Alibi

[EmeraldTriangle80]

@thegdfella The Dixie Chicks are still blacklisted from Mainstream Country Radio

[mansuper885]

ohhh my god mickey mouse is mexican.

[91javon]

Somebody please Find Ja Rule...were is Ja!

[willcme1]

@91javon why?

[liljagsa]

anyone else hear at around 1:26 someone says "and donald"

[alex336411]

this guys awesome

[xxL0YALTY]

... didn't thomas jefferson write the declaration of independence AND own slaves? sorry dave... you hat in' G.W for no reason

[TheBeatles1408]

his fucking white impression omfg

[thegdfella4500]

What happend to the dixie chicks

[MrJudoka93]

I'm going to go ahead and say that George Washington didn't write the Declaration of Independence.

[sSanctum]

Lame ass crowd, so many white people. Need more brotha's

[Chickensludge7]

@sSanctum ur probably white

[Jeffroxhard2]

Ok we saw the video you don't have to put everything he said motha fuckas we saw it

[southernboy586]

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!

[gghg2402]

Especially since they were freemasons.

[gghg2402]

o yea true him and adams and hancock made the drafts for it. but hes talking about washington being the driving force in the revolution. Without washington there would be not revolution nor a declaration, so hes just as important if not more important. But there are alot of facts that are not known about him. The majority of the enlightenment thinkin came from Thomas paine and Ben Franklin, their freethinkin european ideas helped craft the constitution. check these things out.

[BamSaidTheLady96]

"We hold these truths to all be self evident....Go get me a sandwich nigger, or I'll kill you!....For Liberty and Justice For All." xD

[nahor88]

Dave prolly knows Jefferson actually wrote the Declaration, but there goes the stand-up...

[XfatnuglyX]

George washington: "We hold these truths to be self evident, all men, are created equal....go get me a sandwich nigger or I'll kill you....liberty, justice for all" HHAHAHAHAA

[lsistes]

OH MY GOD... OH MY GODD. Micky Mouse is Mexican

[OfficialFreshmanSwag]

HWHERE IS JA?!?!?!?!

[KingDER555]

I was on a plane and Dave Chapelle walked to his seat and literally everybody yelled RICK JAMES BITCH!

[fatzo49]

what happened to the dixie chicks? im confused

[w0083e5c]

@fatzo49 they got scalped when they were complaining about the bush administration at the beginning of the war.

[Dasmoose15]

@fatzo49 they said some stuff about Bush while they were in a foreign country & people assumed they were trying to start something because the foreigners hated him 2. in short, people got pissed off. the rest of the story can be found on in internet somewhere.

[feathertopDT]

can u imagine Dave Chapelle on the $1 bill :D

[MrSmugle]

Keep pressing 1 and 2.....

[kemiskinan]

i'm a typical asian and yet i understand him and laughed....

[noobmaster31]

Keep pressing 2.

[gi50dude]

rick james bitch

[cheezbetweentheknees]

someone needs to upload a video of just 1:00 to 1:02 from this one. Best voice ever.

[calpoop]

@B3JonnyB no problem man

[calpoop]

@B3JonnyB lol no man i read it on the internet...

[123drizzydrake]

Even Mickey Mouse did it *Squeaky Voice* IM RICK JAMES BITCH!

[Tinfoil93]

Did he just say that George Washington wrote the declaration of independence? Besides Thomas Jefferson was worse. He had many illegitimate children with his slaves. And treated them like all the other slaves. Not that he should have had slaves in the first place but you would think that you would at least treat your own children better than he did. At least the black ones anyway.

[rickbangkok]

George Washington had 300 slaves but did not write the Declaration of Independence. That was Thomas Jefferson who had even more slaves, and had children with one of his slaves, Sally Hemmngs. Slavery and sex slavery is so wrong.

[rhymesayers1229]

48 people suck at life

[gosports123]

3:19 so funnnyyyyyy

[bambam225able]

I CAUGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH A UPPERCUT BOP

[bambam225able]

CAN WE INTREST U IN SUM DISNEY BUCKS

[MrLileminem24]

his mustache is funny

[dedria9]

OH MY GOD......mickey mouse is mexican!!! :O

[super00141]

press 9 over and over. sounds like a part froma song. not what he says. i mean like how he says it.

[iLoveGeliBeanz]

i don't wanna dance i'm scared ta death!

[forsrob94]

love the "white guy" voice :D

[mrssocali]

You mind not calling me a bitch in front of my kids? AHAHAH XD

[chill3n456]

@eestivanquisher dave made a rick james skit that was really big. One of the lines he uses in the skit is " I'm Rick James bitch!" And then would like punch charlie murphy in the forehead or jus talk to the strippers like that. You should watch it. It's pretty funny

[eestivanquisher]

Can anyone explain to me what rick james bitch means in this context? I dont understand why they say that to him

[IcyScythe]

@eestivanquisher look up rick james dave chappelle. It's like his most famous skit/quote ever from chappelle show.

[Basballplyr20]

lmfao we hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal... nigger go get me a sandwich before i kill you! ...liberty justice for all

[Pngize]

HEY, HEY... RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!

[LPSNIPERKING]

dangit i cant find my fingernail clippers

[gmac2rulez22]

WHERE IS JA?? lmao

[sleym07]

WHERE IS JAA !! :D HAHAHHAHAA

[uhaveachode1]

rick james??

[TheEpicClutcher]

@uhaveachode1 a famous chappelle clip, look it up

[rafaneez904]

Where is JA!!!

[VslipFiends]

i dont think George Washington wrote the Declaration of Independence?!?

Thomas Jefferson did.

[andriaaam]

@VslipFiends go get me sandwhich nigger or ill kill ya!

[syas13]

@VslipFiends but G.W. must've surely said,"go get me a sandwhich nigger or ill kill ya!"

[whimsicalwhimsy]

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.

[ItsAnAliThing101]

better be proud to be an American today

[palestineftw]

@ItsAnAliThing101 why?

[chetoos008]

Am I the only one who believes he should replace Washington with Jefferson? or has someone already addressed this?

[INTLSWAG]

@chetoos008 Naw ppl identify with Washington more readily than Jefferson. The joke is perfect!

[chrischrist2u]

@chetoos008 And Jefferson DID own slaves too or am I not remembering that correctly?

[chetoos008]

@chrischrist2u Yes, you're remembering that correctly. He had several kids with his wife's half sister, I think it was, who was also his slave.

I'm just talking about the writing of the declaration of Independence.

[calpoop]

@chetoos008 also george washington put in his will to free all his slaves after he died

[chetoos008]

@calpoop I don't know what any of this has to do with my original inquiry, but very interesting tidbits.

[Blwjprodigy93]

@chetoos008 Jefferson had a black wife ,Sally Hemings, look it up!

[chetoos008]

@Blwjprodigy93 First of all, Sally Hemings was, his mistress or concubine at most, but definitely not his wife. Secondly, she was only partially African American. And thirdly, you completely missed my point. The reason I said asked whether or not anyone else believed that he should replace Washington with Jefferson was due to the fact that Chappelle states "you like him because he wrote the Declaration of Independence and all that shit" when in fact, historically, Jefferson drafted said Document

[Blwjprodigy93]

@chetoos008 I feel like a jackass now, but thanx for clearing that up! And even if he was completely wrong, Dave Chappelle is still funny!!!

[chetoos008]

@Blwjprodigy93 cool beans dude, no worries. This Guy is hilarious! one of my favorite comedians, right below Mitch Hedberg. Have you seen mitch?

[blablaidontcarewhour]

@chetoos008 No, Jefferson was definately an overall better individual than Washington, and (unlike George) he did not own slaves.

[uberandy666]

@chetoos008 washington had slaves to :P the mean shit dave sais is just for comedic value =)

[chetoos008]

@uberandy666 That's wonderful. You misunderstand me. The reason I say that is because Washington did not write the DofIndependece as Chapelle states, but rather it was Jefferson who is said to have drafted that document. Whether or not Washington had slaves, or the fact that Jefferson had a partially African American wife( which many people before me have incorrectly tried to inform me was African American) is besides the point dude.

[gghg2402]

@chetoos008 its true though washington had slaves.. soo all hes saying the truth.

[chetoos008]

@gghg2402 Everything except for the fact that Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, not Washington.

[MRNiceGUy112321]

Hey hey I'm Rick James bitch ha ha ha Charlie Murphy !!!!

[Wutwut1n1]

this doesn't have the alibi bit in it

[411thatruth]

@DannyDad208 Um he kind of does comedy as a living? So how would you feel if you went on vacation and people were asking you advice or telling you to do something? I don't think you have any place to be questioning him so your comments really aren't needed thank you , plus "he's rick james bitch" he can do whatever tha fuck he wants haha

[DannyDad208]

Dave, I love ya, you nail it 95% of the time, but you perpetuate the stupid black shit 5% of the other times... Plus, I get annoyed with celebrities that make their millions of a gimmick (i.e., "I'm Rick James bitch") but then want the "customers" (people that made them rich) to turn off the gimmick because the celebrity is "on break"... Funny how you play both sides, Dave.

[hcvideoproductions]

@DannyDad208 Funny how you think he would actually care dumb ass

[TheJuantheGr8]

@DannyDad208 He's kidding...

[chuuwaayZ]

i don't wanna dance, i'm scared to death. lmao

[whiskeystillroad]

Correct me if I'm wrong but george washington didn't own slaves. It was his wife.

[nynyleg]

@whiskeystillroad since women didnt really own anything.. the slaves were his

[C1o88er3d]

@nynyleg Women could own property, especially family fortunes left in wills or from their dead spouse, but normally lost it after marriage.

There are some cases where women have extremely good prenuptual agreements and were able to keep their posessions if she ever divorced.

[C1o88er3d]

@whiskeystillroad Washington did own slaves. One named William Lee was particularly close to him and was even in the background of a few paintings of Washington.

In his will, Washington left his slaves to Martha, except for Lee who was freed immediately, and said upon her death they would all be free.

Needless to say, Martha locked herself in her room for a few days after he died.

[4251547]

HEY HEY IM RICK JAMES BITCH

[disciple419]

thomas jefferson wrote the declaration

[sarzamineiran]

RUN NIGGA, GEORGE WASHINGTON!

[noam1005]

where is jah??

[dondoncachito]

hey hey im rick james bitch hahaha

[RedDeadAintDead]

george washington didnt write that shit

[osufan124]

I live next the the little town is lives in, and when i finally saw him walking through town i started to yell "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH" but i got scared and turned around and walked away.

[jeff6449]

OHH MY GODD, mickey mouse is mexican

[DrGreenskunk]

hey hey...I'm Rick James Bitch!

[SheSaidSheWas15]

I'm repeating 0:30 for about 40 times :D can't stop laughing

[SeanYves09]

@SheSaidSheWas15 me neither ==



[supermariobrosking96]

mickey mouse even did it..... rick james bitch(high pitched) lmao



[chefawkes]

George washington helped with it so shut up.

[EhhImMatt]

@chefawkes Lol. Gtfo its comedy.

[chefawkes]

@EhhImMatt

no shit. thats why im wondering why ppl are hassling him for not being a 100% historically accurate. but chappelles point about running away from washington is valid.

[guasto47]

@chefawkes faggot

[Nosverato28]

Woah woah.....ok my AP hist class nerd is acting up right now... He is confusing Jefferson with George washington .

[wesilation98]

what happened to dixie chicks? tell me

[russelstoverjf4]

george washington didnt write the declaration of independence. haha

[nemke1990]

i do Chappelle show 20h a day,sleep for like half an hour,raise my kids for 10-20mins and i go back to work...lol

[blakebellamy82]

@nemke1990 10-20 minutes lmao.

[Shady97342]

run nigga, george washington

[skateboarding]

lol raise his kids for 10 20 minutes hahaha

[dahenry66]

o my god o my god mickey mouse is mexican

[Masonjs11]

We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal.... make me a sandwhich niggar ill kill you. hahahaha god damn

[Joesstin]

Can't buy weed or pussy with disney dollars Nigga. LMFAO!

[lalakid3]

"stop woshipping celebrities so much" -- Yes, Lord Chapelle...

[Karmakameleeon]

WASHINGTON DIDNT WRITE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.

[guadalcanal45]

@Karmakameleeon who the fuck cares

[MrJrod704]

@Karmakameleeon its a joke u would ruin it

[shaferrhs73]

@Karmakameleeon thats the joke you dumbass

[streethustla24]

dave chappelle is  naturaly funny.

[phumsquacken]

When I impersonate a black person, it's racist...

[kikomiko1]

@phumsquacken I know, all these black comedians use this same pretentious goddamn voice to impersonate white people. Double standards, gotta love 'em.

[RootsRunDeeep]

@kikomiko1 oh well

[RootsRunDeeep]

@phumsquacken oh well.

[f49erfr3ak101]

@phumsquacken Well that's the point. You're not a minority.... It is a double standard, I agree with you on that, but it's just acceptable for individuals of a previously (and currently) oppressed race to do so as opposed to one that has been in control for so long.

[originalgangsta407]

Hes so smart and funny

[cchavez1000able]

@originalgangsta407 ACTUALLY UR WRONG ON THE SMART PART LOL HE SAID THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON WROTE THE DECLORATION OF INDEPENDANCE

[bryan8911]

@cchavez1000able

Did they recently change the spelling of Declaration to Decloration and i didnt know or you just that dumb?

[LilJaY358]

RICK JAMES BITCH! HEY HEY! RICK JAMEEES BITCH! LMAO THUMBS UP IF U THINK THATS FUNNY

[Deadman94841]

46 people dont have an alibi

[fashionstate]

OMG!!!!...MICKY MOUSE IS MEXICAN...LMFAOOOOOOO

[maaaaa09]

Where is Ja?? Can someone get a hold of this M*** F**** to make a sense outta this??? lmfao!!!!!

[ThirdEyeThoughts]

The Micky Mouse bit was over the top! Studying for a final exam in Art History and taking a study break.  Love Dave Chappelle's unique perspective and humor on life.

[XxXProfessorSnapeXxX]

Thomas Jefferson wrote the D.O.I. Nobody else catch that?

[aznbodstar]

@XxXProfessorSnapeXxX no one cares catch that

[Karmakameleeon]

@XxXProfessorSnapeXxX

yea, i thought so too... O.o

[acechris89]

@XxXProfessorSnapeXxX aha I sure did!

[UncagedJDog89]

@XxXProfessorSnapeXxX "am i wrong?" well, technically...

[JonOB2444]

Where is ja rule?!

[enzarto]

46 dane cook fans it looks like.

[j0se941]

lol mickey mouse is mexican

[viciouspurple]

"WHERE IS JA?" oh my gosh im crying

[LeafBukk24]

RUN NICCA IT'S GEORGE WASHINGTON!

[CiseDj]

Hey hey! im rick james bitch!

[numberonesoulja]

Dave's Mickey Mouse impression is too funny.

[KittyLove89]

"aww my god mickey mouse is mexican!" L M F A O

[RamelK98b]

I'm not trynna bash Chappelle's act but,...... Washington didn't write the DOI, Thomas Jefferson did. lol

[halcyon0830]

@RamelK98b

Thomas Jefferson owned over 600 Black Slaves.

en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson#Mont­icello

[miafan89]

@halcyon0830 Uhh no shit, almost everybody did back then.

[jren86]

RUN NIGGA! GEORGE WASHINGTON! Rolf xD

[ilovecrayons123]

cant buy weed and puusy with disney dollars

[shottanikka]

HEY HEYYY!! im rick james BITCH!! ----- excuse me? kan you not kall me bitch in front my kids please !?

[reeseleebaby]

i love him.....hes sooooooo smart and funny as hell. always a plus in a man

[Tfrazier18]

If you turn on the transcribe audio, when he says " I like them green backs " It Says " I like Train Wrecks. "

[Authorata]

44 people were watching this video upside down

[francpala]

Go get me a sandwich nigger or I'll kill you.

[EstefanyR7]

"BOP!" ...Oh my God Oh my God...Mickey Mouse is Mexican...!

[tennisdude2834]

@EstefanyR7 yeah we all saw the video

[confettidadon]

Yup daz why alot of us come out light skinded well im Spanish n afro das why I'm light too

[confettidadon]

Where is jaa! Lmaooo

[Ianoodin]

GEORGE WASINGTONS slaves picked CANNIBIS!

[Ramboness]

GO GET ME A SANDWICH NIGGER OR I'LL KILL YOU, Liberty and justice for all.

[teedough1]

thats all black comedians talk about."black people be like.............but white people be like......."come up with some new shit

[shwat17]

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration... not Washington. Thomas Jefferson owned slaves too but he also had sex with them.

[syrusdavirus08]

" i dont wanna dance im scared to death "

[MzSiddiqui]

I agree we should remove these slave owners from our dollars !!!!

[MzSiddiqui]

I love Dave Chapelle....he don't hold back !

[rafaelito1981]

"Ow my god, ow my goooood! Mickey Mouse is Mexican!!"

[LeB4eVeR1943]

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.. not George Washington