Jesse and the Rippers Get Busted

[WeizHerGigBuddy]

this was awesome. uncle jesse is metal as fuck! i've watched this about 30 times in the past 24 hours. it never gets old

[XXbrokenheartedchild]

lol john stamos DEATH METAL!!!!!!

[seregill13]

Whats the noise calling its self music over this?

[smoke10108]

Did u had to add in this crap music

[Cindyisgee18]

does anybody know the name of the original song?

[SSAjacobs1412]

.....boooy are you gonna get it <.< lol but seriously, that song kicked the original song right out of my memory, I can't remember what song they played 0.Q but it was funny... kinda lol

[RickardoMute]

Jeese Joeys a friggin animal

[Mansur2317]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!

[turo9992000]

I seem to remember this a little differently,

[sqwashsilver]

Damn!!!

[0munkey0]

cannibal corpse wannabes. 

[daniel1982]

The girls look like whores. Just waittill Danny rapes you square in the butt,.

[frankiehazard]

BOB SAGET!!!!

[TheBbfreak]

That was.... the worst song ever.

[risefm]

Funny thing about how John got the name "The Rippers." Back in his pre Full House days in Cali he was notorious for ripping the anuses of the men he had sodomal relations with. Rumors were that he sent Bob Saget to the hospital on several occasions. Thus John "The Rectum Ripper" Stamos was born. Later it was shortened to accomodate a more family friendly audience to Jesse and the Rippers, but those that know John remember his reign of anal terror across Hollywood.

[2001lateralus]

@risefm LOL.

[buhgzy]

damn i didn't know uncle joey could be so brutel

[Grizzmaster23]

U epic fail

[JacobyRedSoxfan]

ya the song u put really sucks

[theemceemurdah]

@JacobyRedSoxfan nope.

[LetsOpenTheseSodas]

1:22 ROFL!!

[2009charGERS1]

i never knew full house was this kick ass :P

[downey5]

wow that was so unexpected lmao

[KEMTEN]

1:43 ROFL!

[Heartbreakerzoso]

Best fucking song Full House ever aired on their show!

[zrbaldwin]

I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO STAMOS SING!

[slydawg221]

@zrbaldwin i'd rather listen to roseanne armold . lol

[DaIiEdOsF]

this fucking rules

[taethekoreanking]

boy r u gonna get it? lol joey rocks!!!

[GAHNAH]

fucking gay

[DishHacker69]

That's kick azz. I can not believe I missed this episode on tv. I though this show was lame, but this changes my mind.

[sapher2020]

hahaha rofl, this is some funny shit

[BlowAndPop101]

u ruind the whole thing

[anarcprinces]

you are bored

[SLCThunk]

rofl 1:22

[realquickgo]

I f-ing waited for that. S*** goes crazy after that moment.

[fearindrive]

wow this is lame, here I was looking for some jesse and the rippers action and i get shitty thrashmetal.

[anarcprinces]

faggot

[1Servant4Christ]

It's not thrash metal...

[AirxIn]

Hahaha, this is better than what I was expecting

[s2000yards]

batman is a poor choice of screen name for you. Batman would not do that. jerk. I hate you

[ThePooptet]

Thats gay how Dj and michelle dance on the speakers

[Raisingfear102]

lol the cha cha was great

[Daniel78219]

Uncle Jesse has the best hair ever.

[brlaranjo]

that;s not the song

[ThePooptet]

HAHAHA! That was a good one man! I enjoyed it! Do more!

[kbizzle999]

SCIENTIFIC REMOTE VIEWING

\m/

[psycold]

anomalies fucking rules

[IsaacMG]

It is scientific remote viewing by cephalic carnage for those asking. The video is awesome lol. BRUTAL. haha

[Paulmolive]

why bother??

[Blink182isShibby]

lol!!!!

[Stsfan7issosorry]

Wow what band and song is this sounds familer?

[gcai69]

WTF!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!

[balzac663]

I think it's Cephalic Carnage, but what song is it?

[balzac663]

this bands fucking sick. who is it?

[darkreaper66]

Cephalic Carnage

[Espoacdc]

holy fucken shit first of that wasent even music second you ruined it

[darkreaper66]

Get a sense of humor

[diamondjr]

whoever made this video ruined it.

[TrkMas3122]

SHIT!! Whats the music?

[thedeathvalleysuite]

Even better at 0:48 freak

[thedeathvalleysuite]

At 0:45 on the left the creapy guy with the yellow pants playing the keytar is grinding up all over DJ. Freak

[growling4grr]

hahahha and shes shakin her ass and all 2!hhahahhaha. its always the quiet ones

[thephantomplatypus]

LMAO!

[downey5]

lol look at the pizza guy on the far left during 0:25-0:29!! its sooooo funny with the metal music playing lmao

[m333tt]

wasnt expected that! lol joey added the final touch with the nice dance moves! ill try that dance out at the next metal show i go to.

[sazzar08]

HAHAHAHA!! Havn't this much in a long time!!

[unworthyonline]

best rickroll ever

[cassxo2010]

Hahahaha.

This cracked me up!

[slipknotsoadown]

LMAO

[blu3shock]

Wow what band and song is this sounds familer?

[thephantomplatypus]

couldn't stop laughing.

[seelru]

thats not the real song

[Asparaguz]

really?

[seelru]

the real one is slower and better

[Asparaguz]

oh, i didn't know john stamos didn't play death metal. thanks

[FuriousG]

LOL

[FuriousG]

LOL

[darkreaper66]

YOU SERIOUS!?

[grilledsamurai]

that was hilarious

[zipcodewwe]

i have to say this but that was stupid u should had let them sing on their own not u messing it all up

[Asparaguz]

wtf

[fhlaxlvrmbd]

this clip is so messed up- full house is a sitcom- its not supposed to be a role model

[ronpaul2016]

That show sucked so bad. If you parent your kids exactly the way they did...well, you'll wind up pretty much with the drug-crazed, weight-obsessed, whore-like women that those three girls actually became in real life!

[tomtom76]

Except for Candace Cameron who's just a hot housewife with three kids. And she's really devoted to Christianity. Jodie Sweetin however . . . her character should've been name Methanie.

[ronpaul2016]

Candace Cameron had an eating disorder as well. I guess that is better than an eating disorder and drugs (the twins) and no eating disorder but a meth addict (Jodie).

[bluejacket3100]

being devoted to christianity has nothing to do with a good person. just an ignorant person.

[tomtom76]

Well, yeah, but my point is that she is a good person anyway. Not a drug-crazed whore.

[bluejacket3100]

yeah thats true. it really ruined my image of full house when i found out about her :-(

[gerryisnotfunny]

this clip's so funny it makes me believe in jesus again! nah, not really, but it's still really funny!

[sara2cute4u]

haha that is so funny i like the song haha it is funny to think he woudl really sing that lol. I forget what the real one was haha

[poopooonyourshoe]

You have made The Bob Sagat show less retarded for my poor eyes! !Sir You Thank

[MuggyFuzzball]

that song sucked. use the original song idiot.

[thegamer1712]

so funny

[rizzotherat00]

sweet mullet

[mimmimarilyn]

thats joeys mannequin or however you spell it you obviously dont watch full house much

[dlmyers17]

death grind full house!! HELL YES!

[angiebabyyyx3]

whos the random guy behind dj at 00:46?

[carbonkiller]

its a manicon

its not real

[Premier141]

lol

[malbolgia]

at 00:46 there's a ghost to the right of DJ

[carbonkiller]

not real its a manicon

[XiPoo]

OmGGGGGG ROFLMFAOUBIGKUS

[hereforcheese1]

wow hardcore and to joseph71492..suck my cock u fucking nigger as bitch..go kill urself rappers. nigger bitches.

[MaryTribbiani]

oh God you need a doctor

....

[Melbug21]

~.- 0.0 uhhhhhhhh

[consumingtheeyeballs]

wtf

[MoreisHe]

YES

[TheRasD]

"LMFAO! 5*"  -Mattsabbathx

[mattsabbathx]

LMFAO! 5*

[msvhazard]

Wonderful. Brilliant. Funny as hell.

[newtou23]

never ruin a great show again , the only thing i have 2 say is .... HOW RUDE.... !

[joseph71492]

that music sucked cock

[kck1117]

you suck cock

[joseph71492]

that music is so fucking gay go kill yourselfs rockers. emo bitches

[kck1117]

You're right; Soulja Boy has much more talented.

Translation:

you rite, soulja boy gots more talent

[kck1117]

fuck, what i wrote wasn't even correct

dammit

well you still suck

[kck1117]

lol

just kidding around anyways, god

[moviescriptend]

you're a nigger.

[hobbit125]

only brainless american idol fans use the term "rockers."

[eurologic]

LMFAO!!!

Well done. Cephalic Carnage rule!

[hammerofgod84]

hahaha

[crackhead2006]

The Alf videe by WOT was funny, this one not so much.

[kck1117]

YOU not so much

[babygiraffe123]

Danny's facial expression at 2:05 scares the hell outta me. It's the exact same look my mom used to give me whenever I was in trouble, as a kid. LMFAO

[rushfreeek]

This metal is fucking annoying.

[kck1117]

You're fucking annoying.

[mroom]

the band is cephalic carnage

[TiEnCrAnE]

who's the band?

[TiEnCrAnE]

nvm it's at end

[richardfuck]

theres another one just like this with danny singing does anyone know where to find it?

[andyjohnD]

You idiot the song is supposed to be Little Sister

[mopty]

fucking hilarious thanks for uploading this.

[drone37373]

Hilarious

[doberend]

That was funny for some reason but that music...well..I wouldn't consider it music at all!!!

[kck1117]

keep listening, my friend

the metal will take over...

[Moe20]

ppl need to stop making these type of videos

this is what you call promoting another bands music

[kck1117]

shut up turd

[MikeLiberty87]

so?

[unsw1tchd]

i think it's All Shall Perish

[blasted1977]

This was before Jodie Sweetin got addicted to dope! I love jodie Sweetin!!

[lykeomgz1987]

LOL....whatever!

[VanceMarks]

hilario... RON PAUL 2008!

[hopkip1]

I dont know y that was funny lmao but I laughed my ass off.

[ElizabethMJJ]

HA-HA!! at firs i thouhgt it was real! :D:D:D:DDDD

[laocrunk]

anyone know where to find the other video on youtube where danny is dancing to some hardcore shit called "step aside"?

[headachemaker]

LMFAO NEVER GETS OLD

[kck1117]

Dude, freakin' awesome!

Great idea!

5'd!

[87publishing]

that was.... ROTFLOL

[alzehy]

This is very funny i like it.

[mthib13]

CAN ANYONE SELL ME THIS ON VINYL OMG

[stompclapclap]

i'm not sure that teh intarweb gets any better than this

[PacificLight]

KEYTAR!!!!11

[ratedrsuperstar81]

Geez. This cookie monster metal crap is worse than the actual shit Jesse playing. What crap music. COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!

[MikeLiberty87]

jesse doesn't play shit! how dare you!

[Melinae961]

that wasn't really their song u know?!?!?! i want to hear the real song!!

[grazie55555]

no you don't.

[hopkip1]

dude...ur a dink...it obviously wasnt their song. If you wanna hear the real song itll be playing at the gay pride parade probably...im sure u have a membership

[mopty]

not funny...

[holypigs]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[jacksparrowsonly13]

LFMAFOALFMO i was like

WHAT?!?

SINC WHEN WAS JESSES BAND HARDCORE?

i love this.

:D

[p9p8333]

When Danny found out Stephanie made Meth for the band he beat Jesse half to death.

[jacksparrowsonly13]

LMAFLASFMASOFASLFMAO. best comment ever.

[MutantRomance]

The music substitution is what MAKES it funny. And it was pretty damn funny. Especially the part with the conga line just about perfectly synced with the metal. Nice job!

[rhythie94]

music was horrible but funny ending.

[RichOfTheJungle]

You're a dolt

[chatking56]

do any of u guys know where to watch fullhouse episode like all of it or just half

[otakunNshippoukun3]

lol u used different somg hahahahahah so funny!

[slytherinjen76]

LMFAO. I remember when this episode first aired.

[shotscore55]

this is soooo funny

[Basketball92485678]

WTF...i like the vid and all but the music just throws it all away

[kck1117]

yeah duh

[littlebee23]

shit thats all i can say (exept tht) shit

[scrawnyscream]

lol

[TheCatAteMyShoe]

Mullets!

[SaMmEr92]

sweet i have this episode