Random Kenneth Parcell Quotes

[peaceLUVbarbies]

i am seriously in love with kenneth! haha:)

[myalternative]

Haha, I've not seen the Gold Case episode... but that looks amazing! I love Kenneth.

[silverfuck]

The Seinfeld bit always cracks me up

[FuTuRaMaL3v3r]

OH GOD IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kakuoteyalu]

Oh my gosh, the Seinfeld bit was soooooo frikin hilarious.

[DJandManaphy]

Kennith is soooo cute!!!!!!! <33333 Squueeee! I have a huge crush on him!

[515sbest]

He is GAYe

[mysnisawesummm]

There are sooo much better quotes to choose from but they might be the more recent ones.

[alex65213]

tweety...

[ImNotThere100]

Two years ago? This video needs to be updated, stat. In two years Kenneth has been promoted from a funny supporting player to the MVP. get a part two, goddamn it!

[gbaby11930]

Oh I've got an idea for a show called 'Doctors', about Richard Doctor, who's a piano player.

[partygirl209]

Kenneth's epic!!

[Mysims1o1]

Kenneth is funny!!!

Jack Donagy is also funny.

Liz roxs the show!!!

Tracy si funny AND weird.

Jenna is kinda stupid.

Cerrie is eye candy. O_O for boys.

I luv 30 rock so much I want to take behind a middle skool and get it pregnant.

(lol)

[locsaretheshit]

I'm probably gonna be thumbs down for saying this but; honestly - none of these quotes are funny.

[frankovich213]

@locsaretheshit Holy shit dude you're right. I just re-watched the video and hardly any of these lines are funny at all.

I guess in all fairness the title is 'Random Kenneth Parcel Quotes'. It doesn't really claim to be funny.

[falloutgirl619916]

I LOVE Kenneth!

He's so hilarious!!

[gingerdaddy25]

i watched the moms episode season 4 last night i sky plussed it weeks ago i laughed my self to tears when he started to dance and sing to jack;s mom "the fiddles in the stream and the frogs in the kitchen""im sorry thats not even a song you make me very nervous" oh i roared with laughter cant find a clip of it though . 30 rock is just pure funny

[MillyDeex]

if i die, will you take care of my birds? :]

[tristanauspride]

coke haha

[irman925]

0:52 ftw

[TheGreatYellow]

0:03 & 0:09 were hilarious, but I feel that the background music is unessecary.

[TC10284]

test

[kirafringerecaps]

LOL. I LOVE KENNETH.

[Clarkofkrypton]

i love the part where liz slaps him

[MKB997]

0:40 win!

[whateevs]

which episode # is the one where he's addicted to coffee? i love that one haha

[odioelinternet]

"My wall street days" LOL!

[superstereogirl]

He's such a great actor.

[bballet12]

jack donaghy: go to hell kenneth!

kenneth: no thank you! *smile*

LOL love him

[Herfdurf]

LOL "lure people into the basement to buy twenty dollar salads"

[chinchillamelee]

i luv him fav character

[fairgrey]

"oooh God it hurtsss!!" LMAO

kenneth is my favorite character in 30 Rock

[CAMERO202]

Oh no when I get upset my accent come out and when it git to comin out, i can't git to talkin nu-uh

for some reason that is my favorite line and I say it randomly with a weird southern accent. God this show is 2 much

[1000jamesk]

Me too!

[FilMarck]

One of the most funniest characters in 30 Rock. But gotta love Liz Lemon she's awesome.

[BADRANG8700]

my favourite is in season three, when they showed that he sees everyone as muppetsXD made me lol for an hour afterwards

[heydoode]

aww you didn't get "I'm a sex person!" hahaha :P

[EliraSTAR1]

lol jerry: 'really?'

[samuraichikx]

"science was my favorite subject! especially the old testament!" xD

[lilsuwatch]

who wants coffee!

[maladroitmortal]

i love kenneth

[SERTYG]

My favortie (not in teh vid):

"Global warming, sir? That's just a bunch of scientist talk!"

[curlycaity]

I've only watched one episode and he's already my fave character

[JustPhilNY]

I was pretty addicted to coke back in my Wall Street days.

[Hankystar]

You seriously don't know who John McEnroe is?

[fsnaqvi0]

"ooh will he be mad when you give them back" is my favorite part hahahaha

[heybofe]

What is the title of the song playing here???

[urbangirl911]

kenneth is my favorite

0:52-0:56

1:40

[AntiYellowCult]

just got off the phone with somebody who talks like him.... that wasn't a boring 2 hours phone conversation at all xD

[halfacig]

Were you talking to my ex boyfriend? lol

[dbsl87]

wow that WAS random lol

i recommend episode 16 an 17 from season 3

much funnier Kenneth moments:)

[kingtothis]

Oh gosh when they showed that Kenneth sees everyone as muppets (:

And how jack sees everything with its price and Kenneth was only 7 dollars

[gemmarealmilka]

this episode is priceless :D

[marilyndarko]

LOL yes!

[EllyWestaway]

"There all like kill whitey, and I'm like who do you think you are alcohol?"

The writing on this show is phenomenal

[miamiwax]

the funniest shit was when he gets mad and busts out the full southern accent

[MichiganBazookaJoe]

Kenneth is the Ralph Wiggum of 30 rock!

[vanthie]

omg, I love kenneth!!!

[shiniee]

I wish I had a friend like kenneth.

[Remington61189]

everyone shoud have a freind like him

[michellethehawtie]

Well frankly, Ladonika, you have not been rull helpful.

[michellethehawtie]

i love kenneth ellen parcell :)

[idicula1979]

This is the funniest shew EVER with the funniesy characters EVER! And for Jerry Seinfeld to guest stat on this show and sort of a passing of the Torch was a nice touch.

[AndrewSigwart]

What a great character!

[footballetienne]

so funny !!

should have put the one where kenneth's worried about tracy and says " when my accent come out ..." in a strange jamaican voice/ southern voice

[andrewjax]

hehe, my real name is Kenneth

[hippiebutnot]

Can I keep Kenneth?! Is that allowable?

[peaceloovehopefaith]

HAHHA!

"i used to be pretty addicted to coke back in my wallstreet days"

& the scene after that! hahahaha

[Cheerios34567]

Where did you get this song? Is it on iTunes? Please, tell me where to get it!

[ToManyPhones]

It's played over the end credits of The Fighting Irish episode of 30 Rock : )

[Cheerios34567]

I know, but I was wondering if there was some way I could download it.

[luvnitanita]

just install realplayer, then you can download videos only you need the realplayer to play it too...

[TheZenquotes]

Great quotes :)

[WillBraden]

the Seinfeld elevator bit literally made me spit up my soda when I first saw it...he does it so perfectly!

[legatoblue217]

How is it that everything Jack McBrayer says is hilarious?

[berboma]

because he is perfect.

[wildredrose99]

LOL @ Kenneth's face when Liz slaps him!!!! oh i love it!

[30RockFan1]

I LOVED how you used the Donaghy Theme during the whole video.... I think that was a good idea. :)

[WaldoJeffers25]

My favorite scene with Kenneth is in my favorite episode - Funcooker - when he comes up with the idea: 'That's neat! A little microwave oven. So it's kinda like a funcooker'.

His expression, his body language, his smile, the words, amazing. Sums Kenneth perfectly!

Absolutely love this show

[ToManyPhones]

Haha, and at the end:

"Here comes my funcooker!!!" - Tracy

"Did he just say funcooker!?" - Jack

"Ohhhh, that's where I heard that..." - Kenneth

Kenneth is hilarious.

[chiyuchan101]

@WaldoJeffers25 yes! that's my favorite episode! i also love the episode where he gets tracy to eat his vegetables! (idk if it's the same :)

[magicturtle68]

lol i love the seinfeld part

[jlam000]

seinfeld's like.... really?

[TylerFialkowski18]

lol Kenneth is awesome. In my top 3 favorites in the show with Jack and Tracy!

[ummm78]

"i saw you steal my sink"

that's 2nd favorite quote of that show

1st: "LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK." -tracy

[molz505]

WHO WANTS COFFEE?

[Mudhooks]

"Tweety!"

[LennonRealLove]

I love Kenneth. He is my favourite character.

[EtienneJolie]

Where did you find the song in the background? What's its name and who's it by, Jeff Richmond?

Thanks.

[ToManyPhones]

It's by Jeff Richmond. It's the music that gets played over the end credits in the episode The Fighting Irish.

[EtienneJolie]

Cool. Can I find it anywhere?! :^o

[ToManyPhones]

I just sent you a link.

[AcademyAwardsGirl]

He's the male equivalent of Mary Cherry from Popular.

[giuliettonzola]

noo he's so much better than her!!

[kennethRH]

Imba name :P

[kingcaesar5]

gold case, fucking hilarious

[rr1986]

in which episode does kenneth gets so nervous he tries to drink water with a shaking hand and the water goes everywhere??

[ToManyPhones]

Season 2 Episode 2 Jack Gets In The Game

[kittyrocker08]

you're missing his best quote where he says that he doesn't drink hot things because they're "the devil's temperature"....omg i laughed so hard when i heard that...

[HedgehogEmoness]

I'm a lot like Kenneth...is that bad? :p

[hyperdoodledesu]

ROFL

"OH GOD IT HURTS!!!" (what episode was that from?)

[ToManyPhones]

Season 2 episode 4 ROsemary's Baby

[lenalena111]

hahahahaha kenneth is hilarious. he is just so adorable. i love the way he talks and his facial expressions.

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH KENNETH PARCEL

[mmnessa]

I was looking for "is spongebob squarepants suppoused to be (voice drops to a whisper) terrifying???" it's one of the funniest kenneth quotes Ive heard

[lenalena111]

hahahaha i heard that one

[dragonstorm83]

whoa, i need to watch that show.

[runisunke]

O shit for a second i thought it was Bobby Jindal

[qbak22]

Tina Fey is like Sarah Palin and Gov Jindal is like Kenneth. Seems like the republican party can start its own sit com prett soon.

[jparso3]

and Tracy Morgan is Steel

[ToManyPhones]

Alec Baldwin is Rush.

Jane Krakowski is Cindy McCain.

[ProserpinaFC]

Kenny Jindal!!!

The Republicans might as well just give NBC/SNL gold bars shaped as peacocks.

I completely approve of this actor doing blackface to play Bobby Jindal. It'll be much better than that guy playing Obama...

[TheWiseCommenter]

dd he play the nerd in mariah carey's "touch my body" video?

[velocity246]

yeah he did!

[spbaby16]

hhaah yeah

[lenalena111]

I LOVE KENNETH <3

[Opperelaine]

OMG Bobby Jindal....."My dad took me to the grocery store"

Who gives a fuck dude!!!

in the words of Apu of the Kwiki Mart

"Thank you come again"

he looks and sounds like this guy Hahahah

[Stevenio]

Jindal is like the biggest dork on this planet, I was laughing through his whole speech.

[alwaysinseason]

I love Kenneth!!!! I want to bear his children!

[indianluvsguitar]

haha tweetie!!!

[CherryIce1114]

Will Kenneth appear on SNL now?

[abishopobispo]

Jindal's inspiration indeed!

[FranklyMisterShankly]

Golly-gee-willikers! It's Bobby Jindal!

[F33bs]

Oh God! It's Jindal Junior!

[adreamarace]

OMG! Bobby Jindal!

[jp216purkis]

30 rock is a treasure trove for republican impressionists.

[velocity246]

It's Bobby Jindal!!!!

[lumpagogo]

There is zero resemblance.

[melirose89]

omg they need Tina Fey and this guy Jack McBrayer to play Palin and Bobby Jindal on SNL this weekend. this is sooo hilarious! the republicans are totally modeling their cast of characters on the characters from 30 Rock haha

[MamoDad]

It's a white-boy Bobby Jindal! booya

[DCchild1989]

He really does sound like Jindal!!

[yabrau]

you know, bobby jindal, is very much like him, without the talent.

[hashmander]

ahhaaha oh my god that's so dead on.

[ToManyPhones]

What is it with 30 Rock actors looking like Republicans? I mean, Tina=Palin (Only Tina is much better)...

[WikkerTail]

Golly, he's cute. :D

[utubeisdbomb89]

'ur last name is weird' LOL

[CAMERO202]

After seeing the Seinfeld part of that episode I do that every time someone says hi to me instead of saying hi back. Only to my friends cause if I did it to random people they would think im crazy. and end rant

[TheRealEvilDead666]

lol high five not now...classic

[iloveazamat]

kenneth**

LOL

[iloveazamat]

i love kevin.

but i feel so bad for him sometimes :

[PDXCHawk]

Great comp.  You know what we've never done before Grizz? Fight each other!

[anything4what]

Haha the 'Wall Street' reference made me laugh out loud. Haha we watched it in my economics class :)

[ToManyPhones]

Kenneth should've worked for Frannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

[Aruthy]

high five!!.. not now :)

omg i love kenneth!

[LiekeFeet]

at 1.37 he looks psycho xD

he maked me laugh..

[JackMcFarlandFan1]

lol. I've never gotten to see this show but I want to ):

[eddusfledermaus]

I love Kenneth, even if he is the worst gay bait ever.

[doobiesmoke15]

What does that mean?

[eddusfledermaus]

Jack calls Kenneth "the worst gay bait ever" after he fails to seduce Devon Banks.

[qbak22]

its a reference to one of the episodes I believe :)

[ClaudiaElla44]

o god i think hes my hero, he like plays the same character in everything i see him in,but its SO funny!

[chituing]

im so in love with kenneetth parcelll

[Pod2696]

My favorite Kenneth line is "hot liquids are the Devil's temperature" in the coffee addiction episode.

[LitesCameraAction09]

nice

you have to like kenneth...

[behindhzleyes18]

The one where he's talking to his mom over the phone/ the "Halloween Decoration" had me laughing.

Ooh, and the scene after Kenneth's party in Jack's office was HILARIOUS! "Mr. Hornberger, I would thank you to pick up your wife."

[zhangxingyi]

why was john mcenroe there at 1:00?

[metallicslayer]

he was the host of the show kenneth pitched "gold case", about finding the gold bars in the suitcase in which everyone wins because the briefcase are so heavy the model give it away...the show is immediately canceled....kenneth is the best!!!

[bulgarianmimi]

i can't hear what he's saying when he sees his jacket burn? help :)

[Bumpers825]

"OH OH GOD IT HURTS!"

[jentn0308]

Oh, God it hurts! lol

[stillpunk88]

these are good, but there are a lot better quotes

[bulgarianmimi]

true, including "SON OF A ... married couple!"

[lemonnne]

Yeah, like "I don't believe in hypothetical situations, it's like lying to your brain."

[ToManyPhones]

That's one of my favourite's but the video was made way before that episode was even filmed.

[lemonnne]

Well that explains it then!

[treazon6]

the best scene he does was right after the intro to this video where he goes into the seedy chinatown place and gets nervous and asks a million questions... "so what cell phone provider do you use?" nhahahaah

[thegoodfella1]

kenneth is so funny

[imafunnyperson]

"They keep yelling "kill whitey" and I'm like "what do you think you are? Alcohol?"