Fable II * Nega Review * Pissed Me Off! Gaming Parody Pt 1

[LastWords7351]

10/10

(sorry)

[theskater4life100]

8/10 at first got it now 6/10

[djtiberiu]

7/10

[ZzGODxWarFighterzZ]

8/10

[svfin]

8/10

[Biscuitgamer]

6.4 out of 10

[Skatefordays1]

a nigga review

[TheMegaOne1000]

But I didn't play the game!

[eques101]

I liked the game, I just didn't like the climax. But i really like the quest after the game ended

[ultramechag2]

it was okay

[TheSuperhoppin]

6.7 out of 10

[iamnotayellowfox]

I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME GOD

[TheTeezyweezy1]

I liked 2. I like 3. I cant even play the first one no more. Ive played it over 100 times, and its almost like I programed the game myself. I know where everything is, and how to beat all the bosses, what can be augmented...zzzzzzzzzzz.... oh yeah, uhhhhhhh the dialogue, catching big ass fish, setting records zzzzzzzzzzz... People hate 2 and 3 because they changed too much from 1 and made completely new games instead of playing off the story that we all loved

[Hario360]

7.5/10 

[R3V0LUTIONxClanVids]

song for box killing scene is die mother fuckers die thumbs up so people can see

[AustinAlegro]

@R3V0LUTIONxClanVids No it isn't. That song is Still by Geto Boys.

[agenstuall85]

ass rape out of 10

[ArgonianLord]

I give 10/10 on Fable The Lost Chapters. But fable 2 i only give a mere 4/10. Fable 3 i give a 1/10.

Fable 3 sucks and nothing lionhead adds will make it better. They should re do that shit.

[drakomemories]

whats the name of that music playing at the part when they raping the boxes?

[darkman2171]

7/10



[thejustin9000]

1 out of 10 it sucks balls

[crocodoom]

I havent played it..... but after this...... 0/10

[TheGamingHQuarters]

6/10

[jonlou87]

yep

[XiaoBarbie151]

8/10 sure there are flaws but it didn't ruin the experience for me

[Garrus4Spectre]

8/10 sure, it had its flaws but also a lot of charme. i find the fairytale atmosphere quite unique. :-)

[keshaz12]

3/10

[AttackMyAss]

It's like the developers saw this video and thought to put all this in Fable 3.

[TellNoMore]

The only good fable was the first one

[carmine7991]

Fable2 was way better than Fable3.

[mansmith34561]

fable 2 was an ok game for me

[CumDumpsterrrr]

I laughed so hard when he missed hhahaha

[soopahsawneck777]

Wait this game is an RPG?!?!?!?!!?!?

[steffenKJ]

i have not played it but it looks like a 8/10

[silver1970ful]

ITS MY OPINION,the fable series kinda sucks,especially the music in the first one

[TellNoMore]

@silver1970ful get out! the first game was amazing. It was good quality game making

[groverdaman]

8/10 i enjoyed the game and have done multiple playthroughs. Although probably would rate differently if i've played the original fable.

[MR2Di4]

5, it's predecessor on XBOX was better with a more balanced combat system, item selection and even a more compelling story. Fable II disappointed me a bit, but not NEARLY as much as Fable III did.

[Coldplayfable]

well you know what... I got somethin for those crates!

[zachbaube]

6 it was okay lacking in co op and depth

[abbrown38]

7.5 to and 8 it was realy fun fore lots of people i enjoed the game

[Trigger99X]

stop cuzzing me out i gave a score already

[Trigger99X]

6.5

[wd1250]

"i got something for those crates"

[wd1250]

@OfMalta i actually had fun playing it

[Angryprometheus]

11 out of 10 nuff said

[thissucks58]

7.8 out of 10, i liked the game but it didnt live up to my expectations. a lil bit above average

[zonetrooperex]

3/10

[Dragzilla66XL]

7.. Cause I still like it xD

[ItzThatShow]

2/10 when you look at the 1st game it was epic epic everything epic bosses epic legendary weapons but in the second one we had like 6 hours of game play 1 boss who was just a one shot boss weak spells and only one good lengendry weapon

[MrSmisao]

5.0 the grapshics suck

[Savin97]

7/10 it was ok

[MrBIGredstick]

it was good, fags!

[MrHunterBaby]

6/10

[lordsev666]

7/10

[madarse52]

the only thing that made fable 2 good was acheivements and DLC it doesnt have shit on fable TLC the original fable had much better legendary weapons that did more damage giving you a sense of power, the legendary weapons in fable 2 were disappointing and didnt actually feel legendary plus fable 1 had a way better storyline

[Scozoify]

@madarse52 Yeh generic family killed story kill the bad guy and then kill him additionally as a dragon, yes truly innovative.

[madarse52]

@Scozoify better than bad guy kills your sister and wants to take over the world anyway fable tlc was just an all round better game and more of an rpg ask anyone

[pyrolee17]

fable 3 sucked even harrder than 1 2 was excilent

[ikilleduku]

I was going to subscribe but then you called me a bitch lol

[mighty3alloa]

5/10

[flamesdemon19]

The only thing that pissed me off in this game is that I didn't have it...I mean,I thought it's great after playing fable 1...Now I know better...lol

[3picVide0s]

You put way too many time in stupid videos like this XD

[CrimsonClawz]

LMFAOO @ 2:55 - 5:15

[evok0999]

11/10 i thought this was an amazing game the magic was very fun when i upgraded my magic

[AncientTerra]

What happend to Joe's friend anyway ?

[Liamoh1994]

@AncientTerra the boxes came after him and he was kidnapped

[AncientTerra]

@Liamoh1994 Whut ?

[Liamoh1994]

@Liamoh1994 it's true even ask joe yourself

[Methoswicca]

3/10 is an honest score to it tbh.

[MrLagvag]

lol imagine what the bystanders are saying

"what the........ how are they movin in slowm"

[9000888sora]

they shouldve just added co-op to fable 1 lost chapters

[svfin]

8.5/10

[austinjames666]

I thought Fable 2 was good when i first player through it, second time was ok because i decided to change how i acted in the world, however the world didn't change as drastically as Peter M (can't spell his last name) said...i think is speak for everyone when i say ''Peter M. should resign and let a better game developer make an actually well made Fable which has content instead of a fancy looking world''

[Sigfee]

9/10 because this game was awesome. Then again I didn't have xbox live at that time so I didn't really care about co-op. The story was epic and I liked everything else.

[uaidavi]

5:48 i was like: DON'T FUCK WITH ZELDA! DON'T YOU FUCK*** TRY TO MESS WITH ZELDA YOU MOTHER FU**** ... i'm no zelda fan >_> imaginate

[TheVioletfox01]

its okay... maybe.. a 4/10 on your scale (below average!)

-bad story

-retarded ending

-too freaking easy!!!

[PremchandNL]

5/10 its to easy and short

[GreenInvaders]

8/10

[absmar]

I loved this game!

[Obsidian1392]

i laughed so hard at the axe bit

[ElvenWarrior891]

3/10, I really had high expectations for this game. It could have had so much more potential to be engaging until I realized that Molyneux is a marketing mogule, not a video game creator.

[walkthrough4fun]

loved the game hated the end...



[voddybull]

10/10, it had this awesome atmosphere I really got sucked into. Playing fetch it with my dog while the sun rises over bowerlake or having a family which seems to care about what I've been doing on my last adventure. And I loved the voice acting (though I have to admit, I'm a big fan of british accents).

But I also realize that Fable has always been a franchise which polarizes a lot, it's either love or hate, there's not much in between those extreme opinions.

[AaZa921]

7.5/10

[sonictrent]

1/10

[kunfupanda1231]

lol i kinda liked it.

[spazmat2]

ok i'll comment, jesus. 6/10

[UberGamer1030]

8/10 ok? i liked this more than fable 3 XD

[darrouken]

Nega Pleeease....

[art0neable]

I had to eat 2 alprazolams to play fable 3 i would never diss fable 2

[hailshaher24]

fable one was the best, fable 2 was okie but I hated the way the final boss ended, but at least it's better than fable 3, fable 3 was a heartbreaking dissapointment from the begining.

[bigbangattack1000]

i have to say the game is aswome but the fucking xp its stupid because when i pull the fucking trigger i get killed because you cant do other thing when you are getting the xp

[retrobrian1]

better than fable 3 THERE LEAVE ME BE!

7/8

[pixelated111]

so much better than the irate gamer

[texben123]

I really don't care about what the sword looks like . Just, what it can do. I GIVE IT 6

[YuriPRIME]

LOL! The argument about equipment!

DUDES Exactly same shit is in DRAGON AGE but no one seems to have problem with that... lol why? All they are different is color

[poundcake112]

This game doesn't blow it is you Angry Joe who blows

[jagarcia0705]

Even if there is going to be a Fable 4 & even if the developers fix EVERY single problem from the previous Fable games. Will anybody take the game seriously?

[lokiboynorsegod]

Limited Weapons?.... Woah you didn't see Fable 3 coming did ya?

[marupage83]

7/10 not as much as i hoped

[Heroes19991]

fuck it

[Spitshine610]

I just watched your Fable 3 review. I actually "sorta" liked playing it, but I differently thought it was very half ass. I never played 1, so my only real experience was with Fable 2, which I really liked. That's not saying it didn't have it's problems though. With all the problems 2 had, I always thought 3 would correct them. WRONG! I would it's a classic example of trading graphics for game play. Looks to me that we have a new Final Fantasy franchise on our hands.

[Hellonoob1234566]

nega in brazilian = nigga lol and I liked this review.. ive only played Fable TLC but ima try Fable 3 even though you said it was crap.. But I like to find it out the hard way.

[tobarrient]

18 peoples got annoyed with the boxes

[WIleyCubScout]

nigga reviews say what?!!?

JK

[Borinater3]

sucks



[JimmyCougar]

Only good thing?

I got it for free on Xbox Live because of the Fable 3 release promotion.

[eaterofpie108]

8/10.

[bananaz246]

6/10 for fable 2 and 3/10 for fable 3

[thebatmanrules]

No PC version

[arkabon]

5/10 tops. It's WAAAAAAAAY too easy. I never died, and by that I mean I never had to use one of those revival bottles. Also, getting money was too easy. My friends all thought that getting money through buildings was the way to go. I figured out that buying the cheapest weapon shop in Bowerstone, buyng his stuff and selling it for double or triple to a merchant in the Bowerstone castle district. I've not played Fable 3, but I think that should be doable there too.

[xena91388]

Joe called me a bitch! ;A; T_T

Ugh! I hate/love Fable II. The first time I played Fable II was on my Brother-in-law's PS3 And I thought it was pretty cool at first, but then I figured out the fast way to make money. . . . Once fighting was no longer a struggle, everything just became a boring chore and EVERY SINGLE BOSS FIGHT WAS ANTI-CLIMACTIC!! The Crucible was the worst! The game made it out to be this big bad gauntlet and I didn't use a single freaking health potion the entire run! 5/10

[Shellgaja]

5 outta 10, just because it's easy (aside from the damn demon door sidequests) no, you know what? 3/10 because the storyline was meek and weak; "Oh noes mah sister dieds! oh hey look, I survived a gunshot wound, a smack to the head and a fall from 50 feet! yay! Oh I has a dog now, woo!" a hopskip and 5,000 XP later "Oh goodie I get a monk now.. no wait.. I forgot single player, ooooh wellll" the only aspect I liked was the deep customization of your character.. or rather deceptively deep, Wahah!

[synth77]

6/10 OK i'll press the fucking button

[troodon9999]

Love the reference to the best scene from Office Space lol...

[LemurMan2008]

7/10 should be above average i think about 8/10

story was too short

[Monochramatic]

8/10 I wasnt going to put it but the end was hilarious.

[SnakeGeo]

near the end of the game, i was greatly disturbed by the part where you are a kid in a perfect seeming life, where you shoot bottles for a full day then run away in the middle of the night. i accedentally went back to bed, only to repeat the same shit for 10 more minutes. killing lord lucien with a music box is also just terribly anticlimactic

[hellpapaso]

6/10

[Kaweebo]

Out of 10? A 7.

[Serp1313]

The fable series is ass.

[freebooster]

2/10 BADDDDDDDDDD

[Kadash10]

miss fable 1...

[Atlas301]

This game blowed. Why couldn't they have just made Fable 1, only better?

[Takahashi2212]

@Atlas301 they did. it's called Fable: Lost Chapters.

[AncientTerra]

@Atlas301 i didnt think it blowed really it was pretty fun. but too mutch bugs and the story was alittle sort

[FANTASYgameLOVER345]

i get the freking exp how to collect it CAUSE if you freking kill a person and the orbs go everywere. but if there out for to long THEY DISSPER when you in MIDDELE OF FREKING BATTEL pisses me off -.-

[PKRockin7]

7/10 not that good

[CthulhuCallsForMe]

Well you've definitely matured since 2008.

[SoapyTaco]

7/10 not that bad.

[IGeorge94]

I haven't played it, so year /:(

[scttsherer1217]

love the office space reference

[raymanforever]

not really sure what to think, just typing

[firemage96]

why dont you do these two part reviews more often were one part is about all the bad stuff and the second on the good stuff but you wont have to do on all the time just for some of the big game problems for example fallout new vegas

[GeologistRob]

crates are fine. e.g. 80% of what some ppl do in fallout 3 is look through boxes, whats the point its boring.ur just holding out for something good, which is like so what anyway.

[GeologistRob]

crates are fine. e.g. 80% of what some ppl do in fallout 3 is look through boxes, whats the point its boring.ur just holding out for something good, which is like so what anyway.

[NeoSamuel]

7.5/10 fable 2

9/10 Fable 1 (PC version)

9/10 Fable 3 (before your king), 4/10 Fable 3 (when your king)

[EpicWalsh]

I miss tonsoffun :(

[jacobbg24]

the last boss all you have to do is shoot him and he falls off once just shoot him once fuck that i want a real boss.

[tyedietundra]

i give it a half-assed out of 10

[PisYCaca1]

PSYCHOSOCIAAAAALLLLL

What? Fable ????

[secular555]

7/10 for F2

8/10 for F1, 9/10 for F1LC

5/10 for F3

[InglouriousNate]

transcribe audio at 8:00

"Painful sex coming"

[Wucas666]

3/10

[MasterGhidorah1117]

I'm no Fable fan.So sadly Fable 1 was a 3/10 for the second 5/10.

[Haloking316]

honestly, the only thing i didn't like was that it dosnt tell you how to get fat/skinny/ get married, ect. My rating 8/10

[OrdoMallius]

7:20 best part imo

[schopkiwave7887]

2/10

[OreWaUsopp]

5/10, dropping to 3/10 for any playthrough after initial first one.

[Cobarmthk]

4/10



[Cobarmthk]

i hated this game when will they relize they got it right the first time?

[frankopo]

6/10

[Palmerifics]

Dude I'm sorry, I never played Fable II! I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY OPINION!!

[oddworld64]

6/10 fable 1 is my favorite game and it pissed me off that they changed the whole style of game.

[LittleJohnny123]

PART 2!!

fable 2 you got a wheel of options and if you clicked one one of those options you get another wheel for those emotions... FABLE 3 SUCKS ASS WITH TALKING TO THE PEOPLE!!!! you only get one option AT A TIME!!!! I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DANCE WITH SOME FAT BITCH OR SOME DUSTY OLD FART!!! GGGGIIIIVVVVEEEE MMMMMMEEEEEEE THE FUCKING OPTION ON WHAT TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU ALL OF YOU CREATORS I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LittleJohnny123]

Fable 2 is way fucking better then fable 3....yes fable 2 pissed me off but fable 3 just....made me wanna find peter AND STAB HIM IN THE BRAIN!!!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO DO MORE FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING GAME NOT TAKE A SHIT ON FABLE 2 AND CALL IT FABLE 3!!!!!!!! fable 2 has more weapons! more ourfits!! (sadly not armore though) you dont get shit for fable 3! yea sure you get armor but i only found 2 YOU HEAR THAT 2 FUCKING DIFFERENT ARMOR OUTFITS!!!!

[reyshakquit]

I keel you BITCH ikeel you!

[4PeacexDarkness]

6 and a quarter of a quarter

[CPadamknott]

14 people got p***ed off

[misledlestat]

Fuck fable 3 buy a real rpg fallout new vegas!!

[cotarna]

They say in the game... "Smashing crates can be great fun, but noone is stupid enough to put anything of value in them "

[ctnbeh13580]

FABLE SUCKS!!!!! FALLOUT 3 ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!

[Guudni]

fable one was much better

[caribouentrain]

4:52 made me laugh so loud!

You guys are genius

[badboy0510]

ugh 7/10, short and as useless as my penis. Other than that, alright game.

[Cverseable]

@badboy0510 are you dissing your self

[badboy0510]

@Cverseable

only a man, will diss the size and usefulness as his penis. so yes, I am dissing myself

[Sinquahproduction]

its fucking short!

[gamergirl189]

yeah, the lack of loot is shit, I finally got around to playing it after seeing all the negative press, and as a rpg lover, the barrels and no loot made me take a 'wtf' attitude to the rest of the game. I will admit I will get fable 3 to try it out, but if its sh*t then I'm out. Lionhead can suck my v@g!na!!!!!