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  • THUMBS UP IF YOUR A TRUE LEMONE DROP

  • @skaterpoodles hey...hey...guess what... CREATURES FOR THE FUCKING WIN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • guns don't kill people... chuck noris kills people!!!!!!

  • why do you teleport so much, it breaks my concentration. just read from a script or something...we dont care if you have a couple "umms" or "uh" here and there

  • @Dakashizzlenizzle get aids and die

  • @Dakashizzlenizzle get hiv, then get aids, then get cancer, then get the common cold and die in a car crash

  • you seem like a downie js :L

  • yeah u know u should give me a comment with ur email danny

  • Americans are realyl good at blowing shit up XD

  • Guns don't kill people people kill GUNS TeeHee

  • guns don't kill people bullets kill people

  • mail it to meee 393 old plantation rd =) haha

  • @derek12maurer how many criminals do you know which own their guns legally???

  • Nice try mister Jim Carrey, but we know it's you.

  • I learn more from the gradual report than in school!

  • @397pollo

    well if they took away guns from every1, how would the robber have a gun?

  • you should be my history teacher.

  • thank god you'r not naked !!

  • Man i love Danny he's soo amazing :) My hero

  • Don't you mean the right to arm bears?

  • Vote 4 GradualReport

  • u really remind me of jim carry

  • guns in the house are necessary think about it.

    SITUATION: a robber breaks into your house, and you dont have a gun how are you going to shoot him.

  • press 0:00

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  • Grandma died! And that's not funny...

  • go person that wrote the pokemon thing.im a big fan of pokemon to!

  • we do blow shit up realy good

  • Hey everybody

    I just turned 17 and i'm trying to become a succesful pokemon trainer

    I'm gonna move to the Johto region in august 2012 to learn from the best. Pokemon mean a lot to me

    I've just started training. Professor Oak gave me a torchic and i used him to catch a magikarp. Would really mean a lot of you guys supported me on this

    I know it's really annoying when you see comments like this on every video but it means a lot to me

    Thumbs up so people can see please

  • Gun control is stupid. Don't argue because you know it's true. If you make guns illegal you will take guns away from law abiding citizens. Then the only people with guns would be the police, military, and criminals with guns that were always illegal.

  • @MrDobans13 While that logic holds true. Even with guns the people arent going to be able to do much against the modern military anyway.

  • have an excellent education, a good armory, good ethics... ..your dandy for what ever the world has in store

  • Guns don't kill people, but it sure supports and helps the paople who do, To satisfy the people who don't quite know how to handle their emotions.

  • DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING SO DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 146 MINUTES WHEN YOUR'E DONE PRESS F6 AND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • @lashabur you fucking suck

  • pause at 1:07 and 2:37 INSTANT EPIC FACEs

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  • Nice! Good explanation of why gun control is necessary, very funny too - have a great day!

  • Guns don't kill people, uh uh, I kill people with guns *pow*- jon lajole:P

  • @megapac96

    wat...

  • Mememe send it to me o your insane but so am I im also a nerd and I have add adhd im very open and if someone wants to.talk frind reaqest geode98 on xbox live byby now

  • dandy lions, haha, this guy is awesome

  • Guns dount kill people rapers do from goldie looking chain

  • @megapac96 actualy guns dont kill people, i do,,, with a gun

  • Video Idea: How to deal with people who don't speak english.

  • if guns kill people than pencils misspell words.

  • if you can blame guns on killing people than i can blame my pencil on miss-spelled words

  • Guns don't kill people, polar bears with chainsaws kill people.

  • And isn't it ironic that the Messiah and the Chosen One, Obama wants to to take away the American People's Right to Bear Arms? The first thing dictators tend to do is to ban the right of the citizenry to own guns. Hitler did it. Stalin did it. Mao di it.

  • Hey Danny :) i was hoping if you could do a report on why a gay guy wants to have sex with a straight girl please :)

  • Thumbs up if tge beggining gradual report thing in all of his videos sounds like the kid from toy story who loves to blow shit up! I think his names sid?

  • @minnesota157 yes. that kids name is sid. and yes, he loves to blow shit up.

  • Guns don't kill people. I kill people... and guns.

  • Here is the thing. You take away my guns, I am going to make a bigger, more powerful weapon, its called a rail gun. it doesn't use gunpowder. It uses electricity, and aluminum. fires projectiles at an ungodly rate. Its fatal.

  • Guns dont kill people, uh uh, I kill people, WITH GUNS

  • @TDFKI6BNP ill kick you in the face with my, fist :D

  • @TheCakey12 Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff

    So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts

  • @TDFKI6BNP POW!

  • @TDFKI6BNP POW!

  • MAIL YOUR HAIR TO MEEEE PLEASEEEE. not that I'm a creep or anything!!!!! Xxxxx.

    •-• love you mmwwaahh

  • In Soviet Russia

    Guns will people kill people

  • guns dont kill people...people with guns kill people!

  • Ahaha I wonder who he gave it to

  • I want it!

  • your hot funny and cool

  • i just stare into his eyes

  • Awesome this guy is so funny

  • This is the first time i'm seeing your videos and they are AWESOME!!!! here's my suggstion for a video, talk about your thoughts of Hippies!

  • Holly FUCK your insane and i love it. Subscribed

  • Danny, What's your input on Twilight? Have they started a revolution or ruined vampires forever? Just curious to find out. -Taylon:)

  • That was boring

  • the thing is, people that do stupid shit with guns, already have their guns illegally. so if people arent allowed to bare arms anymore, theyr just taking guns away from the law abiding citizens... and the dumbass with the weapons they got illegally, still have their weapons.... safer? not at all. this is why the second ammendment is still very important today

  • Yeah i bet!

  • you look like a white version of kingsley.

  • @MattKondrath Danny's not a crazy futher mucker.

  • Dude, no one wants your hairs that is a bit too creepy. Anyways, yes only education can solve that. ha ha

  • With my luck i would accidentaly shoot myself with my pillow gun :(

  • @gradualreprt

    Can you do a video on How to hit the last notes on Phantom of the Opera- Phantom of the Opera???

  • ban guns

  • ur eyes look glossy. u been hittin tha ganja?

  • @iTsAJtheGREAT10 i be hittin tha ganja. my eyes r blood red.

  • make video about doggiestyle>

  • Danny car si uteram ti mami!!! xaxaax

  • ok wtf...comment on the video and stop frikkin fighting...shit

  • ok wtf...comment on the video and stop frikkin fighting...shit

  • Fucking YouTube fights..... FARKK ORFFF

  • @utubesuks12345 shuddahellupyoumuthaf***indonk­eyasstreehugginsonofaballsucki­nmilfwho'dratherstayhomeandfin­gerherselftoobamaspeechesthank­eepasiansfromblowinshitupinour­cuntry! And when ya think abouttit? If the common man wernt allowed to own a gun, then gangstas (who can easily steal them from some shop) will wreak total hell on normal people! How do u Yankees not get this into ur smallass brains? Douches. GOD BLESS BUSH. The only person alive who can run our country.

  • @nikklas12345 ok sunshine ... i dont hug trees and i dont think asians are gonna blow shit up ... and i think YOU definately shouldnt own a gun . BUSH is a DUMB FUCK who cant even hold a book the right way up when pretending ... you say yankees have small ass brains ... i think your lucky to have one single neuron bouncing around in your skull ... learn to type and be carefull you guns safety isnt off cause im sure you will blow your own head off... LOL stupid

  • Wouldn't it be better if people just left people alone. If the Americans left other countries alone, aswell as other contries not just America and stop trying to take over the world then this shit wouldn't happen. It's got nothing to do with guns. If ppl stopped trying to take control of other peoples countries this killing shit wouldn't happen as much as it does.

  • I believe in the right to bear arms for the individual citizen.The fascists at the UN would have otherwise.

  • hahaha cuz we are really good at blowing shit up... lmao!!!! ur epic

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  • danny, what age should i buy an airsoft gun? can you explain to me (FUNNY_WISE)

    please...?call it- "danny's review on airsoft guns"- please!

  • at 0:50 he has a wandering eye :)

  • The Iraqi people have killed over 4000 Americans. They have ruined the lives of a hundred thousand more. American men whose future is sixty years of drooling. Whether you agree with the Iraqi invasion or not, the Iraqi people have made our military pay a painful price. The Iraqi people have done this because they were allowed to own weapons under Saddam Hussein. Yes, Saddam was a brutal dictator but he feared his people much less than our government fears us.

  • @Skeptic121 It is not the fact that they had the weapons, it is the fact they wanted to do harm to other people with those weapons.

  • @MasterGamer123sas Thanks, but I really cannot figure out exactly what you mean. I would like to think you agree with me .... Obviously no weapon is dangerous unless it is in the hands of a person willing to use it; that is,  willing to harm other people. Obviously many Iraqi people were willing to harm those who invaded their country. If the American government turns on its own people, even more than it already has, may we have the courage to do likewise. We already have the guns!

  • @Skeptic121 I am. The weapons were used against them. It was not the weapons that killed them, but the humans behind the weapons. And it was not Iraqi citizens, it was various members of Al Qaeda, Taliban, etc. They were not necessarily Iraqi citizens.

  • @Skeptic121 where are you from? In most country if someone enter your home with out ur permision you have right to kill him in order to defend ur home...so why would we denied that right to Iraqi people!? America is invider here....why Iraqi people are responsiable for 9/11 or what? Find out who was director of security on airport from where those plains take of an in twin towera it was the same man, find out who had the most gain from twin towers to fail, and who know that would hapend.

  • @glavonjagrob I opposed the Iraq war from the beginning. As an American I cannot be happy that Iraqis kill American invaders but I completely understand why they do it. If Iraqis were kicking down my door they would get a spray of 7.62 real bullets, not the 5.56 toy bullets most American soldiers and Marines have to use.

  • @Skeptic121 I am sorry if I didn't understud u well...i just want too say that children in Iraq and America, and Lybia and here in Serbia....thay all like to drink cola, listen the music and play games. Iraqi people is not difrent from American or any other ...yes majority of terrorist are from muslim countrys...few of my cuzzs are slotered in Bosnian war by muslims...cuted in parts. But majority of muslims are just normal good people. I wish that can be peace and too use are guns to wack cans.

  • @Skeptic121 im pretty sure a 5.56 would still kill you, and are more dangerous cuz they go farther. i love gunz and am not some liberal fag.

  • @anusalltheway Remember, the AK47 uses 7.62x39 but the FN-FAL, the AK47 of the middle class, does not. It uses the real 7.62x51. If you are not allowed to use full auto, you might want to consider using larger bullets that hit harder and penetrate most body armor. In case the SHTF, remember that the 7,.62, or .308, will penetrate police officers and their kevlar like tissue paper. No, I don't look forward to it, but it is something we must consider if it really goes south.

  • @anusalltheway Of course you love guns, you american cunt!

  • @TheNextBieber01 u jelly

  • We're REALLY goofmd at blowing shit up LMAO!!!

  • you posted it on my birthday :D

  • Its true that the country has evolved, but what if it has evolved in a way where the different people who you can ellect every two years are controlled by the same people behind the scenes? Therefore it is as important to have the right to bear weapons now as it once was when the bill of rights was made.

  • dear danny i really like your shows. Some are freaky PLEASE do a show on useless bikes and bike ramps! :)

  • Doood. you should do a video on asians.. cause I'm Asian.. a video on me being a yellow person with eyes so small you can blindfold me with dental floss. I think your pickin up what I'm puttin down. Dooo it. or I'll shove chopsticks up your anus. or skin and marinate your cat. your choice.

  • he reminds me of the grinch, the way he smiles at 0:23

  • You made guns even better!

  • Danny=Total awesomeness Gun=Craziness Danny + Gun = Total Crawzomeness. My new word!

  • i saw this title and thought ok its Danny this would be good then i thought wait its gun control

    O GOD!

  • pls. do some more "Serbian language lesson"-videos! :D

  • i miss your older more fun videos

  • we are really good at blowing stuff up =)

  • do a video about how to fingerpaint, id send it to any 3 year old i could find. however, you may be more creative.... :)

  • we are really good at blowing shit up (:

  • Pause the video and hold on to 7 then press play ;)

  • Pause at 1:07 :)

  • ppl with moustaches kill ppl its true!

  • do one about why we love boobies so much:)

  • me danny. lol jk

  • Your right eye is lazy...

  • While your point is made jokingly, I do agree. The gun is the equaliser. It levels the playing field. It makes unequals equal. I carry a gun just about everywhere I go. I don't carry because it makes me feel powerful or because I think it is cool. I don't carry for glamour of any kind. I carry because it is my right to do so. I carry because when seconds count... The police are only minutes away... Yup, I carry because for the life of me, I just can't fit a cop into my pocket...

  • @mattxr2i damn straight...lol

  • @mattxr2i and this is typical of an american... give the population a right to carry lethal weapons then the population is going to liberate that right in more ways than was intended. Get rid of your weapons and discover a freedom unlike that you or the middle east has ever experienced ... but no this is your so called given right ... your country might think so but most of the civilised world thinks differently ... rights on guns need to be removed ...

  • @utubesuks12345 No, people like you need to be removed. Because if you legislate guns away from law abiding citizens only crooks will have them. It is absolutely rediculous to blame an object for the actions of PEOPLE. So what then? Should we also take the freedom of speech away because people might use words to incite violence?

  • @mattxr2i people like me need to be removed ? ... your a stanger fucker and its scary to think someone like you has the right to wield and let alone the intelligence to use a gun. I like in a country that guns in general are outlawed ... we dont hear about gun crimes much at all these days ... and people feel safer ... also its dumb to relate freedom of speech with the freedom to wield weapons of death ... wear a full brim hat also ... your neck wont be so red then ... stupid

  • @utubesuks12345 Way to state your argumen with personal attacks. !. you know nothing about me and the fact you assume gun owners are all rednecks shows your ignorance. I live in a country where your government can rape you like a bitch if they want because you have no way of defending yourslef. And as I remeber you Aussies (well the good ones who aren't like you) fought to keep their rights. Have fun when the gov steps in later and takes the rest of them.

  • @mattxr2i Wow my keyboard is realy acting up. Notice how many grammar and spelling errors I made? But that is totally the keyboard's fault right? It can't possibly be my fault. You know, just like guns killing people. The guns do it, not the people...

  • @mattxr2i yes you may type bad but comparing a keyboard to a gun is not logical ... a gun is a means to kill a keyboard is a means to create a document based upon thoughts ... guns give the means to people to be able to kill ... oh yes i can kill with my hands but it is no comparison to what i am enabled to do if i had a gun and the state of mind to kill ... guns are simply an abuse of technology ... they are wrong ... PS: i enjoy sport shooting but if i have to give it up im all for it! stupid!

  • @utubesuks12345 By your logic we should also ban the internet because it is instrumental in identity theft. It is an abuse of technology. We should also ban cars because they cause more than 3 times as many deaths as guns do. And we should ban forks because they give people an easy means to get fat. Here's a thought. Stop treating people like babies and let them make their own decidions! STUPID!

  • @mattxr2i i have few words to say to you on this .... you're stupid... simple... you reach for excuses to justify the gun wielding to compensate for your fears due to being so weak as a person.

  • @utubesuks12345 Ah! And here it is. The "you are weak because you like guns" argument. Same tired old argument those miserable fucks who LOST their rights use. If you hate guns so much, don't buy one. Oh wait... you don't even have the option to buy one. Are you getting the point? And I'm the one who is weak? Whatever you say keyboard warrior. Because you wouldn't say it to my face. So kindly go play in traffic.

  • @mattxr2i firstly keyboard warrior i am not ... if i could i would face you and do whatever is required to own you ... you are the wanna be ... i dont care about the option to buy one ... but guess what stupid i am a member of the sports shooting association of our country and clear for rifles and pistols but i do not still think that carrying them is sane except if your a scared little fucker who cant help himself otherwise .. i was also a rifleman and could take you out in one shot at 1000ft

  • @utubesuks12345 Yeah but people can use other stuff to kill each other than guns if they really want to.

  • @mattxr2i i started .. i wasnt the one who said "people like me need to be removed" ... your a sorry excuse for a person... also i didnt say your a red neck due to the guns ... i said it in relation to the way you commented on removing people like me ... next.. the fight to keep rights was nothing to do with guns ... get your history right ... and our government never "rapes" us.... take a closer look to your own homefront b4 u make judgements else where ... stupid!

  • @utubesuks12345 You know what, since you are going to get personal let me start by saying FUCK YOU! Who the hell are you or any of your other liberty hating tree huggers to tell me what I can and cannot own. I don't tell you that you have to get a gun. I don't tell you you should not be allowed to own a car do I? So where do you get off teling other people what they can and can't own. Get off your liberal power trip and stop trying to make us like you. Because we are free and wil always be.

  • @mattxr2i who am i to tell it .. im one whos been at the end of a shotgun held by a stupid fuck... guns give people a stupid power trip and the unessicary ability to kill in an instance ... look at your own gun death statistics and tell me its all due to crime ... your comparisons are stupid ... you're scared and hence the gun wielding requirement .. and even given my experience with a gun nut ill still face you ... pussy ... btw while fear and the need for guns controls, you have no freedom

  • @utubesuks12345 Guns only give STUPID people a stupid power trip. I am a responsible gun owner and my guns have never hurt anyone. I mostly target shoot at the rang. But I do also carry. My mentality is better to have and not need than to need and not have. And quit with the keyboard warrior shit. I have served 4 tours in the mid east and I HAVE BEEN SHOT AT! So quit your whining you little keyboard bitch because you ain't gonna do shit. I don't need a gun to put a punk in his place.

  • @mattxr2i the fact you carry tells me your scared ... the reason your scared is simply because guns are a common entity in your environment... take them away and things start to change very rapidly .... you dont know this way of life because you accept and enforce the right of deadly weapons .... try the other life ... this is something you CAN NOT KNOW until it is experienced ... come live with us and know freedom ... real freedom like a lot of yours have....

  • @utubesuks12345 This is why I hate when people from other countries make judgments about the U.S. Have you ever lived here? So the gun ban worked in Australia and the UK. It doesn't matter (Although it is worth noting that crime went up in both countries afterward. There is a dynamic that exists in the US that doesn't anywhere else. It's called a border with Mexico where things are constantly being smuggled in. To take the right to bear arms from the average citizen would only make them CONT'D,

  • @utubesuks12345 CON'T easy prey for the criminals who WILL NOT give up their guns no matter what laws you make. The laws we have in place say a felon cannot own a firearm but guess what? They do it anyway. I guess that's why they are caled criminals. We also have to worry about an out of control government that is spiraling quickly into a police state. So when the government gives up ALL of it's weapons and the criminals give up ALL of theirs and it can be 100% confirmed. I might give mine up...

  • All dees guys ar fags cuz they copy everything you say!

  • LOL at the end: "I'm gonna mail this to one of my fans, which one? I dunno..."

  • "We're pretty good at blowing shit up, as the Iranians are figuring out.."

  • @ringer454 Iraqi*

    

  • @ringer454 urm Iranians there isnt a war between them atm or even 7 months ago when you posted that idiot

  • @FutureAholes Umm... I was quoting him. Dumbass.

  • lol education #1 and #2...

    You got me...

  • Dear Danny,

    Could you please do a show about why some people have foot fetishes?

  • do one about why an old guy tells kids to go to six flags

  • make fun of all the latest disney characters like that black princess or walle just a new disney character plz!!!!!!!!!

  • u should bag on the video of the burger king shooting ronald mcdonald its weird i think it would be funny

  • I carry arms... i have two of them:)

  • Danny, can you do a report on why disney stars always turn into whores or crackheads? (:

  • LOL 2:14

    i may or may not have lmfao'ed

  • This guys fucking brillllllllllllliant

  • WHY?! Dx I WAS LOOKING AT THAT LOCK OF HAIR!

  • education stops the exploding man.

    but guns stop the zombies...

  • where really good at blowin shit up

  • ME ME ME!!!!!!! I WANT THE FREAKIN HAIR!!!!!! I LOVE UR VIDS!!!!!! Make a vid on mua! hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • This idiot said ""were good at blowing shit up when talking about americans"" proves he is american hahahahahaha suk 16.2 penises

  • Why did you not provide your own interpretation of bear arms? It would be funny if you said the 2nd Amendment means you're allowed to have bear arms and then edited your video to make your voice into a growl sound and then made claw motions.

  • this guys face and voice and well EVERYTHING makes me fell good inside

    i love him

  • Pause at 0:44 right after he cuts his hair. lollol do a vid about hair.

  • Danny aren't you Australian? Why did you refer to American's as we?

  • Civilians with guns dont run around shooting people when they are angry

    common misconception

    Another misconceptoin is that firearms dont prevent genoicde. Name one genocide where civilian disarmement didnt first happen- please try.

    Within your own country you cant nuke/carpet bomb/ use all your high tech weaponry- you need to use ground troops- killable with firearms.

  • do one about about homosexuality :D

  • Make "How to ride a bike" make it funny, I now you can do it... :)

  • do a video about the cold war

  • 2:14 haha

  • Mail it to me please... I would totally pay for that :O