Commonwealth Bank ad, Cricket (parts 1 & 2)

[ciscokid1970]

FUNNY as hell.

"cricket ...watch us stand"

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Not just america...most of the athletic world...has NO respect for cricket.

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Everyone knows cricket is boring as hell, really how can a freaking game justify all day to play, much less games that span multiple days.

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Cricket has what has to be the most pathetic athletes on the planet, it requires no strength, no speed, no skill, no size.

Cricket requires only the ability not to kill yourself out of boredom while standing for hours.

[ajeshnag]

@ciscokid1970 Did you even get that this was an ad and those were Australian cricketers? If Americans don't get cricket ads, no wonder they don't understand the game itself.

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 part 1 strength ) a cricket batter needs to hit a ball 1/4 a kilometer (250 meters ti hit a boundary ) a yank cant hit a cricket ball even 3 meters

part 2) cricket needs the most skill and speed in all sports, thier fielders have to hit a fucking hard ball traveling at 140 KMH with bare fucking hands by diving yeah that just fucks glove wearing yanks up, and just so you know yank no one except your country in the world plays cricket, also in the FIFA wc cricket ads are prominent

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

ohhh you are so full of crap. you almost never see a cricket ball even get off the ground when it is hit. 140kmh and 250m...you are so full of bullshit stories.

Every crappy cricket match I ever saw the ball bounces slow enough for a 8 year old to catch it and rarely ever makes it past the in fielders.

cricket sucks and the people who play it are the most pathetic athletes in the world.

Try comparing them to olympic athlete or rugby player

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 lol kid , your the one full of crap because people from america are not allowed, youre even worse than the dmaned convicts, fucking protestant, in the war we had with you you lost yep but we didnt want your state, we wanted places which actually made us money, like Hong Kong haha

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

Are you drunk? Or just retarded?

what kind of stupid babbling are you saying?

convicts?

protestants?

lost what war?

cricket still sucks...pathetic sport for pathetic athletes from pathetic counties

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 next nobody in the world except america and japs play baseball pathetic as it is both countries together lack skill and depend on the SASfor military training, and about athletes, cricket has regular grounds filled with 20,000 baseball ohh i dont think so what does it have 62,000 as its world record (yess i searched it up) and in cricket the most viewers at groumnd was in 2005 ashes 192,385 people just behind soccer, also why is cricket so unpopular if its the2nd most popular sport

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

you babble like an idiot who is drunk and can not find his cardboard box to sleep in.

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I am not even sure what you looked up.

But what the hell are you saying about sas training ?

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yes there are a lot of inbred pathetic people in india, pakistan and other shit smelling countries that gather around a tiny telivision to watch crappy cricket

...but once you leave those countries all they do is LAUGH at cricket.

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 my ass mate, fuck that we got south africa, England, Ireland, Australia, West Indies ( all those countries near cuba, FYI stupid yank), Pakistan ( the country which houses bin laden yet your so called special forces cant find), India ( the place with poor people meaning even poor peoplecan play cricket), New Zealand, and Canada (your superior neighbor)

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

You mention like 9 counties...yet your stupid ass profile says you live in the USA?

soo....what is it you are some patheic import living in MY COUNTRY, USA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE DAMN WORLD!!!

or are you some piece of shit hater living in some 3rd world toilet?

either way

cricket sucks

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

ha ha ha

"cheat on women...on the internet"

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The best you can do is beat off to naked women on the internet...you are a pathetic looser.

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I bet the only naked woman you have seen in real life is your mother when you peeked thru the keyhole.

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cricket sucks

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

couple of other things...

Why would you act like an American who hates baseball?

That is stupid

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Why not just be pathetic, smelly, wimpy, gunga-din bastard who hates American baseball?

you know...be yourself.

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cricket sucks

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 ill be myself and i am muself but you arent yourself are you your dad fucked your daughter yesterday mate, just so you know baseball sucks and i dont have to space my fucking words every 2 letters

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

"i am muself" really got a grip on that language skill don't you? NOT

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well I heard you't dad fucked a sheep and had you. baahhhh

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guess what....cricket still SUCKS!!!!

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 unlike you while typing in a video in youtube, i dont look right at comment boxes, next yanks have an inferiority complex but i cant blame you damn wankers, because youy fuckers think people from wales fuck sheeps, for it to be possible to fuck sheeps, you yanks certainly must have tried it, some irish wankers probably sucked your dick

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970

1775 yank got killed

1812 yank got molested

1915 joined a war when we were winning

1943 suffered more casualties than us who got bombed

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

wow you really are some stupid leprachaun half breed.

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Funny even the history books in germany aknowledge that If the USA had not helped in WW2 your ass may be speaking german.

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Not sure about your ass since you claim to be irish...not sure the germans would have wanted ireland

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And you already know WE USA kicket the uks ass twice 1776 and again in 1812.

Proof that USA won...is that we are a independent country...no brits on our money.

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 history boks in Germany?, well nobody gives half shit about Nazi textbooks, or brainwashed American textbooks from West Germany

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 Im from Wales get it, W A L E S , yeah thats not ireland i just live there

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

ohh crap you are a whaley!

that explains the complete inferiority complex that your pathetic ass has, which I hear is a requisite for playing the crappy game of cricket.

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Ohh man you must sit in your basement beating off to sheep pictures because you have no Irish friends and the only sport you can play if fucking cricket.

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You know it....cricket still sucks!!!!

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 First of all even your fucking history text books(no the ones from texas(all over us) the ones from california(that state only)) acknowledge the fact that U.K left the war of 1775 because they realized fighting Yanks was useless because they were just wasting money fucking your arse. Next in 1812 the war was not one by the U.S it resulted in a british victoryyou lost 600,000 we lost 85,000

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

funny...what kind of retard are you...nobody leaves a war unless they LOOSE.

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Ohh and it is not even your country...you are some piece of shit sheep humping welsh.

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Back to the point, a young country of farmers and peasants beat the living crap out of the brits. Ohh I assure you the brits wanted the USA.

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Seriously stupid...look things up...600k did you pull that out of your sheeps ass?

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casualties were below 5,000 for both sides. BUT WE WON, uks left

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 you lost 450,000 militia yanks we lost none, and we are Brits, also yank land is not a country, is more of a fairy land wherew people who cant add 1+1 live

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

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you must be some serious pathetic piece of shit.

You live in your parents basement.

You have no girl friends except for the "online ladies" you chat with.

You watch cricket when no one on any of your islands gives a shit.

Ohh and you are a waley living in ireland...you must get your ass kicked on a daily basis.

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cricket still sucks...you swallow and beg for more

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970

A) I have a gf, i love her, FUCK YOU

B)I dont live in my parents basement, I live in thier house cause im 14 FUCK YOU

C)The word is not girl friends FUCK YOU

D)CRICKET is BETTER THan baseball which INVOLVES TOUCHING YOUR TEAM MATES" arse on a DAILY BASIS< SO WHAT IS GAY FUCK YOU

E) Irishmen suck cock and I am only living here until JUNE FUCK YOU

F) FUCK YOU

G)FUCK YOU

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

ahhh you poor little sheep humper.

did i hurt your feelings

poor little 14 year old piece of shit...surely you have had your ass kicked all over ireland.

no wonder you play cricket...they soccer players just point and laugh.

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cricket sucks...ohh i think your make believe girlfriend needs inflation

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 yank you lost acept it but i know you wont because you have an iq of 67

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

You are an idiot...No california text book claims uk left on their own accord...how stupid is that.

Quote me the book you piece of crap moron.

in 1812 we still kicked your ass no queen on our money.

What sheep fucking history book are you reading...ohh forgot...you are still learning to read.

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cricket sucks...you swallow

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 You must have done your research, in yahoo answers because I know for sure you didnt go on searching and seeing every damn textbook in the world, let me give you a tip,  CAlifornia standards, exmpt 2, CHapter 3, the scientific revolution and beyond, war on americas, page 45, grade 8 standards Fremont, CA 94538

[ciscokid1970]

@destroymatrixraptor

No...still have my US History books from college. And a set of actual encyclopedias dated 1990...but they are still good...being the wars we speak of were fought about 200 years ago.

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Ohh and the book you reference is more a historical account of the scientific progress during the age of reason. Nothing to do with war...you idiot.

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California...what you visited california and bought a book...or now you claim you are a cali?

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cricket sucks

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 and unlike you i am not a cisco kid whatever that is

[destroymatrixraptor]

@ciscokid1970 nobody has respect for gridiron or baseballl, two lame attempts at sports played by inferior hman beings

[Mr2046]

Who's the whippist? Hahah I love it.

[PurpleStorm8]

Damn it!

I wanna see the add where a metalcore band plays.

[hdhatt05]

i wear a sweater on a day of cricket.

[pabzy1]

It's a joke man. It's funny

[blitzer1110]

i don't know if i should rate this or funny cause i follow cricket or not so funny because im american