Adam Sandler - Tollbooth Willie (Skit)

[DomMassi]

go suck a cock you fuckin repeating piece of shit

[coops9975]

my favorite is 0:44

[sneakypreacher]

His cds' are a helluvalot funnier than his movies.

[raviente7]

lol love this.

[LanerzTV]

LMFAO.

[Somborac420]

"You fuckin bitch, FUCK YOU! You forgot to pay the fuckin toll ya DIRTY WHORE!" LMFAO!!!!! LOVE IT!!!

[Bluepitt1019]

What Album was this on???

[starsandbarsforever]

@Bluepitt1019

they are going to laugh at you

[hurlysurfr]

its not my fault the bartender caught you off last night

[thethug99]

EAT SHIT EAT MY SHIT LOL

[sweetwilly2337]

hahaaaaaa--- just so i could have proof for my friends that i met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallet dick alive!!!!!

[MrSmokinhotdude]

3:19 is the best

[MrSmokinhotdude]

i first heard this in 2005 at school it was so fuckin funny when i first heard it and still is in 2012

[creaze51]

Everyone should share this video so it gets more views!!!!!

[cckeach7]

The first time I heard this , I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe...

[ryratcliff]

The funny part is at the end when he says to the grl I'll fuck u and all ur mothers and after he gets run over he says come to the hospital

[compudude86]

"you fucking son of a fuck!"

[TonyCornholer]

EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT! --ahhh, Bishop Nelson!

[max2evoix]

i already heard that one you un original bastered go suck a cock u piece of repeatin shit

[max2evoix]

i a

[justintwitchell]

This is still fucking classic!

[tiny2438]

3:10-3:26 new ring tone anyone?

[berria9594]

LOL I'm 16 and my wonderful dad showed me this years ago. <3

Yes, a dollar 25 is how much my mother charges for a blow job.

You asking for one?

[zach8148]

Fuckin hilarious

[rowdy8888]

Son of a Fuck !

[rowdy8888]

Tim Meadows awesome

[leegeorgeson]

This was funnier when these swears were more taboo hahaha

[Andr007Xx]

I'LL FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR LESBIAN FISH-EATING FRIENDS IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKIN' MOTHERS! YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH, I'M COMIN' OUTTA THE BOOOOOTH-A!

[unlimited647096]

IM COMIN OUTTA THA BOOTH-AH!

[Paramore123100]

Hey Willie, here's a dollar twenty-five and go fuck yourself!

[super87cole]

0:32 JOE DIRT! AHAHAHAHAHHA



[Mazhai]

41 "fucks" in this video! o.o

[db17db17]

i forgot how funny this whole cd is

[hotzdogg711]

AWESOME!

[blacklotusup]

A dollar twenty-five, willy? Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shit?

I thought it was funny 19 years ago and still do.

[MikeTheOldguy]

@blacklotusup  I think the whole skit was funny every since it was made.

[totallypoundonthat]

@blacklotusup I had to fucking google when this album came out. I cried inside when i realized it ACTUALLY FUCKING WAS 19 YEARS AGO. my GOD

[Pokystevie]

That was awsome

[2bin]

Wow....Sandler at his prime.

I thought it was funny in jr. high. But now, sadly, it sounds pretty FUCKING LAME.

[hotzdogg711]

wow, haven't heard this since 1992. awesome!!

[DuoDippers]

or should i...uh...shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?

[tinkerbelllove151]

$1.25 willie?inst that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dogshit?!

[tinkerbelllove151]

your gonna die bitch!!! im commin outaa the booth!

[thermalzz]

817

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

every Paul i seen i my life are FUCKING BLOODY IDIOT STUPID FUCKS COWARD NO BALLS BASSTARD ASSHOLES

[MurphGiovanni]

WHADDYA THINK OF THAT, ASSFUCK?

[tinkerbelllove151]

ohhhh have another one you fuckin lush!!!

[MrHolyshitpiss]

lol it sounds like every car the person drives off in is a sputtering piece of shit lol

[MrHolyshitpiss]

@thomsoncory get some new headphones

[novembre8211]

That's nice, considerin' you're a fuckin' idiot

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

@novembre8211 at 215 funny

[pinstripesforever]

go choke on a porno 'cack'!!!!!!

[aquarianbabe]

Lesbian fish eating friends...that line gets me.

[mohawkman251988]

Here's a dollar twenty five and go fuck yourself. XD!!!

[MrBetongBunker]

I love this!

[arceus462]

IM COMMIN OUTA DA BOOTH!!

*screech

OW MY FUCKING LEG!!!

xD hilarious

[blackmagicrose24]

I love how this is how people from Worcester talk lmao!!!

[Ironswordx]

This is the funniest skit off this album!!!!

[cocksoc]

you fuckin' lush! ;)

[rowdy8888]

uppity bitch !

[itsmyisliand]

il fuck ya and ya fesh eatin friends infront of ya fuckin muthas

[bizonmaciej]

fo youuu sweethart... its a dolla twenty fife.

[ItsNOYFB]

26 people forgot to pay the fuckin toll!

[DickButtKiss707]

ahh Bishop Nelson... dolla twenty five..

[cerealkilla187]

I ALREADY HEARD THAT ONE YOU FUCKIN UNORIGINAL BASTAAD!! GO SUCK A COCK YOU PIECE OF FUCKIN REPEATIN SHIT!!

[johnnyrye]

Have anothah one yoo faackin lush!!! It's not my fault the BAAAH-tendah cut you off!!!

[80sgeek]

Welcome to Woostah DOllah Twenty Fyve Please!

[AugieDog6]

I'll fahckin Carlton Fisk ya fahckin head with a louisville fahckin sluggah!!!!

[timwins31]

26 people are fackin haad ons.

whatta u think of that ASSFUCK?!?!?!

hahahahaha.

[123adidas100]

i live in worcester lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[dirtmcgurt40]

OH MY GOD......i was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker!

[ThomsonCory]

Is it me or is half the audio missing? Maybe my headphones.

[jsg361]

@ThomsonCory Yeah, it's the headphones. The audio's surround sound so you'll need both ears.

[majorwoody1az1]

@ThomsonCory yeah you need 2 head phones

[mixtand138]

I friggin' love this bit. For the record, though, I've never met anybody in Worcester that talks like this.

[HisPandaBearForever]

EAT SHIT! EAT MY SHIT!!!

[hrmoore41]

EAT SHIT. EAT MY SHIT.

[BlueFlame17]

1:41

A fucking son of a fuck.

Thats a lot of fuck.

[tonyAJ420]

Love this had to look it up after the great Brian Wilson referenced it on the Giants game.

[Deerenolds]

Adam Sandler is the best! I love all the videos!! Another great channel for Adam Sandler videos is Snap Snap. They have a lot of funny interviews and behind the scenes footage of his movies.

[Kyhumphreys]

This was funny lol

[CervixalCubby]

Amazing

[freddythefish100]

david spade is the best :D. hahahahahha the bishop part was the best. "a dollar twenty five, isnt that what your mom charges for a blow job" hahahahaha

[ardillarojo]

Love the clip. Do a search for "Felix Marc Life Is Porn" for a nice track that features samples from this skit.

[JonVellner]

"Oh my God! I was always wondering what it'd be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker" wow

[cheezkid]

im comin outta da booooooth!

[clintnicolan]

it is bottlecap. heavy woosta accent...adam told me

[Cornelio101]

cant wait to staht school in woostah this fall.

[hollowichigo67]

Your gonna die bitch I'm coming out of the BOOTH omg I nearly died I was laughing so hard

[paydirt78]

uppity bitch LOL!

[locustfire77]

It is porno cock. It is not bottlecap. How have people not heard this term before? I can't understand how there would be any ambiguation. But then again I have seen some clips with audio from Pablo Francisco's "Huevo Splash" bit labeled "Webbo Splash", so I guess I shouldn't find it hard to believe. Love this skit. Thanks for uploading!

[vwondubs]

Yeah you unoriginal bastards! LOL



[Superbigboy19988]

welcome to worcsta!!

[Mega3P1Kness]

@Superbigboy19988 Worchester

[OMGlordRAWRinuyasha2]

Would you like a receipt with that? *wink*

[OMGlordRAWRinuyasha2]

666 likes ;D

[achilles9000]

666th like! :)

[jsg361]

]:->

[GODIS3N1]

@achilles9000

horrible satanic number there achilles

[Stupidboy167]

is david spade the second voice? lol

[BryanHarding]

@Stupidboy167 yeah it is

[RayneRaven1]

@Stupidboy167 yes and the third too.

[jwizzy18]

uahhhhh  sign it???

[yourdeadonfire]

wooooooo WOOOSTA!!!!

[StarBaby411]

Beeeeeeeeeep

[LycanLink]

I'm pretty sure he days, "Porno cock," not, "Bottle cap," at 1:41, but still, good stuff. Thanks for uploading this in such high quality. :D

[flappy188]

@LycanLink its DEFINALTY BOTTLE CAP, wtf is a PORNO COCK

[LycanLink]

@flappy188 He's telling him to suck a cock in a porno, I always thought, hence, a "porno cock." What's not to get, haha?

[flappy188]

@LycanLink na listen to it very closely, its 110% bottle cap, he just has a heavy accent!

[Rochette92Y]

Im from worcester lmao, this shit is wicked fuckin funny! Love this shit, wor-town kid, learn your roots



[TheFlashPointe]

It sounds like it's been recorded from the left speaker because if you listen to the track, toll booth willie is on the left and the drivers are on the right.

[travcan1footerflat]

heres $1.25 and go fuck yourself

[PineappleHurricane]

Ya fackin' prick!

[Kawea]

LOL, this is more funny when you are an actual toll collector.

[Samdmc369]

What do ya think of that ass-fuck?!

[laushadad1]

18 people got a $1.25 shoved up their ass



[jchizick22]

still funny after all these years...... nice to hear it after.... 15-20 years or however long its been... lmfao

[aguirrej12]

hahaha! i F****** love this guy

[kiisfriend]

its the most funny because there are no tollbooths in Worcester.

[3191djgarno]

i love this one one of his best

[xxx630]

This skit is fuckin hilarious

"You fuckin bitch, Fuck you!!, you forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore

I'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull you cum guzzling queen!!"

Had to repeat that line :)

[ProjectDeadFox]

Its a Boston Accent...

[MrFissionMailed]

The fuck is that accent meant to be?

[funkeyweezy]

haha so fuckin funny go fuck yourself

[liv3urlife95]

17 Peope choked on f*cking up bottle cap.

[bostonsirish1]

ILL FUCKEN FUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR LESBIAN FISH EATING FRIENDS IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING MOTHERS!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY FUCKING LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG! COME TO THE HOSPITAL THEN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!

[3lullabies]

the end just kills me everytime,from when you hear the impact and the toll coins hitting the ground.then the i hear every word part,brilliant!!

[520Beau]

go suck a cock ya peice a fuckn repeatin shit!

[staphinfection]

I'm COMING OUT OF THE BOOOOOOOOTTHHHHH!!!

[Maxcaliberman]

man sandler had some funny shit back in the day

[DrakeH1313]

16 dirty whores didn't pay the toll...

[ck5550005551]

2:05 Best part!

[14ducksfan]

Jeez, what the hell is wrong with all the people who just quote lines from the skit?

[elijahpryor]

Is that David Spade at the ending?

[petergriffin001]

@elijahpryor Yeah it is. And one of the guys is Steve Buchemi. I think that's how you spell it, not 100% though. Crazy eye's from Mr. Deeds.

[njames17]

16 people couldn't pay the $1.25 toll

[Evspatriots08]

when he gets hit by the car it sounds like david spade talking shit to him

[froschein]

it doesn't really sound like salmon at all.

"you fucking LUSH"

Lush is great.

[MrToneyStarks]

"Ya fuckin son of a fuck!"

[CircleofShit]

As immature as this is it still makes me fucking laugh, meaning I'm still an immature wanker my self at the age of 26. LOL. "OHHH MY FUCKING LEG" lol.

[FlyBoyBigBlue]

@YesWeCantaloupe: If anyone ever asks you whether or not you have a sense of humor, you will now always reply, "No, no I don't."

[YesWeCantaloupe]

Sandler's hey-day was before my time. My camp counselors would play this for me and the others. I was thinking, this is supposed to be funny? It's just some guy swearing.

[TheNiggamortis]

@YesWeCantaloupe - youll never understand

[bkkillumutaphukkas]

@4114B thx, my mistake

[bkkillumutaphukkas]

@CUBSHAWKSFAN96 it's "Cotton Fisk" baseball player

[4114B]

@bkkillumutaphukkas *Carlton Fisk

[WillyDudemanguyPalms]

@jsg361 go fuk urself u son of a bitch!! I'LL COME RITE OUTTA THE BOOTH AND FUKN WACK YA YA FAKN PRICK! (both words work dude; salmon, sermon.....im sure bishops like fishing and cooking salmon for dinner lol)

[sargentslim300]

fucking funny the toll is a dollar 1.25$ for you women. you ran over tool booth willie 350

[jdbfishmanistee]

lol @ 1:22 :-p "you forgot to pay the F***ing toll, you dirty whore!"

[animeHEAT]

Makes being from New England worth something.Cause a lot of bad shit comes out of New England.

[WillyDudemanguyPalms]

AHHHHHH, Bishop Nelson, nice to see ya. that was quiiite a salmon you had the other day

[jsg361]

@WillyDudemanguyPalms Sermon -_-

[jdailey01230]

@jsg361 just in case you and the 8 others didn't get it.. "Salmon" is how he pronounced sermon.. thats the joke.

[ROOKI3LINKX]

@jsg361 Well I do my best :)

[busuto3]

@WillyDudemanguyPalms

It's sermon, smart one... Lmao

[LAHrebirth]

@WillyDudemanguyPalms lol@ salmon

[poopyodb]

@WillyDudemanguyPalms favorite part

[bluebuilding]

I remember back in 1994 me and my brother getting this CD and just laughing out loud ...sigh memories...can't believe its been so long

[jromeywendler311]

hahahaha this is soo fucking funny haha

[bigj7180]

loves how half the people can't understand a typical Bostonian and mess up half the words. You bunch of fish eating lesbians.

[hoddog68]

3:10 is made me lol so hard

[Usedforcommenting2]

This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard.

[gped41]

Here's a $1.25 and go fuck yourself hahaha best part

[BRENDEBREN]

You cum guzzling queef

[tuckermcloughlin]

Sandler forces the Boston sccent so much

[CUBSHAWKSFAN96]

Ill cottonfist you \ head with a fucking louisville fucking slugger

[OnlyTy91]

People who repeat back lines from the skit are so funny and original.

[jsg361]

@OnlyTy91 It's all i ever get.

[OnlyTy91]

@jsg361 Haha. I know man, it must be so nice to have such a vast library of hilarity. The commenters on this video are just the pinacle of comic wit. Young Richard Pryors.I mean, the sheer brain-power it takes for people to go on comedy vids, and repeat back the most memorable bits of a song or skit... Golly. We're just indebted to them. lol

[JoelDub]

@OnlyTy91 lol no shit.