolie guy if he gets bankrupt

[xxLoveless21xx]

That was creep and cool as hell.

[carcrash714]

he's a witch,  burn him!

[imagnome1]

Epic comment is epic.

[ironxcrosss]

what.....the.....fuck....O_O

[ChunkeeNoodleSoup]

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT!!!!

[Dreadknux]

AI AMU DORU-MAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[FeliciaSC]

What the hell :D

[heissler18]

ummm

what was that?

[Blazeion]

epictation

[Daithiwolf]

wat

[josqo]

AHAHAHA !!!! DOOOOOOLEUUUUUU !

[xMarkuzx]

WAAAHAAAA

[STANTL3R]

him and the almighty raptor Jesus shall rule teh wurld

[Theboomdoctor]

how dare you forget his noodlyness!!!! you shall burn in the lukewarm pits marinara sauce!!!

[DracoReincarnated]

Epic.

We should all pray to him for good health and a good supply of potassium.

[jarrydisapooface]

I just saw god...AND LOVED HIM!

[MetroidTixer]

...

What the Fuck?

[RealityGameWorld]

im bullshiting

[Veraeikon]

ok. this is weird

[steve420]

If i was women i would have his babies

[nspirida]

kick ass!!!!!!!

[im50yearsold]

HA HA HA HA

[Anderie88]

I can't stop watching it!

[carsonmatier]

The Father, The Son, and the Holy Nana, Yay, let his yellow goodness shine potassium filled faith upon us. For only he may deliver us from bondage the eternal glory of the Holy Banana Plantion in hondorus

[UnluckyGambler]

people, will you stop praising false idols? please, save your souls, accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the true creator of the universe, so that you may join us in heaven after death, and enjoy the beer volcanoes and the wonderful stripper factory.

May His noodly appendage touch you too,

Ramen.

[StupidAnimeDude]

indeed sir. but who says that Banana Man isn't one of FSM's messengers? Perhaps he is.

May his noodly appendage grace your soul.

[natedogcool]

And on the third day, Banana Man did shoot bananas from his nose; and he beheld and saw that it was good.

[kingdark7monkeys]

LOL

[dGunnarb]

Ba Na Na!!!